Dog

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Man's best friend, the dog.

THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT THE DOGS TRYING TO STOP ANONYMOUS.

It is delicious dog, you must eat it.

Dogs (also known as the retarded alien zombies of the animal kingdom) are the ultimate example of humanity's emo-ism, from an experiment that began about 40,000 years ago during the time of the amazing spacegeek W

Dogs also happen to:

Be racist: Duane Chapman
Bark all the time, particularly when you're trying to read, watch TV, be romantic, or sleep.
Think a neighbor's home is their home and will attack that neighbor if they go near it.
Eat and then subsequently poop all over the place, particularly in the area you stepped in this morning. Often times they'll devour their own shit, causing a dietary cycle.
Sniff asses and crotches, considering that dogs tend to have excellent senses of smell and like poop it kinda makes sense.
Rape you after showers.

Among the most famous of all dog furries include the lovable "Lassie" of the fandom, noted OMG COPYRIGHT INFRINGER Sibe, who thinks he's a husky, and likes sniffing asses. Larger dogs are useful for sex.

Dogs can be used in speech thus: "you sly dog!", a fine insult, unless you are indeed referring to a sly dog, in which case, it is kind of pointless.

You can rape poochies if you feed them macadamia nuts, which is like rohypnol for dogs...they go all faint. You can do with them as you will.

Koreans also love dogs, to eat! They eat these fuckers like rice, they also torture them to death because they think more pain means more tasty. Pastor Deacon Fred tells children that their dogs go to hell because the Chinese need to eat them.

Dogs are mega-smart. You can train them to do anything, from fighting fires to helping with your homework to solving even the toughest crimes. They'll also stand up for you. Cats, on the other hand, won't defend you. They may even join a burglar to attack you, because they hate you so much. That's why they try to run away so often.

Some people think that buying dogs, in addition to installing electronic security and phone-tracing systems can protect them from anonymous. Of course, these people do not realize that they are dealing with hackers on steroids.