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Dog264

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

It takes all of my freak strength to keep my head from sending me to my death.

Ricky Landsburg, also known as Dog264 (not to be confused with Simon Birch) is the result of a passed genetic experiment by top Youtube scientists to create the ultimate video making machine. Fortunately, they passed utterly. Dog264 is a horrifying sight to behold, a man with shriveled gimp arms and a gigantic head out of proportion to the rest of his freakishly deformed body. His existence is an argument for eugenics. In shorter words, Dog264 is a failed abortion and should finish what his parents started; by becoming a hero.

Dog264 cannot go outside unlike the other children because of his horrific and sick disabilities and will be trapped inside his house with all of his friends gone to school and him left alone in his room crying how he could have been a normal child. He is an ignorant fucktard that should be put down by the vet.

The vast majority of Dog264's videos consist of him (alone or with a buddy) lipsynching to various songs, including hits from Linkin Park and Queen. These videos have been known to turn a person completely fucking queer upon watching, and should not be viewed by anyone.

Not only is Dog264 crippled, makes shitty videos, and lives his life off the internet like the retarded fuck he is, but he also acts like a 2-year-old and has social issues with people IRL and especially amongst the interwebs. He likes to use his crippled disability as an excuse for acting like the lil bitch he is and fucking with other people because he is supposedly "BORED". The truth though, as sad as it may sound, is that people only watch his videos and talk to him because they feel sorry for his crippled ass.

1 Dog264 OBJECTION!
2 MOAR trolling of dog264's Jewtube account plz!
3 Dog264 Fans Request a "Shout Out"
4 External Links

[edit] Dog264 OBJECTION!

GET TO DA CHOPPAH!

Dog264 explains his personal drama on his homepage [1]:

"This week was CrAzY! Last Tuesday, EbaumsWorld.Com put me on their forums, so I had *SO* many comment-emails from YouTube piling into my MSN inbox... Probably a hundred emails that day! Plus, on the same day, 4Chan.Org made sure I wasn't their friend by telling me, repeatedly, on different MSN accounts, to STOP my videos, CLOSE DOWN my email and, my favorite, that they will TRACK ME DOWN! So since they now know my email address, I will NOT be accepting any more random friend invites on MSN. Sorry guys, but its for the greater good... The next day, when I woke up, I had fifty new emails to read, I thought "Ahh, screw this!" and deleted them all. That day the emails kept coming... And coming... AND COMING! It made me so mad I started to think of a new email for YouTube emails and stuff, because the emails kept popping up and irritating the crap out of me (Ringading MSN Email alert). So I made one. This email will not be public, ONLY for YouTube comment emails and things simler. Finaly... Today I had an email on my OLD email address saying that I wanted to change my password (I never wanted to!), so I guess somebody was trying to "hack" me... Nuurgh, such a crazy week! Other News: I should be making a video this Sunday or Monday, so YAY! Oh, and for 4Chan.Org and every hater out there, I don't care what you say, I just DON'T CARE! I will never stop making videos! NEVER EVER! So shut up! You shall never win! :D"