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Donald Rumsfeld
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
MOAR LIEK DONALD BUMSFELD, AMIRITE?
Rather than being born from a human womb, Rumsfeld was created during the Carter administration by the Pentagon's Office of Special Plans. The project entailed making a perfect physical clone of Franklin Roosevelt, except with legs and the inability to properly conduct a war. The goal was to eventually create a race of charming humans who could walk around on their hind legs like Rory Calhoun but who would not be able to harm their fellow man. Although the project was a success, it was discontinued by the Reagan administration, which instead focused on the practical applications of astrology.
His sidekick Bucky was killed by the Red Skull, and has since been replaced by Paul Wolfowitz.
Rumsfeld has an annoying habbit of asking and answering his own questions during press conferences, etc., in the following fashion:
"Are there still Taliban around? You bet. Are they occupying safe havens in Afghanistan and other places? Certainly they are. Is the violence up? Yes. Does the violence tend to be up during the spring, summer and fall months? Yes it does. Does that represent failed policy? I don’t know. I would say not."
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On November 8th, 2006, Rumsfeld "stepped down" as Lord of War after his loyal boss W and the Republican Party were brutally ræped by the American public (in a rare moment of clarity) in the previous day's midterm elections. Overwhelmed with feelings of rejection, he abandoned his livejournal, never to return.
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