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“	Imagine... In this great,quality nation, folks like you haven't strung folks like me up by their intestines!	„
—Donald Trump, via Bill the Cat

The Donald, or Donald Trump, is a god amongst men.

Never piss around when the Donald is around.

Donald Trump is a fucking genius. We Fags at ED stand behind him every step of the way. It should also be noted that he is a Jew King of the Jews as he has acquired more Jewgolds than anyone in the history of time, eva.

“	I would look her in that fat, ugly face of hers and say 'Rosie, you're fired!'	„
—Donald Trump

His toupée is made of pure win shit, because there is no fucking way that thing could be hair.

Actually, the toupee is a hive of tiny jews controlling his every thought and movement.

Contents 1 ED Approved 2 Gallery 3 See Also 4 External Links

ED Approved

HEY THERE! Hey, The Donald! I saw what you did with Rosie I just wanted to say keep up the good work

The Trump gets the Encyclopedia Dramatica seal of approval.

Gallery

Donald's cat.

Donald's rat.

He's in your sky, ruining your views.

Rosie O'Donnell, the Donald's only natural enemy.

See Also

• God
• The True God
• Rosie

External Links

• The Donald VS. Rosie - Trump calls Rosie a failure.
• Entertainment Tonight covers Trump/Rosie drama - lol