Doniellejatkinson

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She tries to sing AND dance?! My fucking eyes! They BURN!!

“	MAN THE HARPOONS WE CAN EAT FOR A MONTH	„
—Hydro566, at Facepunch Studios.

1 Let the YouTube Fuckfest Begin
2 See Also
3 External Links

[edit] Let the YouTube Fuckfest Begin

Yet another product of incest seems to have found its way onto the web. Though flamed, attacked by trolls, and being harpooned by many people, it still won't seem to die.

[edit] The Horror

It Begins

As cosmic rays bombarded the waste in the sewers one fateful night, it caused a particularly large, congealed lump of shit and lard to begin to mutate. The thing sprouted arms and legs, hair, and began to ooze around the city, consuming things such as a fly, a kitten named Sam, over 9000 buckets of KFC, and Sam's owner. This blob soon gained enough mobility to waddle freely amongst the fat people, and none could tell the difference from the other people stuffing their faces with donuts and processed cheese.

On the way to the local Mcdonalds, it spotted a glowing screen through a window. This was the beginning of the end.

All of her videos comprise of this scene.

The blob took over the house, seated itself in front of the glowing computer screen, forced the couple living there to call the blob their daughter, and then proceeded to create an account on YouTube. Using this account, it managed to torture thousands with its horrible singing, dancing, and other weird shit.

[edit] The Suspense

There are no girls on the Internets, but as doniellejatkinson is notably NOT human, this isn't an issue. What is an issue are all the videos she posted of her talking in the off-key lyrics to a song for what she seemed to believe was for the entertainment of others. This camhippo was in all of her actual videos, and there was a good number. With this arsenal of video AIDS at her disposal, she managed to shock and amuse her audience for quite a while, but it was a ticking e-bomb -- only a matter of time before something happened somewhere.

Above: One of her better songs. Obviously, the person threw her a request peanut just to watch this circus attraction leap for it. (Note how her "father" refuses to come on-camera. I guess he doesn't want to cause a panic among the public over his being held against his will.)

[edit] The Drama

Being just that fucking horrible, doniellejatkinson was bound to get some insults and other interesting responses. Most of her shitvids attracted two main kinds of people: ones who were sympathetic and ones who called her for being the shapeless blotch on humanity that she is. There were, of course, the odd people who wanted to watch the obese monkey perform, and so requested songs despite the fact that she sucks fucking donkey dick.

I know how you feel, man.

Above: A general response from the average YouTube user.

After all the fat jokes and letting her know that she should get her damn face off the tubes before she caused any more seizures, she did what any Internet drama whore does at this point, and threatened to become an hero. Her final bulletin here.

She later claimed that the suicide note was posted not by her, but by Anonymous as a last drop of piss on her rotting whale carcass. Whether or not this is true is unknown, as chances are that Anon is too busy furiously stroking their e-cocks over the whole situation to comment.

[edit] The Comedy

The lulz are delivered and sweet justice is served.

“	it was stupid but they said they were youtube i thought if they werent i could send out for them to send my new password to my email i was wrong and stupid. lol it is embarrasing but at least im honest	„
—the fat fuck herself, proving she's not only untalented, but stupid as well.

doniellejatkinson, being the fat fucking pig that she is.

Posting videos of herself making various pig noises, she was asking for it. Anonymous struck gold by convincing the idiot to give out her password, and so effectively handing it over on a fucking silver platter. The account was hijacked, and many videos, including the pig one, got baleeted. The account that was done up the ass by Anonymous can be found here.

[edit] The Mystery

It seemed that doniellejatkinson did not, in fact, go emo and commit suicide. She instead created a new account with which to fill the world with her skull-splitting attempts at music. However, as much e-drama and lulz has trailed her around teh Internets (not a hard thing to do by all accounts), she became a big joke in certain communities and nearly gained the notoriety of a failed meme.

“	MAN THE HARPOONS MEN, WE ARE GOING WHALEING. Also the average fat camwhore bitching about her opinions on shit and 'singing' (er... shrieking). Djadoniellejatkinson Heres her old account, hacked by 4chan (I think it was Anon that hacked her). Epic lulz followed. Doniellejatkinson	„
—peepee45 - you know you're bad when Adventure Quest players mock you.

Trollers are encouraged to join those already harassing her new account. Yes, she's still taking requests. No, she hasn't got any better. Will she ever be stopped? Only time will tell....