Donnie Darko
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Donnie Darko is a David Lynch-wannabe movie about a fucked up kid, played by indie darling Jake Gyllenhaal, who talks to a rabbit, has daytime hallucinations, and might be psychic or some shit like that.
The movie almost immediately gained a cult following, especially among teenagers, largely due to the name "Darko" and due to the film's insane amount of pretentiousness. Of course, since many Darko faggots use LiveJournal, dozens of Donnie Darko-related communities popped up. Hundreds of LJ users have Donnie Darko-inspired names and are devoted to their favorite movie. Any criticism of the film is taken to heart, and they will react violently.
Detractors will often be berated by fanboys who say "YOU DIDN'T GET IT! IT WAS DEEP! etc." Because we all know how deep a movie is when they've got a guy putting his hand down his pants and thinking about Christina Applegate.
A favorite of scene, emo, goth, anime freaks, and various other teenager subcultures. Asking any of the above to explain what the fuck the film is about, or indeed asking anyone at all will result in so much utter confusion and pain that their heads will explode, even if they have a perfect internal explanation of it. The entire film is what would happen if Yoko Ono and Steven Spielberg got really high and looked at a box of Nesquik while brainstorming film ideas, and let's face it, it probably is.
ICO totally ripped off the lame-ass ending.
[edit] Pretentiousness In All Its Glory
Donnie nearly gets hit by a falling jet engine; OMG WHERE DID IT COME FROM!!1. Lots of shit happens afterwards, most of which is boring and supposed to be "deep," as any fanboy would tell you. This includes Donnie burning down a motivational speaker's home and revealing buttloads of CP. Donny also shoots some bully in the head because he was being a dick and ran over Donnie's girlfriend. In the end Donnie chooses to let the jet engine fall on him, causing a wormhole that restarts the entire movie, only this time Donnie's dead. This is the most pretentious ending ever, and why all the indie emo faggots like it. They think it's mega cool that a loser just like them would sacrifice their self to save all the dickheads that ruined their life. But because they're emo faggots, they'd rather praise a movie than take Donnie's example and kill themselves like the movie says they should. Have you heard of that one religion? Scientology? Yeah. That is totally based off of this movie. But seeing as none of them have become an hero yet only contributes to the fact that they're doing it wrong.
[edit] Cast
- Donnie Darko - Ronald Reagan
- Elizabeth Darko - Nancy Reagan
- Donnie's Dad - W
- Rampant Rabbit - Meele
- Gretchen Ross - also Meele
- Fat Chinese girl - also also Meele
- Extras - entire forum membership of ChavScum
[edit] True Meaning of the Plot
Some people find Donnie Darko hard to follow. This is because Linear time is LIE. Cubic time is TRUTH, you are EDUCATED STUPID, SEE BEYOND. Donnie Darko did 9/11:11\6, I hold IRREFUTABLE PROOF.
_ _ _
_| |__| |__| |__...LIE!
THE TRUTH IS CUBIC TIME:
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sunup | | midday
| |
midnight |_____| sundown
I HAVE IRREFUTABLE PROOF. FOUR SIMULTANOUS DAYS IN ONE ROTATION OF EARTH, EACH QUADRANT OF EARTH. Man is personified pyramid, 1 corner of time cube, 1 24 hr day. 1/4th of a person. pyramid * 6 equals star of david = the BALANCE = 11:11 = equilibrium in timeSpace. Four 24 hr days, simultaneously, equals 11:11 - 11:11 = natural balance. 6/11 = 11\9 = 9/11:11\6 = Donnie Darko did wtc.
24 6 24 ,_______, |11 11| time^cube 6 | (o) | 6 | / \ | 9/11:11\6 /_______\ 24 man is 24 personified pyramid
Man is but extension of the 9/11:11\6, four corners, four simultaneous 24 hour days. Cubeless god, unfunny god, Donnie Darko did 9/11:11\6. I have IRREFUTABLE PROOF. Ignorant dumb asses laugh at me, they do not know. 9/11 tragedy was caused by DONNIE DARKO LIES and CONSPIRACIES. ZOG means students are EDUCATED STUPID with CUBELESS LINEAR TIME LIE. I have uncovered the truth, the spirit guardians have alerted. 11:11. I DEMONSTRATE IRREFUTABLE PROOF.
- New York City has 11 letters.
- Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
- 'George W. Bush' has 11 letters
- New York is the State # 11
- The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight #11
- Flight # 11 was carrying 92 passengers Adding this number gives us: 9+2=11
- Flight # 77 who also hit the towers, was carrying 65 passengers Adding this: 6+5=11
- The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
- The date is equal to the emergency number 911. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
- The total number of victims inside the planes were 254: 2+5+4=11
- September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year: 2+5+4=11
- After September 11, there were 111 days more to the end of the year.
- The tragedy of 3/11/2004 in Madrid also adds up to: 3+1+1+2+4=11
- The tragedy in Madrid happened 911 days after the tragedy of the Twin Towers.
NATURAL
DIVINE
CUBIC
BALANCE
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11:11 | | 11:11
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11:11 | | 11:11
|_______|
911 is also 191 - 9=endings. 11 is balance which takes us to 11:11. 9/11:11\6 = STAR OF DAVID = CUBELESS IDIOT DONNIE DARKO DID WTC. DONNIE DARKO DID WTC; I PRESENT IRREFUTABLE PROOF. THINK.
