Dontopen-youreyes
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
In trying to bring the lulz back into this albatross, one sexy /b/east did searcheth the broken servers of DeviantShit for new, though likely less important, lulz.
And then, he didst find, don'topen-youreyes
And now, even after he figured his page to be dead nao, he's gotten a few jumps and threats for a page that barely qualified as his "best work." This woman didn't have a clue what pain was before.
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WTF Missed?
Apparently, in the wide sweep of faggotry on dA, many well-worthy of the whore status were skipped over. It should come as no surprise to anyone that if you want 10k of pageviews, the best ways are looking skanky, wearing lots of makeup, and showing tits. Where she failed, however, was having both herpes, and the body to guard said boobs.
Of course, all of this still doesn't stop the stalkers who "contribute" art to her page every few weeks. She could very well be dead (one can dream), and if this is the case, then potential future drama would be lost. Or generated, depending if it was self-inflicted. UPDATE: Not dead, but sure slow enough to qualify. Apparently, she had the idea that she could edit a page - poorly - and was met with a resounding welcome to her devices.
Dontopen-youreyes is a paradox, in obviously having a fairly good rack with a unholy-godawful body. She's like a polar opposite of Ellen DeGenerate, or a complete doppelganger of Rosie O'Damnnasty. Or Amy Lee, plus about 50+ lbs. and Down Syndrome. Since she has failed to actually show tits, her ability to do basic female services, she couldn't make a good sandwich after intense blowjob sessions (I know, ironic a fat girl can't make food), and her lack of sense beyond internet proto-celebrity, her pedophile boyfriend left her fat ass. Not that it stopped her from dropping her top like the jailbait she was always meant to be. After all, she's got to pay the bills somehow, amirite?
Her fans' contributions
[1] - WITH A FEW BRUSH TOOLS, YOU, TOO, CAN MAKE A PERSON LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE LEPROSY!
[2] - CHOOSE YES, DAMMIT!
[3] - OYA GUYZ, TOTALY <3 IMAGRADY MOAR THAN TV!!!111!!!oneoenone!!!
Clearly, most of these people were busy fapping to barely-legal boobs when they should've been paying attention in art school.
UPDATE: Though it's yet to have been viably proven, there are apparently a few sex-related pictures from her older gallery stock. The older gallery, or pretty much the last pages, were of her at roughly 17-18, so if there are pictures of this, we could be looking at the buttertroll version of the Holy Grail. Moar on this as it develops...
Christ, she's a weeaboo, too?!
Noone should be shocked at this point as to what she can do, but this cow actually slammed herself into a lolita dress, waves around a Wapanese fan, etc., and took pics of it all.
Observe, then stab your eyes out ritualistically afterwards.
 Buying a dog doesn't save you from rotting in hell, just anon |
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 Totally has skills (too bad putting a fork down isn't one of them) |
 Davay Havok really let himself go |
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Inevitable E-mail Threat
| —The broad, asking for moar |
Hi, i'm D-Malice and I know the laws of both speech and good things happening to bad people was originally for a higher court to take my torch and run with it. I will not delete a damn thing, it is 99% lulz and 1% twisted panties. Oh and I majorly don't give a flipping fuck that your brother and your ex turned out to be the same person. So get the fuck out of my internets.
| —Kindawanna, not realizing failed blanking is fail on ED |
Stockholm syndrome, Revisited
Quitting just wasn't in this one's vocabulary, and it's uncertain if this is either for the better or the worse, but the edit logs will tell all in the future.
| —Dontopen-youreyes, clarifying it doesn't bother her |
External Links
- Blackandred-stock - One of her DA pages that was supposedly stolen in '06. Since most of her "new" pictures on her main page are gone over her being a bad sport, there's always this option for old pixplz.
- don'topen-youreyes - Again, her main dA page; Apparently, the past year revealed something in her she didn't like
ON NOTICE - She's apparently quitting DA forever Nope, she's just "not posting anymore pictures", deleting her non-hosted pics, and blocking posts and journal entries as of 4/22/08, no short order thanks to this ED relic I was half-drunk writing. I don't even personally KNOW the female. Plz to be finding new page, when she comes back to dA She never left.
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