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Secret rape training simulation game known as "Asheron's Call". Not shown: sheepskin gloves buff

Dread Og is a God. No srsly. As a stuttering colossal pwner of noobs, much like Jesus he transcended from mortal form into omnipotence by dying to a level 47 Shadow Mage and resurrecting three days later.

“	"I've had a revelation. I'm no longer... who I am. I've become something else since I started with my vlogs. I've literally become... Dread Og in real life. I'm no longer my RL self. I've been identifying through my vlogs, wi-with i-in-- with my in-game character for so long... I am Dread Og. I'm not some ju-- some loser, this geek, that plays a computer all day. I'm... the pwner of noobs... the best cast in AC... I'm like a god now."	„
—Dread Og

1 James Lebron thinks he is Ted Bundy
2 Jesus fuck this guy is batshit insane
3 It runs in the family
4 Resources
5 See Also

[edit] James Lebron thinks he is Ted Bundy

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Dread Og is a complicated man with a wonderful personality who is often misunderstood in all of the 3 social situations he's been in. He can't even talk to a girl without bitches screaming. It's society's fault he has to introduce himself to people as James Lebron, instead of his true form, Dread Og. It's society's fault he can't just walk up a chick and tell her about his godly PK skillz without being issued a restraining order.

“	"I'M DREAD OG... PWNER OF NOOBS.... BEST FORWARD BEST CAST IN AC, AND... I don't even have a girlfriend. Does that seem fair? Does that seem right? You know that's how uh, Ted Bundy got started... he got turned on by a girl he liked... I-i-i-i'm not saying I'm, like, like that, what do you expect... me to say? I... I approached a girl..."	„
—Dread Og, lessons in love

Even to the most casual of armchair psychiatrists it's obvious as fuck that James Lebron has massive mental health issues, is a closeted homosexual and a serial rapist in the making. But at least with the wonders of technology we'll be able to watch his video explaining why he would be found, naked and soaked in blood, masturbating with the severed hand of a 14 year old girl to the opening video of Asheron's Call.

[edit] Jesus fuck this guy is batshit insane

[edit] It runs in the family

Glamour shot of Mrs. Lebron, shortly before she mainlined heroin into her eyeball and raped herself with a firehose

James' mongoloid brother was infected with the same disease at birth from their crackwhore mother and also suffered irreversible retardation, which allows him to play Asperger's Call in between frotting sessions with James.