Dr Kevorkian
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Dr. Kevorkian is a physician who happens to specialize in MURDER. He used to help all sorts of depressed and/or old people kill themselves. Instead of clumsily trying to hang yourself with your own underwear or drinking 3 gallons of bleach, you can go out IN STYLE by having poisonous chemicals injected into your bloodstream! However, when he videotaped himself performing a lethal injection on some old dude (who clearly was asking for it) on 60 Minutes, he was charged and convicted with murder in the second degree. When asked for comment, Dr. Kevorkian replied, "I did it for the lulz.".
Ever since he has been imprisoned, the number of Emos and Goths living in the USA has risen by 3 times. If only Dr. Kevorkian could help spread his love to all Emos and rid them of their emotional pain!
Dr. Kevorkian's methods can be used to cure many common ailments such as:
- Living
- Emo
- Attention Whoreism
