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Dragon Jadefire is a retarded artist / writer whose penchant for whining like a spoilt brat makes Snapesnogger look like an amateur.

Zutara

Zutara is a pairing from the hit show Avatar: The Last Airbender, featuring the stereotypical bad boy and the stereotypical good girl from different families who can never be together. It has has a large fanbase.

Discovery

Dragon Jadefire was one of the many victims of a spoilerific trollfest at The Pit. Incensed at the implied "bashing" of her precious pairing, she fought back with the following comment:

“	Listen, I don't know who you are but, I really don't care. So. Why don't you just leave me and my fellow Zutarains alone! And Zutara will be canon! Just you wait! You evil Kataanger!	„

Trolling is Serious Business

Following this lulzy incident, another Anonymous trolled Dragon Jadefag, loading her review boards with spam. He also impersonated her, causing her to wail in misery and run to her DA hugbox.

Understudy?

Given the evidence, it is likely that Dragon Jadefire is Snapesnogger's understudy. She might even be Snapesnogger herself.

Need moar proof?

She has a fixation with dragons (read: Nagas with wings), and fantasizes about being one.
She has a DA account, and a Fanfiction.net account, and an LJ.
She complains when she runs low on attention.
She throws lulzy tantrums.

The Ugly Army of OCs

Dragon Jadefire has made an astounding number of equally retarded OCs, a list of which can be found on her profile at Fanfiction.Net

For your benefit, the list has been reproduced below.

The remainder of this section has been removed to protect readers from the lethal levels of AIDS and Fail, which was measured and found to be Over 9000.

Support from the Fans

Dragon Jadefire's army of fans rose to the occasion, sending pseudo-intellectual threats to Anonymous. Their comments have been reproduced below (however, their levels of Fail and AIDS are not high enough to be considered lethal...yet).

“	LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE! I'm insulted that you used my penname and made it into your own sick twisted version. Leave me alone! I don't care if you hate Zutara with an unholy passion! When it happens, I'll be laughing in your face!	„
—Dragon Jadefire makes herself look like an idiot.

“	You son of a bitch. How DARE you act like such a smart ass. Dragon JadeFire does not deserve this stupidity from an isiot like you. I am going to report your sorry ass. Tear down this account now before I will make your life in a fucking nightmare. TEAR IT DOWN. OR ELSE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED JACKASS.	„
—Spectre ulrich01 defends her fuckbuddy from the evil trolls.

“	I would like to know as coherently as humanly possible, what in the hell is wrong with you? I am asking this for the sole fact that you just completely and utterly insulted one of my friends for no good reason. I am assuming you might be a 13 year old with NO LIFE as it is proven by the fact that you re-did my friend's page and made it into your own calamity. Mister, you seriously have early signs of becoming a sociopath and I fear for your family, friends (if you have any) and yourself, for it seems that you are walking towards a road of self destruction. I am not talking in a religious manner whatsoever, for I am an atheist, but more of a logical, mental manner. If this is how you spend your time, by torturing others for no reason, I must say that you are quite a pathetic human being and you should re-evaluate your life, that is if you even have a desire to stay alive.	„
—Misao Shinomori

“	I happen to be Dragon Jadefire's actual friend, and I must say in all honesty and politeness that you are an utter (censored, most likely going to say hero) for hurting an innocent girl who is merely tring to enjoy a show and utilize her writing skills. I'm disgusted when I think that there are people like you who have lives so meaningless that you go around making others' lives worse. You know, that sort of behavior only makes you look like a retard. I hope you're happy. And just so you know that your hatred is completely unfounded, DJ happens to have another real life friend who's a Kataang supporter, and they're very close. She's no prejudiced pig like you. I hope this has been either inspirational, or completely pissed you off. Either way, you may now continue your pathetic, worthless existance. Oh, and don't bother trying to reply and cus me out, "cock sucker". I'm using a school e-mail so it'll be read as spam and deleted! Also, there are no links on my account to other pages, so unless you're a hopeless loser stalker, you'll never find my other web accounts. Have a nice life, oh wait, you don't have one.	„
—Rebel Shadowfag

Jadefaggot's Hugbox is Closed

On the 8th of December 2007 (which coincidentally was the date of her "return" to Fanfiction.net in an attempt to prove that she had not been chased off), two Anonymous launched a spam raid on Dragon Jadefire's hugbox. She was stunned into a coma-like state which disabled her ability to respond for 24 hours.

When she did recover, she hid the spam comments and proceeded to state the obvious.

“	Well, guess what! That jerk from FF is here on DA! I've already blocked him and sent an email to the admins of DA. Hopefully, they are better at taking care of this stuff than FF guys. He's actually, a little more opinionated this time! He read my disgusted and insulted journal, and he told me to go kill myself.	„

“	I told you about the creep on FF.net awhile back. GUESS WHAT! He's here on DA! And he's male!	„

The Raep Continues

Despite the rampant faggotry, the two loyal Anonymous continued to give surprise buttsex to Dragon Jadefire's hugbox. It's not over yet!

The Raep Continues to Continue

Pissed off, Dragon Jadefire has promised revenge. Or rather, lulz.

“	Listen you bastard. I don't fail! YOU fail. I'm not leaving! You can't force me to leave! I did nothing to you! I've never met you on the net before! I've never even bothered you in another life before! But for some reason, I guess, you think that its funny or amusing or maybe even entertaining in posting your pronographic garbage up here, hoping that I naively and innocently stumble across it and see it! Well, guess what buddy, won't work! I'll keep blocking every damn account you make! And I'll keep reporting you until the administartors are so sick and tired of hearing me. And I'll report you to the cops, until they track you down and throw your sorry ass in jail! And in court, I'll get up on the stand and give them a teary testimony, and point at you, and say "Yes, that is the man that harassed me over the internet!" and the jury will find you guilty, cause I'll get the most slickist lawery I can afford, and I'll make sure, he gets YOU the death pentalty! And while I'm doing that, I'll also make sure, Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, and every local news from Alaska and Hawaii to Maine and Florida have this story as their top story. I'll make your sorry little life so damn miserable that you'll pray for my mercy. And guess what buck-o! You ain't getting it! Because I'm damn sick and tired of you harassing me. I'll fight tooth and nail! I'll fight until every last damn bone in my body is broken. I will not give up! I will not back down! And I will not give you the satisfaction of knowing you can push me around with your pronographic pictures of your tiny dick! FUCK YOU! PS: Using my name is really LAME! You insult yourself by using my idea. PSS: Why don't you practice what you preach and save us all the trouble and go kill yourself!	„

VICTORY

“	I'll drag every fucking piece of evidence from the show and our own mythology to PROVE to your idiots that Zutara will happen!	„

Recently, an official book containing the spoilers of the last 4 episodes of Avatar has been released, and as no surprise to anyone, Zutara doesn't happen. Behold:

YES YES YES

VICTORY.

Lulz Gallery

It began last Thursday	We're really fucked now.	How Dragon Jadefire's father probably reacted. He's out for blood.	We're really, really fucked.
Character assassination 101.	Dragon Jadefire uses her amazing shipper's logic to deduce that teh ebil trollz are from a rival ship.	Anonymous is a very naughty person.	O NOEZ! WE'RE GOING TO GET A VIRUS!!!1
We're famous! Hi, mom!	Dragon Jadefire, your hugbox is closed. Enjoy your aids, bitch.	This war is far from over.	OH NOEZ! Shes called the Cops!!
Here's your AIDS. Enjoy them.	She's got Faux News and the Party v& on us!	Typical fanbrat faggotry.	Anonymous responds to Jadefag's tantrums.