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Dragonmorph

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Dragonmorph is a recent arrival to the furry perversions, noted for his juvenile behavior and subject matter, and for his habit of raping the English language every time he types.

Dragon-morph was first spotted on DeviantART where he quickly made a name for himself favbombing and watchbombing. However, things quickly become very unpleasant when he began asking other artists if he could draw their character nude, as well as using homophobic and racist slurs. He has created at least 100 DeviantART accounts (almost all of them have been banned), and has used them to re-watch people (much to their aggravation). He has also used (many) other online art galleries to host his art.

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[edit] His "Art"

Many new ‘arrivals’ to the fandom often draw porn. Dragon-morph is no exception, as a good portion of his artwork is of a sexual (and incomprehensible) nature. On the positive side, though, he has so far refrained from bizarre fetishes and kinks such as vore, scat, unbirthing, pregfurs, mpregfurs or inflation, and instead has kept himself to the realm of adolescent-minded smut.

[edit] Gallery of Fail

DO NOT WANT

Oh dear god.

Lol camel toe.

[edit] The Dragonmorph Experience

When Dragonmorph has targeted you and contacted you, he will, if you're female, tell you he loves you, because apparently Dragonmorph falls in love with anything female that can do decent art. After confessing his undying love in raped english, he proceeds with some senseless talking, and then wants to make what he refers to as an 'art-trade'. Regardless of what you answer upon this request, he will do it. Not only does the character get drawn pornographically without consent, the vag is most likely to look like a pair of balls, which could only prove that he actually is a total fag. On the plus side, you can always make fun of him to his face because his english sucks so bad he'll never know what the hell you just called him.

[edit] Drama

(This section was rescued from WikiFur, despite the efforts of the Furluminati) Dragonmorph is known for creating drama, be it deliberately or inadvertently, in the furry fandom in general. He has on several occasions bombed the private messages of various furries who were black or homosexual and harassing them. Other antics include offering to draw nudes of characters belonging to people he barely even knew, and calling them 'art-trades'. This among other things including his infamous dA ban-evasion fest and pee-inside-your-ass chat have made him a laughingstock among furries, along with the likes of pochiraccoon.

He is currently working on a comic called The Anthroness -- which to date only has one strip in its six months of existence.

UPDATE: HE HAS DECIDED TO DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING AND START OVER TO ESCAPE THE DRAMA. FAT CHANCE FAGGOT.

[edit] Troling Dragonmorph (as opposed to trolling)

Much lulz can be had by casting doubts on his heterosexuality and mentioning that he has had cybersex with other guys. His Wikipedia userpage identifies him as bisexual (though only because someone edited it ;D)! [1] One could also try spaming in chat with "pee inside your ass". Directing him to http://yiff.on.nimp.org should have interesting results.

According to Wikifur he lives in San Antonio, Texas and despite being a beaner, he should know English. But he still rapes English. LULZ: [2] [3] [4]

It's also very easy to troll him by simply telling him that his art sucks and he should go kill himself on the various imageboard posts he make (though this usually just causes him to delete the thread because he got butthurt).

The hypothetical holy grail of trolling Dragonmorph would be to create a VCL/FurAffinity account and fill it with nothing but his male characters commiting acts of sodomy, and then spamming him with links. Doing so should cause him to go completely apeshit, and perhaps quit the internets forever. EDIT: Go grab the luz while you can. EDIT:B&ED!

[edit] Iguanto

Its not gay if it have tits.
Its not gay if it have tits.

Well, we were kinda close. Instead of leaving the internet forever, he deleted fucking everything and started over under a new identity, Iguanto. He thinks this will vindicate him in some way but all it done was conform our suspicions that Dragonmorph enjoys the cock. His new gallery is full of horribly drawn herms which, of course is loved by st8 furs who loves cock.

[edit] Gallery of Luz

"GrammEr"

No comment.

There's nothing that I could possably add to this that would make it funnier.

His fursona, or something.

Good God, this could be worse then Kit n Kay Boodle.

Pwned by the Bureaucratic Fucks.

I guess Fchan isn't completly tastless.

Touchy isn't he, amiright?

Denial.

His mom devotes 21 years to raising this whiny shit, and this is how he thanks her.

He's on to us.

Just when you thought his art coulden't get any worse...

BABYFURS?!?

There's dumb, and then there's this.

With a cameo by Prince Jeremy

Someone made a pounced ad for DM. Looks like he's lonely for some ass.

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