Drawhore
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As of 3/12/07, the most popular drawfags said their goodbyes. Many replacement drawfags have taken their place, and Sniper-chan has been spotted in a disguise. Most replacement drawhores have been declared about as shitty as the first generation, but without any of the flair.
Drawhores are a relatively new form of faggotry found on 4chan's /b/, brought there along with the Newgrounds and Gaia rejects and exiles, as rats and fleas were brought around the world by the British. The word "drawhore" stems from the word "camwhore", and is a completely new type of attention whore not yet seen on /b/. It is basically a person who feels the intricate need to attract attention to themselves by creating and posing an avatar instead of using real pictures, just as one would at Gaia Online.
Because of the relative newness of the drawhore, they have been widely overlooked and have not yet been recognized as part of the cancer that is killing /b/. When you see a drawhore, you will know it by these signs:
- Relatively little or horribly wasted drawing skill.
- Desire to bring attention to oneself. Orgasmic reaction when succeeding.
- Complete lack of shame.
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[edit] Creation of the Drawhore
Attention whores were first created by ingesting the happy slappy fruit of faggery. With the eradication of the name/tripcode input on /b/, attention whores needed a new outlet with which to cause internet drama and attempt to become internet superheroes. By keeping to drawings instead of using cameras, they are able to hide their utter repulsiveness as well as avoid being categorized as "just another dumbass camwhore". Because of this, they have been able to slip under the radar of the senior trolls and spammers. However, they have been gaining more recognition lately, as is evidenced by an increase in trolling their threads.
It is thought that the creation of the drawhore was mainly stemmed by the increased traffic that /b/ is now receiving from sources of faggotry such as Gaia and Newgrounds, as no true /b/tard would ever subjugate themselves to that kind of failure.
[edit] Notorious Drawhores
"SadBoxDog"
One of the more recent of drawhores and a self-hating furry. Created a series of threads about how "she" was so sad, had been raped, was being raped, and how it sucks so much to be a badly drawn dog with an addiction to smoking. Ended in a climax of her dying or something. (I don't know. It was too retarded to follow without being forced to bludgeon my head against the wall.)
She managed to spawn a group of lifeless faggots who went on to circlejerk over her memory in at least 100 threads everyday.
"Anon-Chan"
Another drawhore that managed to spark a circlejerk. Started innocent enough, and then when she deemed she wasn't getting enough attention, she started drawing bad hentai of her bald horrible looking female anonymous character. As with any drawhore, if you insult her, her army of 12 year old fanboys will rabidly attack you for neither seeing the artistic merit of a non-anonymous anonymous female (ANONYMOUS!!!!!!!), nor "teh hotness". Fan art of "Anon-chan" is generally much better looking than her own scribbles, but still fails to be attractive.
Disappeared not too long ago (maybe she hit her head and her shame gland turned on). Threads are still cropping up about her to this very day.
The artist for Anon-Chan is actually the same drawhore for Boxdog and Chainchomp-chan. Don't tell anyone though cause because being a drawhore is an "important" secret identity.
"Chainchomp-chan"
Possibly the most ill-conceived of drawhores.
Seriously, what the fuck is that thing? Is that Ms. Pac-Man + torso + tits?
No! It's a female version of a Mario baddie!
Chainchomp-chan threads generally go like this:
1. hay guyz! Can I have my own thread? 2. TITS OR GTFO 3. *tits* 4. IN BEFORE RAPE 5. *Chainchomp is raped* 6. *Pathetic 13-year-olds masturbate furiously*
How one even rapes a razor-sharp teethed living metal ball tied to a stake is beyond me.
How CAN'T you rape something tied to a stake?
"Cap-tan"
Drawn by a guy, Cap-tan was born from a "gender bender" thread in /i/ but reached her fame in /b/. her debut thread failed as a trolling attempt since most of the anonymous users liked her submissive character, always willing to wear shoes on head, show TITS, fry her clothes, and other stuff.
A majority of cap-tan threads are created by a sad fanboy under the name of repost guy, who spammed during the GET race of April 2007 and still reposts the same tired images. Her most remarkable achievement might be her (failed and unfinished) doujin, which is basically page after page of fanservice. Anonymous is still trying to decide if this is win or fail.
[edit] Other well known Drawhores
Drawhores that regularly had circlejerk orgies in threads on a nightly basis until the exodus.
 S.A.L is believed to be some kind of a rogue ipod. S.A.L. has had several threads, mostly filled with fail, but you know being angry and yelling is ALWAYS FUNNY |
 An angry ipod and a can of beans be mean to each other over the internet. Truly, this is a testament to the drawhore imagination. |
 The Duke of Baconsfield thinks he is a Real Life Duke and a modern day James Bond, but really he is just an unfunny, badly drawn, chibi avatar that prompts other drawhores to show up like a fail magnet. He becomes only slightly more entertaining when set on fire. |
 Anonkun is the male contemporary of Anon-chan, although it is unclear who was created first. He is characterized by a round head and trench coat, and alternates between sunglasses, a question-mark face, or a combination of the two. Anonkun embodies the essence of Anonymous by killing things and getting raped. |
 Sniperchan epitomizes the dilemma of the drawhore. She at once wishes to entertain anonymous by killing furfags while not causing drama. The dillema is that whenever any original content is created, anonymous is split between "Awesome, moar!" and "shit sux GTFO!" This causes internet drama, which attracts furfags just like IRL drama attracts real life faggots. Thus driving the drawhore to the edges of madness and beyond. |
[edit] The Not-So-Notorious Drawhores
drawhores you have probably never heard of.
 Goes by the name "Virgin-chan" or "kun" or something. Can usually be found fagging up other people's threads. At least his name fits him. |
 Accurately named "Mustache guy". Like "Virgin-chankun", can be found ruining other's threads. |
 D/r/awhore is an artfag who doesn't try to tell a consistent story with shitty images of his character. Instead he just draws shitty art of other people's characters and rule 34 requests. |
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 Drawbunny-chan is a drawhore with a thing for bunnies. |
 A furfag creation, Vi's life on /b/ was expected to be short from the start. She came, was redesigned and left in the literal course of two days. She is currently a major character in a shitty comic drawn in the same style. |
[edit] Drawhores 2: The Suckening
With the mass exodus of many of the more prominent drawhores, a new group has recently appeared to fill the void of shit with more shit. most of these threads are met with the ever-familiar sage-spamming and calls to "bring back EFG"
 the first thread that the moot-chan-chan drawhore officially made. full of gaiafags and fail. |
 A singing thread by moot-chan-chan that mysteriously coincided with the return to non-flashing of the /b/ board for 23mGET. Is moot-chan-chan a mod? |
 Yet more proof that the drawhores are a symptom of the influx of gaiafags is Bamo, a drawhore based on a pet from the weeaboo-loved online game Fagnarok Online. Bamo is known to share a fetish for apples with polar bears. |
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 A screencap of a Bamo thread, in which you will witness his vice-like grip on the English language, audience participation, and perhaps an insight into where the other drawhores all went. |
 Is it furry? It's supposedly an "alien." Mr. K is an irritating drawhore that refuses to have alien sex or kill things. Besides appearing in any thread (not just drawhore threads) like a cancer, it has oppositely proven to be somewhat entertaining by wearing Anonymous suggested costumes. |
 unfunny faggot with no artistic skills, bumps his own threads pretending he's someone else |
 pig obviously unrelated. |
 First seen in Nov 07', Sean Wolfe is thought to be a furry corruption of Phoenix Wright. A second character is said to be this drawhore's partner, but that doesnt stop it from yiffing in hell. |
 The dragonlike Draconis was first seen before Sean Wolfe, and is believed to be made by the same artist who draws that other furry. Not this one on the left. The other one. |
 The completely unentertaining Stick-Kyo enjoys hijacking drawhore threads, then just sitting and smoking. What a fag. Kyo is from the gay J-Rock band, Dur en gay. |
 A furfaggot who goes by the name ArpegiusWolf tries to make friends or join threads by posting his gay fursona. |
[edit] On A Somewhat Related Note
This is unorthodox, I'm aware. In factuality, this acount was created for the sake of pointing something out. Even at the risk of getting my ass datamined and totally raped, I feel the need to inform ED of Sean Wolf. Considering I'm most definately retarded, and refuse to access the 4chan site, and regardless of the fact that this stub paragraph will see eradication without a second read-through - I would like to see Mr.Wolf brought to justice. Granted you already know his FA account, Mr.Wolf is a resident of the state of Rhode Island. And though in the process of admitting a start to his faults I'll pointlessly divulge my own name, He took the opportunity to talk with me about a month ago. In an instant message conversation, Transcripts lost unfortunately, Mr.Wolf exhibited rather sexually agressive behavior. Which I suppose is expected of a fur in the first place. But as I began to discuss with him being a fur in general, his older brother was brought up, amongst other things, his hatred of his brother for being a "fursecuter". Of course, I'd console him as I would any new, generic, fur acquaintance. He'd then ask if I had a brother, who I afirmed exsisted. And is sadly, as I am, a fur as well. Well, considering that we we're both in Rhode Island, he continued his sexual agressiveness, and then posed a question. "How old is your brother?" "Like 11, I think." "I'm not gunna fuck that." Read in contexts, considering the 2 minute gap between the 11 statement and "not gunna fuck" statement, he clearly had it on his mind before hand that he was interested in both my brother and I. After a minute of over anylitical "ew", we'd carry on a conversation again. Up until in the bottom of my window, showed up a "video invite". "Hurry up," "Uh...?" "My brothers gone for a few seconds and I want to show you my cock." It was at that second I wondered if it was too late for his parents to abort him. Sadly he was already born. The invite canceled, his brother returned - And I simply stopped talking.
I expect in the next 2 days to 5 weeks my computer and all info on me will be completely stolen, but for the love of god, someone ruin his life. —The preceding comment was added by Bound to get Datamined, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
[edit] Drawhores 3: back from outer space
on 4-22-07 a thread was posted that had all the old vanished drawhores singing "Don't stop me now" by Queen. Few doubted that the song selection was based on the fact that Freddie Mercury was a massive faggot and died of aids. There is a great deal of contention between /b/tards as to whether this is a bona fide thread from the drawfag /b/luminati or just one lonely fat shit in his basement with nothing else to do spreading lies. After great discussion it was decided that nobody gives a shit.
True to their nature of hating everything original a lone furfag proceeded to attempt to kill the circlejerk by using an automated program to post spam of the usual bland tripe from deviantART.
as of this date, it is unknown whether this means a return of the faggotry and attempts at entertaining anonymous with 30 second doodles or if this was just a rare one-off occasion.
[edit] Drawhore Homepage
http://boxxxdog.com/ - Members Only homepage. Currently under investigation
http://xat.com/secretdw - Web based chat, usually active
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Drawhore is part of a series on the cancer that is killing /b/. |
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