Comedy Central

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Comedy Central is, as opposed to what its name suggests, the most unfunny television network ever. It consists of The Daily Show, South Park, The Colbert Report, nine-hour marathons of Mad TV and, on the weekends, more B-list movies than you could ever imagine. The only reason anybody watches the channel is to catch the new episode of South Park, only to find that late at night, bad comedy movies and failed shows such as Too Late with Adam Carolla clog the airwaves with pestilence, boredom, and death. The only thing that makes Comedy Central less unbearable to watch are reruns of Family Guy, but only retarded 13 year old boys and 16 year old girls watch Family Gay.


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[edit] Current Comedy Central Line-Up

[edit] The Secret Stash

Obviously not from the secret stash because the penis is blurred out
Obviously not from the secret stash because the penis is blurred out
Comedy Central's secret stash can't show live-action nudity, but it CAN show you cartoon nudity
Comedy Central's secret stash can't show live-action nudity, but it CAN show you cartoon nudity

The Comedy Central Secret Stash is basically Comedy Central playing stolen HBO specials and the uncut version of Not Another Teen Movie aired very late at night. They only thing different is they can say words like fuck after 1 AM Sunday morning.

Once in a while you get to see a series of Dave Chappelle reruns of his standup, and his former wildly successful Chappelle's Show (which is ironic, since Viacom and their boys ran Chappelle out of the country and into Africa, for reasons only the Kennedy Assassination could answer). But for the most part, most Secret Stash shows are Chappelle reruns, below-average comedians who should have never gotten any HBO special, National Lampoon movies, Drawn Together mini-marathons and Girls Gone Wild ads.




[edit] Shows On Comedy Central That Are/Were Somewhat Entertaining

Futurama reruns originally aired on Adult Swim, when Comedy Central was too stupid to realize what a success it would be and turned it down. Years later, after their executives tied up their general manager and dropped him into the Hudson River with cement shoes, Comedy Central stole $30 million from Nickelodeon's bank account, and bought Futurama away from Adult Swim, who was too broke to renew the show after network president Mike Lazzo paid The Boondocks creator Aaron McGruder to squirt nigger clear stuff in his 50-year-old eyes.

That's it. Everything else is complete shit. Please note that most of these shows were canceled proving the Head Dicks (or Dickheads whatever you prefer) HAVE NO FUCKING BRAINS.

[edit] Video Games

Believe it or not, Drawn Together has a Gloom map made for it.

[edit] Gallery

The president of Comedy Central

Ironically, the VP of Comedy Central is the creator of Drawn Together, Mr. Jew Producer

Comedy Central knows you like to see niggers in chains!

They also know you like your niggers naked

MOAR naked niggers!

He's not Rick James anymore, bitch!

Carlos Menica tries to be funny

The Daily show with Jon Stewart is serious business

Drawn Together Season 1 was mainly lesbian jokes

Season 2 was mainly gay jokes

Season 3 had just about every sex joke you can think of

Why?

[edit] See Also

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