Drshnaps Productions
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Drshnaps Productions is also known as "DSP Productions." Some say the "D" stands for Drshnaps, the "S" is just for decoration and nobody knows what the "P" stands for, but it can't be "Productions" because Productions is also the second part of the new name. Others don't really care. However you slice it, the site features several webcomics, a forum and a chatroom. So you know it's high quality.
Since late October 2003, the forum has provided a service known as "Operation: Horde of Crappy Comics." The original goal of this Operation was to provide a safe haven for little kids to post their crap in order to shield the world from having to see it all. Recently, due to a lack of funding and government cutbacks, the forum has become too small to hold all this crap and they've been forced to send several crappy comics out into the rest of cyber space.
DSP has a roster of several retards. This comes as a surprise, because every webcomic author is a genius. Especially webcomic authors who can't even figure out php and wordpress to host their own webcomics.
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[edit] Admins
- Drshnaps - Site webmaster and founder. According to popular belief, he's over 100 years old, making him the oldest Kirby fanboi on Earth.
- Sephy - A chronic pervert on a power-trip. Originally a nice and helpful assistant webmaster, he's turned into a real asshole. Everyone hates him, but the fact that he hands bans out like candy makes most people pretend they can stand him. He's also a pedo and his sick obsession with Tomoyo is common knowledge.
- Lyarnos - Jer's sister. (Note: Drshnaps Productions does NOT promote nepotism. Totally.)
- KDR - Totally did NOT give Jer money to get admin on some pathetic website. Totally.
[edit] Special Users
- Drshnaps, author of Loser Sprites. Like any other webcomic author, he hates his own creations, so he stopped making Loser Sprites and spends his free time bitching at the rest of the staff.
- Brett, author of Turbo Velocity. A pompous DnD nerd that gets on the nerves, spends most of the time arguing about how his character, Turbo Velocity, the most godmoded hedgehog known to man, is NOT a Shadow the Hedgehog recolor. Used to be an admin, but he did nothing and was also MIA for several months.
- Anja, author of Eye of the Storm.
- Kuja's Little Mage - The self-proclaimed Yaoi queen and the author of Crazy Kitty Kage. Shows up once every three years.
- Angel Keeper, also known as Linkapprentice, is author of Wars of Peril. An old friend of Sephy. Sephy and Angel Keeper spend their time trying to kill each other now. But as memebers of DSP Productions, they are so inept that they fail in every way. They eventually gave up, as it was funnier to side with King Guacamole and mess with Drshnaps, anyway.
- Leo Modesto, the author of Kirbylized. Aside from Jer, he's the only author who updates often. He updates every 5 seconds.
- Otis, author of Warped Paths. Started the "make fun of Jer and Ralph" (a character from Loser Sprites) meme. He had a few drawn comics up, but they're invariably terrible, just like everything else on the site.
- Soursurfer, The silent dude who makes Great Limitations. Some think he might be a ninja.
- UZ_White, author of Super Mage Club. He's a worm, and licks the anus of badgers.
- King Guacamole, a great man and the author of Guacamole City. Considered by most to be a truly insensitive retard, so he must be doing something right. Had a secret love affair with Drshnaps, which is the reason why he's fired and rehired every 3 weeks.
- Jaster, the local Photoshop whore and author of Nameless. MIA, probably kidnapped by aliens.
- Mouse, author of Adventures Through Space. Despite being an author for a while now, everyone treats him like he was the new guy.
- A person who actually goes under several different aliases to escape sexual advances by the founder. Originally Carnedo, then Soursurfer, later KLM, now UZ (Shnaps hasn't caught on yet).
- A large group of people whose names are made of the letters "K", "D", and "R". One of them appears to write bad music and the others seem to be other people. Clearly these are witches.
- A bunch of other people that should be noted.
[edit] The forum
The forum, known as The Asylum, is the place where all the 10 year old kids hang out. Luckily, many are trapped in the Comic Gallery subforum, wanking over their two-tone MS Paint backgrounds with inverted, badly resized sprites on top.
The forum had three guilds: Sephy Worshipers, Eye of Shadow and Guacamole Clan. Jer created guilds so he could throw contests at the guilds and use the contest entries as content for the main site. It also has a nice side effect of seeing n00bs getting pissed off when their guild applications get denied. People eventually got bored of all the stupid guild contests that Jer kept throwing at them and started ignoring these "tasks". This threw Jer into PMS mode (like everything else) and he deleted them all.
[edit] The chatroom
You can join the chatroom at #drshnaps on irc.drshnaps.com. Despite the fact that there are many kids browsing the site and using the forum, the channel OPs don't give a damn about that. Therefore expect to see lots of swearing, goatse ASCII crapfloods (stolen from GNAA) and people trying to cyber with the bot. While the channel isn't active 24/7, you can always talk to the creepy bot, BillyTheBot. These conversations usually end with Billy stating, "I was feeling horny." There's usually a couple of guys playing Uno on #uno all the time, though.
[edit] How to generate drama
- Email Drshnaps asking if he can host your crappy comic
- Bother Sephy (this can be accomplished by doing anything that involves communicating with him). This will get you insta-permabanned, but it will generate many lulz.
- Post a comment saying you dislike Jer's comic Kirby Origins and that he should stick with updating Loser Sprites.
- Tell Jer he swears too much in his comics.
- Diss Kirby in front of Jer.
- Try to hit on Lyarnos.
- Point out that Turbo is just a Shadow the Hedgehog recolor.
- Make gay/Kirby lover jokes about Jer.
- Type !unostop in the chatroom when people are in the middle of a UNO game.
- Post a link to this comic. Just mentioning the powerword BestComicEver.png works, too.
- Put "FREE KG" banners in your forum sig when King Guacamole gets fired.
[edit] Gallery
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[edit] External links
- Drshnaps Productions
- The Asylum - the DSP forums. Do not click unless you're below 10.
- The chatroom
- Comic gallery - A "The Asylum" subforum, also known as "Operation Horde of Crappy Comics"
