Drug
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
According to a very reliable source, a drug is any chemical substance which changes the normal function of the human body. While drugs are used by nearly everyone and being high is a hoot and a holler, the discussion of drugs is the source of much drama on the Interbutts.
The drama generally starts with drug users who post while high, and whine endlessly about the legalization and decriminalization of their drug of choice. Their reasons range from the general harmlessness of being stoned to their beliefs that tripping balls provides legitimate cognitive benefits, as opposed to simply being fun. These morons generally piss off the rest of the druggie community (the ones with functional nervous systems, at least) by making them all look like ignorant burn-outs.
On the opposite end of the spectrum are those who hate drugs; these types claim to not see the point of taking a drug, regardless of it being harmful or not and regardless of the fact they they chain-smoke and are alcoholic, coffee addicts, who chronically masturbate to their child porn. Despite the glaring hypocrisy, these upstanding citizens are too burnt out from their mentally onerous worship of social fascism to even acknowledge their own cognitive dissonance. Dr. Park N. Stones has studied this phenomenon and claims that these people are either lamers, larpers, underage B&s, trolls, fundies, straight edgers, or people that took Ronald Reagan and DARE way too seriously. Particularly in the United States the bible thumping jesus cum swallowing conservatives who spend their days fucking themselves up the ass with crucifix shaped dildos fear that if people, especially children, started to do drugs then they would turn away from religion and there simply would not be enough adolescent semen for their Evangelical overlords to guzzle. Furthermore, the subset of these geniuses that are not trolling are the same people responsible for the war on drugs as well as the genocide in Darfur.
A special mention should be given to sXer's, who tend to view themselves as analogues of John Wayne and therefore TOO independent and self-sustaining to ever rely on chemicals, you weakling. A MAN IS NOT AN ISLAND. Channeling the snide countenance of Vegeta and acting like they have reached the height of Darwinian perfection, they walk stolidly into their giant parties of disaffected whiny youth DRUG-FREE. To these folks, drugs are an anathema. On the other hand, insidious bitching about a harmless toker or wishing genuine violence on a contrived archenemy alliance of potsmokers/rapists/atheists is considered a healthy social activity.
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Drugs → Creativity → WIN
Just ask William Burroughs, Philip K Dick, and every other writer worth a damn. Drugs, be they good or bad, cause you to think outside the box and thus be creative. Because you're so fucked out of your head you won't rip off other people's ideas and with the right ego-enhancing compounds, you will have enough self-belief to pull off that great novel that everyone's got inside them. S'true! (The joke is on you. The druggie Aldous Huxley ripped ALL his shit off of someone else, lol.)Everything's ripped off of everyone. Nothing is truly original anymore. Just look at tvtropes, which could be considered a drug itself.
Looking to be a writer/musician (to write lyrics hurr durr)? Try these drugs until you find one that works for you!
1. Alcohol - Stands the test of time, no justification necessary.
- Users: "The Lost Generation", including Hemingway, Faulkner, and Fitzgerald, and every funny comedian.
2. Heroin - Find out what it means to be truly detached from everything!
- Users: Ray Charles, every rock star ever. Sherlock Holmes. Srsly. sXe doesn't count because emo music sucks anyway.
3. Amphetamines - Churn out ideas as rapidly as possible; statistically speaking, you'll eventually write something good.
- Users: The Beatles. No, seriously. And apparently Britney Spears.
4. Weed - If you reach this point you probably weren't meant to be a writer, you'll either be inspired or hungry...
5. LSD - You'll trip balls (read: hallucinate you're talking to your dead dog's disembodied head) and be able to, like, totally feel music. Ya rly. You'll literally feel, taste, smell, and/or see music. Synesthesia FTW! Think Dazzler from X-Men.
- Users: Every goddamn pop culture icon from the '60s and early '70s. Hippies, psychiatrists, musicians, the CIA, mad scientists and more.
6. Salvia - Basically LSD lite, but without the cool synesthesia and lasts for only 5 minutes.
- Users: Rich kids on Spring Break in Ocean City looking to "rebel" against their rich white parents.
over 9000. Shrooms - An organic LSD, if you will. Most of the fun feelings and hallucinations of LSD in the healthiest way possible.
- Users: Used by magical dwarves as a cash crop, by Northern Israeli psychedelic-trance bands of the infected vareity, and by Neil Patrick Harris as an appetizer.
Why Drugs Are Good
It r a common known fact that drugs are mostly good for social settings. They can make men and women alike easy to sleep with, and they tend to have no problem blowing hundreds of thousands of hours of your life away (which judging by the fact that you're reading this, you would be doing anyway). You didn't really need them anyway. Drugs are great for laying back and not doing anything, which is great if you're in high school and won't be passing anyway, or if you plan on dropping out of college anyway because your life is really meaningless otherwise. Drugs are also good for making your shitty day great (while you're on them anyway), and they take the pain away from very minuscule happenings, such as losing your omg bf u datd so llong :( (Or PTSD but you're not in the Army and you never will be, little bitch.)
Drugs also make you think you're funnier than you really are, or more talented. Which is great when you're the only one in the room on drugs. While the crowd won't agree, you're the greatest guitarist or the most masterful debater in the room around you.
Less potent substances, such as marijuana and alcohol, are common among many average Americans, most notably youths. Recreational drugs, much like having sex or driving their parent's car fast, liberate kids from social constraints and let peers know that they're fun, cool, and down. In reality, everyone but you has smoked weed.
So go ahead: there really is no reason NOT to take drugs. Unless you're Michael Phelps and some douchebag is there with a camera.
PROTIP: If you edit while under the influence, make sure to use the preview button before saving. This can save your username from having a string of edits in the article history of Roman Showers or other sick shit that you are expert in, you sick fuck.
Types of Drug
Depressants
Alcohol
Alcohol is one of the most common strong drugs used by humans. Cheap white cider and poof juice is what the gay emo and wigger kids drink, while the more non-gay drink lager and vodka. Real men plug gasoline up their assholes, but the pussies mix it. Women prefer cocktails. There are many explanations, but mainly because they do not want to get drunk drinking alcohol, their weak inferior female bodies can't take real drinks and drinking cUtE fuNneH drinks like "Sex On The Beach" makes them cool and hopefully gets them the dick they were longing for for so long. Butthurt girls prefer mojitos, a drink made in 1977 by a Mexican faggot. Despite probably being one of the most dangerous drugs in the world, it is legal throughout the entire world.
Alcohol is also the most commonly used "Date Rape Drug" in the world. Don't believe it? Check out these lines:
"Hey, can I buy you a drink?" "Would you like another drink?" "The next one's on me." "I'll take a PBR, and a Long Island Iced Tea for her"
The point is that every time someone, man or woman, buys a drink for someone else in a bar or club, they are trying to reduce the other person's inhibitions for the end result of sex.
Inhalants
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For when you're too poor to even be able to afford real drugs or too retarded to know who to get them from, there are inhalants, a category that pretty much covers any chemical shit that you can sniff. Glue? Obviously! Gasoline? Hell yes! Spraypaint? It's like candy! Shit? You better believe it! The panties of 16 year old Japanese schoolgirls? Sure, but only if they piss pure methylated spirits.
People who work in the education sector are particularly susceptible to getting hooked on solvent abuse. It's all about stress and proximity. Look out for the tell-tale circle of blue or black ink around your teacher's nostril. If you notice this, shout, "For shame, you solvent snorting bitch!" at the top of your voice. You have a moral obligation to do this. Think of the children.
Shocking before and after photos of inhalant abusers.
Benzodiazepines
Easily the most widely abused type of prescription drugs. Any doctor can and will give them to you if you so much as mention them or say hello. You can find these in pretty much any medicine cabinet, look for pills that end in "-pam" or "-am". Best way to take them is to stick them under your tongue and troll message boards. Anabelle Lotus died because her wildebeest of a mother popped Xanax throughout her pregnancy, along with all the booze, dope and jenkem that goes along with the juggalo lifestyle.
Also known as the "I did IT FOR THE LULZ!?" drugs, due to the fact they will cause you to lose inhibitions and memory much more efficiently than anything else and often lead to sex with whales (literally and figuratively), fits of emo, pwned 16 year old girls and five broken windows, small plastic toys stuck in your anal cavity, burnt drapes and an eviction notice.
Rohypnol
Rohypnol (flunitrazepam) AKA "roofies" is a great aid when doing a bit of raep -- that is, if you don't like the struggle. (And who doesn't?). Makes any fugly fucktard irresistible to the opposite sex. Especially useful when attempting to get a nice tight 16 year old girl.
The trick with Rohypnol is to slip it in their drink without them noticing, or else they will set a couple big-nigs after you. You should first practice on your sister, or mother. Gets extra points because they forget your face and can't report you to the cops but they will have recurring terrifying nightmares and half-memories to haunt them for years to come - epic win!
Opium Lettuce
AKA Lactuca virosa. Anyone who spends days cutting off the flower heads and collecting the sap inside will get an opium-like high. Good luck finding out which of 23,000 species of nearly-identical plants is the right one, though! Check totse for a good recipe.
Kratom
Kratom is a plant found in Southeast Asia that will fuck you up for several hours -- that is, if you can force 15 grams of that bitter, putrid shit down your throat quickly enough. Presently (c.2009) it is illegal in Australia and a handful of other countries that don´t matter.
The definitive guide to Kratom from Vinny Todd Buttafuoco.
Absinthe
Absinthe is what Czech people and supposedly "art" fags drink 24/7 to become really really fucked-up. If you drink 4 shots of Absinthe you get really high and start to see shit that's not real, which is why was outlawed in many countries for a time. It is actually not illegal currently in most countries, although sometimes hard to find in some places due to low demand. Going to the Czech Republic without trying Absinthe would be like going to Las Vegas without gambling or to the Internet without downloading pornz. It has recently been re-legalized in the U.S. and A, where at least six brands are now available - the French "Lucid", the Swiss "Kubler", and the Chicagoan "Sirène", which is actually quite good, despite what you may have heard about American skill at making booze. The other brands can be found here. The Czech style of Absinthe is basically the Budweiser of the Absinthe world, and lighting the sugar cube on fire is bullshit that was invented for tourists; if you try to do it at home, you're just going to fuck everything up and die.
GHB
GHB, short for gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid makes you feel instant uber-drunk for like an hour. It is very dangerous at high doses and can get you raped up the ass by some desperate gay rapist. Also the active ingredient in Aqua Dots.
Opioids
Codeine
Also known as methylmorphine, codeine is a drug difficult to spell and generally a bit shit, codeine is available in over-the-counter painkillers in England and Canada. These will fuck you up, but the thrill seeker must be cautious as these fuckers are laced with caffeine, as to head off the drowsiness that codeine induces. Just go get a prescription instead. Codeine is also responsible for many lulz when one watches someone who hasn't taken them for the buzz overestimate how many pills they actually need to get stoned. The reactions of this are sleepiness, severe vomiting and loss of muscle function. In the case of epic lulz, it can cause death from severe depression of the pulmonary system (you cease to be able to breathe). In the case of the latter lulz, one should get the lffs over with, quietly leave the scene after wiping for fingerprints and call as a "concerned citizen" from an "undisclosed location". To do otherwise, or any attempt to be responsible in any way, leads to being Party V& and possibly script fodder for an episode of CSI.
Heroin
In comprehensive clinical testing, scientists have found heroin to be among the safest recreational drugs available today, with no potential for addiction, no significant impairment of cognitive processes or motor skills, and no long term effects on mental or physical health other than making people like you more.
First invented in 1939 by German Nazi scientists researching the semenic content of the mentally retarded, it has since become a source of false inspiration for "artists" such as Kurt Cobain and Perry Ferrel.
Heroin has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for its roles in such films as Requiem for a Dream, Ray and Paigegirl Pussifies Portland.
Also basically the greatest thing ever and you will always want moar.
PROTIP: Shoot it, unless you're a fucking pussy. It's the only safe way. If you don't, the terrorists win.
PROTIP: Everything in this section of the article is bullshit. Except for the PROTIP's.
Oxycodone
Hillbilly Heroin is an expensive painkiller that's really just Percocet without the Tylenol. Its only real 'high' is intense full-body itchiness that makes you scratch 'til you bleed. You know it's wrong, but what can you do? You can't complain; you're on a plain! Buy some Benadryl!
Despite the "I was naked in a burlap sack, wrapped in barbwire, fighting at least 100 feral cats" effect, it still causes junkies to rob pharmacies to get it, even though rolling around in broken crack vials in a thorn patch would be much easier.
Rush Limbaugh's fat ass once held up five Walgreens in an afternoon to get his Oxycontin fix.
PROTIP: Combine with steroids to beat your wife and kid to death and hang yourself from a cable pull-down machine in your basement. Fuckin win!!!
Vicodin
Along with diazepam, Vicodin is one of the most over-prescribed, under-regulated drugs in the medical field, and (surprise!) one of the most commonly abused prescription drugs. It's basically morphine in a pill and is fanfuckingtastic. Vicodin pills usually contain large amounts of acetaminophen so you cant take too many at a time without fucking up your liver. Plus, you're double fucked if you're drinking. But hey, they do amazing things with organ transplants nowadays. Vicodin is also the drug of choice for Dr. Gregory House who gobbles up at least 100 of them everyday.
PROTIP: You can do a "Cold Water Extraction" relatively easily to pull the acetaminophen out and leave the rest of the good shit, allowing you to take as many Vicodin as you want without fucking up your liver!
Additionally, if any of you opiate fanboys actually fail to successfully achieve win by extracting the good shit through the above-linked guide , you primarily consist of utterly epic fail. It was carefully designed by one of our moar intellectual /b/tards, to make it so easy that your standard IRL troll could do it with their eyes shut. Srsly.
Additional PROTIP: For UK-fags, due to this guide applying for any opiate-actimophen preperation, go out and buy some 0TC Co-Codamol. Then stick the resulting solution after CWE in a turkey blaster, bend over, shove it up your ass, and squeeze. Srsly. Rectal administration=higher bioavailability=win for everywunz!!!1!!1one
Opium
Opium has the advantage of being able to be produced from the poppies in your own back yard! Once the premature seed gunk is processed correctly, you'll end up with some foul-tasting black gunk that can be eaten or smoked. Opium is probably the cheapest drug on the market, but nobody sells it because it's gay and you can just use better drugs. Anyone who actually does opium is a faggot.
THIS JUST IN - Order opium on eBay. Srsly. Except not opium, opium tea, aka Poppy Tea. It does the exact same thing as opium, only instead of smoking something that smells like a meadow of flowers from the days of olde, you drink something that looks, smells and tastes like whatever you call the mixture that appears in your toilet after plunging the thickest, nastiest mixture of shit, hair, boogers, toenail clippings, toilet paper, vomit and rotten food. Fucks y'up good tho. Also makes your poop as hard as bricks.
Stimulants
Tobacco
Tobacco is the most accessible and arguably the most common of the recreational drugs. Tobacco built America, so by extension people who hate tobacco hate America. Additionally, as taxes on cigarettes go to support education, they also hate children. For that reason, children should certainly smoke, cigs or dipp until their teath rot out of their fucking heads, or they would hate themselves. And that's bad. Studies show that without anti-conformist high school students, the United States tobacco industry would be brought to its knees. Luckily, there is no shortage of these douchebags on our campuses sucking down emo cocks and cigarettes.
There was once a man who became a powerful head of state who went on a personal crusade to stamp out smoking. As well as mandating that no one around him smoke, he banned public smoking and spent vast amounts of public money disseminating anti-smoking propaganda. His name: Adolph Adolf Hitler. In spite of his groundbreaking advances in the field of Jew extermination, he is still vilified to this day for this reason.
There are many great reasons to start smoking. In addition to making you feel great, studies have shown that smokers are far more likely than non-smokers to be cool. Also, by not smoking you are associating yourself with asinine anti-smoking douchebags such as the pussies at TheTruth.com, which funds itself primarily through gay prostitution, and loving nigger tackics such as those fucking commercials that they tell you if you don't give those little niggers moneyz you're a terriable person.
There is a myth that smoking gives you cancer and other diseases. This is completely untrue. All tobacco-related diseases are merely psychosomatic, caused by the reaction of pussies to the distinctive odor. If you don't want to smell bad, you can chew tobacco. Chewing tobacco is great because it gives you magic powers like spitting yucky goop on douchebags like liberals and feminists. Recent research appears to suggest that tobacco is fucking radioactive; however, the myth that radiation is dangerous is propagated by the Jews and should not be believed.
Caffeine
Caffeine is for the kids who can't get coke because they don't have any rich friends. Frequent users of caffeine include gamers who use it to stay up all night at LAN parties. There are also a number of middle school kids who think that they can get high by taking a large number of Caffeine pills; which you can, but not without dying a hilarious death. All it takes is about the equivalent of 95 cups of coffee in four hours to hit that mark. Unfortunately, the hallucinogenic margin is very small, and even a tiny bit too much can result in coma and death. Make sure to sell some to a group of kids at the park for lulz. Since it is also an ingredient in soda, coffee, tea and energy drinks, roughly half the world is addicted to it (the rest are religious fundamentalists or too poor to afford even bargain-basement coffee grounds). All caffeine-junkies are fairly annoying, shaky people who talk shit.
Cocaine
Cocaine (also called food of the gods, or coke in its carbonated, caramel-flavored form) is a non-addictive, popular drug from the 1980s. Usually powdered , for easy carriage in bags or devouring on doughnuts. As opposed to being taken up the poop chute, it is usually "snorted" through a tube-like instrument, such as a rolled up dollar bill, or if you are really rich you may wanna snort it up through a 100 dollar bill which really fucks you up. You have to burn the bill afterwords to make an impression. However, note that most people who are snorting smoking the crack form have never seen a $100 bill in their lives.
This drug can have seriously harmful effects, including brain damage, addiction, erosion of the nose, and the need to listen to Daft Punk. For more information about cocaine, please contact George W. Bush and/or Billy Mays.
All cocaine in the world comes from Colombia. If you go to Colombia you will find that the natives live on a big mountain of cocaine, and every resident is an expert in its manufacture. This justifies dropping massive amounts of herbicide on the country from planes, which increases the price of cocaine and thus the profits of the suppliers, which helps win the war on drugs. If you disagree you hate America.
It should be noted that if you take enough cocaine you will easily be able to take several assault rifle rounds to the torso. Just look out behind you to make sure there aren't any spics with sawed off shotguns coming after you.
Best enjoyed when combined with hookers.
Crack
Crack is a smokably delicious form of cocaine which looks like a rock. It delivers the same effects as cocaine but the effects are stronger and shorter lasting. Crack is basically cocaine for niggers. Mediacrat does not do crack, as it is not a drug for the rich and beautiful. Whitney Houston, famous drug user, says that crack "is for poor people". Stealing crack is a prosecutable offense which can result in a "nigger" popping a cap in your ass.
It was first created and distributed in the early 1980s by Whitey through clandestine operation with the sole purpose of keeping the Black Man down. Fortunately, it had the side effect of making African-Americans the single-most absolutely hilarious demographic due to their drug-induced antics when under its influence, much to the amusement of all ethnicities at a good distance from the ghetto. Ever since then, people of all races and classes have taken part in enjoying this delectable high.
On the Internet, you will occasionally encounter the sort of khaki-wearing, Conan-watching fuckwit who still considers the phrase "on crack" to be hilarious. e.g., "She's running around like a rabbit... ON CRACK!!!" This is grounds for a violent permaban from your flist.
Ephedrine
Ephedrine is a weight loss drug preferred by the morbidly obese and pro-ana 16 year old girls. And goths who can't get hold of speed. It's important when taking ephedrine not to vomit it up with your half piece of toast and dixie cup of water during a fit of thinspiration. Anorexic 16 year old girls may also eat drugs such as amphetamines and their lesser relatives ephedrine and arsenic as a way of avoiding actual food. They also eat laxatives, but see these as the most recreational of drugs, and mainly take them for the sheer pleasure. Anorexics generally like to boast about their laxative intake.
MDMA
MDMA is the short name for methylenedioxymethamphetamine commonly known as Ecstasy. Ecstasy is number one in the rave scene. Ecstasy makes you dance like a retard and participate in "glory holes". You probably often stick your penis through a hole in a bathroom stall and have it sucked on by a gay man, even when not on ecstacy, but it's ok, cause you can't see his face. You're utterly, utterly gay anyway. Everyone knows, they just have not told you, but they tell everyone else behind your back. On the bright side, women on ecstasy tend to take their tops off, providing for many boob shots and the possibility of hot sex (or lulz if the girl is fat). Makes you gurn like a retard, take your clothes off and then proceed with chewing your own face off and rubbing yourself.
Ecstasy tends to cause a feeling of epic win with the first few tries, and can even make you enjoy trance 'music'. Once the feelings wear off, all e-tards realize that the real world is actually full of Goatse and fail, rather than the utopia their drug induced delusions have shown them.
Amphetamines
Amphetamine
That stuff you stole one time from your speedfreak bootybuddeh with ADHD so you could stay up late studying for that exam you had the next day... but instead of studying, you spent the rest of the day obsessively cleaning your shithole apartment. Finally, the kiddie meth wears off, you haven't studied, your apartment is looking good, and your exam is in 4 hours. You try to sleep and sit paranoid with your eyes wide open twitching your feet for a couple hours, you realize this is futile so you try to fap only to realize your dick is as cold as iiccee and has retracted in about 3 inches since amphetamine makes your bloodvessels constrict tighter then a prepubescent girl's pussy. You get caught by ur mum and go to your exam and fail it because you never actually studied. Your parents disown you, you sell drugs and work as a short-order cook in bumfuck nowhere for the rest of your life.
Methamphetamine
Methamphetamine (also known as ice in countries like dumbfuck Ass-tralia, or P in New Zealand) makes you so high that you can't find your own hands, and when you do find them, it turns out they're choking a hooker or beating up a kid. Some claim that methamphetamine is a synthetic substance cooked up in labs in trailer parks. They're lying. Meth is actually just ordinary spider eggs that need a place to gestate. Kind meth-heads, or "friends of spiders", give the helpless little arachnids a warm incubation in their noses, and when the spiders hatch, they escape through the host's pores, resulting in sores commonly called "speed bumps". These scars serve as reminders of the meth-head's kindness to God's creatures. If you see a meth-head with speed-bumps, approach them, look them right in the eye, and say "Thank you, on behalf of all the spiders". They'll understand - and if not, beat them over the head with the nearest blunt object, secure in the knowledge you tried your best. tl;dr It's fucking drain cleaner and match heads. Not it isn't, learn to chemistry.
Methylphenidate
Methylphenidate (Ritalin) is for those who aren't cool enough to buy cocaine, too big of pussies to try methamphetamine, and are too stupid to get an amphetamine (Adderall, Dexedrine, etc.) prescription for ADHD. Prescribed to over 9000 13-year-old boys with ADHD every year. Recreationally, it's better than caffeine and ephedrine, but not any where near as fun as sexphetamine. Will get you jittery and very stimulated, but not with any significant euphoria. It has been documented lied about by faggoty teens though that when injected IV, methylphenidate feels good man and produces awesome cocaine-like rush and euphoria still makes you a jittery fucktard.
Poppers
Poppers (also known as the goatse drug) is used exclusively by gay faggots who want to be able to fit huge cocks in their ass. All you have to do is pop off the cap, sniff the contents of the bottle, and your anus will magically expand and be able to stretch to lengths never before thought possible! This is accompanied by a brief high and increased orgasm potency so you and your gay friends can have a massive orgy together!
Hallucinogens
Psychedelics
2C Family
The 2C Family is a series of psychedelic phenethylamines, the most common being 2C-B and 2C-I. A typical dosage of a 2C chemical is between 10-20mg, with strong dosages upwards from there. Though no information exists on toxicity, many people have survived dosages of at least 100 mg, making it a drug that's quite hard to an hero on. 2C-I, the most common designer drug, combines the effects of LSD (Lysergic Acid) and MDMA (Ecstacy) with minimal negative side effects, making it a very viable alternative to other, more dangerous drugs. With low levels of dependence and its wide availability, 2C-I is all the rage at any rave.
DMT
"DMT", short for n,n-dimethyltryptamine, is the most hardcoar psychedelic drug known to man. While DMT can be found in many plants including blades of grass, the crystallized or powdered forms that get you high are easy to obtain and affordable if you're willing to buttfuck your mind. However, if you are a chemist, you can extract enough DMT from grass to trip many balls. The effects last from seven to ten minutes. Many people who have taken DMT report seeing aliens, and when asked to describe the aliens, all describe the same aliens. The most common ways to do DMT are smoking or snorting. After people do DMT, they will forever think that they are the shit because they found, paid for, and ingested the most ridiculous psychedelic on Tegiak, when in reality EVERYONE has tripped on DMT before. DMT is a natural chemical in the human body and is what causes dreams. Every time you go to sleep and start hitting REM sleep, you trip balls for 2 hours. DMT is also released in mass quantities when one is about to die, so the easiest and cheapest way to attain DMT and trip is to kill yourself right now.
If you live in the jungle, have access to a shaman and are batshit insane, then you may like to try a refreshing beverage alternative to smoking or snorting DMT. This delicious drink is called Ayahuasca and is for those who find LSD 'a bit vanilla'. Some of its more positive effects are the ability to see millions of Mudkips along with the likelihood of explosive diarrhea and vomit that would put tubgirl to shame.
5-meo-DMT
5-methoxy-dimethyltriptamine is the uglier sister of DMT. It can easily be obtained online because of its legal status, or found in many natural sources like various plants and toads. If DMT makes you feel like you're being catapauled into the center of the universe and seeing alternate dimensions, 5-meo-DMT makes you feel like you're being catapulted into a black hole or a meat grinder. All of your friends who say they've done DMT are lying and they've really done 5-meoDMT.
Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)
Also known as acid, "the red pill", "the Jewry vaccine", and LOLSD, LSD-25 is pure, liquid ruin commonly soaked into gelatin and blotter tabs. It was first synthesized on November 16th, 1938, by Albert Hoffman (Who became 102 years old!). Because his trip started on his bicycle ride back home on April 19th, 1943, the 19th of April is celebrated by hippies every year as "Bicycle Day" with shitloads (0.1 mg) of LSD. When you consume LSD, your mind will go into overdrive and you will see things that human eyes were never meant to see. You will tell yourself that it's just a drug and you are hallucinating, but deep down, you will know that the demons, vibrating walls, and flying rainbow dongs are very real. Taking acid will also make you an enemy of the Kike Regime, doomed to bear the weight of dissatisfaction with society and hatred of its money-worshipping parasites. But hey, it's better than the alternative: being a pussy-ass faggot and going through life knowing that men in red Pendleton shirts are getting incredible kicks from things you'll never know.
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Question: Was the screaming actually coming from a hotdog or the penis of her friend?
Morning Glory Seeds
By eating 400 seeds from the Morning Glory flower, you can produce a mild LSA (read: LSD for pussies) trip that is followed by nausea and puking your guts out. Some people even find it useful to grind the seeds up and let it sit in water or alcohol. This makes it so you need twice as many seeds for the same effect. LSA is not LSD, and people who call ground Morning Glory seeds sitting in water "Acid" should be shot on sight.
PROTIP: Crush the seeds into a fine dust, mix them into water and hold it in your mouth and suck on it
PROTIP: Hawaiian baby woodrose can give the same effect with 10 seeds, though it only grows wild in...Hawaii. But you can order them here. Happy puking, kids!
Peyote
Peyote is a cactus loaded with mescaline, aka shit that will make you trip balls. Indians worship this cactus and engage in ancient rituals where they drink peyote tea while dancing around a campfire and shaking their dicks to please the rain gods. It's completely illegal in the USA unless you're a licensed, card-carrying member of the Indian church (separation of church and state my ass), but you can find the peyote cactus growing wild if you ever pay a visit to the deserts of Arizona, Texas, New Mexico, etc. Should you encounter this cactus, rip the buttons out of the ground, boil them in some water or just eat them if you're lazy, and try not to vomit. Seriously, this shit tastes like death. One of the less known cool facts about this is its ability to be mistaken with other similar cacti, and if you pick one of the more "special" types, it will likely kill you.
Shrooms
All mushrooms contain psilocybin, a powerful hallucinogenic drug. It's a myth that you can only eat certain mushrooms and that some are even dangerous if eaten. That's a lie perpetuated by anti-drug propagandists who don't want us all to find some mushrooms on our lawns and get fucked up. Look for white mushrooms that have caps, bulbs, full veils, hight of about 2-4 inches, flat caps, and attached gills. Trust us -- we happen to be experts on this.
At first the individual who devoured the mushrooms will believe himself not to have taken enough (two grams). Therefore, the person will consume even more mushrooms in an attempt to not waste the mushrooms he has already consumed (and consume the requisite five grams more). Shortly after, enjoy the faggy sparkles and colors and seeing music notes flying through the air. Around the peak this disorganized experience of pure chaos can give way to focused experiences of intense exchanges with intelligent aliens on intergalactic psychic internet, so enjoy. When coming down off mushrooms carry a pad of paper and pencil with you because you will want to write down every single amazing idea and goal you have to change your life.
Shrooms can also make you miss pics plz:
- <+schlorp> WE SAW HABBO NEGROS AT BURNINGMAN
- <+schlorp> I NEED TO FIND THOSE GUYS
- <+schlorp> they were so cute
- <+schlorp> they blocked a street :D
- <@ajt> schlorp: did you get pics?
- <+schlorp> no!
- <+schlorp> i was at the time unable to operate a camera
- <+schlorp> due to rampant mushrooms
- <+schlorp> :<
Note: if you can still operate a computer, you haven't done enough. Eat moar mushrooms right now!
Colorado River Toad
It's been said Bufo alvarius, also known as the Colorado river toad or the sonoran desert toad, is a big, fat brown toad that lives in the sonoran desert or the rivers of Colorado. The venom milked from the glands can be dried and smoked because it contains 5-methoxy-dimethyltryptamine. Orally taking the venom ("licking toads") is dangerous because fucktards don't know that there are cardiotoxic (kills your heart you fucking moron) substances in the venom that are only active orally.
Fly Agaric
Amanita Muscaria or Fly Agaric is one of the most aromatic sweet and delicious mushrooms available on the world market. The culinary trade treasures this fungus because it is so easy to cook with, and has also been said to make bad piss taste good again! Notable users of Fly Agaric have been the Smurfs, Mario the Plumber, and Alice in Wonderland. TMZ once reported that Alice once drank Mario's piss after the 5th level dungeon, though those rumors have not been substantiated.
Deliriants
Belladonna (Nightshade)
Glory unto White Jesus! Turns out, any plant which will kill you in large doses gets you high in smaller doses. Who'd a thunk it? Belladonna, also known as deadly nightshade, contains a potent anticholinergic deliriant which is imbued with the same wonderful magicks as jimsonweed. If you can manage to get the right dosage, rather than dying a horrible death, you will be rewarded with a horrible trip full of spiders and death secks from your favorite childhood toys.
Diphenhydramine
Diphenhydramine (DPH) is an anticholinergic antihistamine that is the active ingredient found in Benadryl and other over-the counter drugs available at your local Walgreens. Taking between 12 and 20 can result in dreaming while awake and some fairly legit ball-trippage (seeing rocks turn into cats), but if you take it at home you'll probably just like... want to go to sleep, man. For about 18 hours. Either before or after throwing up a powerful jet of neon green vomit. People who take DPH are boring losers who listen to too much Neutral Milk Hotel and read shit like Hegel.
PROTIP: Taking Benadryl with acetaminophen (THAT'S TYLENOL PM, RETARD) will divide your liver by zero. Don't listen to us though; we're stupid as fuck and don't know the first thing about drugs.
Dramamine
Dimenhydrinate (Dramamine) is roughly the same thing as DPH. After Modest Mouse released the song titled Dramamine, teenagers started to try and get high off of it. People post on trip forums online saying that it made them see shadow people, televisions turned on when they were off and their mother bitching about being up too late. If you don't have a psychotic break, however, vomiting will be the highlight of your trip; as for afterward, you will feel so sick and tired you will probably pass out. Sadly, the body turns 50 grams of Dramamine into only 25 grams of DPH, making it twice as hard to get high. also note that roughly three quarters (or moar) reports on dramamine trips end up with the author in hospital and a BIG fucken hospital bill that youll be paying off for most of your shitty life
PROTIP: Taking 4 bottles (48 pills) is the best way to trip, at least until just before your brain does a runner, and you fucking hope to god your loved ones find you before you die from kidney failure or heart attack, then youll be rushed to hospital and straight into the emergency room, where nurses named steve will force a catheter up your pisshole and force you to drink charcoal fluid, then hours/days later, when you finally come down from your psychotic trip, your pissed off parents will drag you home, beat you savagely and sell you to a turkish brothel to pay for the 80,000 dollar hospital bill youve just caused them because you didnt bother to fucking research this drug on erowid you stupid american retard! :) have fun tripping!
Jimsonweed
Jimsonweed (also known as Datura) is another anticholinergic; it's basically like peyote except that it gives you a bad trip 99% of the time. It is usually used by retarded ranchers and dirt-poor white trash who can't afford meth, or stupid hippie hikers. 9 times out of 10 you will end up OD'ing on it and end up running naked from the cops screaming about how YOU TOTALLY SAW GOD AND IT LIKE BLEW YOUR MIND MAN!
Cannabis
The completely awesome and amazing cannabis was invented at least 100 years ago in 1969 and legalized in the year 1982. Some people say that God made it. Others will disagree and say that Satan did, but everybody knows that actually it was invented in Colombia, because every single Colombian is an expert on the manufacture of every illegal drug. Afghanistan is now in friendly competition with Colombia, producing 90% of the world's opium and a large percentage of the world's weed.
Prior to the 1960s, cannabis use was mainly confined to Jesus and the guy who wrote Lord of the Rings. This all changed when Jerry Garcia invented the dirty hippy by forgetting to take a shower one day, thus increasing cannabis consumption dramatically across the US. However, it was still difficult to acquire at this time because The Beatles were using most of it to help them write songs about walruses and glass onions. Thankfully, they broke up in 1970, allowing the rest of the world to enjoy it as well. Soon, it was cheap enough that even black people could afford it.
Today, it is used by a wide variety of people, except rednecks (who prefer cheap beer, meth and dick sucking), Heath Ledger (who is dead), and old people (who are already way stoned on prescription meds). Because of the simultaneous existence of Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Bill Clinton, many feared a shortage would arise, but thankfully Mexico stepped up to the plate last Thursday and increased production of 13 year old boys, who are known to grow weed in their closets (so their parents don't find out).
Cannabis is referred to using many slang terms, such as:
- Marijuana
- MJ
- Weed
- Pot
- Ganja
- Voting third party
- "I go to the high school football games, but I don't give a shit who wins."
- "No, mom, I'm not going to go get high"
- "That's not mine"
- "Just playing video games at _____'s house"
- "OH SHIT THE COPS... No, wait, it's cool"
NB: Nobody has ever died from using marijuana. That means you could be the first! Some people claim to be allergic to it, so, in theory, they could die from it.
Marijuana has been proven to fight brain cancer and increase the smoker's I.Q. by stimulating new brain cell growth, but as a side effect also causes schizophrenia and sometimes obesity. It's up to you to decide whether that's a fair trade-off. And, smoking in the parking lot out side of court, well, li'l mister. That'll get you higher than the airport. ♠ Some people claim to take cannabis but "don't inhale". There is a 99.9% chance that anyone who says this is full of shit.
Note: Once sold by white people, weed is now almost exclusively sold by nigras to other nigras and white people too unfortunate to know a mexican to buy from. Nigras do this solely for the lulz, as they already subsist on welfare checks. Any nigra telling you he sells for the money is trolling you and should be shot to prevent surprise sex.
Dissociatives
Dextromethorphan (DXM)
See also: Dextromethorphan
Dextromethorphan, or DXM (not to be confused with DMX) is a cough suppressant and dissociative hallucinogen found in over-the-counter cough syrups (e.g. Robitussin DX) and other cough preparations. DXM is used primarily by teens and preteens buying canned whipped cream. The drug causes the user to become disconnected from reality, which seems a bit pointless since anyone who is willing to chug a bottle of Robitussin to get high is pretty out of touch with reality as it is.
Fortunately for them, some high-functioning DXM freaks created their own internet Zion, called The Dextroverse, where they can live and trip in peace without being made fun of. The entire community of 13 year old boys, drama whores, camwhores and a handful of users that are way too old to still be doing this shit can be observed in their natural environment at DVirc. Watch as these astounding creatures discuss such topics as "How to get high from drinking your own urine" and "ZOMG You troll I did not get raped by my father".
Some retards think it's a good idea to take a product known as Coricidin Cough & Cold, also known as CCC or "Triple-Cs". What they don't seem to realize is that CCC contains chlorpheniramine maleate, an antihistamine (think Benadryl) which has been known to cause coma at high doses, ensuring a long, drawn-out and carefree life as a veggie. Smart people stick with Zicam, Robitussin cough gels or Robitussin DX syrup, each of which contain nothing but DXM. Although not nearly as stupid as taking CCCs, taking Robitussin DM is also for idiots, because it not only contains less DXM per volume but also contains gut-wrenching amounts (literally) of guaifenesin. If you're not a pussy and can handle your narcotics, the guaifenesin shouldn't be a problem and is less likely to raise eyebrows at the checkout of your local Walgreens.
Ketamine
Special K in junkie language. Contrary to popular belief, ketamine does not lower blood pressure; instead, it can have a wide range of effects ranging from hallucinations to actually enjoying techno music, much like a raver. It can come in a variety of names and packages ranging from ketamine animal tranquilizer (KAT) to "special edition with strawberries". Users of ketamine may actually become ravers after prolonged usage. Ravers may attempt to cook ketamine in your oven while you are not looking. Ketamine is also known to cause people to feel and act like they have Down Syndrome, often sitting in one spot for hours on end completely unaware they have the ability to move, or turn off the crappy music. On average, a "K-hole", the ketamine high, lasts between 15-25 minutes, give or take. When put up the nose, ketamine can cause minor capillary failure, meaning you're going to bleed like a son of a bitch for a short while. The effects are often compared to being drunk, after drinking about 48 beers. As a result you will get a headache and probably end up passed out on the street because you're taking fucking tranquilizers.
Fun fact: Ketamine made House 'think' he could walk (This lasted for no more than 99 seconds, resulting in butthurt and anti-lulz) Ketamine was used by researcher John C. Lilly to communicate with dolphins, maybe because of their interesting sexual behavior; See PCP below.
PCP
Also called angel dust, PCP (phencyclidine) is used mainly by crazy niggers who feel like pwning the shit out of themselves and/or others.
Causes you to hallucinate and think you're Jesus; also enables you to punch craters in that whiny bitch Earth. There is a Google Earth community specifically dedicated to finding these PCP-induced craters, but its members have grown restless since Google Earth never fucking updates. Usually, you wind up stabbing your eyes out with a fork or ripping the skin off your arm; has also been known to turn people into cannibals. Some examples of crazy niggers on PCP:
- a 17-year-old boy made a sexual advance on a 14-year-old girl after both had smoked "superweed" (here meaning marijuana dosed with PCP); when she resisted, he concluded she was a fucking bear;
- a man cut off one of his partner's testicles at the latter's request while both were high on PCP
- one chronic PCP user "branded himself by burning a cross on his chest"
- a 38-year-old man smoked superweed, cut off the head of his dog, and attacked a stranger on the street with a razor
- high on PCP, a man waved down a car, shot and killed a passenger, then frolicked on the freeway firing in the air before being subdued
- a 29-year-old man smoked a PCP "crystal joint," entered a pregnant woman's home, stabbed her, killing the fetus, killed her two-year-old child, and when found was running down the street with a knife, naked and bloody, yelling, "Hallelujah, I'm Jesus!" He later admitted that he did it for the lulz and the charges were dropped.
- Rodney King was high on PCP when he accidentally wandered into the venue of the LAPD's Annual Nigger Beatdown and was mistaken for one of the legitimate participants.
- Big Lurch the rap artist went crazy and ate his girlfriend after taking PCP
- rapper and one-hit wonder Houston took out his eye on PCP; thankfully, the gory pics ended up OTI
In short,PCP allows you to RIP AND TEAR
Salvia
Salvia is a legal psychedelic, which means it's for the lulz. Salvia extracts are sold in head shops under various strengths ranging from 10x to 5000x, but the only thing these numbers really indicate is how much you're going to have to pay for the shit. All extracts of salvia wear off in like 3-5 minutes, making the drug a huge waste of time. Salvia is for losers who can't buy LSD or mushrooms because they are afraid of breaking the law and have no friends.
Salvia divinorum (AKA Diviner's Sage) is still mostly legal in the US and Europe and induces chat logs like the following:
- khelair (12:20): that was the highest I've been and the clearest the ah-pon have been
- khelair (12:20): next time I'll communicate WITH them instead of just be a cog in their machine
- neurophyre (12:20):
- khelair (12:20): I'm serious
- khelair (12:22): salvia requires a more freeflowing, looping surface
- khelair (12:22): IN MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS
- neurophyre (12:22): you should start a salvia farm
- khelair (12:22): fuck THAT I need to start a CUNT
- khelair (12:22): er, CULT, even
PROTIP: Chew the leaves instead of smoking and it will last a bit longer. Better yet, sell it all to some 5th graders and buy a real hallucinogen, you fucking pussy.
Fake/Placebo/WTF
Pussy sugar pills to make you feel like your not sick when it all be in yo head NIGRA!
Adrenochrome
Adrenachrome is a form of oxidized adrenaline that is difficult to make, impossible to obtain and that just might make you trip balls. Its effects include: increased heart rate, increased respiration rate, and just maybe psychotic hallucinations. Purportedly, you feel as if you are right on the threshold of death, having sex and being beaten senseless by asspies, all at the same time.
According to famous scientist Hunter S. Thompson, using the drug will cause you to have no memory of what occurs while under its influence, so duct-taping a tape recorder or video camera to your chest would be advisable. If you're retarded enough to buy 100% REAL ADRENOCHROME off your local drug dealer, your only two sensible options are to resell it to middle-schoolers or to admit that you paid $200 for some dried NyQuil cut with meth.
Cake
"Cake" was created by legendary English troll, Chris Morris, as part of his "Brass Eye" TV series (like the Colbert Report, only better). The episode in question, featured Morris posing as a journalist,then interviewing celebrities regarding what they knew of "cake". Once their moral outrage had been suitably fired up, Morris gave them a set of ridiculous "anti-cake" messages to read on camera, which they happily did.
| — Bernard Manning knows that cake is SRS BIZNS |
The Tory politician David Amess M.P, was so fooled by this prank, he even brought the issue up in parliament, bringing further lulz, a transcript of the parliamentary hearing can be found here. You those wanting to know more, you can see the clip here
In conclusion, you can be assured that the cake is a lie.
Bill Clinton tried it in college but didn't swallow... the first time.
Bananadine
For those REAL anarchists who like to blow shit up, vandalize stuff and who need to get high off of household materials in order to preach their call for social change. Much like LSD, but gives you hallucinations of Charles Manson and burning flags.
Instructions taken from The Anarchist Cookbook.
It is time consuming to make and completely fictional, making it a perfect way to focus the attention of dumbass 12-year-olds who can't find weed.
Catnip
Catnip is what stoners smoke when they are all out of weed. It's best when you're all out of your dirty schwag weed, but it tastes like rotten vagina and burns the fuck out of your throat. But I mean c'mon! Look how happy and shit that cat is, man! That must be some good shit!
Jenkem
Jenkem or "Jenk" is the failure of the drug community. Make jenkem by fermenting shit in a bottle or jar for about two weeks. Take jenkem by opening the bottle, then inhaling the contents deeply. If you speak English you have to say "Wow, this is the REAL FUCKING SHIT, man" while doing this. Supposedly gets you "jenked" off your ass, makes you fall over, or whatever. Jenkem is WTF; sadly, not fake in that it was originally discovered among African children who were really getting hopped up on it.
Nutmeg
Nutmeg is not a drug, but rather a spice used in cooking that contains MDA analogs. People too poor for crack may attempt to take nutmeg for a quick high, but those people are retarded. This is because Nutmeg kicks in at least 6 hours after you've forgotten that you've taken it. Connecticut is nicknamed The Nutmeg State. Also, it tastes quite similar to candy. Incidentally, the quantity of nutmeg you would need to ingest for any type of buzz is extremely close to the quantity needed to die, so it's probably best avoided. Also, due to the amount of time it takes to kick in, people often take more than they should because they don't feel anything yet. Also, the high itself is not very pleasant. You spend the first 5 hours or so bitching to yourself about how the site you read it off of was full of shit, then you just feel sick for a few hours, then the actual high kicks in, which is 9 out of 10 times scary shit that precipitates the next two stages: first is an overwhelming sense of paranoia which lasts for nearly 8 hours, then you wake up the next day feeling like you just got run over by a car. Overall not a very good drug.
UPN
UPN, not to be confused with the television network for niggers, is short for ureaphenylnitrate, a potent yet quickly metabolized hallucinogen and stimulant. Its discovery is relatively recent (see various publications in the European Journal of Clinical Pharmacology), yet it is gaining OL notoriety in such LJ communities as stoner_girls and drugwar. Preparation is nearly trivial: The intended user accumulates approximately 1 liter of urine in a small Nalgene container (the source of the phenyl group via the naturally flaked bisphenol A); which is permitted to completely evaporate. The urea particles are resuspended in a small volume (< 5mL) of water, and another small (< 5g) amount of saltpeter is added. The resulting mixture contains a significant amount of UPN, so should be tested for specific effects using a Q-Tip on the edge of the nostril before either snorting or inserting directly into the anus for maximum effect.
While certainly not addressed in the reputable publications, it is speculated that the discovery of this drug should be attributed to the esoteric S&M babyfurs, who discovered the drug during a noble journey of self-awareness involving piss, cutting, and explosives, during some kind of hiking adventure, which makes absolutely no fucking sense, because babyfurs are justifiably afraid of the sun (it is their pervert god that judges them).
Alternative Medicine
For a full breakdown see this page
Alternative medicine is like real medicine, but instead of containing drugs it contains lies. If you find out you have two months to live, don't spend your time and money doing anything listed above, waste it on alternative treatments. It's exactly as effective as a placebo, particularly expensive, and you've got to give your money to a scam artist masquerading as a hippie.
There are a wide variety of alternative or 'complementary' medicines and they're all as retarded as the last. They're a bit like Darwin Awards in that they make stupid people die quickly.
Fictional
Melange or Spice
This drug makes you live longer, endows you with psychic abilities, grants the ability to speak Portuguese, and increases the size of your penis. It tastes like cinnamon and those crazy Bene Gesserit bitches use it like crazy. It's made of sand worm cum, costs a hella' lot and is only available on the desert planet of Arrakis, also known as Dune. If you use it, make sure you use Visine so that your mom won't bust you for having glowing blue eyes.. Oh, and it can make you live forever and mutate you into a large worm. A more powerful derivative of Spice is the Water of Life, which is refined Sand Worm Piss, and can only be safely consumed by the one who is foretold in prophecy and if you are expect one hell of a trip. Mr. Miyagi of the Fifth Element, commonly mistaken as Luigi from the movie '300', once said, "Beautiful black holes eat rice in winter, for the long road ahead is not in Rock City'. Ah... what words of wisdom from Shaq in these troubling waters of golden flowers.
ATTENSHUN! Spice is a perfectly legal "drug" in most European countries. Spice is fairly cheap, easy to order thanks to the magic of the internetz and it makes everything seem pretty interesting. Including but not limited to drooling. Spice is made out of herbs, marshmallows (sic!) and flowers. It costs approximately 8 USD/5 UK pounds per gram. You need to smoke a lot of this shit, but it's totally worth it. Side effects may include smells of turqoise, sounds of green and some memorable hardcore anal pain after being lovingly sodomized. This should not be confused with the term butthurt. 'Tis not known as a sex-drug but gawdsdamnit, it SHOULD be! the synthetic cannabinoid JWH-018.
Medipacks/Healthpacks/Stimpacks
Medipacks are highly addictive, take away 10hp, and you never have enough of them. You'd kill entire alien armies, suck leprous cocks or srsly fuck it up with demons from hell, just to get your hands on you next "Pack". How they work actually noone knows, but as far as modern science can say, you have to WALK OVER THEM. Maybe the most dangerous thing about Medipacks is, that you can use them while having both hands occupied, for example while killing aliens or fapping while goatseing your anus. Somehow makes guns shoot faster.
Other
Idoser
"This shit is FUCKING AWESOME.It sends sound beats through your brain and you actually get the effects of the drug you choose (not to mention it has every illegal and legal drug out there).IT'S ALSO FREE!!!! You don't have to bother with trying to save up a shitload of cash just for a little bit of drugs, GET IDOSER AND BE PREPARED TO HAVE THE RIDE OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE!" Note: Idoser is total bullshit
Note: it may be complete shit, but it'll make you sleep.
Drugs and Wikipedia
For first time users who are unsure of the correct methods to inject drugs, Wikipedia is very well versed in the subject. Their article on drug injection details the many ways to insert illicit drugs into one's body. For example, did you know that women are able to insert drugs into their vagina with much the same effect as a suppository? You do now! Thanks to Wikipedia!
High Scores
- Heath Ledger
- Ripper
- L. Ron Hubbard
- Hunter S. Thompson
- Amy Winehouse
- Joseph Evers
- House
- Rick James
- W
- Britney Spears
- Anna Nicole Smith
- Pete Doherty
- Barack Obama
- Stephanie Michelle Brown
Gallery
 Hmmmm, tell me more about this L S D |
 Dogs love it, too. |
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 Claudia Thorn works hard to support her meth habit. |
 There's a reason some shrooms taste like ass |
 The newest Wii accessory |
 Fact: Nicole Richie licks her coke. |
 Cocaine is a well-known remedy for hay fever |
 Don't take the brown acid, man. |
 This is a typical PCP user. |
 DO NOT sort the chipmunk out! He is a fucking freeloader |
 enough said. |
 Now in convenient 40-ounce bottles |
 Remedy for many ills |
 Smoking makes you look COOL |
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 don't forget this |
 W is a coke sniffin machine |
 This is why you should do drugs. |
 Typical brain on drugs. Order up! |
 Prolly the only way he can get through filming the show. |
 Typical crack user |
 I'm freaking out, man... |
 A religious experience |
 I can SEE the music! |
 I think I took too much |
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 ED users like drugs. |
 Why you shouldn't do drugs. |
 Gengar, giving free advice |
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 Pot raises IQ by millions. |
 Remember kids; Don't do drugs. |
See Also
- Booze
- Erowid
- 420chan
- Grass City
- totse
- Hookers and blow
- Dying Alone
- LFG
- Brad McQuaid
- Michael Phelps
- Pickles
- Billy Mays
- Alternative Medicine
- Rush Limbaugh
External Links
- Instructional Video on Selling Drugs
- Alcoholic drama on LJ
- LJ Drug abuse stories
- Brown-Brown = cocaine mixed with gunpowde; snorted FTF.
- Educational music video on shrooms
- 15 BUCKS FOR SEX ISN'T NORMAL
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