Dubai
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Dubai is the capitol of the United Arab Emirates and is Las Vegas for sand niggers. It is populated mostly by the rich spoiled offspring of Arab sheiks and rich eurofag crotch fruit running around in expensive cars and farking prostitutes. Dubai is also full of expatriate American businessmen and pretentious globe-trotting consultants from America and London.
Last thursday, Dubai was a small fishing village. Then, as a result of selling large quantities of oil to American idiots with SUVs, the rich oil sheiks of the United Arab Emirates made serious bank. Once they had made bank, yo, they needed something to spend it on. Since everyone knows sand niggers have small cocks, they proceeded to construct many large skyscrapers to compensate. This brought tons of eurofags and expatriate America douchebags to this new "economy of such dynamism".
Since the world economy has crashed, the sheiks in Dubai are no longer able to rape the west on oil. Dubai is now full of half-completed oversized dildos. lol! fail!
Dubai was the worlds best scam.
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Dubai's Internet City
As they had plenty of Jew gelds the UAE decide to buy themselves an internet. Since their knowledge of this was somewhat incomplete they opened an impromptu business park that they called the Renters Infierno, for the unsuspecting company it was labeled simply as "an excuse to hike the rates of the surrounding offices". The parks purpose is to attract as much financial attention to the region as possible so as to compensate for the eventual losses they will incur when the oil dries up, as well as getting themselves some hot network action.
Companies that believe this region will turn a profit include:
- Microsoft
- What is left of IBM
- Sun Microsystems
- And a host of other companies with visions of a developing market dancing in their heads
DuneCoons gonna get trains
Everybody panic... the coons are gonna get a train soon. As with most shit in Dubai the sand niggers fucked it up and its gonna be delayed and over 9000 times over budget. But the trains are coming to Sandlandistan on 09/09/09 ...
Dubai Sappin' My Internet
Like all nations in the Middle East the UAE does not approve of the more visually stimulating asspects of some media the internet offers. So, like your office network, they block all content that is deemed counter-productive; or in this case, "morally questionable". Of course since their information services dept are literally camel based their proxy is easily bypassed by any if not all VPN services.
Lulz ED, is not blocked in the UAE! Those sandniggers are brain-fucktarted! Lulz!
UPDATE: The cockmonglers at the Telecom Regulatory Authority blocked ED after they were done fucking their children.
Things to Do in Dubai
- Spend money
- Islam
- Rape
- Islam
- Secks on teh Beach.
- Islam
- Buttsecks with wannabe-super-rich British and American fags.
- Islam
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Skype - Internots
- Islam
- Islam
- Islam
People in Dubai
