Fucktard
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A combination of "fuck" and "retard." Usually reserved for instances when either of the previous two insults are simply not enough.
Invariably, first person detection of third person fucktardation is immediately followed by denial, often verbally expressed, especially in the form, "No one's THAT fucking stupid." This differs from the hypothetical scenario of first person fucktardation detection in that it occurs. Fucktards do not simply defy common sense, they are pathologically incapable of recognizing the obvious, so even mirrors fail them. Or, more correctly, they fail mirrors. Moar Basicly for the Fucktart in U: their so dum god h8s them even moar then swedan or fagz.
There is a great difference between an idiot and a fucktard. For example, an idiot might accidentally burn your stove with a grease fire. A fucktard will burn not only your stove, but from putting their hand INTO the fire, they will proceed to be lit and set your entire house ablaze. Should you suffer the sympathetic misfortune of being at work when this happens, there is a high probability that he will burn that, too. Essentially, a fucktard will burn your life, and he will do so entirely by misadventure. He's that good. While this must seem a staggering blow, it is important to consider that as fucktardation is completely arbitrary in expression, a fucktard chef will almost certainly burn down your home and himself before getting to your job or your face.
The chief defining characteristic of the fucktard is absolute transparency of nature to all but the most shit of non-fucktards. A fucktard wears camo pants with that pattern they made for hiding in places made of fire. To a fucktard, this is a completely reasonable proposition. Consequently, a fucktard could typically make himself no more obviously fucktarded by wearing a spinning strobe light hat while singing Sailor Moon songs into a megaphone, naked. Fucktardation is at least one-hundred times more likely than faggotry to produce lose.
Often, fucktards mistake premises for conclusions, and vice versa, resulting in spectacular demonstrations of ultrafail, a condition whereby feats of epic failure are made possible. Assuming you speak Queef, a rare gaze into the mind of the fucktard is possible, but as this yields babblefuck shit-carnival, many prefer instead to upgrade the fucktard. An excellent method toward that end is to "prove" some outlandishly false proposition to the fucktard. This can be almost anything, but the more batshit, the more fucktard enriching.
One of the most fucktarded things about fucktards is that no matter what you tell them, they will never know, or believe, that they are fucktarded, because fucktards are also renowned not to know what fucktardation even is. This is conventionally attributed to genetic deprecation of An Heroism, unless the fucktard is also a fag, in which case he is a weapon of god against mundanes, and only by that grace permitted to live.
Fucktards do not have friends. Not even other fucktards. This is blatantly evident to most everyone else, but as fucktardation prevents fucktards from ever interpreting social cues non-fucktardedly, no amount of explicitly voiced contempt will ever register in a fucktard's mind as genuine disapproval. Rather, all seemingly disparaging commentary will be interpreted as veiled accolade, or, at worst, sarcastically rendered jocularity. The extent to which the latter interpretation describes reality, however marred by the fucktard's congenital inability to distinguish "with" from "at," will only confirm to the fucktard that his awesomeness remains unchallenged.
Without exception, fucktards require immersion in fucktarded subcultures in order to demonstrate group-derived personal originality (they're fucktards), often so fucktardedly as to chicken-and-egg paradox their own fucktardation. Wands, swords, or dragons are frequently involved, potentially in pot luck slurry with entirely unrelated camps of fucktardation, such as Limited An Heroism. Even though these groups helpfully enable high-accuracy associative diagnosis of fucktardation, it is important to note that some members may actually just be retards, hotards, or vegans.
Someone who has never met a fucktard will believe the above to be an exaggeration, but someone who has supposedly never met a fucktard is very likely a fucktard, so disbelief may also be considered diagnostic indication of shut up.
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[edit] A Perfect Example of a Fucktard
Chismah shows the world exactly how fucktarded he is...
The most unfunny faggot on youtube strikes again.
[edit] Weird4
"Weird4" is a slightly disturbing example of what happens when you over shelter a kid his whole life and then lock him in his room with a webcam. His videos consist of nothing but pure attention seeking fits. He dances around, lip syncs, sings, and even dances bare foot to arouse his pedophile viewers. Occasionally he'll post what he likes to call an "Inspirational Blog" where he rambles about fucktarded shit nobody cares about and attempts to be entertaining. His youtube friend and #1 fanboy is El Steveo, a IRL pedophile. If you want to help this tool and the youtube community, comment his vids and let him know the truth about his fucktardation.
"Chillaxing with Weird4"
"Leave Weird4 Alone" A failed attempt to be funny after being hated on..
[edit] Advice from a Facebook Fucktard
A fucktard tries to be deep in thought producing this:
[edit] Gallery
 Self-branded as a fucktard for life. See also: Grammar Nazi. |
 The 12 step Anti-Fucktardation Program. |
 Fucktards simply cannot stay away from /b/. |
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 Cosplay fucktards. |
 Australian fucktard is undeniably heterosexual. |
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 Typical fucktard mating dance. |
 An evil fucktard plotting against Heterosexuality and all women. |
 ...WUT |
 The usual 'I GET ALL THE PUSSY' fucktard pose |
 A fucktard discovers bread. |
 3 gay wiggers aka 3 fucktards. |
 loser+trying to be scary=fucktard. |
 Typical fucktard in cosplay. |
