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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Someone on the internet who is smarter than you. Sometimes hired as a consultant to an Internet lawyer.

The qualified detective will possess the following skills:

• Proficiency with WHOIS.
• Three years experience with Internet stalking.
• Familiarity with Internet Law.
• Being able to combine the above skills with Google. This includes, but is not limited to, regular Google, Google images, Googlecash, Google Earth, and Google Maps with satellite.

LJDrama often employed detectives to dig up background info on drama, specifically when the drama originated IRL. The detective utilizes his skills to reveal all relevant information regarding the participants, the real cause of the drama, and will even suggest possible resolutions.

[edit] E-detective

Someone on the internet who thinks they are smarter than you. Sometimes a sock puppet of an Internet lawyer.

The qualified e-detective will possess the following skills:

• Proficiency with lulz
• Experience with Internet stalking
• Familiarity with drama.
• Being able to combine the above skills with Google. This includes, but is not limited to, regular Google, Google images, Googlecash, Google Earth, and Google Maps with satellite.

Encyclopedia Dramatica often employs e-detectives to dig up background info on drama, specifically when the drama originated OL. The e-detective utilizes his skills to reveal all relevant information regarding the participants, the real cause of the drama, and will even suggest possible resolutions. Barring those, they'll bullshit their way through.

[edit] Detectives on ED

• Ket
• Sheneequa
• hep

These EDetectives are available for e-hire and can be reached at EDIRC

[edit] Detectives on on YT

• The Mole (See Also: Argent009)
• CircaRigel