EA
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Electronic Assholes is a half-ass video game company aimed at Zerg rushing motherfucking games to retards Founded in 1982 by Trip "On Acid" Hopkins, ass raping the shit out of games through history, most notably Shaq-Fu, Catwoman, and Def Jam: Vendetta.
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[edit] Sales Strategy
Currently, Electronic Arts has become one of the fattest in the industry, primarily by ass-raping and eating companies such as BioWare, Westwood, Bullfrog and Pandemic Studios, and then shit staining them with the EA brand.
- Madden '##
- Tiger Woods' Pro Golf ##
- NBA Live '##
- FIFA '##
- NHL '08
- Jamaican Bobsled Team '##
- Nascar '##
- Arena Football'##
- Cricket '##
- Basement Dweller '08 out of 10000
- MVP Baseball '08
Electronic Arts' current logo
- MVP NCAA Baseball '08
- NCAA Football '08
- NCAA March Madness '08
- Furry Hunters '08
You get the idea.
[edit] Employment
Electronic Arts is notorious for providing their employees with the most comfortable sweatshop jobs in India. For designing glitching and fucking up a minimum of 9000 games a year, the average employee is a lazy beaner which is awarded with a nearly infinite amount of Neopoints, daily fried chicken, and nightly sex with an attractive customer service representative.
[edit] NCAA Football Bullshit
Back in NCAA Football 06 for Xbox EA actually had fucking tight features, but when the game got released for the 360 they took all of the features out and reverted to FUCKING NCAA 01', now they are slowly adding the features back and people buy the game. Pretty smart fucking plan! The perfect NCAA Football game(will never happen):
- Steroids
- Drunk college girls
- Bribing nigger recruits
- Beer pong
- WHITE POWER PARADES (nobody FUCKING LISTENS)
[edit] See Also
[edit] Links
- Electronic Arts' official website
- A handy flowchart detailing the ins and outs of becoming a valued employee of Electronic Arts.
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