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Article of the Now — 2007

2007, Microsoft's patch for the faulty 2006, has been proven to be just as buggy as the last year.

Some end users were tazed. Some gained sexual attractions to animals, children, and even cartoon mice. Some flew off the handle and killed themselves. Many even died from bullet related injuries.

Yes, this glitchy release has caused vans to explode off of their frames, monolithic meeting places to disappear, and all the beautiful women either died or were given worse fates.

Leading scientists have traced these errors to an optional feature known to cause unpleasant side effects.

2007 has proved itself to be as terrible as the old 06 model. Luckily, we life will be improved drastically as soon as 2008 comes out, hopefully in time for Christmas.

A list of teh events of 2007: ((MOAR!))

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What else are you going to do?

Article of the Now — 2007

2007, Microsoft's patch for the faulty 2006, has been proven to be just as buggy as the last year.

Some end users were tazed. Some gained sexual attractions to animals, children, and even cartoon mice. Some flew off the handle and killed themselves. Many even died from bullet related injuries.

Yes, this glitchy release has caused vans to explode off of their frames, monolithic meeting places to disappear, and all the beautiful women either died or were given worse fates.

Leading scientists have traced these errors to an optional feature known to cause unpleasant side effects.

2007 has proved itself to be as terrible as the old 06 model. Luckily, we life will be improved drastically as soon as 2008 comes out, hopefully in time for Christmas.

A list of teh events of 2007: ((MOAR!))

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RIP, Tatiana

Article of the Now — Benazir Bhutto

Benadryl Benazir Bhutto was the unusually hawt former Prime Minister of Pakistan. She was killed by the Mossad (Israel's assassination squad of sekrit agents) on 27 December 2007. A suicide bomber was used as the diversion to disguise the presence of five gunmen. The assassination script was based on the same Mossad model that was used in the killing the Egyptian President Anwar Sadat in 1981, as well as former Pakistan Prime Minister Zia ul-Haq in 1988, and many other sophisticated assassinations.

Naturally, the USA and other fascist countries immediately blamed al-Qaida, without seeing a shred of evidence. Whenever some shit like this goes down, and the Neocons rush to point to al-Qaida or some other supposed "terror" organization, you can be damn sure that this is yet another "false flag" operation by a group with some ulterior motive for creating such turmoil. ((Jews Did Bhutto? Tell me moar!))

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CARRRY ONNNNN!

Article of the Now — Benazir Bhutto

Benadryl Benazir Bhutto was the unusually hawt former Prime Minister of Pakistan. She was killed by the Mossad (Israel's assassination squad of sekrit agents) on 27 December 2007. A suicide bomber was used as the diversion to disguise the presence of five gunmen. The assassination script was based on the same Mossad model that was used in the killing the Egyptian President Anwar Sadat in 1981, as well as former Pakistan Prime Minister Zia ul-Haq in 1988, and many other sophisticated assassinations.

Naturally, the USA and other fascist countries immediately blamed al-Qaida, without seeing a shred of evidence. Whenever some shit like this goes down, and the Neocons rush to point to al-Qaida or some other supposed "terror" organization, you can be damn sure that this is yet another "false flag" operation by a group with some ulterior motive for creating such turmoil.

Interestingly, Bhutto gave a message to CNN a few months ago, to be made public if she were killed, that put the blame on Pakistan's current leader Pervez Musharraf. It is well known, however, that Musharraf is also part of the USA/Israel War on Terror team, and he was kind of pissed that she was coming back to the country to shine a light on his ties to them. Indeed, Pakistan's secret service the ISI was also probably involved in the 9/11 attacks. ((Jews Did Bhutto? Tell me moar!))

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CARRRY ONNNNN!

Article of the Now — Chris-chan

Chris-chan (AKA: Sonichu, CWC, Christian Weston Chandler) is a 25 year old Autistic man that made his own awesomely drawn series of comics starring his brilliant crossover of Sonic and Pikachu. His hobbies include: creating ponies with his hair, stalking women at the mall, finding a "Boyfriend-Free girl", and posting about it when the police kick his ass out. It gets far worse, my friends...Much, much worse.

First found on October 31, 2007, his webcomics show only a little of what is wrong with this guy. Based around his adventures with his fan character Sonichu, they usually deal with his adventures to the local mall, where he would be ambushed by Jerkops, the imposter police in colors OTHER than BLUE or BLACK who enforce the fucked-up false law of Virginia is for Virgins; not lovers, and get the beating of a lifetime out of him. ((Teehee autism.))

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This is what she really gave to you for Christmas.

Article of the Now — Chris-chan

Chris-chan (AKA: Sonichu, CWC, Christian Weston Chandler) is a 25 year old Autistic man that made his own awesomely drawn series of comics starring his brilliant crossover of Sonic and Pikachu. His hobbies include: creating ponies with his hair, stalking women at the mall, finding a "Boyfriend-Free girl", and posting about it when the police kick his ass out. It gets far worse, my friends...Much, much worse.

First found on October 31, 2007, his webcomics show only a little of what is wrong with this guy. Based around his adventures with his fan character Sonichu, they usually deal with his adventures to the local mall, where he would be ambushed by Jerkops, the imposter police in colors OTHER than BLUE or BLACK who enforce the fucked-up false law of Virginia is for Virgins; not lovers, and get the beating of a lifetime out of him. ((Teehee autism.))

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Ho. Ho. Ho so ronery ;_________;.

Article of the Now — Christmas

Christmas is a Christian holiday that was stolen from the Roman pagan holiday, Saturnalia, and taken out of context at the expense of the workers in the United States. Used as an excuse to get drunk on eggnog, X-mas is also when people get their Wiis and Playstation 3s because that is why Baby Jesus was born. Christmas may or may not be one or more of the following:

• a chance for Jews to feel left out and alienated because it's not Hanukkah
• a chance for Christian preachers to condemn nearly everything except giving more money to the church
• a chance for pagans to laugh because their tree worship ritual has been commercialized and spread across the land
• a chance for rich people to show off their inordinate wealth and power
  ((WUT ABOUT KWANZAA !?))

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*~*~*~Anticipation~*~*~*

Article of the Now — Christmas

Christmas is a Christian holiday that was stolen from the Roman pagan holiday, Saturnalia, and taken out of context at the expense of the workers in the United States. Used as an excuse to get drunk on eggnog, X-mas is also when people get their Wiis and Playstation 3s because that is why Baby Jesus was born. Christmas may or may not be one or more of the following:

• a chance for Jews to feel left out and alienated because it's not Hanukkah
• a chance for Christian preachers to condemn nearly everything except giving more money to the church
• a chance for pagans to laugh because their tree worship ritual has been commercialized and spread across the land
• a chance for rich people to show off their inordinate wealth and power
  ((WUT ABOUT KWANZAA !?))

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*~*~*~Anticipation~*~*~*

Article of the Now — Tumbles the Stairdragon

Prior to Tumbles' unfortunate failure at offing himself, Jonathan, who went by "Chyra" at the time, pretty much spent the whole night doing what furries do best: making an ass of himself in a variety of different ways. Aided by some heavy drinking and a respectable amount of weed and acid, he got himself kicked out of room party after room party for ignoring even the few rudimentary rules of social interaction furries manage to follow, groping anything that came near him and threatening to kill anyone who even mentioned cocaine because he was so desperate for some. He then realised noone was listening to him and pitched a giant fit, throwing his sandals to the ground and sobbing pitifully as only an unwashed fat coke addict can. ((Lulz guaranteed))

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Sucking angel cock will not get you your presents faster, young man.

Article of the Now — Tumbles the Stairdragon

Prior to Tumbles' unfortunate failure at offing himself, Jonathan, who went by "Chyra" at the time, pretty much spent the whole night doing what furries do best: making an ass of himself in a variety of different ways. Aided by some heavy drinking and a respectable amount of weed and acid, he got himself kicked out of room party after room party for ignoring even the few rudimentary rules of social interaction furries manage to follow, groping anything that came near him and threatening to kill anyone who even mentioned cocaine because he was so desperate for some. He then realised noone was listening to him and pitched a giant fit, throwing his sandals to the ground and sobbing pitifully as only an unwashed fat coke addict can. ((Lulz guaranteed))

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Hut-2. Hut! Hut! RAPE

Article of the Now — Legion of Noway

The Legion of Noway are a group of YouTube villains led by THEGODDESSOFNOWAY and The Satan Kids. They appeared during the great purge of Irish282, and believe themselves to be serious business.

Unable to understand the concept of trolling, Noway has speared a failed attempt at ridding YouTube of its noble saviours, the YouTube Yahweh Clan. Noway is also notable for their inability to understand humor and satire.

Numerous members of Legion of Noway are known to use extremely shitty webcams, and are infamous for their practice in the art of spam. Not to be confused with the YouTube Street Team; Noway lacks a true purpose or mission, and are easily misguided - resulting in epic lulz.

• They were subsequently humiliated by Yahweh for great Justice.
  
  Dropping Fail Dox is Fail, amirite? - TELL ME MOAR!!

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Two little maids from school are we... Filled to the brim with girlish glee!

Article of the Now — Legion of Noway

The Legion of Noway are a group of YouTube villains led by THEGODDESSOFNOWAY and The Satan Kids. They appeared during the great purge of Irish282, and believe themselves to be serious business.

Unable to understand the concept of trolling, Noway has spearheaded a failed attempt at ridding JewTube of its noble saviours, the YouTube Yahweh Clan. Ultimately, Noway is also notable for their inability to understand the subtleties of humor and satire.

Numerous members of Legion of Noway are known to use extremely shitty webcams, and are infamous for their practice in the art of spam. Not to be confused with the YouTube Street Team; Noway lacks a true purpose or mission, and are easily misguided - resulting in epic lulz.

• They were subsequently humiliated by Yahweh for great Justice.
  
  Dropping Fail Dox is Fail, amirite? - TELL ME MOAR!!

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Two little maids from school are we... Filled to the brim with girlish glee!

Article of the Now — No Cussing Club

The No Cussing Club is a dangerous rap gang formed by McKay Hatch, a god-damned 14-fucking-year old nigger hater from fucking shithole Cuntifornia.

Fuck-ccording to his own fucking piece of rancid rhino shit bitchography, he fucking started the (really fucking gay) No Goddamn Motherfucking Ass Cussing Club at his bumblefuck junior high fucking goddamned school in shithole fucking ass sucking South-fucking-Pasadena after what he fucking perceived as a mother fucking shitload of too much goddamn fucking cursing, that has fucking existed years before he was goddamn pushed out of his piece of shit mother's ranc cunt, yet felt it needed to come to a fucking stop. When he fucking shitpaste fecal rape realized many of his fucking retard-ass numbnuts fellow young bitchass motherfuckers were addicted to fucking swearing, like the fucking helpful fucking young fucking brothah he is, he fucking started the fucking shitty-ass shittledick gang to fucking reform these criminalised mother fucking god damned cunty pussy youths. ((Fuck that motherfucking shit, tell me moar!))

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Not as scary as the other kind of bear.

Article of the Now — No Cussing Club

The No Cussing Club is a dangerous rap gang formed by McKay Hatch, a god-damned 14-fucking-year old nigger hater from fucking shithole Cuntifornia.

Fuck-ccording to his own fucking piece of rancid rhino shit bitchography, he fucking started the (really fucking gay) No Goddamn Motherfucking Ass Cussing Club at his bumblefuck junior high fucking goddamned school in shithole fucking ass sucking South-fucking-Pasadena after what he fucking perceived as a mother fucking shitload of too much goddamn fucking cursing, that has fucking existed years before he was goddamn pushed out of his piece of shit mother's ranc cunt, yet felt it needed to come to a fucking stop. When he fucking shitpaste fecal rape realized many of his fucking retard-ass numbnuts fellow young bitchass motherfuckers were addicted to fucking swearing, like the fucking helpful fucking young fucking brothah he is, he fucking started the fucking shitty-ass shittledick gang to fucking reform these criminalised mother fucking god damned cunty pussy youths. ((Fuck that motherfucking shit, tell me moar!))

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Cook those donuts with extra grease. This batch is for the Chief of Police.

Article of the Now — SnowVhite

SnowVhite, AKA Veronica Boehm, is an internet tough guy that frequents YouTube, DeviantArt, LiveJournal, MySpace, and just about any other attention whore site you can think of. Washed-up, in her mid-thirties, addicted to Zoloft, and living off of SSI checks, she trolls the interbutts in hopes of e-fame. Veronica also likes to claim 4chan, and has stated on several occasions that she does indeed have a "personal army", lol. Plox to be telling me MOAR about this skanky drug-soaked interwebs whore!!!1122

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Racists = Retards

Article of the Now — SnowVhite

SnowVhite, AKA Veronica Boehm, is an internet tough guy that frequents YouTube, DeviantArt, LiveJournal, MySpace, and just about any other attention whore site you can think of. Washed-up, in her mid-thirties, addicted to Zoloft, and living off of SSI checks, she trolls the interbutts in hopes of e-fame. Veronica also likes to claim 4chan, and has stated on several occasions that she does indeed have a "personal army", lol. Plox to be telling me MOAR about this skanky drug-soaked interwebs whore!!!1122

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Amazing what you can pay someone a dollar to do.

Article of the Now — Brb, compromised

On the 14th December 2007 4chan's DNS was hacked and incoming connections were redirected to the website http://diditforthelulz.com -- originally there was a shitty phpBB on this site (they couldn't even set up an imageboard) and it needed more desu. After ED asked for desu they started banning anyone who posted desu.

They also set up a new subforum called "the new 4chan". Posting even a single post in that forum makes you automatically a newfag.

Homeless /b/tards should go to http://2ch.us and find a new /b/ to hang out on, there are about 50 of them, or visit ED's image board/forum Anonymuncule.

After 4chan was raeped and began redirecting to, some stupid attention whore named Angyl called up moot and offered him some a way of getting back the to domain and regaining control of 4chan. Unfortunately, this conversation only further proved that girls don't belong on the internet, as she was too fucking stupid to even name her demands. (Listen to the attempted ransoming of 4chan here!!!)

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Oh exploitable!