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| “ | Pedophiles: Does little toddler girls voice make your cock instantly rock-hard? I love little todds. But one of the things I like the most about them is their sweet little girl's voice. Just hearing them talk or prattle makes me incredible aroused. This can be found mostly in girls under 4 years old mostly and makes me insane out of lust. Everytime I hear their baby-talk voices I get instantly hard and I think I’m gonna lose control of myself. It’s incredible hard to stay focused when hearing them talking with their little twee voices. If I just could be alone with them… | „ |
| —One of the sick fucks on AnonTalk, September, 2009, [1] | ||
| “ | Pedophiles: Does little toddler girls voice make your cock instantly rock-hard? I love little todds. But one of the things I like the most about them is their sweet little girl's voice. Just hearing them talk or prattle makes me incredible aroused. This can be found mostly in girls under 4 years old mostly and makes me insane out of lust. Everytime I hear their baby-talk voices I get instantly hard and I think I’m gonna lose control of myself. It’s incredible hard to stay focused when hearing them talking with their little twee voices. If I just could be alone with them… | „ |
| —One of the sick fucks on AnonTalk, September, 2009, [2] | ||
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| “ | I play games with my little nieces Two of them are twins 5 years old and the other is 6 years old. The twins are blonde with nazel eyes and the other is got brown hair and really lovely lips (they are nice). The game I play with them has to do with tasting things; you know I get bannanas, apples, hot dogs and my DICK. My sister's house has a gameroom designed for them and it's also got a big bathroom, I sit them and tell them to close the eyes while I choose one of them to come with me into the bathroom to taste the things so that they guess what it is. Sometimes I let them taste only the bananas or the rest of the things, I tell them to lick and suck them not bite, but most of the time I place my dick in their mouth so that they suck me. Of course I cover their eyes before doing it. They are always happy playing this game and they haven't guessed yet what is the fourth thing they tasted. What do you think of this great idea, it is giving me much pleasure every day! Have you ever played similarly with kids? | „ |
| —One of the sick fucks on AnonTalk, August, 2009 ... "No, a taste test.", [3] | ||
| “ | I play games with my little nieces Two of them are twins 5 years old and the other is 6 years old. The twins are blonde with nazel eyes and the other is got brown hair and really lovely lips (they are nice). The game I play with them has to do with tasting things; you know I get bannanas, apples, hot dogs and my DICK. My sister's house has a gameroom designed for them and it's also got a big bathroom, I sit them and tell them to close the eyes while I choose one of them to come with me into the bathroom to taste the things so that they guess what it is. Sometimes I let them taste only the bananas or the rest of the things, I tell them to lick and suck them not bite, but most of the time I place my dick in their mouth so that they suck me. Of course I cover their eyes before doing it. They are always happy playing this game and they haven't guessed yet what is the fourth thing they tasted. What do you think of this great idea, it is giving me much pleasure every day! Have you ever played similarly with kids? | „ |
| —One of the sick fucks on AnonTalk, August, 2009 ... "No, a taste test.", [4] | ||
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| “ | I bet that little girls saliva is as sweet as honey I wonder how it would feel to kiss a little girl and taste her saliva and tongue. My guess is that is as sweet as honey. I would drink her baby saliva like if it was nectar. Zeus would envy me because not even on the Olympus have such a sweet nectar. | „ |
| —One of the sick fucks on AnonTalk, July, 2009, [5] | ||
| “ | I recently got a bottle of chloroform, and so my plan is to put some in a rag, and disguise myself in a long overcoat, hat, and sunglasses. I'll creep on on the girls and grab one, them quickly knock her out with the rag. Her friends will run and scream, but I'll already be running off. I've got an escape route all planned out, and while I obviously can't reveal the details on her, it's mostly through woods to a small sidestreet where I've been parking my car every day for about a month now (to eliminate any suspicion). Once I get to the car, I'll drive off, but not to my house, oh no, I've been watching my friend's house while he's in Florida for the summer. He's got a small basement, but I still plan to duct tape her arms and legs together for good measure. Obviously I can't be leaving duct tape over the mouth (how would she eat shit?), but I'll have to keep it on in the beginning while I explain things to her. I going to fuck her regardless, but it's not my main goal so I may end up using it to punish her if she's not cooperative. Eventually, she'll break, and I can almost imagine the glorious moment. I'm squatting over her, not forcing it out but enjoying the slow creep of a good turd. There is, however, a kink in my plan. How can I control the consistency of shit for the right moment? I mean, I know that watery shit tends to happen when your intestines don't absorb enough water from the waste, but even if I drink more water than I normally do in a single day, that doesn't seem to make diarrhea a done deal. I'm pretty sure that I want to make her eat a solid log, but of course I'm open to any arguments in favor of the liquid variety, and I'd be very appreciative of any resources on controlling the consistency of your shit. | „ |
| —One of the sick fucks on AnonTalk, August, 2009, [6] | ||
| “ | I recently got a bottle of chloroform, and so my plan is to put some in a rag, and disguise myself in a long overcoat, hat, and sunglasses. I'll creep on on the girls and grab one, them quickly knock her out with the rag. Her friends will run and scream, but I'll already be running off. I've got an escape route all planned out, and while I obviously can't reveal the details on her, it's mostly through woods to a small sidestreet where I've been parking my car every day for about a month now (to eliminate any suspicion). Once I get to the car, I'll drive off, but not to my house, oh no, I've been watching my friend's house while he's in Florida for the summer. He's got a small basement, but I still plan to duct tape her arms and legs together for good measure. Obviously I can't be leaving duct tape over the mouth (how would she eat shit?), but I'll have to keep it on in the beginning while I explain things to her. I going to fuck her regardless, but it's not my main goal so I may end up using it to punish her if she's not cooperative. Eventually, she'll break, and I can almost imagine the glorious moment. I'm squatting over her, not forcing it out but enjoying the slow creep of a good turd. There is, however, a kink in my plan. How can I control the consistency of shit for the right moment? I mean, I know that watery shit tends to happen when your intestines don't absorb enough water from the waste, but even if I drink more water than I normally do in a single day, that doesn't seem to make diarrhea a done deal. I'm pretty sure that I want to make her eat a solid log, but of course I'm open to any arguments in favor of the liquid variety, and I'd be very appreciative of any resources on controlling the consistency of your shit. | „ |
| —One of the sick fucks on AnonTalk, August, 2009, [7] | ||
| “ | I saw a little girl outdoors… She had pigtails and was walking around, looking behind her and up to the buildings or the sky. She looked confused and worried. Maybe she wanted me to save her from her terrible life and for us two to live together… | „ |
| —Kimmo Alm on AnonTalk, 2008, confirmed to be him by his style of constantly using the ellipsis and that there was almost no userbase on his site back then, [8] | ||
| “ | I saw a little girl outdoors… She had pigtails and was walking around, looking behind her and up to the buildings or the sky. She looked confused and worried. Maybe she wanted me to save her from her terrible life and for us two to live together… | „ |
| —Kimmo Alm on AnonTalk, 2008, confirmed to be him by his style of constantly using the ellipsis and that there was almost no userbase on his site back then, [9] | ||
| “ | [02:23] <&Sheneequa> nigger wrath [02:24] <@Ritegroic> lol wut? [02:24] <@subseven> lol [02:25] <@Ritegroic> Sheneequa I have heard rumors that you are not really black, can you clarify things? [02:26] <&Sheneequa> black as half a zebra [02:28] <@Ritegroic> Why do the east coast and west coast rappers hate each other? [02:28] <&Sheneequa> that's oldschool [02:29] <&Sheneequa> rap is a bunch of pussies now [02:29] <&Sheneequa> suburb boys [02:29] <&Sheneequa> like kanye [02:29] <@Ritegroic> What has replaced it? [02:30] <@wit> yes Sheneequa, tell us of the songs of your people So far so good, sounds convincing, but then notice the timestamp as she delays in answering. [02:31] -> [Sheneequa] PING reply 3 seconds So she was still connected just fine and very well could answer. Then several more minutes of complete silence pass before... [02:34] <@Ritegroic> Sheneequa?? [02:35] *** Sheneequa quit (Broken pipe) Time passes as Sheneequa does not return. [02:39] <@Ritegroic> damn The seed of doubt has been cast. | „ |
| “ | [02:23] <&Sheneequa> nigger wrath [02:24] <@Ritegroic> lol wut? [02:24] <@subseven> lol [02:25] <@Ritegroic> Sheneequa I have heard rumors that you are not really black, can you clarify things? [02:26] <&Sheneequa> black as half a zebra [02:28] <@Ritegroic> Why do the east coast and west coast rappers hate each other? [02:28] <&Sheneequa> that's oldschool [02:29] <&Sheneequa> rap is a bunch of pussies now [02:29] <&Sheneequa> suburb boys [02:29] <&Sheneequa> like kanye [02:29] <@Ritegroic> What has replaced it? [02:30] <@wit> yes Sheneequa, tell us of the songs of your people So far so good, sounds convincing, but then notice the timestamp as she delays in answering. [02:31] -> [Sheneequa] PING reply 3 seconds So she was still connected just fine and very well could answer. Then several more minutes of complete silence pass before... [02:34] <@Ritegroic> Sheneequa?? [02:35] *** Sheneequa quit (Broken pipe) Time passes as Sheneequa does not return. [02:39] <@Ritegroic> damn The seed of doubt has been cast. | „ |
| “ | Look, my main issue is NOT the website itself. It's just the fact that you drew those weird pictures. Um....ok...so instead of removing that one completely, you just enlarge my crotch....thanks a lot....WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST REMOVE IT??!! | „ |
| —Megan S. on Chris-chan and ED. | ||
| “ | Look, my main issue is NOT the website itself. It's just the fact that you drew those weird pictures. Um....ok...so instead of removing that one completely, you just enlarge my crotch....thanks a lot....WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST REMOVE IT??!! | „ |
| —Megan S. on Chris-chan and ED. | ||
| “ | During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet [as well as taking place in making up Global Warming]. | „ |
| — Al Gore, on CNN, March 1999 | ||
| “ | During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet [as well as taking place in making up Global Warming]. | „ |
| — Al Gore, on CNN, March 1999 | ||
| “ | I think I'll get used to using this site before I try anything though, You guys are pretty brutal. | „ |
| — User:Xandersfolly, finally a n00b learns! | ||
| “ | I think I'll get used to using this site before I try anything though, You guys are pretty brutal. | „ |
| — User:Xandersfolly, finally a n00b learns! | ||
| “ | Well I cannot believe the hate that is out there especially on this particular web site. | „ |
| —Liskula Cohen, regarding ED, being as clueless as she is skanky | ||
| “ | Well I cannot believe the hate that is out there especially on this particular web site. | „ |
| —Liskula Cohen, regarding ED, being as clueless as she is skanky | ||
| “ | If only I was a smart kid in this age of digital cameras and fancy printers on every desktop. I'd take hundreds of provocative nude photos of myself and hide them in the houses of assholes. | „ |
| —a goon | ||
| “ | If only I was a smart kid in this age of digital cameras and fancy printers on every desktop. I'd take hundreds of provocative nude photos of myself and hide them in the houses of assholes. | „ |
| —a goon | ||
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