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Featured Quotations for March 2010
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<Jdire> you know how everyone has a seam on their balls?
<Jdire> i dont
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I THINK HAITI FORGOT TO CHANGE THEIR PHONE OFF OF VIBRATE!
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I THINK HAITI FORGOT TO CHANGE THEIR PHONE OFF OF VIBRATE!
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<&WhiteMystery> while i have both peed on and been peed on by almost everyone i've ever dated, i never planned on peeing on my cats
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<&WhiteMystery> while i have both peed on and been peed on by almost everyone i've ever dated, i never planned on peeing on my cats
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Kick The Dog: Some people who are attacked really do have personality and mental disorders that haven't been taken care of well. Encyclopedia Dramatica holds nothing back for those people. Although, some actually deserve it. Like Chris-Chan.
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Kick The Dog: Some people who are attacked really do have personality and mental disorders that haven't been taken care of well. Encyclopedia Dramatica holds nothing back for those people. Although, some actually deserve it. Like Chris-Chan.
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THE INTERNET IS BIG BROTHER AND JASON FORTUNI IS A SPOKE IN THAT WHEEL ALONG WITH THE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS WHO POST INFORMATION, PICTURES, OPINIONS ETC THAT ARE SENT EVERY DAY.. THATS THE BIG PICTURE. THE INCIDENT IS INCONSEQUENCIAL TO ME.THE INTERNET IS ENJOYABLE AND EDUCATIONAL BUT ITS A GLOBAL COMMUNITY AND WE SHOULD REMEMBER THAT. THE LESSON IS IF ITS NOT RIGHT OR AGAINST THE LAW D O N T D O I T.ONCE ITS ON THE INTERNET ITS THERE IN INFINITY. THINK ABOUT IT.
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THE INTERNET IS BIG BROTHER AND JASON FORTUNI IS A SPOKE IN THAT WHEEL ALONG WITH THE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS WHO POST INFORMATION, PICTURES, OPINIONS ETC THAT ARE SENT EVERY DAY.. THATS THE BIG PICTURE. THE INCIDENT IS INCONSEQUENCIAL TO ME.THE INTERNET IS ENJOYABLE AND EDUCATIONAL BUT ITS A GLOBAL COMMUNITY AND WE SHOULD REMEMBER THAT. THE LESSON IS IF ITS NOT RIGHT OR AGAINST THE LAW D O N T D O I T.ONCE ITS ON THE INTERNET ITS THERE IN INFINITY. THINK ABOUT IT.
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- nstyr: he heard about 4chan and ED from a blog and thought he could be a cool 1337 troll
- PerpetuallyAroused: lol, probably doesn't even have the guts to stalk a woman and send her threatening letters
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- nstyr: he heard about 4chan and ED from a blog and thought he could be a cool 1337 troll
- PerpetuallyAroused: lol, probably doesn't even have the guts to stalk a woman and send her threatening letters
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[23:22] <dan> also aus is a whole diff world
[23:22] <Sheneequa> I know there's stereotypes about americans being stupid
[23:22] <Sheneequa> but man
[23:23] <Sheneequa> australians are really fucking stupid
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[23:22] <dan> also aus is a whole diff world
[23:22] <Sheneequa> I know there's stereotypes about americans being stupid
[23:22] <Sheneequa> but man
[23:23] <Sheneequa> australians are really fucking stupid
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[00:56] <Homicide> Sheneequa is hot
[00:56] <Homicide> i would bone her
[00:57] <Homicide> man in like a second
[00:57] <Homicide> i would even eat her pussy
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[00:56] <Homicide> Sheneequa is hot
[00:56] <Homicide> i would bone her
[00:57] <Homicide> man in like a second
[00:57] <Homicide> i would even eat her pussy
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<Buttsex> so how does this thing work?
<p> you type shit and then people call you a faggot
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<Buttsex> so how does this thing work?
<p> you type shit and then people call you a faggot
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Fuck, those costumes are expensive, $1049 for [a typical fursuit] and $1119 for the [a fancier fursuit] and that's the discount price. I imagine furries then spend even more to get them altered so that they have an opening in the groin area so that they can have sex while wearing them.
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Fuck, those costumes are expensive, $1049 for [a typical fursuit] and $1119 for the [a fancier fursuit] and that's the discount price. I imagine furries then spend even more to get them altered so that they have an opening in the groin area so that they can have sex while wearing them.
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To tell the truth, I’m not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to... If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying.
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To tell the truth, I’m not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to... If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying.
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I gotta go buy a shitload of fruit
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I gotta go buy a shitload of fruit
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[04:36] <Challenger> lol.. amateur philosopher
[04:36] <Challenger> if i'm standing on the shoulders of giants, i'm just trying not to shit down their backs
[04:37] <Challenger> lol, like when i invented prime numbers?
[04:37] <Challenger> i was about 19
[04:37] <Challenger> i said to my roommate
[04:38] <Challenger> "dude, there's like, certain numbers you can't get by multiplying"
[04:38] <Challenger> and he's like "yea.."
[04:38] <Challenger> he let me go on a bit
[04:38] <Challenger> probably a full 5 minutes before i figured it out
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[04:36] <Challenger> lol.. amateur philosopher
[04:36] <Challenger> if i'm standing on the shoulders of giants, i'm just trying not to shit down their backs
[04:37] <Challenger> lol, like when i invented prime numbers?
[04:37] <Challenger> i was about 19
[04:37] <Challenger> i said to my roommate
[04:38] <Challenger> "dude, there's like, certain numbers you can't get by multiplying"
[04:38] <Challenger> and he's like "yea.."
[04:38] <Challenger> he let me go on a bit
[04:38] <Challenger> probably a full 5 minutes before i figured it out
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<+xlene> PhoneEatingBear: if your going to troll omegle at least fake ur own death
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<+xlene> PhoneEatingBear: if your going to troll omegle at least fake ur own death
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