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• Categorize articles. We have a list of existing categories and a list of uncategorized articles. To add an article to a category, click that page's edit link and at the bottom of the entry, type [[Category: Category Name]] (Where "Category Name" is the relevant approved, existing category) and click "Save Page". e-points if you mention what categories you added in the summary box.
• Expand on stubs - view Stub
• Rewrite crappy articles - view Crap
• Add images to articles - view Upload
• Eliminate dead-end pages by adding links to other articles - view Deadendpages
• Review {{opentasks}} to see if there is anything else that needs to be done.

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[edit] Article of the Now

The list needs to be updated for which days had which featured articles. Nice, I never would have thought that South Ossetia would have made the main page already. I understand that it's a bit confused because ED is in crisis mode right now.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 12:40, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

• I've been away for 2.5 weeks. I'll do it tomorrow. WM 16:50, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Maybe it's just me, but...

It seems like .png graphics are failing to load on their associated pages. The AE graphic on the main page for instance, all the 'meme pog'.pngs on the Pogs page, etc. Sometimes they'll start to load and then just quit, leaving a blank space or filename. Anyone else noticed this? Just me?--Fdl 16:36, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

It's just you. Hagger 16:56, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

Let me guess...Firefox 3? --O☭B • ? • 17:16, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

Naw, 2.0.0.whatever- I haven't gone there yet. Strange. I'll figure it out. Glad it's not the site.--Fdl 17:40, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

You DO NOT WANT Firefox 3. Don't go there. Syrysly. Google Firefox 3 + sucks. Add in shit crap and fail for added lulz. --O☭B • ? • 18:05, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] I just found a friend of mine's brother (whom I've met a few times) is a major Wikipedian

I'm not linking you to his user page for privacy reasons, but fucking hell... he's not an admin, but he does have a shitload of edits. I just found his comment on a talk page and clicked it and there he was. Fucking weird.

Anyone else ever stumbled onto someone they've actually met in person's activities online without even trying to do so or looking in an area you'd expect to see them in?-Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 17:49, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Invisible!!!

IRL cloaking device unveiled.

Berkeley (CA) – The secret that allows objects to become completely invisible to the human eye has been one of the big quests of science, but remains a mystery can only be achieved through special effects in science-fiction movies. U.S. researchers now were able to actually build and define the first 3D cloaking device that can, in a limited way, achieve 3D cloaking ability. --O☭B • ? • 18:17, 12 August 2008 (CDT)

Science can't replicate the natural power cats have. Ritegroic 23:09, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

• Damn straight.--Fdl 23:44, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] YOU'RE A BIRD!

There is disagreement over whether this should be deleted or not. Can a sysop take a look at it and make a decision, kthx, so there is no moar edit warring with Template:Shit.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 11:43, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

• Keep. I saw it once or twice and even though it's a failed forced meme, it's got moar substance to it than TOUCHDOWN THURMAN THOMAS type memes. Plus, the fact that it's actually being debated gives it some merit.

--O☭B • ? • 14:23, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

• Keep - It's sort of ephemeral and random and was only on /b/ for a moment, but it's not a shit-template level article by any means... and I don't want deletionist tendencies migrating to ED from the boring fucks who take everything too seriously. --Spacey 14:45, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
• Useful - When Template:Crap just doesn't get the point across but you still want someone else to second with Template:Baleetplz, then the most effective way to insult the author in the meantime is with Template:Shit. Miqrogroove 18:14, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] When It's Funny But You Don't Know Why...

Is it safe to ask? WTF IS THIS Miqrogroove 18:01, 13 August 2008 (CDT)

I have no idea.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 07:16, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Wow, I wonder what noble soul donated $2,500

Maybe there's some lover of lulz and Mudkips out there with unlimited disposable income that figured they could handle the loss. whoever you are, we thank you and salute you for your patriotism. HedgeJew 08:54, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Seconded. And may the lulz and drama continue to flow for a long time to come. Let's drink to that, EDiots.

--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 09:00, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Over 9000 internets to this winrar.--Lulzercaust^molest 11:18, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

I mentioned it to a friend, who also suggested that our donator of $2,500 stole his parents' credit card to do it. Well, from our perspective, their sacrifice shall not be in vain. HedgeJew 15:57, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

AWWWWRIIIIGHT! Hail Anonymou$!--Fdl 18:38, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

I would like to shake his/her hand. Then maybe have sex with it. --Todd_McCloud^{\Talk plox} 18:52, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

God has smiled upon us, this day. The fate of lulz, in our haaaands and blessed be the donator he, who stole the card with all his bravery, so that the righteous might staand. We saw the distant flames, they bellowed in the night. But when he gets grounded, and cannot carry on, though he dies LA RESISTANCE LIVES ON! -CrimsonSamurai

I did it for the lulz.--Guise

[edit] REJOICE

Thanks to all who donated.

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  ^▪TALK▪

• Flawless Victory, in a Christian boyband album cover sort of way. Miqrogroove 19:30, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Cell/b/ratin' t/i/emz /r/ /nao/

But yeah, sorry for not having money to be sending the lulz this time, but maybe next crisis. --In Before Blood ^Shard - _Life 11:20, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Can someone revert and ræp

The faggot that vandalised Template:WP. Then protect the template.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 12:39, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Also, whilst a sysop is here, This should really be moved to the mainspace as a notable well known meme at the title Massimo D'Alema which is currently a redirect and the memes template updated.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 13:04, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

• • Just copy and paste it saying which page its from in the edit summary.--Lulzercaust^molest 13:31, 14 August 2008 (CDT)
    • I've done so, but the memes template needs updating. God damn I wish I could just have the sysop tools to do stuff like that.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 15:41, 14 August 2008 (CDT)
      • And that's twice today SecurityBot has reverted non-vandalism from me. Does SecurityBot not have a user whitelist which my name can be added to?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 15:48, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

• • • • • What vandalism on the WP template? It's already protected. I'll add the Massimo article to memes.

--O☭B • ? • 16:16, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

• • • • • • Avril vandalism.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:42, 14 August 2008 (CDT)
            • • • • • • • • • • • • • • You mean the fact that there's a TOW Portal template on the Avril page? --O☭B • ? • 17:09, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] LULZ-MACHINE UNLIMITED SUPER FUNK-TASTIC EXPRESS

Westboro Baptists to picket Scilon Isaac Hayes

Quote: Hope Prsbyterian Church - Isaac Hayes has NO HOPE 8500 Walnut Grove Road Dying time is truth time, and the truth is Isaac Hayes was given a gift from the very hand of God, and he never ONE TIME used that gift to serve the True and Living God. He used it to serve himself (the lusts of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life!). Just like his forefather, Cain and his evil offspring, check this out: Genesis 4:16 ¶ And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden. 17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch. 18 And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech. 19 ¶ And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah. 20 And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in tents, and of such as have cattle. 21 And his brother?s name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ. 22 And Zillah, she also bare Tubalcain, an instructer of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubalcain was Naamah. And like Cain's other brats, Isaac Hayes is in hell. AMEN! -| »⇔«¿ 16:04, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

• I've said it many times before: You don't have to agree with the Westboro Baptist Church, but you've got to admit; they're some pretty impressive trolls. ~ endedrural _(talk) 02:07, 14 August 2009 (CDT)

[edit] Butthurt AIM conversations

Anyone else getting AIM messages / MSN messages from people butthurt about ED and trying to get members to stop contributing? --Todd_McCloud^{\Talk plox} 18:54, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

Is this motivated by our death-sentence commutation, do you think? Post the lulziest plz!--Fdl 19:05, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

No. But then again, the people who are on my contacts lists either don't know about ED, don't care about it enough to hate it, or actually like it. Yes, do post. I may need a good laugh. HedgeJew 19:14, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Is anyone else getting this?

Discuss. --Lolinnernets 02:39, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

I've seen it happen a few times when Securitybot automatically reverts vandalism, and the revert comes before the act. May explain why the article didn't change when I went to look at your edit. Solaceinchaos 03:00, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

Yes, I also see the same thing on the recent-changes page, exactly as shown on the image. In Encyclopædia Sovietica, new user overrules host. --Htr 03:30, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

Perhaps something to do with caching? --V'iLLiN 04:04, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• Yep. Not much we can do about it. Leads to confusing edit summaries and sometimes the bot can't revert vandalism because of it. WM 10:51, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Swirl face

Got sentenced today. --| »⇔«¿ 09:18, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• brb jail.--Lulzercaust^molest 11:09, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• Updated the article with this new info. --Spacey 15:26, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• "paedophile" LOL Wait. He was fined a thousand pounds? WTF Miqrogroove 19:36, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] OMG

Can someone please revert and raep the Zodiac Template Vandal???? Whole Wheat Toast 15:04, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

Also, you guys know how to salt pages? Whole Wheat Toast 15:04, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

We just permanently protect and blank them.-Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:16, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

An easier way is to create a page, lock it, then transclude the pages you don't want to be created onto the page. Whole Wheat Toast 21:25, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

We already have a page like that. {{wasteland}} used to send them there. Howevar, I don't recall where it's at User:WhiteMystery knows.. --O☭B • ? • 03:20, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Compromise

Hello. I formally apologize for being such an idiot, edit waring and the rest, and per talks at Talk:Avril Lavigne with some other users, I'd like to join the ED clan. Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain advised me to ask here for the Avril Lavigne page, so could someone please restore it to this version, which I wrote as a compromise. I get now that ED isn't the place for my Avril obsession, and besides, trying to make ED an Avril shrine is like sprinkling glitter on shit - pointless. Thank you very much. :) ALT 15:35, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• Fuck you to death. --kh/ what 17:26, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

Aw come on, man, hear her out! The Zodiac Template Vandal is the one who we need to fuck with. Whole Wheat Toast 21:32, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Faggot on Deceased Wikipedians

Lol. Check the fag and his gay lover. We should add that to Deceased Wikipedians. Maybe even a seperate Jeffpw article would be best. What do you think guise?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:14, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

It looks like this guy Jeff died not long after his gay lover Isaac died. Seriously. There's photos of themselves on Wikipedia and everything. Isaac died in late June. [1] Jeff died just a few days ago. [2] Curious that they should die within a such short space of time? Maybe one had AIDS and one became an hero? Weird. I think we could really, really use an article on this. Thoughts? Also, I lol'd at this...

I think some Grin Reaper shoops are required for the photos of the two homosexual men.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:32, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• I guess they shouldn't have invited him to the wedding...--Fdl 19:07, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• Awesome thanks. I should probably add those to Deceased Wikipedians giving a brief explanation of the story.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 19:35, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• Also, it'd be awesome if we could email this to Fred Phelps. It'd be lulzy but I doubt they'd reply.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 19:50, 15 August 2008 (CDT)

• Deceased Wikipedians updated.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 06:07, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] I need a third opinion

Should this edit be undone? I'm not going to do it myself, because I would actually like a third opinion. I think there was nothing wrong with what was written - disrespecting the dead is a common practice on ED - take a look at any of the an hero articles.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 12:03, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

• It's kind of a tossup. Maybe he was killed by Iranain Quds agents for fagging it up in Iran? It reads a bit like like a regular obit with some barbs thrown in for good measure. Was he that important in the grand scheme of things? Was he an asshole wannabe admin? Also, the third party AIDS is a bit OTT since he had nothing to do with TOW drama, lulz or faggotry. Maybe you could put something in about he gets seated on the TOW deatplane and the Anthrax killer doesn't.

Ocarachter that doesn't render in various browsersB • ? • 13:13, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] moot, pagan, Dolmen Grove

So I was reading the article pagan and there was a link to a website of the pagan group Dolmen Grove. And on the front page a link stuck out that said, Moots. So I clicked it and...

"POOLE

"The Dolmen Grove Poole Moot is held on the 3rd Tuesday of [blah blah continues on]"

Maybe this answers the mystery why moot won't answer email. Ritegroic 19:02, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

• I used to live in Poole for a bit. Nothing remotely /b/tarded about it. Moar like "Village of the Damned".

O☭B • ? • 19:14, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

• I think I've been through Poole whilst trying to get Holland or France.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 20:33, 16 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] This needs moar article

/i/ is planning to raid the cock out of emo websites. also look at their policies and guidelines,
"Grawp =

• permab& "

LOOOOL. -- Lolinnernets ^talk_contribs 03:04, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

Where does it mention Grawp? Funny how Anonymous is kinda at war with itself as well as attacking outside forces, though.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 08:45, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

• I think it was on the style guide, can't find it now. ps i blame PROJECT CHANOLOGY. -- Lolinnernets ^talk_contribs 11:33, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] PROJECT CHANOLOGY - no protest this month?

What happened, has it finally fallen apart?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 17:31, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

There was, but the numbers are so small that it might as well be over. Some anons are saying that numbers will be better in the fall, but holy wishful thinking batman. Protest is over. ShitsSoCash 18:17, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

Well, exactly. At first, Chanology had the attention of the entire world of imageboard users. But then people got bored with it, and started to criticise those involved with it and the idea of Anonymous as a group that could achieve powerful things was ridiculed from within the group itself (I have noticed that Anonymous is pretty much always in a state of 'civil war' as people on the chans etcetera attack each others' views very frequently), and the growing use of terms like 'moralfag' and 'facefag' along with general consensus that with no leader, no structure and no organisation, like all things that have had their 15 minutes of fame, the masses have moved on and only a relatively small proportion of those who were originally involved are still active in the original aim, which is now seen by many as ridiculous unwarranted self-importance.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 19:55, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

Not to mention dramarama and people freaking out over OSA getting their dox. Occupational hazard, people, it's pretty naive to think it couldn't happen to you. ps, anonymous DOES have leaders it just makes better PR to say otherwise.

Well, Chanology has leaders. Anonymous doesn't per se.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 14:14, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Advertisements

In the past few days, the only advertisements I've been getting are of naked women and penis enlargers. WTF? Is this happening to other people or does the internet just hate me? -- Cargirl 15:08, 18 August 2008 (EDT)

• It's not just your computer. I think ED is too controversial for other companies to advertise here, so the operators of this site have to resort to porn ads for financial support. overthere 20:26, 18 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Ad networks are scared away from sites full of NIGGER JEW COCKS COCKS COCKS and therefore our options are fairly limited. --kh/ what 20:42, 18 August 2008 (CDT)
    • What if you got advertisements from blogs such as "The Daily Nigger"?, they would surely love all that. -- Lolinnernets ^talk_contribs 02:38, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
• What's wrong with ads of "naked women and penis enlargers". I see them and go "finally, advertisements relevant to my interests." Ritegroic 08:59, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Well, I don't have a penis and I can see a naked woman whenever I want. I don't LIKE to see it whenever I want, and I especially don't like to see naked women who aren't either A) making food, or B) myself. -- Cargirl 10:05, 19 August 2008 (EDT)

Is this a debate about naked women? I'm pro-naked women. Just felt like I needed to throw that out there. Also, my penis is fucking tiny, so I like to see my options in that department. Sgt. Cowboy 09:17, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

• I don't need my penis enlarged. It's of more than adequate length and girth as it is. Or at least some of the girls I've fucked have told me that. Feels good man.-Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 10:43, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

Cargirl does have a point. As a man, I hate to see naked dudes. Most porn seems not to understand this concept: "No dix in da pix". ... Er hold on, Cargirl you like to see naked women making food? Ritegroic 12:01, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

• I don't give a shit about what she wears, as long as I get food. If there's a naked man around willing to make food, though, I'd undoubtedly prefer it. Regardless, I'm a bit uncomfortable seeing tits in da pix, and probably would be so seeing dix in da pix too for that matter. Right now, there's some lesbians making out under a banner that's tempting me to "FIND SECKS IN JEW YORK!!11!1!". New York is 1700 miles away. I'd rather find secks where I live, and I'd rather find it IRL. Doesn't Google Ads like, track your shit and then put up relevant ones? -- Cargirl 15:06, 19 August 2007 (EDT)

• Lol, yeah. Who the fuck takes ads seriously anyway? I'd fuck this chick though, she's hawt. (just on the right there) ---------------------->

--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 15:13, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

• Cargirl, what if the tits are on a guy? heh. Ritegroic 15:48, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

• • Dude, WTF? How would YOU feel about tits on a dude? Seriously. -- Cargirl 18:41, 19 August 2008 (EDT)

[edit] Personal vendetta against ED

Encyclopedia Parodia. He has also been making personal army requests on Unfunnypedia, see his contributions here, apparently he is a "refugee". He also thinks that Uncyclopedia and us actually give a shit about each other. Fun fact: Everything on his page is copied from here, from the netspeak to the templates. -- Lolinnernets ^talk_contribs 16:56, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

• Fail. --kh/ what 16:57, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
  • Yeah, like ten articles. -- Lolinnernets ^talk_contribs 17:06, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
    • It's OK, that wiki was just raped.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 17:24, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
      • <3 GRAWP --Drunkenlazybastard 18:17, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

The vandals are using http://internet-srs.biz as a shock site. That site is gone and replaced with a spam doorway page. Ritegroic 17:54, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

• fun, need more pages to rape tho. --V'iLLiN 08:15, 20 August 2008 (CDT)

Everyone try to stay away from the Main Page of EP, or you will be seduced by my attempt on subliminal messaging and goatse... Whole Wheat Toast 19:15, 20 August 2008 (CDT)

They're so fucking paranoid, everything there is locked! Whole Wheat Toast 19:36, 20 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Phelps the swimmer and those other Phelps

More should be made of this, it is clearly not a coincidence http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:God_hates_fags#IRL_trolls --Xenutu 19:04, 19 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Recent bizarre dog-cloning story has a predictably ugly background

Did you heard the one about the redneck who had five clones of her favorite pit-bull terrier made in Korea and claimed it was a fucking service dog (service = psychopathically attacking and threatening people who have caused me no offence and done me no harm, and not even on my own property?). Mammamiaomg put this link on ED:Needed. Don't think it is worth an article, but a predictable and interesting sequel.PatrickBateman 07:51, 20 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Sarah Saga

I want this article fix'd up and attacked with full force in face ass and vagina stat. This is one of the most lulz ridden things to hit us within the last year plus.

I am asking you loyal dramacrats to screen cap every LJ article written about this, save and upload all the Something Awful pix in the thread about her, and generally make this article beautiful. Potentially, I would say, this can be one of the top 5 articles we will host. The absolute bat fuck insanity is palpable.

Your fealty in this task, if you complete it, will be generously rewarded. See This.

Goodnight, and goodluck. --Drunkenlazybastard 03:06, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

[edit] MysteryBot 2.0

Hello all. I'm testing a complete rewrite of MysteryBot which I've been working on for a while to fix a lot of the problems with the original bot. It's nearly done and I have it up in testing mode here. If you see the bot acting up at all or not reacting like normal, please leave me a note so I can fix it. WM 10:09, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

it seems to be working better than it has in the past. i've noticed recently that it will revert suspected vandalism but not ban said vandal for a while. --Drunkenlazybastard 11:57, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

• I noticed the same thing, so I changed the way and priority of how it handles banning while it's reverting vandalism. It should catch vandals quicker than it used to, then get back to the reversions. The auto-revert threshold is still a little high in my mind, I'm probably going to make it about 10% more strict. WM 12:01, 21 August 2008 (CDT)

• Awesome. zOMG HEARTIEZ <3 :) --Drunkenlazybastard 12:04, 21 August 2008 (CDT)