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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Threat
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The threat level determines ED's current level of threat from internet terror. This helpful template is brought to you and maintained by a special committee of trained professionals who decide just how much danger Encyclopedia Dramatica is about to face from the horrors of the Internets.
Anyone, including you, can change the current threat level by editing this page. However, the image must either be reasonably close to 150x50px or scale easily to those dimensions, and it must actually be a valid threat level, resembling the format of one of the following.
You are also welcome to create and upload new threat levels, but be sure to add it to the gallery below when you have done so. If you wish to fine-tune existing threat levels, you will need to get on irc fgt and ask a sysop to remove it from ED:PT/M, as these images are generally protected.
[edit] Threat Levels
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 AAHHHRUHURRRRGHUYGHGHH |
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 white alert |
 Ancient Egypt |
 Shahadah |
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 ZOMG HAET MACHINZ |
 Armagideon |
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 Hackers on Asteroids |
 Bhutto autopsy |
 Threat of Space Furries |
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 Some sort of loli battle machine |
 Boring |
 Camping for Brawl |
 XyriX |
 Jenna Bush, lulz |
 Don't say his name |
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 Catnarok |
 Fucking total chaos |
 Obama Threat |
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 Nigger alert |
 Compromised |
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 Divide by 0 |
 Elevated |
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 Forced Milhouse |
 Fresh |
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 GAY |
 Guarded |
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 Smooth Criminal |
 Hendrix |
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 High |
 Hoax |
 If we took a holiday... |
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 Good times |
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 Commie invasionImage:Long_cat.gif|Longcat |
 Server Unavailable |
 Low |
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 This is an All Lulz Bulletin! |
 Manta's hunting animal molesters |
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 Neocon warmonglers |
 Bring back my bike nigga! |
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 NO U |
 Old meme |
 Pedobear Threat |
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 Perez |
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 Pink sock. |
 In honor of a late kitty |
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 Severe |
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 ♥Sexy♥ |
 IMMA CHARGIN MAH THREAT LEVEL |
 Slimy Manipulation |
 Sloooow |
 another silly one |
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 /wrists |
 TARP!!!1111 |
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 We're all doomed. |
 Caturday |
 Lol D34GL3 |
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 Democracy |
 Data sez: fgsfds |
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 Happy snake is happy |
 Hell Kitty |
 Hungry |
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 Kitsch |
 Lean |
 Sieg Heil? |
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 Chris Neil |
 Darth Pigeon |
 Newfag |
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 Oh Shit! |
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 Ted Danson |
 Thirsty |
 Time's Up! |
 Tits |
 Oh Noes! Watch Out! |
 DJ Ytask |
 Soon. |
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 weegee; strictly reserved for extreme threat levels |
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 Bawks threat |
 Xenu is coming |
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 Good article threat |
 Limethetan |
 Marcabs |
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 Enturbulated |
 Xenu says "Fuck you!" |
 Boil'em Mash'em Stick'em in a stew. |
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 It's Hammer Time! |
