ED Porn Challenge

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

This picture would make you lose the challenge.

This picture would not make you lose the challenge even if you were picturing him naked right now.

It counts. You lose.

Encyclopedia Dramatica's content is pretty diverse. It's full of contributions from fags, furries, chanfags, butthurt lolcows, and you. There are at least 100 (maybe even over 9000) pages on this wiki. A few people noticed that it's pretty hard to press the "Random Page" link on the side navigation bar and not find something with pornography or at least some sort of nudity. Lannister invented this game.

[edit] The Game

So, the challenge is simple. Here's how you do it:

1. Click the "Random page" link that's on the left navigation bar.
2. Look at the pictures on the page. Is there nudity? You lose.
3. No nudity? You haven't lost yet
4. Click the "Random page" link again.
5. Count the number of pages you can go to before you hit nudity.
6. Don't be a Lazy Ass. Scroll around on the page to make sure you don't miss a stray dong or vagoo
7. You will always lose eventually. Playing this game is how at least one person discovered hai2u
8. repeat steps 3 and 4
9.  ?????????
10. PROFIT!

[edit] Extra Considerations

1. Illustrated nudity counts
2. Pictures baring only Asses count
3. Ascii nudity doesn't count.
4. Nobody cares about your high score. Not even people on irc.
5. Mudkips are adorable, even when being fucked in the ass.
6. harbl will get you every time.
7. repeat steps 3 and 4
8.  ??????????
9. PROFIT!

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ASCII Goatse is an exception to every Internet rule!!

• As you can clearly see, ASCII goatse can manipulate
  every last rule of this game, just as the real goatse
  can manipulate ass flesh.
• You can't lose when ASCII goatse is around.

[edit] Opposition to the ED Porn Challenge

An example of the AIDS that is adding lulz to killing ED

Another example of the AIDS that is killing ED, just in case you were ambiguated by the first example.

Are you opposed to the ED Porn Challenge?
Are you opposed to porn?
Do you think that there should be less porn on ED to leave more room for long articles about PROJECT CHANOLOGY, LiveJournalists, DevianTARTs, Wikipedians, Uncyclopedians and other l33t lulz?

Then stand proud and leave a link to your userpage below;