ED Sysops Active Duty Roster
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This ED Sysops Active Duty Roster is the ED Community's one-stop-shop for day-to-day assistance on ED matters large and small and will provide a list of which Gods on the roster are currently available to listen to your daily whining, whinging, bitching and /r/s for HALP unlocking templates and such.
ED's God Squad will post here on a semi-regular basis to let you know who's around, available, how grumpy they are and the best person to talk to in areas relevant to your interests. It will also serve to notify you whether they can be contacted via email, AIM and/or ED IRC regarding your areas of retardation.
Please do not abuse this 911 service -we don't want to hear about how cold your French fries are or who is currently hurting your delicate feelings.
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Current
The following is a list of current active ED Sysops. Their levels of activity may vary but as of August 2009, all have been sighted on the wiki, on ED IRC and/or on the super secret admin mailing list.
The Sysops designated as senior Sysops are only marked as such for the purpose of help pertaining to ED history, traditions and larger policy issues that newer Sysops may be unfamiliar with. Do not attempt to kiss-up to these old farts or try and question the authority of another Sysop by going over his or her head. More often than not, you'll find that a senior Sysop is of a much nastier disposition than his fellow admins and will banhammer you back to the Stone Age for mod sass.
Mostly Around
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- Dys (Faggotry Czar)
- Kazantzakis aka Dan (ED Forums Führer)
- Killhamster (senior Sysop, NewPages Nazi)
- Yirimyah aka Yiri (senior Sysop, ED Mailing List Mullah, King of ED IRC)
- Sheneequa (senior Sysop, A good place to direct questions)
- Wit (ED Potato Nigger, ED Forums Factotum)
Sometimes Around
- Drunkenlazybastard aka dlb on IRC (senior Sysop)
- Endedrural
- HedgeJew
- iicatsii
- JailBait (Senior sysop)
- Pink Poodle (Gaming Czarina)
- Raspberry Rush (ED's Kangaroo Court Bailiff) (Does ED:MYK
- Ritegroic
- ShitsSoCash (Forumfag)
- WhiteMystery (senior Sysop, master of MysteryBot)
- Subseven (Señor Salmuera del Fuego) (Does ED:VOTN)
- Weev (Asshole Czar)
Rarely/Never Around
- Chankachankaboo (sexy senior Citizen, Chanology Portal Czarina)
- Chunkmunky
- Crazyconan
- DCY (Non gender-specific YouTube Czar)
- Ezra
- Hoveround (Grammar/Spelling/Formatting Tinkerer, n00b wrangler, bureaucracy-addict)
- Lateral
- ODB
- Penni-piper (Main Page Nazi, ED Bebo)
- PieAreSquare
- Pierced (Gaming Czar)
- SchmuckyTheCat (senior Oldfag, contact me via email, your mom knows how to get a hold of me too.)
- That Thing There aka TTT
- Todd McCloud
- Weatherman
Czars
ED also has a number of ED Czars. These are ED Sysops and trusted EDiots who have volunteered to help in a number of specialised areas including the running and maintenance of things like images, templates and ED's various Portals for fanboy stuff like Portal:DeviantART, Portal:YouTube and Portal:Chans. Please visit the CZAR page if you want to sign up for duty working on the area of your expertise.
Clocking In
| Policy This article defines official ED Policy. Shortcut: ED:ADR |
Week starting November 16th, 2009
- Dys: Available
- Usually in #wiki
- Endedrural: Available
- Kazantzakis: Available
- IRC: dan
- Forums: dan
- Killhamster: Available
- OptimusPrimacy: brb, IRL. I'm currently busy making Jew Golds for the Russian Mafia Monday thru Saturday. Since all Russians are paranoid, any Internets requiring cookies is b&. As is IRC. This load of bollocks runs thru Thanksgiving.
- IRC: Sunday only for now. Nick is OldDirtyBtard or ODB.
- AIM: penisknuckle -w/ends only.
- Forums: Nope
- Pink Poodle: IRL crap, will still respond though. Will return fully mid-December.
- Sheneequa: Available
- Yiri: Semi-available
- IRC: always on IRC everywhere under yiri
Contact
- If you have a problem with an article on ED about you, we can arrange an arbitration hearing on ED IRC. Please see Raspberry Rush to schedule an arbchat.
- ED IRC: Get on irc fgt.
- TJC
- Sysop's talk page
- This article's talk page
- Special:EmailUser/(sysop name)
- ED Users' List
- ED Forums' ED board

