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This page is a WARZONE — It is highly unlikely that there are lulz between the e-bullets, but seasoned Æ veterans can be expected to clean it up once the retarded participants stop their editing.

The level of the room at EDF

ED Forums are the official forums for the Encyclopedia Dramatica community at large.

EDF users

Typical #forum "conversation".

ED Forums went live in late 2009 after the discovery of a 1337 forumfag named Dan (a refugee from Stile Project's forums) amongst the ranks of ED's multi-talented Sysop crew. ED Forums are a green company, powered entirely by pure, unadulterated lulz.

ED Forums are free of charge and welcome one and all regardless of race, breed or colour. However, all the really cool kids hang out in the super secret Paid Members Only forums where they can trade barbs on a variety of boards and get ODB dong pix in exchange for information leading to a reliable Opium dealer.

“	EDF is the poor man's SA	„
—CazXsom, A brief description of the EDF.

User population ratio between ED Forums and SA Forums at any given time

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Layout

On any given day, you may find something that resembles dog pooop.

Congratulations to Miss EDF winner: Uno!

“	dan, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are you colorblind?	„
—Sherrod weighs in on the question of EDF's color theme.

The EDF forums have undergone several incarnations regarding the overall look of the site. Pretty much every layout has been retardedly put together by Dan because he feels like he is a master of graphic design. Other themes have been shamelessly stolen off of torrent sites, but since nobody has a current working theme for the forum's software version, all of these ill-gotten themes fail miserably. The current theme, one of complete madness, bears a striking resemblance to either a Star Trek forum where all the users snort airplane glue, or a shitty Geocities site circa 1997. The only thing misssing from the abomination are cursor chasers that look like sparkly comets.

This failure of design will continue until such a time as a real artist is put in charge of the forum, Dan goes completely blind and cannot make edits to the forum's templates, or when somebody buys the forum a custom theme. Since purchasing a custom theme can run a administrator several hundreds of dollars, that option seems to be off the table pending a lottery win by the forums owner.

As of now, the users keep suffering...

Forums

Swear Word Filter

To make your ED Forums lurking experience more enjoyable, we provided a list of our swear word filter substitutes and the actual words they substitute.

Filter	Actual
emma and julia	Faggot
Mac user	faggot
cuddle	rape
President	nigger
greedy banker	kike
friendly businessman	jew
basketball player	NIGGER
hard worker	SPIC
money lender	KIKE
friendly bank owner	JEW
mathemetician	gook
alcoholic	mick
nice man who likes his bowl of noodles	GOOK
furry	furfag
pedophiles in fursuits	babyfur
Welfare recipient	Nigger
deaf 14yo girl youre all fucking infatuated with	DestinyMew

Main Forums

Dramatis Personæ - Exceptional and universal. An all encompassing forum of characters, cool kids, clowns and criminals. A board where juvenile EDiots like to discuss intellectual topics such as wondering what vagina tastes like, understanding that they will never truly know.
Encyclopædia Dramatica - Discussion about the internet phenomenon EncyclopediaDramatica.com
Movie Night - Discuss which crappy movie you would like to see. Movie Night is Saturday, so post your suggestions and opinions early in the week.
Collaboration - Got an idea for the wiki but you aren't sure? Have a huge block of text but you need help? This is the forum where we can all work together for a better ED.
Space Ghetto - Post all your AWESOME images and pictures here!
Skarfin Material -You like food. We know this.
The Hall of Æpic - Where threads go to die. The legendary and lulzy home of the Hall of Fame and Hall of Shame thræds.
Beefs - Do you have a problem with Encyclopedia Dramatica? Post about it here...so that we can take care of it. Also, we promise not to laugh at you.

Paid Member Forums

Moot loves Casual Friday

Articles

News - Bizarre, gross, awesome and generally lulzy happenings from around the world.
Culture - Are you writing something that doesn't quite fit within the scope of ED? Post it here! Stories are welcome too.

Portals

Beyond the usual forumfaggotry, ED Forums provides yakkin' space to discuss specific topics that are relevant to ED's interests for full and seamless integration with the wiki itself.

~~This is the type of shenanigans that go on daily.~~ Shit is fake, don't believe it. Ever.

EDF in one image or less

Sock Puppets

It's estimated that at least two thirds of all accounts registered on EDF are sockpuppets, mostly belonging to banned users. Of course instead of just taking their ban like a man they act like the faggots they truly are and use their sockpuppet armies in a attempt to get a mod to bawww. But to no ones surprise they fail at using a proxy and not realizing mods have the ability to see their ip address which always results in lulz.

Other Notable Forum Mentions

Memes

Forced Memes on EDF are created in the blink of an eye.

Hot ass to ass action.

Moderators

Cash and his boyz posing for their KZ website.

Mod sass doesn't just earn bans: it earns infamy and shame.

Alfonso The Monk - A member that sucked a lot of cawk to eventually became a mod. Spams his shit approval message everywhere.
Cash - asshole, gives away prizes for doing dumb shit on occasion. Also bought an ad to call D-Malice fat. People hate him so much that ED made 660 bucks just to get him banned.
ero - Cuddleslut moralfag ircop. Usually.
Kazantzakis - IRL tough-guy and fairly decent writer of stories and forum law.
Pink Poodle - pink MMO dog.
Poly - internet hero.
~~Rob~~ Wit - Mod and the anally retentive cunt that bitches about NSFW and thread tags as if EDiots have jobs.
Sheneequa - lives at the ED5 castle.
Subseven - User Of The Month. Every month.

Faggots

Berserk - "Damn Sullysadface you got some girth man." [2]
D-Malice - DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK. STILL thinks EDF is his Twitter.
DestinyMew - LOLWUT
Kyphon - "mthrfkn, you shall forever be known as an Oath-Breaker." [3]
Lookman - EDF's EFG.
Moon beam 750 - EDF's first lolcow.
Myr - Shemale.
SteveJoe - He had a warm welcome back
SullySadface - He fucked a potato, came on it, ~~and ate it~~ Did not eat the ones he fucked OR came on. (See Gallery)

Non-Mod Bitches

Gencdo - /b/tard'd UK female, attractive and likes being choked and Rule 34'ing with plank screws.
KittyLoaf -
~~Niamea~~~ Anemia - Nazi loli.
Ramero - Puppy.
Thuzadian - [22:28:47] <%Thuzadian> does anyone want to write me in the edf article under "non-mod bitches?"
Uno - Recently blinded the forums; most are still trying to rid themselves of the horror by any means necessary.

EDF IRC

The forums' very own channel, #forum is where users go to chat about all things EDF. Just like most IRC networks, conversations generally dissolve in to meaningless diatribes and flaming faggotry.

#forum was where the famous EDF movie night was first conceived. Previous movie nights have included such classics as "Twilight" and "Power Rangers". Users engage in deep debates on the the films as well as intelligent critiques. lolno but seriously they all just sit around on their computers and try to make witty comments about the movie to gain e-respect from some other fat nerd on the other end or type in all caps. Think MST3K but without the wit or funniness. It's pretty sad, really.

Gallery

lol Myr

The original Casual Friday dead girl.

FUCK YEAH! IT'S CASUAL FRIDAY!

CASUAL FRIDAY OMNOMNOM	GUNDAM HOLOCAUST SUNDAY!! Because Sundays need some loving, too.	Lens flare can change your epic failure to AWESOME!!!1	User Nigrakringle, as drawn by Kittyloaf.
User Rice	User Anitude and KittyLoaf	Lulzy showing how bad-ass he is.	EDF in a nutshell.
Alfonso's Seal of Approval	Don't know if want or not.	Klondikebar showing us the width of the HUEG cock he sucked sometime Last Thursday.	The Lookman Chronicles #1
An innocent and unassuming handful of potatoes.	Microwave preparation of the potatoes.	Fuck you potatoes you're going to so get that shit right now.	Stay the fuck away from the potatoes cat or I'll cut your other ear off.
A potato is just like a vagina.	Edible cockrings.	Sully's smegma squeezing out from under his glan and over his bunched-up foreskin.	More edible cockrings.
Scully's, EDF penis shield.	What's a potato dish without some gravy? (Notice that ~~Jews did not steal Sully's foreskin~~ Sully is an uncircumcised savage.)	Eating the potato with his gravy mix of sadness and shame.	Sully, EDF spud fucker of the year!
Berserk wants to feel Sully's thick, uncut cock throbbing inside him. [1]	The power of ClickBangPop brought this ad to 948882 people in one day.	For only $100, you can ban a mod!	A big dickhead's small dickhead.
Ass2Ass featuring your 2 favorite users!!	As explained by Flu, the only way to take Uno