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ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

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The original image macro from the Something Awful forums circa 2001
The original image macro from the Something Awful forums circa 2001
Archaic form
Archaic form
 
 
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
 

 

—Jules

 
 
ΑΓΓΛΙΚΑ, MAΛAKA! ΤΑ ΜΙΛΑΣ;!
 

 

—Ιούλιος

 
 
ANGLÈS, FILL DE PUTA! EL PARLES?
 

 

—Juli

 
 
¡INGLÉS, HIJO DE PUTA! ¿LO HABLAS?
 

 

—Julio

 
 
?TI-KAEPS-UOY-OD !REKCUFREHTOM ,HSILGNE SDRAWKCAB
 

 

—seluJ

 
 
ENSKA, MÓÐURRIÐILL! TALARU HANA?
 

 

—Jón

 
 
ENGELSK, DIN MORSKNULLER! SNAKKER DU DET?
 

 

—Julius

 
 
ENGELSKA, DIN MORSKNULLARE! TALAR DU DET?
 

 

—Julius

 
 
ENGELSK, DIN MORKNEPPER! TALER DU DET?
 

 

—Julius

 
 
?ANAH UÐRALAT, RIÐRESRUÐÓM, AKSNE KABÁRUTFA
 

 

—suílúJ

 
 
ENGELS, MOEDERNEUKER! SPREEK JE HET?
 

 

—Julian

 
 
ENGLISCH, MUTTERFICKER! SPRICHST DU DAS?
 

 

—Julian

 
 
L'INGLESE, FIGLIO DI PUTTANA! LO PARLI?
 

 

—Jules

 
 
ENSKA, MÓÐURSERÐIR! TALARÐU HANA?
 

 

—Júlíus

 
 
英语, 干你娘! 你会说吗?
 

 

—常旺

 
 
英語、くそたれ!できるかい?
 

 

—ジューレス

 
 
BASTARD ENGLISH, SASSENACH! D'YE NAE SPEAK IT?
 

 

—Some Black Bastard

 
 
INGLÊS, FILHO DA PUTA! VOCÊ FALA!?
 

 

—Júlio

 
 
АНГЛІЙСЬКА, ВИБЛЯДКУ! ТИ РОЗМОВЛЯЄШ НЕЮ?
 

 

—Джулс

 
 
ANGOLUL, A KURVA ANYÁD! TE BESZÉLSZ ÚGY?
 

 

—Gyula

 
 
LINGUAM ANGLICAM, O OEDIPE! LOQUERISNE EAM?
 

 

—Julius Caesar

 
 
ANGREZI, MADAR-CHOD! BOLTA HAI TU?
 

 

—Jishnu

 
 
LA ANGLAN, PATRINFIKISTO? ĈU VI PAROLAS ĜIN?
 

 

—Ĵulĉjo

 
 
ANGIELSKI, MATKOJEBCO! MÓWISZ NIM?
 

 

—Julek

 
 
АНГЛИСКИ, МАЈКОЕБАЧ! ГО ГОВОРИШ ЛИ?
 

 

—Џулс

 
 
3n(+1!z(-), M0TH3RF00K3R! D00 U 5P1K 1T?
 

 

Skript kiddie

 
 
INGLISE KEEL, EMAKOINIJA! RÄÄGID SA SEDA?
 

 

—Juulius

 
 
ENGLEZĂ, ÎN PIZDA MĂ-TII! ŞTII SĂ VORBEŞTI?
 

 

—Iuliu

 
 
ANGLICKÝ, MAMRD! MLUVÍŠ TO?
 

 

—Julius

 
 
L'ANGLISI, FIGGH'I BBUTTANA, U PARRI?
 

 

—Giulianu, salutamu a vossia

 
 
YER BOR SNER DER MOTHERFUCKER, SPEAKY DE ENGLISH BORK BORK BORK
 

 

—Swedish Chef Jules

 
 
ENGLESKI, MAJKE TI GA NABIJEM? DA LI GA GOVORIŠ?
 

 

—Slash Falcon

 
 
ENGLESKI, MATER TI JEBEM! GO-VO-RIŠ LI?
 

 

—Oralplease

 
 
اینگلیسی مادرجنده, بلدی هرفبزنی؟
 

 

—PEter J. MAnn

 
 
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—PEter J. MAnn

 
 
Beep Boop Beep?
 

 

—R2

Origins

This epic phrase was coined by nigra actor Samuel L. Jackson (as Jules), in his tits movie Pulp Fiction.

Jules: "What does Macellus Wallace look like?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: "*Knocks down table* What country you from?"
Brett: "W-W-What?"
Jules: "What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in what?"
Brett: "...What?"
Jules: "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
Brett: "YES!"
Jules: "So you know what I'm sayin'?!"
Brett: "Yes!"
Jules: "DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: "SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME"
Brett: "He's... He's black."
Jules: "Go on!"
Brett: "He's bald"
Jules: "Does he look like a bitch?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: "*Shoots in shoulder* DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-BITCH?!"
Brett: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Jules: "Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch Brett?"
Brett: "I DIDN'T!"
Jules: "Yes... You did! Yes you did Brett! You tried to fuck him. Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except for Mrs. Wallace."
Jules: "You read the Bible Brett?"
Brett: "Yes."
Jules says some Bible shit, and then he kills Brett. THE END!

^TL;DR^ Just watch the fucking video.

Current usage

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER: DO YOU SPEAK IT!? is the trump card of Grammar Nazis everywhere and the literary counterpart of ad hominem. You can easily disprove an argument, no matter how valid, by pointing out a few spelling and punctuation errors, and blasting the user for failing to put together a complete sentence.

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