ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

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The original image macro from the Something Awful forums circa 2001

Archaic form

“	ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?	„
—Jules

“	ΑΓΓΛΙΚΑ, MAΛAKA! ΤΑ ΜΙΛΑΣ;!	„
—Ιούλιος

“	ANGLÈS, FILL DE PUTA! EL PARLES?	„
—Juli

“	¡INGLÉS, HIJO DE PUTA! ¿LO HABLAS?	„
—Julio

“	?TI-KAEPS-UOY-OD !REKCUFREHTOM ,HSILGNE SDRAWKCAB	„
—seluJ

“	انجليزي ياكس امك بتتكلمه	„
—Alex

“	ENSKA, MÓÐURRIÐILL! TALARU HANA?	„
—Jón

“	ENGELSK, DIN MORSKNULLER! SNAKKER DU DET?	„
—Julius

“	ENGELSKA, DIN MORSKNULLARE! TALAR DU DET?	„
—Julius

“	ENGELSK, DIN MORKNEPPER! TALER DU DET?	„
—Julius

“	?ANAH UÐRALAT, RIÐRESRUÐÓM, AKSNE KABÁRUTFA	„
—suílúJ

“	ENGELS, MOEDERNEUKER! SPREEK JE HET?	„
—Julian

“	ENGLISCH, MUTTERFICKER! SPRICHST DU DAS?	„
—Julian

“	L'INGLESE, FIGLIO DI PUTTANA! LO PARLI?	„
—Jules

“	L'ANGLAIS, ENCULÉ DE TA MÈRE! TU LE PARLES?	„
—Jules

“	אנגל'ת מטרפקר ה'ם אתה מדבר זה	„
—Jewles

“	ENSKA, MÓÐURSERÐIR! TALARÐU HANA?	„
—Júlíus

“	英语，干你娘！你会说吗？	„
—常旺

“	영어, 어머니 멍청이! 당신은 그것을 말하는가?	„
—주를스

“	英語、くそたれ！できるかい？	„
—ジューレス

“	अंग्रेज़ी माँ-चोद! बोलता है तू?	„
—जिष्णु

“	АНГЛИЙСКИЙ, ЕБАРИШКА! ГОВОРИШЬ ЭТО?	„
—Юлий/Джулс

“	BÉARLA, A FHEISEÓIR-MHÁTHARA! AN BHFUIL SÉ LEAT?	„
—Seánio

“	BASTARD ENGLISH, SASSENACH! D'YE NAE SPEAK IT?	„
—Some Black Bastard

“	INGLÊS, FILHO DA PUTA! VOCÊ FALA!?	„
—Júlio

“	АНГЛІЙСЬКА, ВИБЛЯДКУ! ТИ РОЗМОВЛЯЄШ НЕЮ?	„
—Джулс

“	ENGLANTI, KUSIPÄÄ, PUHUTKO SINÄ SITÄ?	„
—Tommy

“	ANGOLUL, A KURVA ANYÁD! TE BESZÉLSZ ÚGY?	„
—Gyula

“	LINGUAM ANGLICAM, O OEDIPE! LOQUERISNE EAM?	„
—Julius Caesar

“	ANGREZI, MADAR-CHOD! BOLTA HAI TU?	„
—Jishnu

“	LA ANGLAN, PATRINFIKISTO? ĈU VI PAROLAS ĜIN?	„
—Ĵulĉjo

“	ΑΓΓΛΙΚΑ ΡΕ ΜΑΛΑΚΑ! ΞΕΡΕΙΣ ΝΑ ΜΙΛΑΣ?	„
—Ιούλιος

“	ANGIELSKI, MATKOJEBCO! MÓWISZ NIM?	„
—Julek

“	АНГЛИСКИ, МАЈКОЕБАЧ! ГО ГОВОРИШ ЛИ?	„
—Џулс

“	3n(+1!z(-), M0TH3RF00K3R! D00 U 5P1K 1T?	„
—Skript kiddie

“	INGLISE KEEL, EMAKOINIJA! RÄÄGID SA SEDA?	„
—Juulius

“	ENGLEZĂ, ÎN PIZDA MĂ-TII! ŞTII SĂ VORBEŞTI?	„
—Iuliu

“	ANGLICKÝ, MAMRD! MLUVÍŠ TO?	„
—Julius

“	ANGLISKI, TU MĀTES DRĀZĒJ. VAI TU TO MĀKI?	„
—Jūlijs

“	LA ANGLA, PATRINFIKANTO. ĈU VI PAROLAS ĜIN?	„
—Julio

“	L'ANGLISI, FIGGH'I BBUTTANA, U PARRI?	„
—Giulianu, salutamu a vossia

“	YER BOR SNER DER MOTHERFUCKER, SPEAKY DE ENGLISH BORK BORK BORK	„
—Swedish ~~Chef~~ Jules

“	อังกฤษ! เย็ดแม่! มึงพูดเป็นมั้ย?	„
—จูลส์

“	ENGLESKI, MAJKE TI GA NABIJEM? DA LI GA GOVORIŠ?	„
—Slash Falcon

“	İNGİLİZCE, ANASINI SİKTİMİN! KONUŞABİLİYON MU?	„
—Jüls

“	ENGLESKI, MATER TI JEBEM! GO-VO-RIŠ LI?	„
—Oralplease

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—00100000 01111110 01001010 01110101 01101100 01100101 01110011

“	اینگلیسی مادرجنده, بلدی هرفبزنی؟	„
—PEter J. MAnn

“	456e676c697368206d6f746865726675636b65722c20646f20796f7520737065616b2069743f	„
—PEter J. MAnn

“	TOKI INLI. JAN NASA O, SINA SONA ALA SONA E NI?	„
—jan Juli

“	Beep Boop Beep?	„
—R2

Origins

This epic phrase was coined by nigra actor Samuel L. Jackson (as Jules), in his tits movie Pulp Fiction.

Jules: "What does Macellus Wallace look like?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: "*Knocks down table* What country you from?"
Brett: "W-W-What?"
Jules: "What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in what?"
Brett: "...What?"
Jules: "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
Brett: "YES!"
Jules: "So you know what I'm sayin'?!"
Brett: "Yes!"
Jules: "DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: "SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME"
Brett: "He's... He's black."
Jules: "Go on!"
Brett: "He's bald"
Jules: "Does he look like a bitch?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: "*Shoots in shoulder* DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-BITCH?!"
Brett: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Jules: "Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch Brett?"
Brett: "I DIDN'T!"
Jules: "Yes... You did! Yes you did Brett! You tried to fuck him. Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anyone except for Mrs. Wallace."
Jules: "You read the Bible Brett?"
Brett: "Yes."
Jules says some Bible shit, and then he kills Brett. THE END!

^TL;DR^ Just watch the fucking video.

Current usage

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER: DO YOU SPEAK IT!? is the trump card of Grammar Nazis everywhere and the literary counterpart of ad hominem. You can easily disprove an argument, no matter how valid, by pointing out a few spelling and punctuation errors, and blasting the user for failing to put together a complete sentence.