Earth

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Earth, in better times.

Artist's Rendition of the Earth.

Earth is the 4th greatest planet in your mom's colon. Most notable for fucking Al Gore, Earth was once half a jew who turned all jew after whining over a bagel. Earth is home to many people that won't shut the hell up, and fucktards from 4chan. In the end, Earth is doomed because freaking awsome people like to litter their condoms and starbucks cups everywhere.

[edit] Earth Facts and Fictions

The Pope begins his reign of darkness.

MYTH: The Earth is a sphere with a circumference of 24,900 miles.

FACT: The latest scientific reasearch indicates that the Earth is actually a flat disk held up by three elephants standing on the back of a massive turtle.

MYTH: Earth is the only place in the Solar System with intelligent life.

FACT: There is no intelligent life on Earth. Shortly after the last bastion of educated thought, the dinosaurs, were killed off, intelligent life as we know it disappeared. One look at any emo or conservative community on LiveJournal proves this.

MYTH: The planet is run by huge reptiles taking the form of world leaders like George W. Bush.

FACT: The huge reptiles explored the possibility of becoming Earth's benevolent rulers, but ran away screaming once seeing pirat_ponton's preferred choice of communication.

MYTH: The election of the new Pope will usher in a time of darkness for all to come.

FACT: The election of the new Pope will usher in a time of darkness, but only because he looks like some guy from Star Wars.

The earth is ruled by an evil dictator named Zezima, who apparently is an ex emo, and has now created his own social group called zezmo, where his followers main objective is to hack into world of warcraft and have a tea party with a dancing leprechaun.