EddBoy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
EddBoy is a talented artist and Ed Ed n' Eddy obsessive from the US. Nobody in the land of DevianTART gives a fuck about him, except for his 2 or 3 friends who constantly comment on his ranting journals. He is known on the Internet for bitching about ED. That's it, lols. His hobbies include taking pictures of himself on his webcam, not shaving, making retarded faces, misspelling more words than you can count, and ranting about Encyclopedia Dramatica and it's STUPID LIES. He also enjoys doing videogame reviews, because, and i quote "i saw the Angry Video Game Nerd's videos on You Tube". Also, if you piss off EddBoy, rather than being a man about it and deal with the problem himself, he'll get his legal guardian, Dexter, to totally tan your hide with his bear hands! BEAR HANDS!!
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[edit] Now he's REAL pissed!
As mentioned, EddBoy has this weird obsession with Encyclopedia Dramatica, which is the only reason anyone knows who he is.
He recently made a list of reasons why he hates ED. For the sake of lulz here it is:
- Reason one; they are pedophiles.
- Reason two; they are homophobic.
- Reason three; they are racist.
- Reason four; E-D likes to pick on furries. - Eddboy later goes on to say that he has a lot of friends who are furries, can you say furcon?
- Reason Five; E-D calls Deviant Art a Nazi site. - Lol @ Nazi
The full journal can be found here.
[edit] No.1 DevianTART Vigilante
Eddboy is such a fucking vigilante on devianTART, that he will involuntarily go out of his way(mostly by sucking the DA administrators's cocks), just to get someone(most likely someone who has a different opinon than him) banned.
People Eddboy Defends
- furries
- retards
- Hitler
- niggers
- Osama Bin Laden
- Anybody who'll suck his cock
- Tori Sue Heck
- penises
- InSaNe-REYNARD
[edit] Freedom of Speech
Apparently, EddBoy is now bitching about Freedom of Speech in the land of DevianTART.
In his latest journal(after deleting the rest), he says that the Founding Fathers would BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM WITH GOLF CLUBS if he were to say a rasict, sexist, or "threating" comment to a person of a differnt color/race/sex. It is also noted that EddBoy knows exactly what the Founding Fathers would think about Freedom of Speech, because he can communicate with the dead. Also, in his latest journal, he throws a bunch of random facts(that have nothing to do with the subject)in there just to show that he is so much fucking smarter than you.
[edit] EddBoy the MuhFuggin' GameMastah
As if EddBoy could be anymoar unoriginal, he has now taken up reviewing video games. He decided to start reviewing video games after watching Angry Nintendo Nerd's videos on Jewtube. Of course, EddBoy being a complete fucktard, he has yet to realize that the world already has enough video game reviews in the form of TV shows, magazine articles and Internet articles.
EddBoy being the great reviewer he is, reviews video games that nobody plays anymore, such as Shadow Man for the fucking Playstation. Since being nice to retards is a good thing, many people leave nice comments just to make EddBoy feel better about himself, which causes him to make moar shitty reviews nobody but his devoted faggots read.
| —EddBoy's overall review of Shadow Man |
| —EddBoy's drug-fueled game review |
[edit] Quotes
(after being flooded with anti-semitic comments) That does not hurt me, because I am an atheist, not a jew.
| —- At least he's honest, lulz |
| — Teh master of Engrish spaeks. |
| — Eddboy, never realising he had an issue in the first place. |
Plz add moar for epic lulz.
[edit] Marijuana
Eddboy may have a poorly drawn pot leaf for his avatar that looks more like a retarded cactus, but he wants to let you all know that HE DOES NOT SMOKE WEED! He gets super butthurt if anyone mistakenly thinks that having a pot leaf for an avatar means he smokes pot. Because, as we all know, marijuana is serious business.
| —Eddboy on pot |
[edit] Columbine, anyone?
After deleting fucking everything and starting over, Eddboy's appetite for violence has increased infinitely. Where a normal person might simply feel annoyed at something or complain about it and then later forget about it, Eddboy draws pictures of himself murdering whatever it was that pissed him off. Keep trolling him, by all means. Maybe he'll get the next high score (unlikely, however; it's bad enough that he can't draw for shit and he's stupid as hell.) Be careful not to piss EddBoy off if he has a pencil in the vicinity, because it's possible he has AUTHOR POWER and can draw people to make them die, a la Death Note
[edit] Gallery
 No EddBoy, are you? |
 Obviously, a closet furry! |
 Eddboy shows affection to his closest friend |
 He has a hert too. The thing on the right is his cousin, by the way. |
 SHOWIN OFF DA ZITS. |
 "I wish I could kill my enemys with this thing." |
 WATCH OUT!! The the Riot Control is here! |
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 EddBoy's secret dream. Don't tell!! |
 "Bitch, I have no talent whatsoever!!!" |
 Could he possibly live in Mississippi? |
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 His faggotry knows no bounds |
[edit] See Also
[edit] Related Links
- EddBoy on devianTART - His page. Troll it for absolute win, and link him this article.
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