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Willy Wonka sneaks one up on unsuspecting child and mother.

Does her part by using birth control. Thank the lawd.

Cum where it's supposed to be.

A woman demonstrates how to gargle cum in her mouth

What sperm looks like IRL. Since they look like tadpoles, this is sure to arouse the furfags who extend their fetish to non-mammals.

Cum is a slang term indicating either the act of orgasming or the slippery by-products of said act. An ancient myth suggests that cum can often be used as cure for Lesbianism (see lesbians), when taken orally, vaginally or anally. Recent scientific breakthroughs have uncovered that ur mom is the only organism on earth that literally thrives on cum. Also the jews. It is well known that any time someone cums, they do it for the lulz. Cumming is twice as good when it involves rape.

See Cum slut.

[edit] Verb

In persons with cock, the verb refers to the overtly obvious twitch n' spurt.

In persons with pu55y, the event is less obvious, except in the rare case of female ejaculation. Like the Loch Ness Monster, this elusive phenomenon has been hunted by many, faked by some, and proven by none.

[edit] Noun

The lone means of sustenance of Hello Kitty, who has no mouth and therefore must consume it solely by other means. Also referred to as a protein slurpee.