Elite Beat Agents

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

[edit] 50% Less Japanese, The Same Level of Fail

Typical EBA Gameplay. The larger circle denotes the "hit area"

Typical EBA failure. Bitches can't do nothing right.

This is the amerikanized version of Ouendan, with 50% less weeaboo faggotry, and 25% more pool's closed. The entire game consists of hitting circles with a piece of plastic. The internet being what it is, many find this far too challenging to do. Some even have flame wars about how one game's circles are harder to hit than the other's.

[edit] Soundtrack

Being a Nintedo-made rhythm-based game, it has a well-balanced selection of premium-quality covers, such as:

• Sk8terboi
• Material Girl
• La La
• Survivor
• Walkie Talkie Man
• Makes No Difference
• The Anthem
• Without A Fight
• Y.M.C.A
• You're the Inspiration
• A.B.C.
• I Was Born To Love You
• September
• Canned Heat
• Rock This Town
• Highway Star
• Let's Dance

Many Wapanese fanboys argue that Ouedan has a superior soundtrack, but this is only because anime soundtracks induce instant orgasms within their shit-soaked brains, and because they can't understand the awful lyrics.

[edit] Jumping Jack Flash

At least 100 hours into JJF

Many argue that Elite Beat Agents does have a decent song. However, this is only because they were force-fed the song at least 100 times.

[edit] Redeeming Features

• Cap White
• HEEEAAALLPPP
• Sorry, pool's CLOSED
• Elite Beat Divas

H-E-A-L-P	HEEEAAALP done wrong.	Cap White	Many will go through 10 levels of suffering just for this.
Elite Beat Divas