Ellen Feiss
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| —Ellen Feiss, take 1 |
Ellen Feiss is a somewhat comely teenager who appeared in one of the Apple switch ads.
“That being said, a lot of my fans have turned out to be nice, intelligent Mac using people.”
— Ellen Feiss [1]
Her ad gained a worldwide following due to her allegedly marijuana-influenced performance. That, combined with her good looks (at least compared to most Apple nerds), made her somewhat of an internet celebrity known as the stoner chick of the Apple Switch advertisements. Her popularity grew when she was spotted in the audience of an Apple keynote. When interviewed about her mental state during the filming, she claimed she had taken Benadryl right before.
She claimed that she wrote a paper on her father's PC and it ate the paper. Originally her dog ate her homework, but since Windows is known to crash (Beep Beep Beep Beep!), it was easier to blame the PC. She claimed it was a good paper and that she had to write a new one quickly, but it wasn't as good as the first one and got a low grade. Apparently she was taking Benadryl at the time she wrote her paper as well. Anyway her dad bought her a Mac, and she said it does not eat her paper, but she still gets low grades due to the Benadryl habit she picked up.
Ellen's current whereabouts are unknown. For all your Ellen Feiss related stalking needs, see the links below.
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 Her agent said it was 'allergy medication'! lol |
