Encyclopedia Dramatica:Best of 2006

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It's 20:50, 28 December 2006 (UTC). You have 3 days to nominate the best ED articles of 2006--either started in 2006, or about events that happened in 2006. Just add a bullet, whatevz.

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Contents 1 Best Deaths 2 Best Anal 3 Best IRC Drama/#archbattery 4 Best Metadrama 5 Best Fucking Furry Faggot (FFF, like the KKK only gay-er) 6 Best Lulz 7 Best Fandom 8 Best WTF?

[edit] Best Deaths

• Steve Irwin
  • Crocodile Dundee was THE defining moment of my lief. After sending everyone I know Steve Irwin pwnt macros, I was pretty much deleted from all cellphones and email address books.--Is It Cos I Is Black? 19:11, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • We laughed, we cried, we laughed some more. ~ CATS 10:12, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • And yet I got called an insensitive bastard for the lulz! Cirrus 20:37, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Most ironic death ever after years of handling crocadiles, he's killed by a fucking fish? LOLLERCAUST --Abort, retry, fail 21:34, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • My mum loved this article. Surely this is a good enough reason? ♥MissEchelon 10:53, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Crikey. -- R. E. Fox 16:24, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • pool closed due to to...stingrays? janus zeal 17:45, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • I love how fast the page was put together after he died. --Ordog163 21:28, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Even South Park picked up this meme. Also he was fucking annoying. stufff 16:12, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Win. One of the best ED articles ever. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 22:33, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Fuck all else this wins with out any effort.

• Mitchell Henderson
  • Without Mitch, there'd be no "an hero", plus i love his myspace memorial —Sunday's mail 14:52, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Epic Meme I am an villian.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 18:40, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • --Atomic War Cow 23:48, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • The greatest 13 year old evar --Jawsome 19:37, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • From an hero to Zombie, this owned. --Lannister 01:01, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Forever changing / updating, you have to keep checking back... --Chemical Smelly 03:43, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • I loled so hard at his shopped pic. --Krisnack 19:26, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • How can you not vote for Mitch?--Batmangreen 03:05, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Ipods are hazardous to your health.--JailBait 05:36, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • If we don't give him this award, he'll never win anything. It's the right thing to do, guys. ChairmanMeow 20:58, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Best death ever --Entropy 16:28, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
• Lilo
  • fill this sucker in - miracles do happen :D --wattage | talk | listen 07:17, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • lol dunnage --Ghost of Rob Levin 07:18, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • yup --Blargh 07:32, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

• Shay
  • SHAY, NEVER FORGET Miltopia 00:46, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
• Saddam Hussein
  • video is win: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7532034279766935521 --PWill

[edit] Best Anal

NOTE: For "Best Anal", see appropriate entry in sex moves

• Mark Foley
  • Immoral Republicans Democrats are at it again! --Jawsome 19:37, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Maf54 Helped kick the evildoes out of the legislative branches! Plus, I HAS A CAST FETISH. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 22:33, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
• Miltopia
  • LOLOLOL --Blargh 05:39, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Signed! Hewl!!1 --Is It Cos I Is Black? 06:14, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Lol WINNAR! --JailBait 16:21, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Double anal! --Is It Cos I Is Black? 23:50, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Best IRC Drama/#archbattery

• Afterdeath
• Bravesgirl5
• Crossmack
  • Macrocosm who doesn't understand THE POWER OF ONLINE VIDEO COMMUNICATION --wattage | talk | listen 22:22, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • CONNECTING TO INTERNETS WITH OUR MINDS LOL --Blargh 05:41, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
• Cyndre
• Dangerdan
• DJ SkeptiK
• Duke Otterland
  • Here's the deal ED: If this wins, I promise to personally bring him back for at least 3 moar this year —Sunday's mail 03:19, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • The last one was A+++ and then some. Admitting -amongst other things- to being a retard, on Welfare, having sold a whopping 14 books and offering ED the movie rights and the $50ish he's netted to take down his article, he also went on record that his ED piece was indeed factually correct. Oh lewl! --Is It Cos I Is Black? 05:37, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Win. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 22:33, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
• PixelBee
• Neo
• Tawker
  • Due to aftermath and #wikipedia convos Miltopia 00:46, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Best Metadrama

• Protect fucking everything
• Snapesnogger
  • Why is the internet so meeeeeean? --Jawsome 19:37, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • The tail is NOT lumpy!!! --Hakenkreuz 20:17, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Where are the noses? -- R. E. Fox 16:24, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • I CUKIONG LOVE IT! --Krisnack 19:26, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
• Jacknstock
  • Get the fuck out of here brah --wattage | talk | listen 09:05, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • LOL BANNING PEOPLE WITH ROOT ACCESS = SRS IDIOCY-Ket^{the KangaJew} 09:57, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • LOL FIRED I remember him banning me in my first week here.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 18:38, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Didnt really know him, dont care if he lives or dies, but LOL was that funny. --Abort, retry, fail 21:32, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • "Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back no more no more no more no more. ~ CATS 10:49, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • LOLO. Alas poor Jackenstock, I barely knew you. He reverted my first evar edit (for no reason). Which is now back where it belongs. --Is It Cos I Is Black? 01:50, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT Miltopia 00:46, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Never knew him, but reading about him was lol. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 22:33, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
• Samsara
  • Fuck Samsara. seriously --Blargh 07:34, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Piece of shit. Who the fuck is this guy anyway? –Sunday's mail 14:51, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Best Fucking Furry Faggot (FFF, like the KKK only gay-er)

• DannyRose
  • Most retarded thing that ever walked on Earth's surface--Meeper 15:57, 04 January 2007 (UTC)
• Zeriara
  • Fat poser old lady. --twiggy 02:31, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Longest page in the history of teh internets. With added penis!--Chemical Smelly 04:38, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • 10,429 words. --Krisnack 19:26, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
• Werechu
• The Duke of Otterland
  • Giving Dukes and otters a bad name since Last Thursday. LOLO 14 books sold!!! --Is It Cos I Is Black? 01:53, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Purple otter derp derp --Blargh 07:35, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Plz plz plz, this guy keeps on giving. btw, can we stack on votes with sockpuppets?-Ket^{the KangaJew} 09:59, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Even fellow furries hate The Duke, That's why he's so funny - that and he's an aspie fucktard. ~ CATS 10:11, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Sockpuppets are ok? also, how do defamed internet handle?-Skippy 10:17, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Gotta be respectin the duke --wattage | talk | listen 10:54, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Maybe if he wins it will remove his page from google; else lol –Sunday's mail 14:47, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Has he paid that $800 he owes yet? --Dmuth 15:16, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Furnet approves--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 18:36, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • lollers. janus zeal 20:10, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • DEATH WOULD BE A MERCY --Abort, retry, fail 21:31, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Needs moar fanart--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 05:24, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW IT IS, SIRE? WELL, HERE'S HOW IT IS: YOU'RE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE DUKE! YOU OUGHT TO HAVE YOUR HEAD CUT OFF, AND BE BURNED! AND I'M CERTAIN THE WHOLE POPULACE OF OTTERLAND WOULD BE HAPPY TO URINATE UPON YOUR ASHES! -- R. E. Fox 16:24, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Fucking furfag--Batmangreen 03:05, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • He drew Kanga-Cock and Mudkip porn for us We should hire him as staff artist. Also, Furry Republicans are LOL. stufff 16:25, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Major fail --Entropy 16:28, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Niggers Leam 17:28, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Seriously lolling at DMCA thing Jiggly^Puff 19:53, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

• Snapesnogger
  • She is SO not full of fetish, nor does she break any rules of "art" sites ;) Srsly, I have a hard time believing that there are people in this world that are as dense as she is. Even after all the lulz she still dosen't get it.--Jawsome 19:37, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Witty comment goes here Miltopia 00:46, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Best Lulz

• Hal Turner
  • lol <3 - This document is the result of extensive research by the private infosec firm CHAN ENTERPRISES, LLC., conducted under extensive private funding provided by Eric Bauman and Max Goldberg and their associates. --wattage | talk | listen 09:04, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • It was a toss up, but this takes it I wasnt sure whether gettin raeped and deserving it or getting partyv& and not desrving was lulzier. I think i made the right choice –Sunday's mail 14:49, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • This is the greatest raid evar. ChairmanMeow 18:53, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • An epic win for the Internets --Abort, retry, fail 21:29, 29
  • The best frunz are frunz on the faces of monsters like Hal Turner -- R. E. Fox 16:24, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • lolcow --Lannister 01:01, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • PWill December 2006 (UTC)
  • Wins because of "Faggery Daggery Doo Boys."--Batmangreen 03:05, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Great Justice Jiggly^Puff 19:59, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
• Michael J. Fox
  • Just another night of /b/ on /b/ was interrupted by the spontaneous /b/tarded posting of a thread so EPIC I'm still lolling. Because of Parkinson's! --Is It Cos I Is Black? 05:50, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
• Steve Irwin
  • Someone's got to put this down for lulz, 2. I saw it before I saw the meeja and thought it t'be a grate hoax.Voronic 16:09, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
• Jake Brahm
• Cyndre
• Snapesnogger
• PeppermintPatti
  • My very first lulz --Cyllene 07:29, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Also my first lulz on ED. <333 janus zeal 20:11, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Best Lulz evar From her and her friends. "I will put lawsuits on you!!!" stufff 16:19, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
• Duke Otterland
  • I still laugh over the cybersex "excerpt." Leam 17:43, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • The MSPaint section is worth a blowjob alone.--Chemical Smelly 04:43, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
• Nathanr
  • If time as shown us anything, it is that Nathanr is one of life's fuck ups. He'll be back to create more lol drama in the future, trust me on this. ~ CATS 10:09, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • IAWTV Needs moar abuse/pedophilia.--Paco, Tell Paco about your chidhood 18:35, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • IM THE REAL VICTIM HERE!!! epic.--Jawsome 19:37, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • IT'S OKAY, CUZ WE HAD THAT WHOLE IF ONLY OUR AGES WEREN'T IN THE WAY CONVO--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 05:24, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Victim complex at its best. - TiCL 18:08, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Miltopia 00:46, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
• Crossmack
  • derp derp --Blargh 07:31, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
• The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006
  • WTF!!!one. Nevar forget. EPIC!!! When /b/ & ED became Hookers & Blow --Is It Cos I Is Black? 05:53, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Most epic teamwork on the internets. Evar. --Whiteowl32 23:14, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • A defining moment for internet lulz. --soadamnyoung 16:28, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
• Dwarlinggirlxcore
  • HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME EMMA? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?!?!?!--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 05:24, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
• Ted Stevens
  • TUUUUUUBES--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 05:24, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Best Fandom

• Gaygod
  • Even the ladies lurvs him(?)! And because somebody already borked up the alphabetical order thing. --Is It Cos I Is Black? 06:50, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
• Dollfie
  • STOP BEING SO MEAN - CASSIEL -- Phuzzy - I'm your... candyman... 20:50, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
• Adella
  • Funniest weeaboo fanbois evar-Ket^{the KangaJew} 02:06, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
• Snapesnogger
  • Bitches don't know about my nagas! --Jawsome 19:37, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
• Boytaur
  • WRISTFEET --Blargh 07:36, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Found it in 2000, damn near killed my soul. --Krisnack 19:26, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • L O L Miltopia 00:46, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • AS I DRINK THE BOYTAUR CUM FROM MY BOYTAUR BOYFRIEND WHOS A BOYTAUR STUD IN HIS OWN BOYTAUR RIGHT --GayStation2 22:02, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
• CYOC
  • YOU CANNOT CONTROL ME, I CHOOSE MY OWN CHANGE --Paco,

Tell Paco about your chidhood 18:34, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

• • WEAK ABSTAIN --Abort, retry, fail 21:30, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • I AM A BEAUTIFUL LATEX ORCA--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 05:24, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • HARRY POTTER SHOULD REALLY BE A CENTAUR WITH FIVE PENISES AND HERMOINE HAS TO BE A BOY --GayStation2 22:02, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Do you: a) Go to Duke's law office, or b) Pet your now swollen udders in sheer exstacy? KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 00:36, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
• peppermintpatti
  • LOL, they tried to strike back and subsequently failed. —Sunday's mail 20:58, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • lol, pwnt :D janus zeal 20:14, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Patti fandom's so retarded that I'm surprised there aren't any Pattikin R. E. Fox 16:24, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
  • It's less Patti's lulz, more her cohorts. Watching people support an obvious fucktard like her is like watching the genesis of Nazi Germany again! --Chemical Smelly 04:43, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • The finest lol cow specimens I've seen in a long time --Entropy 16:32, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • This supplies nearly endless lulz Jiggly^Puff 19:56, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
• Vilde
  • I think I deserve to be the best of 2006. Why, because my daddy says I'm awesome. Vilde 05:08, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
• Toresbe
  • Being Toresbe's bitch, I really don't see how I could not nominate him. Vilde 05:08, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Best WTF?

• funnelgirl
  • Truly amazing..  ! AnHeroIsSpeltWrong 07:13, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Not that traumatizing, but still fairly wtf --Kobe 20:59, 7 January 2007 (UTC)