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If you actually do one of these, remove it from the list. Help ED help you help us all!

So, we here at ED have decided we want to expand our horizons a bit. If you've been on the internet for any amount of time, I'm sure people have introduced you to new memes, or perhaps you're old enough to remember the Prime Number Shitting Bear. We want ED to become THE repository for all those internet things that made you smile, pass along to friends, or have you singing "Weee!" while going to class or work. We're all about the lulz and the best way to create lulz is through infotainment! And we can't do it without you guys.

So here's the deal, actually worry about facts, but don't forget the lulz, either. Mock the shit out of the stuff you didn't like, but remember what we're trying to do. And don't worry, we won't be subjecting you to a rigorous "is this dramatic?!" session with everything you write like that OTHER WIKI, but we won't hesitate to put some crap on the page until it meets a better standard.

Feel free to add to this list as you see fit. And take some initiative and add on your own, too, this is just an example list. If you were part of an interesting IRC channel, or remember interesting IRC people, write about them! On an interesting message board? Write about it! Consider ED your own personal internet museum, if you have to. And, I can't stress this enough, keep it fun AND funny.

Before you post a request here: Encyclopedia Dramatica (as a rule) is only interested in articles relating to drama, internets, or memes.

Encyclopedia Dramatica does sometimes have articles on non-internets subjects.

  • These should be acerbic, snarky and get a rise out of people from the opposing viewpoint
  • Otherwise it would just be Uncyclopedia.

Contents

[edit] Articles Needing Creation

Remember - if it's blue or purple, it already exists, if it's red then it needs to be created. See also: Special:Wantedpages

[edit] Bureaucratic Fucks (Wikipedia) Drama

Newyorkbrad liked to see himself as one of Miltopia's mentors on TOW (1 of teh ways he made a rep az a fair-minded guy teht shood b on teh arbcom 1 day) but bad-mouthed Milt as soon as Milt'd been banned by Jimbo. The pic of Newyorkbrad came from a TOW "meet-up" so they are now discussing no-camera policies and other lulzy paranoiac stuff (and recreating the Daniel Brandt article).

[edit] Hackers

[edit] Myspace Users

Look for moar Myspace users to lulz up.

[edit] LJ Users

Please keep the "no real names" rule in mind when creating user articles.

  • Suede Bear Homosexual nazi babyfur fuck who wants to implant spikes into his arm. Stupid_free just had a fieldday all over his ass, and it should be documented, for lulz-sake[1]
  • Kupok - Name shows up everywhere, has about 10 furs eternally pissed at him so I can't tell whhat this fag's all about. doxplz kthnx <3 Kupok
  • infinitefirefly - One of the biggest asshats in all of the Naruto fandom. Self-righteous holier-than-thou fanfiction writer, blatant homophobe (but strong incest supporter), shitty cosplayer, fangirls constantly over fictional aliens. Gets butthurt anytime someone refuses to kiss her ass. Someone please start an article for great justice. LJ
  • Snowgrouse: Infamous Doctor Who fangirl obsessed with slash. Is very hypocritical about the new series like "OMG I HATE RTD HOW DARE YOU GRRR MARY SUE ROSE BUT JOHN SIMM IS SO CUTE SQUEE!". Likes making slash Photoshops. her LJ
  • Habibekindheart Had 10 kids, all were taken away, one was murdered by foster parents. LJ moms treat her like a martyr.
  • Dwa20 - Old insane woman obsessed with playing with dolls and taking them out to shop with her. Frequents parenting comms. and nubs and often brings the old-school lulz.
  • Aria Star Direct descendant of a black slave and Pocahontas. Also kills pets a lot "on accident."
  • Jessy1019 Did you know there are anti-adoption activists? She's one of them. Pro: causes insane rage in everybody she talks to. Con: never ever ever gets angry or aggressive.
  • David Deacon I don't care if that's his real name, it's also his LJ id. Stalker and creepy misogynist lurker at Anti feminism, which also needs to be an article.
  • Fayanora Transgendered pagan who made up her own religion featuring goddess Shao'Kehn. Don't ask her "Isn't that the guy from Mortal Kombat?"

[edit] LJ Communities

  • Anti feminism -- supposed to be against feminism instead of anti-feminism as a whole, but everyone has a different opinion on that.

[edit] Sites

[edit] Forums

  • The Well - this was one of the, liek ORIGINAL fora, in California. Tons of drug-fucked hippies, silicon valley pot smokers, and well-off sf (the city, not science fiction) weirdos in general hung out there. The faggotry, needless to say, was immense.
The Hacker Crackdown defence was started by a freedom-loving but conservative well-using Dead-head (pore ole fan of the Grateful Dead). The name "The Well" still exists as a tentacle of Microsoft.
  • Fat-Forums a forum dedicated to raping your fucking mind - oh dear, also there is a similar forum Chubby Parade, see here.
  • drugs-plaza forum full of druggies [5] similar to yahooka
  • Expansion Mansion[6] Forums:[7] - The forums are a huge source of lulz. These guys are worse than furries, not to mention extremely desperate. The admins and mods are nearly as bad as Wikipedia's, and it's an "inflation fetish" site. The forum requires login, but is a seriously mega lulz. Also, there's lots of e-trials and e-lawyery. Even the rules list is absurd.
  • IWETHEY Web forum link [8] about as bad as Live Journal, popular for its Anti-SCO and Anti-Microsoft rantings, needs to be linked to Unwarranted self-importance.
  • Animeexpansion A site that supports the expansion of anime in the worst way possible: by literally expanding anime characters. Also, Pedophilia, a fem-nazi, and preteens aplenty. [9]
  • DragonPack [10] - Primo cuntfuzed [[11]] survivors sight. Like Multiplicity with lesbians.
  • The Seduction Community - A Community dedicated to helping aspiefags (or PUAs) get laid by using pickup lines, c'mon the lulz are ripe for this! There are a whole bunch of weirdos out there we need to make fun of.
  • Free To Air forums theres tons of them, if anyone is a member of these forums and own a FTA Reciever they are too poor to pay for premium TV service as they essentially steal satellite signals. Moar info here

[edit] People

  • Video game reviewers: An article on these pissed off gaming virgins on youtube, and off site would kick ass. There is already some information that can be transferred from the Angry Video Game Nerd article. Here's a few of the more well known ones, Armake21, UrinatingTree, and Zeropunctuation.
  • Internet Aristocracy: An article on these snobs woudl be appreciated. They are related to the Internet Tough Guy crowd, they are internet users on a forum that have more privileges than a regular user of a forum/site/game/whatever or have been there longer so they have more impact in the community. So thus they let this go to their heads and act stuck-up. Vampire Freaks is a very good example of this.
  • Afro Ninja This guy, before it was shooped: http://imagechan.com/img/4274/DuffyAttack%20Ninja.gif/
  • MeMe Roth Meredith "MeMe" Roth is an anti-obesity advocate, pro-ana retard, and all-around attention whore. Examples of her IRL trolling include insulting that chubby girl that won American Idol [12], getting cupcakes and soda banned in schools [13], and recently appeared on the Daily Show [14]. By her logic, cupcakes are poisoning our kids, anti-freeze "tastes good," and "donating books to school libraries" are fun birthday party activities. (Check some of the "fat rights" advocate blogs complaining about her for extra lulz)
  • Gabe Newell - Perfect Fodder, President of Valve or something, Also known as Gay Ben srsly.
  • Tim Berners-Lee: invented your Internets. Is your God now!
  • Tim Rogers Pretentious wapanese hackjob of a video game journalist and the master of TL;DR. Declared "worst video game reviewer working today" by Something Awful([15]) for a good reason.
  • Brenda Martin Some Canadian jailed in Mexico for a crime she didn't commit story here may soon become an hero if not released.
  • Richard Garriott AKA Lord British - Developer of Ultima, Mary-sue self-insertion in every game he makes.
  • Eric GaymerGurlz Forum Administrator composed of Buttsecks & Fail - ripe for raep at ([16])
  • Vince McMahon Sicne we got an article about John Cena how about we put an article about Vince McMahon on here, something real lulzy would be good.
  • Alicia Gaustaferro is a souless void that is completely incapable of complex thought. She was featured a while back on ABC's Wifeswap as the Pageant Princess from Hell
  • Dr. Steel - An enigmatic industrial musician with a batshit insane dream of turning civilization into a "Utopian Playland" under his rule. His fan base calls themselves his "Toy Soldiers", sort of like a cross between moralfags and Anonymous Borg, except they have a leader.
  • Centrist - shit for brains fucktards who don't actually believe anything themselves other than fence-sitting for the sake of it.
  • James Spear - Raeped the bejeezus out of various females. Reports are he started at the age of 12. Stories can be found right here.
  • Brigitte Bardot, like Pamala Anderson, only French and racist!
  • Madman C- Wikipedia troll, see [17]

[edit] Internet Shit

  • Bucket The motherfucker is the ultimate /b/tard. Say anything to him. Bucket was actually normal. Then /b/ found him.
  • CheckUser cus it should have a page
  • Gaymer - This could have lulz potential, type gay gamer into google and you'll find a fuck ton of websites related to this. Also, I should note that anything we do would be risking gay bashing and that some of the sites are just shitty blogs that added the word gay to them for more page views.
  • Internet Megaphone Sum country's Foreign Ministry creates an Internet Megaphone; this wuz in 2005 or early 2006, idea being to shout louder than enny1 else. seemz 2 work, not that they weren't the loudest b4 dat. Lulz in this one. A supporter offers secks if u will use teh thang.
  • StupidFilter a cure to the Eternal September that is killing Usenet.
  • godawful godawful.net Moar GAFF drama.
  • IvyGate Lulz of the Ivy League. Very high lulz-to-word count---twice as high as the average ED article.
  • UseNeXT The UseNet provider one has to pay for to access UseNet easier, apparently rips people off Here is some proof
  • Magikarp Most amazing pokemans ever, could kick mudkips ass. It has every move in the game plus splash attack.
  • Sealand Drama, lulz, and internets relation. We totally don't want to burn any bridges, though, in case ED needs to host there in the future.

[edit] FurAffinity and other furry bullshit

  • TheRealEricFox therealericfox he is a failure of an artist and someone who was oh so butthurt about Melody the Phoenix Daimon's article. He needs a good EDing it needs to be lulzy. People suggested he should leave FA
  • Glouton Glouton Overly furry patriotic and OH SO insulted by ED. Keeps ranting (read whining) and writing fat stories.
  • Dragonrider1227 - FA A nigger furfag who's completely obsessed with Disney World. Like, completely obsessed. He also has a boner for a ton of cartoon characters, especially Jenny the robot from My Life as a Teenage Robot (his DA webcam is a picture of her perfectly trapezoid-shaped ass). His Furaffinity is full of shitty MSpaint pictures of his (nigger version of Tails with an afro) fursona fucking them. He's also got a toy obsession, and his Youtube is full of his action figure videos and shit he's taped at Disney World. He also is butthurt over ED, says it's full of slander, and he also hates lulz. He is a BFF of Mikeroach113 Tpirman1982, and Kphoria. If Dragonrider got an ED page, it'd be instant lulz shitstorm.
  • SumoSkunk Supposedly 13 or 14 years old his FA and his alternate FA advertises for commissions on other peoples FA pages. Suffers from extreme butthurt (I got some good drama he had up that he deleted, if anyone goes to make this page contact me for it --Zoltan 14:19, 21 April 2008 (CDT) )
  • Lakicolf lakicolf ; Guess Whose Back.
  • Yiff! The Musical - Gay musical (is there any other kind?) about furries yiffing on the internets. Parts may be found on Jewtube. The creator is a self-acclaimed proffessor of faggotry who pluralizes scenario as scenariimorlwombat. This is arguably more shitty than lulzy, but might be worth a shot.
  • dragovian15 - Furfag who strangely enough has no fursona, is a 15 year old boy who lives and Gerogia and speaks english almost as bad as Inflatablewolfi. Takes everything literally, refuses to learn how to use MS Paint properly, incredibly easy to troll, also traces drawings .Dragovian15
  • DarkNek0Gami - A really fucked up furry, made furry porn of portal the day it came out. He seems to be obbessed with furrys that have dongs anywhere that isn't where it should be. Lulz and drama ensures. nek0gami
  • Mishioshu who is yet another furfailure that whines for the slightest thing that annoys him like how he doesn't want to learn French despite he lives in a French location or equally retarded things. He also thinks people should shape up in face of his moody angst instead of working on it his own action. He hangs on fA to cry and whine He has the bad habit of deleting his emo stuff when he realizes he was being retarded so any way to get bakc old journals = plus with him. And his msot recent whiny image he did: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/666420/ For anyone with skills in lulz and has some time.
  • Radical Rabbit http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Radical_Rabbit "Just because we mate like rabbits doesn't mean we should breed like them! Reproductive choice, education and freedom NOW"
  • Dmuth a furry who actually reverts vandalism on ED [18]. He's a wikifur admin.
  • Jaggers jaggers [19] An annoying little bastard who utterly fails at flash, gives people purrs for stupid things, uses false endangered animals, and epically fails as even a remedial /b/tard intelligence test.
  • Redbomber91430 FA a 16 year old internet tough guy, he sticks up for stupid emo furries that get butthurt over everything, usually calling the offender an asshole and blocking them before they say anything back, he'll also whine to every admin that you need to be banned for nothing. He has a habit of following people to different sites and whining to whoever is in charge that he is being harassed when no one even talked to him. I had an article about him up but it got deleted cause I didn't have enough shit on him. He would possibly be a good source of lulz. Also he's a shitty artist and Gaiafag.

[edit] Fandom Stuff

  • Jidane - A fat mcDonalds Frycook That is the epicenter of Kindom hearts Guro Vore. My God, look at this Shit!
  • Ms. Scribe - An attention whore who got into the Harry Potter community's elite, through sock puppetry, trolling, and some flat out lies that polarized online Potter fans for the past four years. Ms.Scribe scandal
    • Cumming this summer. Damn-o-tron 20:01, 20 April 2008 (CDT)
  • warioman Please God, somebody put him in his place. :( Shitty Sheezy I died a little on the inside
  • Tuxedo Mini Mask http://www.fanart-central.net/profile-Tuxedo_Mini_Mask.php -Known art thief on FAC. He believes he was a devil in his past life and explains in his profile he is not gay. Read his profile. Plz.
  • CJ Collins A cosplayer of Kefka from Final Fantasy VI who's as batshit insane as the character, diving into the role with the gusto of a true weeaboo. He goes to various anime and gaming conventions. He has videos of his antics on JewTube. Also rummored to be a massive homosexual.
  • Alix Henriol This girl is creepy as fuck. She's 20 years old, and wants to fuck Sonic the hedgehog,litterally. She says she's married to him and she wants to eat his vomit and feces,and drink his bludz. Also,she calls toonophilia robophilia,for some reason,altought robophilia would be robot sex,and not cartoon sex.
  • Dead Leaves - Take FLCL, give it heavy doses of crack and make it have hot buttsecks with Cowboy Bebop. The result is roughly 60 minutes of WTF, lulz and epic. Someone posted the dubbed version in 5 parts on YouTube. (Note: I may do this myself when I have the time)
  • Fire Emblem - Until a few years ago this series wouldn't have been worth looking into. However, the introduction of the "laguz" has left it at the mercy of the internet. There is likely tons of rule 34 and flame fights over which characters are better, unfortunately a lot of sites have vanished over time as domains have expired.

[edit] Twisted sexual acts

[edit] YouTube

  • Aspies4Life Profile, Because being a spoiled, overprotected kid means you have an illness.
  • The Wine Kone Profile, Unfunny Canadian AZN who even admits in his profile that he is trying to be funny.
  • rocketboom ED mentioned at 1:00, questions the superiority of our analytical superiority.
  • ztrawhcs Profile
  • xmournfulxwolfx - GEEK PRIDE! biotch! Profile
  • Player for the So i herd u liek mudkip page. http://www.youtube.com/cp/vjVQa1PpcFPEL-A7c5L5lrILJQynk_LoETZ1Fa0WA60= Organized the videos into a single video I can add more also. Support for this player could help a lot of messy youtube pages.
  • amacgenius - Mac enthusiast, and lip-synching mansonite, also an accomplished poet "I've wroten a shitload more poems" Profile
  • istealyurgarbage- Gay, emo, furry. Has posted a "To The Fur Haters" video and pulled it, and made a "Why I'm Not Emo" video. All around homo. Profile
  • elmind It's elmind his destiny to protect all those he can from cyberbullies and hackers]. Can totally hack your ass. Srsly.
  • TheNeoswordmaster77 claims to have "owned" The FCTC and Chris Crocker. Definition of "owning" is making shit videos and blocking responses.
  • The Black Hand HQ- 30 year old furfag, created a furry manifesto, lol this guys SERIOUS!
  • ManBeastLove - WTF!1 srsly...
  • Shikamaruforeva44 She righteously defends any far faggots and their allies and blocks you if you disagree with her at all; "wtf? i go to church and pray EVERY sunday so fuck off. Also, im babtized so leave me alone. Whats on my page has NOTHING to do with being christan, so leave me alone. If i get one more rude comment from u, i WILL get my friends to attack u. Btw: Did u consider HOW i was going to feel when u put that comment on my channel? Appariently not. I will give u ONE chance and ONE CHANCE ONLY to prove that u can be nice. I suggest u change before it was too late." LULZ, remember no furry can seriosuly claim to be a christian or beleiver in any of the three Abrahamic religions (islam, christianity and judaeism) because being a furry is tantamount to pagan animal worship, lol fucking morons.
  • larrysinclair0926 This fag posted a video claiming to have sucked Barack Obama's black dick in 1999. Payoffs by Clinton or Karl Rove? Lulz will be had.
  • obaidkarki -LULZ WTF Egoistic Lulz Cow Sand Nigger who claims GOV owes him $10000000,he has over 600 videos and responds to any video against him.Maybe the next Male Gay Diamond... OMG Watch This Now
  • Spiritual GuideAsking For It I LOLED SO HARD
  • reapsoul964 Profile This guy is ripe for trolling. Another fundamentalist, he honestly believes, and I quote, that "all science is lies." He claims to invite debate, but when someone proves him wrong, he says that they "didn't even touch the subject." He thinks that Black Sabbath was the first metal band. He has terrible taste in music. He believes that (I'm not joking here) that God makes planes fly. He has a Myspace and a Xanga. His AIM is Love4Christ964. His birthday is November 26. Read the "Heroes" section of his Myspace. It's fucking scary what he actually beleives.
  • zendulo Video "Geek girls can be hot because I'm a geek and I'm hot and look at all these Star Wars and WoW and Tolkien books I have and these Transformers and these weapons and anime and I know what the TIE in TIE Fighter stands for and I am too a geek!"
  • SpectateSwamp Profile, and of course now there's also a web page dedicated to this phenomenon. SpectateSwamp is a massive crazyhead troll on conspiracy and IT forums. He spams every place imaginable with either unedited, highly boring videos (videos hosted on YouTube, Google Video, dropshots and archive.org, among others) that may have at one point some random artifacts that may look like aliens. He also trolls on various wikis, message boards and software sites, trying to push his incomprehensible "desktop search" application (written in very spaghettied Visual Basic 5 - somehow, he has failed to get people to develop it further). And, of course, there's medicine stones and conspiracies and whatnot.
  • Daud2008, bitter atheist, who is trying to get Anonymous to be his personal army to go after "Christian Fanatics" and boycott the Olympics Profile
  • AnonFail, OSA bully, brags about how he got Wise Beard Man banned profile
  • TrinityTeam-Scientologist who writes like a member of Dethklok and makes annoying TR;DL videosProfile
  • tombabone, an Internet Tough Guy who will moidalize ya IRL if you claim you're better than him at anything. Seriously. He also claims to be a famous film maker, despite only having 11 subscibers. Of note is that even though he's old enough to have a porn 'stache, he sounds like a 13-year-old boy, complete with bouts of all-caps. And threats of physical violence, can't forget those. Profile
  • UncleSamPatriot, a fat, retarded Finnish guy obsessed with the USA whom is a major Bible thumper and is obsessive with 'Mario and Sonic At the Olympic Games.' Profile

[edit] DeviantART

Note: We probably won't accept articles on just any old tracer or shitty artist. The site is RIDDLED with them. We're looking for the cream of the crud, along the lines of Snapesnogger, Chasethehedgehog and Shadowfox118, and such articles should only be done for the lulz. ED IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY, and unless you've got significant drama and other such fucktardery to speak of, expect your article to be shot down faster than a furry is chased out of /b/.

  • Tom Pendragon -- AKA Double L on forums, basically he states things that people should not do, then goes around doing it himself. He also leads the Chubby-chasing version of Diaperfurs, known as FAB, or Fat Adult Baby, which is as horrible as it sounds. Also has a victim complex, treating every critic and form of insight into a situation/venure as a troll and proceeds to badger the admins of any area(be it forum, website, or chatroom) into getting the "offender" banned for life. He also sucks at writing, hell a twelve year old could come up with better story ideas than this queer. Has a hard-on for all the final fantasy related games that are not 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Tactics[PSX], 9, or 12(Also known as the only good games in that series). DA
  • Ippus- Recieved over a million pageviews by copying popular artist Hyung Tae Kim and drawing shitty Naruto fanart. Likes to write lengthy rants in her journal (primarily regarding her opinions on other shitty animu artists such as ramy) to make herself appear intelligent. DA
  • xx-Jinx-xx, FireDarkDragon groupie DA who made this delightful little tribute to us [21]
  • Anti-Bashers United - Another anti-flaming group! So, well, flame away! DA
  • Hannibals-Child A pompous transvestite who can be easily milked for lulz. Tries to sound smart when trolled but when cornered it reduces to cursing in caps. Also farts rainbows. It's horrible "art"
  • Phantomphanatic2910 Retarded Danny Phantom fangirl who plagiarised Danny Phantom to create a shitty character called DD (Dark Danny for short). Always BAAAAWWWS when you point out that her character is just a rip off of the main character. Occassionally sends her fanbrats onto anyone who disagrees with her. Find and screenshot any shit you can on her...For Great Justice! Her DA
  • Wordlife316 Asslicker to Porcelain-postmortem and almost every popular artist on deviantart, including Snapesnogger. Pathetic internet tough guy who thinks he is one of the Columbine killers (See webcam on DA to know what I'm talking about) According to one of the Butch Hartman forums administrators, he started up some stupid shit on livevideo about the whole Danny Phantom fandom crap. Can't draw for shit. His deviantart site
  • DarkDP Pedo who traces screenshots of Danny Phantom artwork to create DP and Kim Possible loli/shota hentai. Claims that he is not a pedophile, but evidence supports otherwise. One of the major figures in the DP fanwar drama that occurred on deviantart, was recently b& for pedophilia and/or copyright violation. His pedo gallery
  • hollowgrind A bitter douchebag who hates everyone for a sake of internet drama. He has desperately tried to get into game-developing with his shitty sprite art all over INTERNETZ. Girls with Pokemonfaggotry and other weird stuff are his lovers of choice. His DA
  • KPendragon Stupid, furry poser-goth, obese bitch who thinks she's a werewolf. Also created a shitty recolor known as Cole Mclaine and gives him a million craptastic forms. Her artwork lacks proportion, perspective, and most importantly, anatomy. Should be shot in the head and fucked in the cunt with a zweihander sword. Also a Yu-Gi-Oh! fan. DA account
  • Pikakitty13 A bratty eighteen year old Canadian weeaboo Nigfur, PK rips off the art styles of Butch Hartman, the creator of equally shitty shows such as Danny Phantom and Fairly Oddparents and possibly the art style of Izumi Todo, creator of the Lolicon wet dream animu, Ojamajo Doremi. Also a pedo who thinks she is edgy because she draws Danny Phantom guro at a third grade level. Famous for creating a shittastic recolor, Gary Stu, clusterfuck hybrid of Danny Fenton/Phantom known in TARTletland as DJ Phantom. Constantly steals other OCs from her "friends" and can't handle any form of criticism thrown at her, preferring to write a hugbox journal about it instead of simply telling the person giving the critique how she feels. She also claims to be "drawing for herself," yet sells crappy commissions for five dollars a piece. Hypocritical, snotty, egotistical, constantly butthurt, she needs to grow up and quit thinking she is god. I plan to be working on an article sooner or later on this bitch, but any evidence you guys can dig up on her is enjoyable. PK's DevianTART
  • Centurymon A TARTlet with an assload of pageviews. Many of which came from asspats from her stolen artwork. Some details here
  • curlyfry95 - An asslicker to Daniellehedgehog. I'll create a stub soon. --Impulse 10:31, 23 September 2007 (CDT)Impulse
  • thecreeper152 - "bisexual". Likes vore. Crybaby. made this thread, among many others this too lulz and this puppy
  • T-kitty- 29 year old, petco cage scrubber living with mother. She is a Pedo that collects and commissions Yu-gi-Oh porn. Also a drama whore that talks about her "pain" all the fricking time. She's obsessed with and want's to marry Yami yugi from Yugioh. She dosent draw but instead reposts art from other artists "with credit", despite their protests. She has been known to exchange hardcore Yaoi comics for fanart, and mails hard core Gay porn to her followers.
  • Samusmmx - a whiny Mexican 25 yr. old bitch who HAETS critiques more than anything. she loves to rape both Samus and Megagay, and automatically whines if you say fuckin critique or anything that is out of her fuckin understanding. she's made of EPIC fail and WILL produce many Lulz to future Generations.
  • VVraith - Another inflation artist.He lacks talent and is a total sonic fanboy.Ofcourse,He also Cums to obese dragon-thingys.DA
  • Dragonkick - More inflation artist crap.Recently deleted his entire gallery then re-uploading a month later,Thus proving Telling him his art sucks will drive him away. DA
  • Mangafanrohan - Just a general mass of Pokemon faggotry. Loves MANGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And ROCK AND HEAVY METAL (which he considers Panic At The Disco). Draws himself as Mewtwo and uses the word "Pokesona". Emo. Gaiafag. Almost incomprehensible. May need to be trolled moar. His DA
  • rtil - DeviantArt A whiny bitch who writes tl;dr journals including a gigantic rant about Project Chanology. Also considers himself supperior to 4chan and is always ready for a critique [22]. Should be impaled on a stick.
  • Kr1mz0n - DA A crazy Invader Zim fantard with no life what so ever. Likes to go on 7 paragraph long rants on things that get her butthurt. Her friends arn't much brighter, they think they are better that everybody else just because they read comics written by a skinny emo fag. Man the harpoons! We have the next DivineAngel.
  • bman44-MSPaint using diaperlover who hates us DA
  • WerewolfPsycho- emo furry fag who says in every journal entry that she is going to kill herself DA
  • Reashi- Another mexican furfag that goes batshit insane at the slightest critique on his shitty art. DA
  • Phinesius- Gained fame on DA by pasting heads of anime characters on top of badly rendered breasts. Could use trolling.DA
  • LakeHylia- A couple of inflation "artists" (Seriously, they're engaged) with a cult-like following. Tends to focus on breasts, sometimes with added bonuses like milking and cowbells! Oh, and drawing your significant other as a bimbo is totally hot! Needs M0R DRAMA! DA. When making this article keep in mind she made [this] and she may be an eproctophile.
  • SapphiretheHedgie Quite possibly the lowest of the low in the recolouring community. Her OMGSOORIGINAL creations are simply Sonic, Amy et al with a wierd flick of hair obscuring one eye. DA
  • RickyDemont Furry who faps every form of inflation art under the sun, and has wasted who knows how much money on commissions. His gallery consists of SL screencaps, shit sketches and art other people did for him. His favorites count, which consists entirely of furry and inflation art, is literally over 9000 and climbing, which explains his huge number of pageviews. Also wrote some shit furry fic. DA
  • BaronOBeefDip Whiny dyke who constantly bitches about fandoms and what's wrong with them. Makes shitty MSPaint inflation drawings, and also traces over anime/movie artwork and copyrights the picture http://encyclopediadramatica.com/skins/common/images/button_link.png

Internal links as her own. Known to delete fucking everything the moment she's contradicted. DA

  • Ryota7777 Whiner and gaming faggot who believes he's better than everyone else. Constantly bitches about the quality of cartoons and videogames and how mean some of the popular artists are for blocking him when he whined about how he didn't win their drawing contests. Bitches nonstop and full of shit and TL;DR. DA
  • PockyPal Has an entire gallery filled with nothing but Nazi related art, including chibi Hitler and a Nazi Mary Sue DA This Tartlet needs an article ASAP. Article is being researched.
  • CookingPeach, aka Miu, is the weaboo queen of furfagotry. Her deviantArt page is the tip of this frozen shit iceberg. She draws tranny shit, gay shit, bi shit, and all of it is nasty. her DA page, her FA page, [23] and that is where her most fucked up shit is.
  • giantb00bzsupremacy - Draws, you guessed it, giant boobs. What makes him special is that his art is simply ghastly and includes random shit as milking, popping breasts, and giantb00bzsupremacy.deviantart.com/art/Darkness-Worms-71493686 nipples that turn into worms]. DA
  • saintfighteraqua Borderline Gonterman clone who sports a bad rip-off of Sailor Moon, portrayed through shitty art worthy of Chasethehedgehog. Is totally asking for it. DA
  • sinkato - Weeaboo extreme, actually thinks his name is Japanese. He's got Sonic, Megaman, and Kingdom Hearts fan characters pouring out of his ass. Crappy MySpace angle shots can be found in his scraps. Milk this lulcow before it bursts and dies. DA
  • 4EverGreen draws horrible Camp Lazlo porn and naked furries DA
  • Buryuu Whiny weeaboo bitch obsessed with dragons and anime. Throws a shit-fit whenever dragons aren't "drawn right" and bitches at people for liking American manga, etc. Is also self-centered and her drawings aren't that great either. Has the potential to be a great lolcow. DA
  • nichx A weird pervert who likes to produce (badly drawn) pictures of super-heroines fighting each other and then having (boring) lesbian sex. DA
  • sakuyamon A crazy Mary-sue who basically traces official Kingdom Hearts art and recolors/redesigns it to stick her Female-Blonde-Sora-Mary-Sue in with her friends' shitty self-insert characters. There is nothing in her gallery but crappy mary-sue fan fiction and mary-sue art. There are a few Danny Phantom pieces, but her insert-sue shows up in those, too. She has an army of asspatting fangirls. Troll for lulz, she'll defend that her character IS NOT SORA OMG (this is a LIE) to the death. DA
  • ZetaR02 -- Attention whoring, hispanic slut who draws relatively decent art, but it's all furry fap-fodder Sonic fanart. Includes pedo of Cream the Rabbit, etc. This is how she's raked in over 200k pageviews.
  • split-prower- an emo 12 year old girl on DA who cries about everything and yells at people for nothing DA
  • MinaProwertheFox Retarded and autistic furfag with a hueg hard-on and copypasta skills and an ego that can rival Chasethehedgehog's.
  • theleaveshaveeyes - hangs out in forums, telling other forumers they have no life
  • adamu-chan Insane furrie. Fake suicidal. (Most of his stuff is down nowadays, but contributions from y of people who are aware of his history would be rewarded with lollipops and shaggings.)
  • Sour-Purple, some TARTlet that drew a weeaboo-version of EFG and soon got stormed by /b/tards. Apparently she takes pride in this fact. Comments hidden left and right. Also, her art features anorexic-looking underage boys.
  • Luuffles A stupid "emo" shit artist who traces, likes animu, is a furry (an Emo Neon Vampire Dog) and constantly posts journals of leaving DA, and then comes back. she also threatens comitting suicide at least 100 times a week.
  • Makime A fucking egotistical little furry shit who thinks she's "perfect" ( she goes by Princess Makime at all times) and everything has to be perfect to her at all times. She hates everyone who doesnt have perfect anatomy, so she bashes them and tells them how much they fail at life. Though on the contrary, her anatomy isnt so "perfect" as well as the rest of her shitty art. She wishes for all of DA to come kissing at her feet and praise her shitty art. So in order to do this, she "helps" people by redlining their art, completely drawing over it and telling them to work from that and give her credit for helping. She's also a lolita, whoring her self in lolita dresses and her dog, taking pictures of them and posting them to get over 9000 favorites. She's done many other things that deserve her a nice little ED page, just look her up. She also once had an article on here, but she BAWWWWWWWWW'D and changed accounts to "Princess-ree-ree", Then once the article was gone, she went back to her original account, claiming that "she was back". She also uses other people's art and tries to "out do" them and be so much better than them. You could call her the "Ego Queen". Also, she's 100% original. You copy her characters and YOU WILL DIE. She WILL find you. That and she'll make an LJ post pissing herself over it.
  • Why hasn't anyone written an article on the new contest over at DA for The World Ends With You? It's basically Square-Enix looking to DevianTarts for free concept art, since they're tired of sucking on Tetsuya Nomura's cock.
  • Kameira - Annoying canadian bitch with an ugly as fuck fursona. She uses all the tricks in the godamn book to generate drama around the interwebz. This fag will make a nice addition to ED. Did we mention she shags dolphins?

[edit] Deleted Pages That Need to Be Rewritten

These pages have been flushed in our effort to improve quality, but are about subjects that might be interesting and relevant to ED's goals.

  • Antic Café - They need an article again, because of their visual gay faggotry and so on.
  • They Might Be Giants - Old article was crappy jokes and information on the band. New article needs to be 90% on their internet exploits and any interesting events/drama surrounding the band ONLINE.
  • Tori Amos - My version was deleted, so I'm putting the request back in case it's still wanted and somebody can do it better. Needs on-line drama surrounding her rape. Cynar Image:pakeystone.png 21:57, 26 March 2008 (CDT)
  • Fight Club - Need a solid few paragraphs on the irony of it all. Don't need another uncy/IMDb entry. See also rules 1 & 2, V (for Vendetta). - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 04:50, 31 March 2008 (CDT)
  • Phantasy Star - By virtue of being an MMORPG. - Jasper Jasper @ MeowMail.com 22:10, 3 April 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Deleted Pages That Have Been Rewritten LOL@U

  • Molag Bal the first one was deleted because it was not written properly with ED guidelines, but it can be filled with lots of lulz. Albertluque 09:15, 16 April 2008 (CDT)
  • Where has the Amy Winehouse article gone? it was lulz, has it been baleeted by a Zionist spy? Andronicus 10:11, 26 March 2008 (CDT)

[edit] Articles that need help

  • I have no idea what this site is, but I know that 2012 is supposed to be the end of the Mayan long count calendar. I might do it if no one else beats me to it.
  • New York Nurse- needs moar of everything-pics, text, /34/, et cetera.
  • Ke-Kaikunane-o-Seer - needs more text.
  • BambiBlaze - Needs moar drama, etc.
  • Sagefag - This article needs to be redone. It's full of pipes, and it's still unfunny.
  • Ship - srsly cock ass in
  • Uncle Kage - this guy leads the world's biggest furry convention. A convention that may have caused a fucking baseball team to lose because they shared a hotel with the said convention. There has to be SOMETHING on this guy. He's creepy and he's important.
  • Screencap needs, like, moar screencaps
  • Message from scientology needs pictures. all text from scifag on now.
  • alexreynard who draw lots of puketastic Gadget scat-porn supported Ray Jones and compared raid4lulz to RL-rape! OH SHI
  • MindWipe - Needs moar funny, drama, etc. And also better organization of content.
  • Latenightshots - Article is pretty crap. Not funny, little drama. Needs moar eeeeverything!
  • Boring articles.
  • Anything that's crap.
  • Eproctophilia Farting fetish porn is very sick,and very real. Just go on fchan or deviantart,you'll find some easily. There are some IRL non-drawn farting pornos out there too. You can help this article by finding non-anime pictures, embedding videos, or finding eproctophiles(possibly ones from deviantart) and adding their names to the list.
  • Splongcat needs moar EVERYTHING. Pix, screenshots, actual lulz, etc.

[edit] Stuff to Keep up to Date

ED:PRESS for press references to ED.

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