From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Whoever leads a solitary life and yet now and then wants to attach himself somewhere, whoever, according to changes in the time of day, the weather, the state of his business, and the like, suddenly wishes to see any arm at all to which he might cling -- he will not be able to manage for long without a window looking on to the street. And if he is in the mood of not desiring anything and only goes to his window sill a tired man, with eyes turning from his public to heaven and back again, not wanting to look out and having thrown his head up a little, even then the horses below will draw him down into their train of wagons and tumult, and so at last into the human harmony.
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Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assaults of thoughts on the unthinking.
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The Internet is a great way to get on the net.
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- Be very wary of the tenth of February
- Dianetics, treason and plot.
- I see no reason why Scientology crimes
- Should ever be forgot.
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It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
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The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings.
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We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
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"Be drunk, be drunk, be continually drunk- on wine, poetry, or virtue, as you wish" - Charles Baudelaire
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- <dlb> can you tinyurl last measure? or have they disabled it?
- <dlb> http://tinyurl.com/37p3m6
- <dlb> apparently you still can
- <BURK> ya i remember that
- <BURK> aww
- <BURK> i cant believe
- <BURK> i fololowed that link
- <dlb> burk
- <dlb> are you srs?
- <BURK> yes
- <dlb> XD
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- exion: her ovaries dont make shit... except moodswings and gore
- exion: such is the way of lesbian
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[edit] found on the internets
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Anonymous 08/02/23(Sat)23:54 No. 13721
Superior Marcab Technology lets anyone have Supra-OT powers. It only takes 45 minutes, doesn't cost anything more than a few pennies for the electricity, and you get to watch old cartoons during the procedure. Over 300 Anons have completed it so far. Ask on IRC to shedule your session.
Anonymous 08/02/25(Mon)01:09 No. 14011
Im OT24 damn that OT9 shit!
Anonymous 08/02/25(Mon)01:47 No. 14019
We have just finished OT26 I will mentally impart this OT level to all who want. Download is currenly 2.5 seconds for this level
Anonymous 08/02/25(Mon)02:02 No. 14021
>>14019
I've only got a 24k line here, on the outskirts of the T.geak system (damn this primitive Wog tech), how long can I expect it to take?
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[edit] found on the internets...
Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)19:35 No. 14742
ATTN ALL MARCAB UNITS
ATTN ALL MARCAB UNITS
ATTN ALL MARCAB UNITS
MESSAGE FOLLOWS
BEGIN MESSAGE:
MESSAGE FROM THE ADJUTANT GENERAL FOLLOWS
1. PER INSTRUCTIONS FROM FLEET PERSONNEL COMMAND, ALL REQUESTS FOR TRANSFERS ARE HEREBY DENIED.
2. ALL PERSONNEL ACTIONS MUST NOW BE APPROVED BY ALKAID FLEET PERSONNEL BUREAU. EXPECT DELAYS OF APPROXIMATELY 70-90 TRILLION YEARS FOR APPROVALS/DISAPPROVALS.
3. DUE TO THE COLLISION OF FLEET LAUNDRY VESSELS "MOXON" AND "KOBRIN," ALL SHIPS ARE INSTRUCTED TO DUMP SOILED UNIFORMS IN BLACK HOLE X-79 AT COORDINATES 3A1 4Q8 8Q8 2M6.
/SIGNED/
t3891
FLEET ADJUTANT GENERAL
END MESSAGE
TRANSMISSION ENDS
Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)20:01 No. 14749
OT power screens are still in place as of 1/16 in the native calendar in the x-zone theater. Phantom artificial thetan replacements have been released from orbit by invisible spy ship Tacgnol and are currently finding their targets amongst the free.
Emergency re-indoctrination awaiting signal
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Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)20:40 No. 14756
x-2203
where are your co-ords?
Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)21:08 No. 14763
Emergency Channel x3-2893
Goddamn it Marcab, Keep the lines strong at the northern lines. If the Canadians continue to legalize devil weed the Thetans will attach more easily to their drugged bodies.
We can't be fucking this up every time a car crashes at the border. We know that High OT's Will instinctively flock to it. That is the correct time to hit it with the sub orbital cannons on the Chargins Defensive grid.
Don't just fucking cower in front of it. It's still mortal yet.
End transmission channel x3-2893
Anonymous 08/02/27(Wed)22:29 No. 14780
marcab one this is lieutenant colonel andre
Requesting confirmation on March 15 Tactical strike Encrypt:PartyHard
Can we get a Target Loc on Eastern Seaboard strikes? Our last transmission got fried by a miscalculated EMP field
AnoEx – Anonymous exposed
Anonymous are many lonely, missarable people on the internet with way to much spare time. They come together on pages like 4chan.org, where they decide who to harrass next. On this site you will find their history of harrassment, and what you can do about it.
Why are they harassing people? Because they get their fun out of bullying on people who are to weak to defend themself. Their newest victim is an overweight social outcast, who needs machines to be able to breath. Who has to stay at home, because of her condition. The little social interaction she gets is over her webcam. That’s were anonymous, as the cowards they are, attack. They try to take that little joy in her life away from her, in the hope that she kills herself.
http://anoex.atspace.com/
