Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/February 2009
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| “ | Hoooray! I've been banned on the ED mailing list, IRC room, and Wiki. You guys are all carebear asshat fags who can't handle a modicum of real drama. Probably was a smart move to ban me as I would have just continued talking shit until I got bored. I'd do something nasty but no worthy opponents have emerged and going back to jail wouldn't be that much fun. Enjoy your clique of retardedeness. -Jim | „ |
| —Jim Profit, ED mailing list - one tough motherfucker | ||
| “ | Hoooray! I've been banned on the ED mailing list, IRC room, and Wiki. You guys are all carebear asshat fags who can't handle a modicum of real drama. Probably was a smart move to ban me as I would have just continued talking shit until I got bored. I'd do something nasty but no worthy opponents have emerged and going back to jail wouldn't be that much fun. Enjoy your clique of retardedeness. -Jim | „ |
| —Jim Profit, ED mailing list - one tough motherfucker | ||
| “ | MANY WANT to INSIST we have to STOP TED and are CONTORTING to ATTEMPT to STOP TED! | „ |
| —Tedjesuschristgod on how it's difficult being God | ||
| “ | TIME CUBE IS A "T.O.E." - THEORY OF EVERYTHING: TIME, LIFE AND TRUTH. TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE MAKES YOU EVIL. | „ |
| —Gene Ray on his amazing jew hating Timecube | ||
| “ | TIME CUBE IS A "T.O.E." - THEORY OF EVERYTHING: TIME, LIFE AND TRUTH. TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE MAKES YOU EVIL. | „ |
| —Gene Ray on his amazing jew hating Timecube | ||
| “ | [06:46] <Mantitx> no girls [06:46] <Mantitx> on | „ |
| —in #ed, srs business in IRC | ||
| “ | <Mantitx> no girls <Mantitx> on | „ |
| —in #ed, srs business in IRC | ||
| “ | What the fuck was that. Seriously, guys: if you're going to burn an article, {deathnotice} and contacting an admin are the ways to do it, not rainbow blinkies and painseries. This is ED in 2009, not 2004. | „ |
| —Yirimyah on Brendan Lash, It's funny because he doesn't know it was admins who did it | ||
| “ | What the fuck was that. Seriously, guys: if you're going to burn an article, {deathnotice} and contacting an admin are the ways to do it, not rainbow blinkies and painseries. This is ED in 2009, not 2004. | „ |
| —Yirimyah on Brendan Lash, It's funny because he doesn't know it was admins who did it | ||
| “ | <g0sp> it sounds like someone decided that uncyclopedia wasn't unfunny enough <g0sp> and so they made something that was even more devoted to aspie/nerd/geekcult humor | „ |
| —re: Illogicopedia | ||
| “ | <g0sp> it sounds like someone decided that uncyclopedia wasn't unfunny enough <g0sp> and so they made something that was even more devoted to aspie/nerd/geekcult humor | „ |
| —re: Illogicopedia | ||
| “ | <ifw> hey so how are you guys doing down there in america with your 'hey let's not trade anything with anyone sharing is for chumps' <Crazyconan> so hey how are you guys doing up there with your maple syrup and milk in bags <ifw> but seriously does anyone see how america can sustain itself? like, are you guys gonna live on corn or what is the plan? <Crazyconan> we sustain ourselves by not being canadian | „ |
| —in #ed, Crazyconan on Canadia | ||
| “ | <ifw> hey so how are you guys doing down there in america with your 'hey let's not trade anything with anyone sharing is for chumps <Crazyconan> so hey how are you guys doing up there with your maple syrup and milk in bags <ifw> but seriously does anyone see how america can sustain itself? like, are you guys gonna live on corn or what is the plan? <Crazyconan> we sustain ourselves by not being canadian | „ |
| —in #ed - Crazyconan on Canadia | ||
| “ | <lolthread> you don't eat kittens man! <lolthread> u take funny picshurz of them and spam the internetz | „ |
| “ | Remember That The War On Terror Is Being Brought To You By The Same People Who Brought You The War On Drugs? Remember How Successful That Was? | „ |
| — A Better Man Than You Will Ever Be | ||
| “ | Remember That The War On Terror Is Being Brought To You By The Same People Who Brought You The War On Drugs? Remember How Successful That Was? | „ |
| — A Better Man Than You Will Ever Be | ||
| “ | g0sp: i nailed some girl who had a pussy that smelled like a cedar chest once | „ |
| —#ed | ||
| “ | g0sp: i nailed some girl who had a pussy that smelled like a cedar chest once | „ |
| —#ed | ||
| “ | <einsidler> wtf <einsidler> there is a linux iso in my dominatrix porn folder <einsidler> how did that get there... | „ |
| “ | <einsidler> wtf <einsidler> there is a linux iso in my dominatrix porn folder <einsidler> how did that get there... | „ |
| “ | They took baths together and cuddled in the bed they shared. Travis brushed the lonely widow's hair each night and pined for her when she was away. | „ |
| —MSNBC, talking about Sandra Herold's relationship with her chimp Travis (what?) | ||
| “ | They took baths together and cuddled in the bed they shared. Travis brushed the lonely widow's hair each night and pined for her when she was away. | „ |
| —MSNBC, talking about Sandra Herold's relationship with her chimp Travis (what?) | ||
| “ | The person that I spoke with yesterday afternoon was a criminal, and another one that I spoke to in the eveing was one too. These people was asking me for personal information. The wanted to format my entire computer. They wanted to put my computer in safe mode networking. My computer has never been in safe mode networking. Networking with who! I realize the person that I was speaking with didn't didn't know what do. He had someone in the background giving him directions. My computer is having problems with your internet service. You know what the problems are and you need to fix these problems. My resume was taking from the internet without my consent. I logged on and you failed to protect me. Like I explained to you in several phone calls. I received a message stating that other people are logged on to my computer. I also told you that a virus was on my computer. The name of that virus is call MSHTA.exe. Activity: The script is attempting to call Reghead method with the IWSHSHELL30bjict file path: mshta.exe status the script executive has been stoped. I got another message why this happened error code: OX80072eff. Vendor need to take care of what they did. I cannot do what is happening on my computer on my end. Another that I notice. All the web addresses are missing. The message that I get is searching the internet at fifteen times. Where did my web addresses go. Who is taking this information inference to what websites I visited. This is illegal and it is against the law. | „ |
| “ | The person that I spoke with yesterday afternoon was a criminal, and another one that I spoke to in the eveing was one too. These people was asking me for personal information. The wanted to format my entire computer. They wanted to put my computer in safe mode networking. My computer has never been in safe mode networking. Networking with who! I realize the person that I was speaking with didn't didn't know what do. He had someone in the background giving him directions. My computer is having problems with your internet service. You know what the problems are and you need to fix these problems. My resume was taking from the internet without my consent. I logged on and you failed to protect me. Like I explained to you in several phone calls. I received a message stating that other people are logged on to my computer. I also told you that a virus was on my computer. The name of that virus is call MSHTA.exe. Activity: The script is attempting to call Reghead method with the IWSHSHELL30bjict file path: mshta.exe status the script executive has been stoped. I got another message why this happened error code: OX80072eff. Vendor need to take care of what they did. I cannot do what is happening on my computer on my end. Another that I notice. All the web addresses are missing. The message that I get is searching the internet at fifteen times. Where did my web addresses go. Who is taking this information inference to what websites I visited. This is illegal and it is against the law. | „ |
