Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/July 2009
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| “ | The director of publicity for Dr. Gunther von Hagens tells TMZ someone claiming to be from Jackson's management team did contact BODY WORLDS several months ago about Jackson's interest in being preserved in plastic. But, she says, "We can further confirm that Mr. Jackson is not now a registered body donor in the Institute for Plastination's Body Donation Program." | „ |
| —Just in case you were wondering | ||
| “ | The director of publicity for Dr. Gunther von Hagens tells TMZ someone claiming to be from Jackson's management team did contact BODY WORLDS several months ago about Jackson's interest in being preserved in plastic. But, she says, "We can further confirm that Mr. Jackson is not now a registered body donor in the Institute for Plastination's Body Donation Program." | „ |
| —Just in case you were wondering | ||
| “ | Today i will tell ED how not to be so typical how to expand not be be so cutting edge our as a lot of you like to be called fortunes little brother gay :) trust me i never try to be part of ed but i enjoy the site trolling your kiddies is always fun of course and trying to bang ed girls WHAT WHAT 2 and counting who will be lucky number 3 killa roo you dirty whore. | „ |
| —Tom Serson from the book of Serson | ||
| “ | And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the Jerkops, I will kick Mary Lee Walsh into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villains. And I will have support from my Electric-Hedgehogs, my mother and father, my Closest Gal-Pals | „ |
| —Chris-chan, on his upcoming game. | ||
| “ | Given his BAC (3.5x the legal limit) he was an habitual, heavy, long time drinker, though relatively young. I'm sure his family has suffered greatly at the hands of his alcoholism. I can only hope he understands how much grace he has been extended in this whole situation, and that he really has changed his life. | „ |
| “ | Seriously, WhiteMystery is the cat's meowth. I would hit it. Twice... | „ |
| “ | The Administrator doesn't like trolls. If you are one and actually stupid enough to act like a complete asshole, you will be humiliated with an article posted on this site. Also, don't vandalize the articles as well. It's a wiki, not a video game. Think about what are you editing, how did you edit it, and your purpose for it. If you vandalize an article, you too will be humiliated and get banned from Anti Encyclopedia Dramatica. | „ |
| “ | "I think I might be becoming a little bit gay because I had sex with this Brazilian guy and like immediately after I was schpritzen I was immediately upschtane and ready to go again ... | „ |
| “ | I AM interested in meeting single FEMALES for a POSSIBLE RELATIONSHIP to MARRIAGE! This is MAINTAINED by Ted Jesus Christ GOD DIRECTLY and PERSONALLY and COMPLETELY by Ted HIMSELF! This has had STABILITY PROBLEMS and therefore Ted is putting ON Internet Other Internet Sites. | „ |
| —Tedjesuschristgod on being "TED" | ||
| “ | Anyone can be found on the internet, you're just not trying hard enough. | „ |
| —Kinspin, Newgrounds user on the topic of Internet stalking | ||
| “ | Hey Faggots, My name is Enju, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are short, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even made a doll? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun fighting each other so you can meet Father because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Dolls on Bokuchan.... | „ |
| —Enju | ||
| “ | Hey Faggots, My name is Enju, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are short, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even made a doll? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun fighting each other so you can meet Father because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Dolls on Bokuchan.... | „ |
| —Enju | ||
| “ | Oh my God, it was putrid. One of her sneakers is still down there. | „ |
| —Angry mother, on her daughter falling into a manhole while texting. | ||
| “ | Oh my God, it was putrid. One of her sneakers is still down there. | „ |
| —Angry mother, on her daughter falling into a manhole while texting. | ||
| “ | MysteryBot is the beginning of Skynet. | „ |
| —The great prophet, Girlvinyl | ||
| “ | MysteryBot is the beginning of Skynet. | „ |
| —The great prophet, Girlvinyl | ||
| “ | Your actions clearly signifies malicious intend. I will give you sometimes to correct this situation. If this is not to my satisfaction, you will deal with my legal representatives. | „ |
| —Joseph Palazzo, renowned atheist, to the fucking bot | ||
| “ | Your actions clearly signifies malicious intend. I will give you sometimes to correct this situation. If this is not to my satisfaction, you will deal with my legal representatives. | „ |
| —Joseph Palazzo, renowned atheist, to the fucking bot | ||
| “ | If I want to hire somebody to haul live electrical cable around while I smoke cigarettes and blow smoke in their face and an albino midget yells racially crass jokes at them, then that's the job and if they want it we can come to an agreement on pay rates. | „ |
| —Bartab in a Slashdot discussion on uppity negroes | ||
| “ | If I want to hire somebody to haul live electrical cable around while I smoke cigarettes and blow smoke in their face and an albino midget yells racially crass jokes at them, then that's the job and if they want it we can come to an agreement on pay rates. | „ |
| —Bartab in a Slashdot discussion on uppity negroes | ||
| “ | It might be a good thing they started with 4chan. They'll probably put up more of a fight than any other internet group, which is pretty sad. | „ |
| —MaxFreedom, in regards to AT&T's recent block of 4Chan | ||
| “ | That isn't Wikipedia, but the Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's that infamous site that's been made by a**holes who got kicked out of editing at Wikipedia so they made their own Wiki where standards of good taste, common decency, and the avoidance of NSFW pictures do not exist. They made pages for about a gazillion people whom they deem unfit to live, including myself. | „ |
| —David Gonterman, on Encyclopedia Dramatica | ||
| “ | The aforementioned sight is not simply a group of individuals making fun of someone. They are, under the legal defintion, slandering a young woman whose art work has been verified by a professional artist as NOT in violation of copyright infringement. | „ |
| —sanitysgate@gmail.com, [Ace E-lawyer] | ||
| “ | The aforementioned sight is not simply a group of individuals making fun of someone. They are, under the legal defintion, slandering a young woman whose art work has been verified by a professional artist as NOT in violation of copyright infringement. | „ |
| —sanitysgate@gmail.com, [Ace E-lawyer] | ||
