Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/June 2008
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| “ | I'm e-famous for being both outspoken and annoying. I have been banned all throughout the internet, had petitions passed around for my removal, and have been reported to numerous law enforcement agencies for various cyber atrocities. Those days are behind me now. I'm simply here to entertain...and to mock the stupid...can't forget about mocking the stupid.. | „ |
| “ | It's totally hilarious to see a bunch of dork ass little internet geeks, dickweed racists probably too wussy for an actual racist organization, talking it up on an anonymous forum like they're all gangster tough. | „ |
| “ | I know this sonuds a little farfetched but i can only hope that you believe and let me get back to my passion for wikipedia. I was in the middle of the harmless session on wikipedia when my wife came in and asked me where the anal lube was. At this point I should have just told her to go away but like any cool dude I love doing it in the ass. So instead of stopping my wikipedia session right there I decided to do her up the ass in front of the computer. Everything was going well until about 10 minutes in when she started shitting profusely all over the keyboard. At this point I paniced and ejaculated on the monitor. In my efforts to clean up the unbearable mess I ended up typing some things that may have been construed as vandilism. Due the intense volume of seamen on my computer screen I was unable to see what I was typing and therefore I should not be held responsible for my action. Next time I am editing wikipedia I will tell my wife we have to forget the the anal. | „ |
| —Jjlikesmen’s (random vandal) unblock request at TOW, [1] | ||
| “ | IT'S MY FUCKING 21st BIRTHDAY!! :D | „ |
| “ | I am not willing to "work with" mental health professionals on the "pedophile problem." I am willing to converse with them, to tell them what they need to do, to order them, to command them, and to destroy them professionally if necessary, but I am not willing to concede to them. The fact of the matter is, we hold all the cards. We (speaking on the broad scale) have sex with their children. And when they arrest us and put us in jail, a zillion more of us are still having sex with their children. And when they get us in therapy and "cure" us and teach us how not to "offend," a zillion more of us still slip through the cracks and still have sex with their children. And there's not a damn thing they can do about it. For every pedophile they arrest and put in jail, ten
more are fucking their children. | „ |
| “ | Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion? | „ |
| —Frank Zappa, to a concert audience in Toronto in May, 1969 | ||
| “ | I have many attachment I can send to you if you ready for the challenge. Our all friends will be our witness. Ready? then be pripared I wills end them tomorrow. | „ |
| —Hussain Almousawi ~ ED Users mailing list | ||
| “ | You want me to be homosexual? Fine - Run with that. | „ |
| “ | On the downside, it’s loaded with sexual predators. On the plus side, it’s also loaded with sexual prey. | „ |
| —quote from The Daily Show on the dangers of myspace | ||
| “ | I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? | „ |
| “ | If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I’d probably just start calling out letters. | „ |
| —Demetri Martin | ||
| “ | Would the world be a better place if people never felt guilty? Makes sex better. Shoulda seen her in the last months of our relationship. Lot of guilt. *Lot* of screaming. | „ |
| “ | Who were these people? To the police, watching last Saturday's London protest, they are a quirky bunch of middle-class kids. “These are the nicest protesters I have ever had the privilege of policing,” one said. “They even bring lunch.” Sure enough, behind the barricades, there is a large table of crisps and soft drinks. Demonstrators offer biscuits to passers-by. One of their placards reads: “We have cake, they have lies.” | „ |
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| “ | id try it yeah. never worn one a banana suit this wud ave to be done in a hotel or summet though as it wudbe 2 risky to do it at mine incase sum1 walked in how embarrasin, yea that wud be fun..do u ave any banana suits.. oh and yea dirty feet are nice only if there white..but neva licked any b4...oh and this may sound silly but wudnt mind u swearin as i lickin ur feet...perhaps be a bit racist...lol xxxx i dontfink ur weird at allll its called explorin your fantasies.. | „ |
| —Ricki Raven being trolled into agreeing to wear a banana suit during sex | ||
