Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/June 2009

“	It's not possible to understand it, and when you do understand it, then it's even worse.	„
—Tom Green, On memes

“	I can't be out of money. I still have checks.	„
—Typical Americunt

“	We finally get to see the titular villain Bill, played by the washed up hack that is David Carradine, in what could possibly be the dumbest battle ever. Uma pokes him in the chest a few times, Bill says something and then he just fucking dies. That's about it.	„
—David on David Carradine

“	"What do I flood? and which one is real? Do you think I flood or do you commit fellatio?"	„
— TTT Vs DOKTORTR

“	Jason, you're a punk in real life and you're a punk in cybertown.	„
—cyber9rounder

“	<@WB> weavile how come on ED there is a "This is a series on people who have slept with rubberduc" template but no "THis Person is part of a series on people who have fathered children with hep" template <@jihaunter> not enough bandwidth'	„
—IRC

“	helvete20 at 2009-03-19 16:55 CET: MAN FUCK U MOTHERFUCKER.EXPLAIN BETTER U FUCKING IDIOT.. WHAT A FUCKING SHIT PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKER.COKSUCKING SHIT.... WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CRACK? THE SERIAL NUMBER I SUPPOSE TO WRITE? FU MOTHERFUCKER UPLOADER.. IT TAKES 2 SEC U WRITE A USER GUIDE INSTEAD OF ALL THE FUCKING SHIT FILE U HAD IN THIS MAP..... FUCKING MOTHERFUKCER	„
—Another happy user at thepiratebay.org

“	DOOSHER Just wanted to say, I'm more smarter than you, more educated than you, and overall a more better person than you. Your hate site will not bring me down. When your masturbating to your own tears at night in your mom's basement, wondering why you were shoved in lockers and popping zits on your forehead all day long, you remember what a pathetic little fife you are. Have a nice life, and I'll see ya when ya get there :D	„
—Calcatchem on Youtube

“	I'm not saying I'm dumb...or naive.	„
—CWC, being ironic

“	[1:36] +(Teala) i dont understand why lemon party is considered part of the big 5 anymore. its not shocking at all... its actually pretty hot	„
—Some fag from irc, on his old man fetish

“	ajboomboom5 stupid bitch don't got a life so he wastes his time bothering people azenpal00za is this the extended release version? I don't remember the movie being this long. CometAstro13 amazing! can't believe, the actors did such a good job and the story...it really makes me cry at 2:45!	„
—YouTube's response to the above video

“	I love black people, I just don't like niggers.	„
—drp1zza

“	11:02 <+jenzi> haaaaaaaaaay 11:02 <+jenzi> i'm chowin down on christian fast food 11:02 <+jenzi> who is jealous 11:03 < chud51> christian fast food?????? wtf 11:04 < chud51> like church's chicken?	„
—#spf, discussing the religion of fried chicken

“	[2:47] (MC) oh man [2:47] (MC) some faggot registered coolstorybro.com [2:47] (MC) i am heartbroken [2:48] +(Weed) cool story, bro	„
—cool story bro

“	@shen> BILLY MAYS HERE FOR MIGHTY EMBALMER Ravonic> He caught a case of the dead @azariel> rav arty_> HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXYCLEAN, IT'S THE PERFECT SOLVENT TO CLEAN AWAY THE MESS LEFT AFTER YOU VOID YOUR BOWELS POST MORTEM	„
—#spf, early response to Billy Mays' death

“	My father came to see shows when I was in leather thongs and didn't understand. He couldn't look at me for a few months. But when they saw me getting better, they saw how that my ideas were getting stronger. Now my father cries.	„
—Lady CaCa on why she gets along so well with Paris Hilton

“	Their articles will be gone! Mine too! ...which I don't care about, but I talk about... It's just a piece of text and graphics to me, which are all ugly and gross...	„
—Rootbrian, unrealistic expectations

“	...I got absolutely no problems with killing one of you...	„
—Argent009, YouTube Street Team

“	No one will need more than 637 kb of memory for a personal computer. 640K ought to be enough for anybody.	„
— Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, 1981

“	17:57 < ifw> oh god can you image the pressure the undertaker will be under in rebuilding michael jackson's face for the funeral	„
—#dongescrow, expressing the internet's pain

“	Chipotleeeeeee!!!	„
—Touko