Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/March 2008

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“ 		 
I don't like women with PMS. I don't go for that kind of thing.
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—DoodleDaMan237

 
“ 		 
PLEASE CAN YOU REMOVE THE POSTS FROM THE Badass, Pure Badass TOPIC PLEASE AS YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO HAVE MY VIDEOS ON HERE OTEHRWISE I WILL HAVE TO TAKE ACTION TO GET THEM REMOVED AND I DONT WANT TO DO THAT

PLEASE REMOVE ALL THEM POSTS AS I FIND THEM TOTTALY INAPPORPRATE AND I DO HAVE RIGHTS TO GET YOU TO REMOVE THESE

AS I WANT TO MAKE SOME THINGS CLEAR WITH YOU PEOPLE ON HERE AND THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS:

1: I`M NOT BEAVIS 2: I`M NOT MENTALLY DISTURBED LIKE SOME OF YOU THINK 3: I`M NOT DISABLED IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM
 

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—SUPERCOOLWILLOW[1]

 
“ 		 
Maybe I'm sending a signal I didn't register in my Asperger's riddled brain and my own chosen sexual identity.
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—David Gonterman

 
“ 		 
Certain ghost are only attracted to certain people some are like beacons in the night. Not all people will attract ghost i think most ghost find my tattoos interesting therefore i tend to get good pictures in return for letting them see my tats.
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—AngelofthyNight

 
“ 		 
...I ate a lot of fruits and vegetables which I didn't purge tonight, but I did purge a meal I had at Jack in the Box. Only part of it came out. (the Box part)
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—Switchiedagger bragging about her improperly executed eating disorder

 
“ 		 
Dear School Principal, I am a concerned mother who recently witnessed something quite disturbing. I walked into the room and saw my 16-year-old son watching a show called "The Simpson's Show" or "The Simpsons Family." despite its title, this was not a family show. The scene I found horrifying was when one of the characters, named Bartholomew "Bart" Simpson, tapped another female character on the shoulder. I found this excessively sexual and I do not want children being exposed to this kind of sexuality. I would appreciate it if you could do something about this or discourage your students from viewing "The Simpson's Show"
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—A Concerned Mother

 
“ 		 
What lies? Tolerated? Who the bloody fuck are you, sugar? Oh, nevermind. I'll just send some friends over to play with you. The game is called "Connect the bones", and they'll break yours so they can start. Lay the bloody hell off, or I swear to god I will put you into a hospital, where you will have to shit into a tiny little pedestral, where you will eat food through STRAWS!
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—Blackwingdragon being an Internet Tough Guy

 
“ 		 
<bambithebandgeek> I put in my own mental subtitles along the way
<bambithebandgeek> 'I want your ass, Father, for it is large and white and Godly, unlike your penis which is small and sad'
 
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— Reaction to Church of fudge

 
“ 		 
sektie: i'm going to write a book

sektie: and it's going to suck.
sektie: it's going to suck worse than i do.
sektie: i've decided i have no writing skill whatsoever.
sektie: i'm devoid of talent
sektie: all i have is breasts
sektie: and with age, even those will sag
sektie: and then i'll have nothing.
sektie: i'll have no talent, saggy boobs, and a stupid book.
 

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—Randi Harper

 
“ 		 
Since then, DHS and the local police force have harassed our local Furcadia club, stolen our fursuits, tainted UA's, placed surveillance on our persons and vehicles, threatened several of us receiving state services, and multiple other unethical, unlawful, and unconstitutional practices.
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—Blu Aardvark

 
“ 		 
Hope you guys got what you wanted. I'm taking Tarah's advice. Hope you feel happy. You'll never see me again come next Monday. Out of all the pack i thought you would of seen what Tarah was doing was bad.
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—Darkfox

 
“ 		 
There is nothing wrong with diapers. I am a normal human, have a full time job and love to write stories and roleplay. I also love friends and keep them.
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—Knuffy

 
“ 		 
Shut up, Judge!
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—Prince Jeremy

 
“ 		 
13:17 < Cluckyx> hey ajt

13:17 < Cluckyx> What's with the topic?
13:17 < ajt> well
13:18 < ajt> I need a site layout for the anonymous forums I have made
13:18 < ajt> like a web header
13:18 < ajt> and
13:18 < ajt> I need some javascript magic done
13:18 < ajt> but neolobster is making that
13:18 < Cluckyx> </caring>
13:18 -!- Cluckyx [fsdf@l0ld0ngs-CF754E9D.glfd.adsl.virgin.net] has quit [User has been banned from anonymuncule (</ircing>)]
 

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—EDIRC

Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
From: Barbara Schwarz <BarbaraSchwarz2...@excite.com>
Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:32:40 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Fri, Mar 14 2008 11:32 am
Subject: Re: I DON'T SUPPORT ANONYMOUS - THIS IS WHY!

These anonymous folks are mainly young communists without any life experiences. They are superficial and have a lot to learn.

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"Magic does'nt exist? Oh really? Than explain Magic tricks you nimwit." -Daxflame

 
“ 		 
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
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—Andrew Brown

 
“ 		 
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
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—Andrew Brown

 
“ 		 
Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance.
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—Paul Carvel

 
“ 		 
Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance.
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—Paul Carvel

 
“ 		 
The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.
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—Eric Schmidt

 
“ 		 
The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.
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—Eric Schmidt

 
“ 		 
The Internet is full. Go away.
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—Author Unknown

 
“ 		 
The Internet is full. Go away.
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—Author Unknown

 
“ 		 
In cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance.
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—John Perry Barlow

 
“ 		 
In cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance.
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—John Perry Barlow

 
“ 		 
The Internet is the trailer park for the soul.
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—Marilyn Manson

 
“ 		 
The Internet is the trailer park for the soul.
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—Marilyn Manson

 
“ 		 
<WhiteMystery> i didn't tell you guys that i lost one of my RL friends beacuse of ED and /b/
<WhiteMystery> a friend of mine that i hadn't seen in a year or so came home for spring break
<WhiteMystery> i mentioned ED and he'd never heard of ED, /b/, or anything related
<WhiteMystery> so i sat him down for almost 2 hours and showed him the best of ED
<WhiteMystery> then i went on 4chan and picked about 20 good threads on b to show him
<WhiteMystery> good mix of jailbait threads, motivators, some pedobear stuff
<WhiteMystery> i tried calling him and he refuses to talk to me because he thinks i'm a pedophile, hacker, and murderer
<WhiteMystery> before he hung up i asked if he'd put in a good word for me with his sister
<WhiteMystery> that didn't help
 
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—ED IRC

 
“ 		 
<WhiteMystery> i didn't tell you guys that i lost one of my RL friends beacuse of ED and /b/
<WhiteMystery> a friend of mine that i hadn't seen in a year or so came home for spring break
<WhiteMystery> i mentioned ED and he'd never heard of ED, /b/, or anything related
<WhiteMystery> so i sat him down for almost 2 hours and showed him the best of ED
<WhiteMystery> then i went on 4chan and picked about 20 good threads on b to show him
<WhiteMystery> good mix of jailbait threads, motivators, some pedobear stuff
<WhiteMystery> i tried calling him and he refuses to talk to me because he thinks i'm a pedophile, hacker, and murderer
<WhiteMystery> before he hung up i asked if he'd put in a good word for me with his sister
<WhiteMystery> that didn't help
 
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—ED IRC

 
“ 		 
<BURK> i want
<BURK> to fist
<BURK> a woman or manbot
<WhiteMystery> you can fist me and i'll talk like a robot
 
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—ED IRC

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