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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/March 2009

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<ajt> okay

<ajt> fuck this channel
<@dan> :D
<Bryce> it's suddenly so clear
<@zewb> ajt: g-line everyone who is lame
@zewb (zewb@l0ld0ngs-5E8BC99F.hsd1.tx.comcast.net) Quit (User has been permanently banned from anonymuncule (by request))
<@zaiger> oh shit
<@zaiger> lollin hard
<@dan> hahaha
<@Penni-piper> whoa
 


 

ED IRC - We aim to please

 
 
<ajt> okay

<ajt> fuck this channel
<@dan> :D
<Bryce> it's suddenly so clear
<@zewb> ajt: g-line everyone who is lame
@zewb (zewb@l0ld0ngs-5E8BC99F.hsd1.tx.comcast.net) Quit (User has been permanently banned from anonymuncule (by request))
<@zaiger> oh shit
<@zaiger> lollin hard
<@dan> hahaha
<@Penni-piper> whoa
 


 

— at ED IRC we aim to please

 
 
i put a thousend tigers apund ur head
 

 

—gonan jynx you for life, Classic Engrish from SA

 
 
i put a thousend tigers apund ur head
 

 

—gonan jynx you for life, Classic Engrish from SA

 
 
Sex with 20 year olds isn't as fun as it is with grown women, but their bodies are fun to play with if you can keep them quiet long enough to enjoy them.
 

 

—Grimwell, an EverQuest 2 community manager

 
 
I sport a cath bag

long plastic tube up my cock
now I Pee Freely.
 


 

kazantzakis

 
 
<@carshit> i have a long list

<@cargirl> i need to do zaiger before i turn 18
<@cargirl> and i'm doing eppigy in a hotel sometime in the next few months
<@cargirl> and i am spending the rest of my life with weev on a yacht off the coast of california
<@cargirl> so i have a lot of plans for my vagina
 


 

Cargirl - turns not jailbait today

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/March 8, 2009
 
 
I couldn't care less about SFW or NSFW. That website ED looks like every single degenerate that's ever been on the internet ever designed it.
 

 

—some faggot on EQ2Flames

 
 
I couldn't care less about SFW or NSFW. That website ED looks like every single degenerate that's ever been on the internet ever designed it.
 

 

—some faggot on EQ2Flames

 
 
A man who mailed a bloody cow's head to his wife's lover has been sentenced to probation and community service. Jason Michael Fife "understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody."
 

 

http://weird.plime.com/l/46527-related/1/

 
 
A man who mailed a bloody cow's head to his wife's lover has been sentenced to probation and community service. Jason Michael Fife "understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody."
 

 

http://weird.plime.com/l/46527-related/1/

 
 
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
 

 

your mom

 
 
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
 

 

your mom

 
 
<h64> i dont think you can really say youre experienced in life if youve never masturbated while staring at the sun
 

 

h64 - ED IRC

 
 
<h64> i dont think you can really say youre experienced in life if youve never masturbated while staring at the sun
 

 

h64 - ED IRC

 
 
I've been reading some of the comments (although I sort of wish I hadn't) - we have people on YouTube who don't believe in God but think dragons were/are real.
 

 

NotedStrangePerson, replying to [this vid]

 
 
I've been reading some of the comments (although I sort of wish I hadn't) - we have people on YouTube who don't believe in God but think dragons were/are real.
 

 

NotedStrangePerson, replying to [this vid]

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured quotation/March 19, 2009

 
 
My coworker, referring to corndogs:

JUST BECAUSE IT LOOK LIKE A GIANT BREADED COCK ON A STICK DOESN'T MAKE IT NOT YUMMY AND SCRUPTIOUS.

I told him:
Admit it, if cock tasted like corn dogs, you'd eat them

 


 

NeoLobster, Snugglenets

 
 
My coworker, referring to corndogs:

JUST BECAUSE IT LOOK LIKE A GIANT BREADED COCK ON A STICK DOESN'T MAKE IT NOT YUMMY AND SCRUPTIOUS.

I told him:
Admit it, if cock tasted like corn dogs, you'd eat them

 


 

NeoLobster - Snugglenets

 
 
ok,u say that theres no females on da internets but ur a females u clearly didnt tink dis thru
 

 

—a user on bebo, proof that America is not the only country with a shit education system

 
 
ok,u say that theres no females on da internets but ur a females u clearly didnt tink dis thru
 

 

—a user on bebo, proof that America is not the only country with a shit education system

 
 
None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me.
 

 

Rorschach, Telling it like it is

 
 
None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me.
 

 

Rorschach, Telling it like it is

 
 
<glob> knock knock!

<penni> whos there

<glob> taepo

<penni> taepo who?

<glob> TAEPODONG NIGGA BOOOOOOOOMM

<penni> lol

<glob> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7964364.stm

<penni> oh my
 


 

#dongescrow's mature response to impending doom

 
 
<glob> knock knock!

<penni> whos there

<glob> taepo

<penni> taepo who?

<glob> TAEPODONG NIGGA BOOOOOOOOMM

<penni> lol

<glob> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7964364.stm

<penni> oh my
 


 

#dongescrow's mature response to impending doom

 
 
<glob> knock knock!

<penni> whos there

<glob> taepo

<penni> taepo who?

<glob> TAEPODONG NIGGA BOOOOOOOOMM

<penni> lol

<glob> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7964364.stm

<penni> oh my
 


 

#dongescrow's mature response to impending doom

 
 
wikipedia being cocks is the reason this was created
 

 

Killhamster, 12/12/2004 livejournal post on the birth of encyclopediadramatica.com

 
 
wikipedia being cocks is the reason this was created
 

 

Killhamster, 12/12/2004 livejournal post on the birth of encyclopediadramatica.com

 
 
I want my own Encyclopedia Dramatica page. That would be ohso entertaining.
 

 

Twitter user MsTragedy, having a very bad idea

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