Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/Display/May 2008

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“	You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this?	„
—Albert Einstein

“	My bf dont really belive but dont denie it completly. He see signs for me... and laugh! The other day he said, I got something freitning to tell you... and he write a number on a paper: 2120 (our door number).... He says, you dont see?!??! Mix the number and you got 2012, THIS IS A SIGN.. and laugh again!	„
—A MORAN, BELIEVING 2012

"Some people say the best weapon is the one you never have to fire...I respectfully disagree. I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once...that's the way dad did it, that's the way America does it, and its worked out pretty well so far..."

-Tony Stark

“	IM PRESSIN CHARGES	„
—Excerpt from Jane Goodall's research on silverback territorial rituals

In order to turn the fluid of nitroglycerin into a solid (easier for sticking to police cars!) the best method is to fill any large airtight container about 2/3 and shake it. Introducing the bubbles into the nitroglycerin results in a substance slightly like whipped cream, which is basically what we've done here. In order to prevent the bubbles leaving the solution, place the shaken nitroglycerin in the oven for 2 hours at 180 degrees celcius: this is not hot enough to be dangerous, but effectively cooks the substance. --The Anarchist's Cookbook

“	Guy, I understand where you are coming from, but NPOV more or less says we shouldn't let our personal views figure into deletions. The fact that ED is composed almost exclusively of a bunch of complete shitheads who probably get laid even less often than I do and will go shoot themselves in a few years when they realize they haven't contributed anything to humanity at all shouldn't factor into our decision.	„
—JoshuaZ, Deletion Review

“	If we can have a bazillion articles about paedophilia, really weird sex acts, zoophilia, graphic photos of various STDs, etc, etc, I'm sure we can bear the grossness of having an article about ED.	„
—Naerii, Deletion Review

“	Show a man how to build a fire and he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.	„
—Boxodots, Age of Conan forum

“	Encyclopedia Dramatica is a website for those at the awkward stage between writing on toilet walls and discovering how to masturbate.	„
—JzG, review

“	We now have an "article" on the self-aggrandizing sophomoric shithole that is Encyclopedia Dramatica. Way to go. That really improves the encyclopaedia, just like the countless band vanity articles we get. Fact is, nobody who is not already a member of the ED community gives a toss about the worthless place, and their retaliation against our original deletion showed that deletion was unambiguously correct. The purpose of the article is solely tro validate their tawdry little website and persuade themselves that the hours they spend there are of more merit to humanity than hours spent masturbating.	„
—JzG

“	DELETE Must I explain to you exactly how this site sexually humiliates our editors? I did not want to post here with the terrorist sympathizers, but you forced my hand. Many of their latest articles attack our admin corp. I won't link to it because as of right now it is lesser known, since no one really reads ED anymore because they have realised that doing so aligns them with cyberterrorists. Does that make you feel good? Aiding and abetting sexual humiliation and cyber stalking? Or are you under the impression that a free encyclopedia just builds itself, regardless of whether or not we have editors? I am part of the silent majority and our voice will be heard. If that offends you in some way, I suggest you take a deep look into your soul and find out if you have any empathy for another living, breathing human being. Are you one of these "free speech" nutcases that thinks it is ok to deface the Virgin Mary with excrement or something? Because that is what Encyclopedia Dramatica amounts to.	„
—Wikipedia:User:The Voice Of Your Heart

From the Encyclopedia Dramatica deletion review

“	Ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?	„
—George Carlin

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