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Request for God-powers is serious business. Here, people can brown nose the admins in an attempt of getting admin powers. After you're nominated, people can vote. If the majority of the votes support you, you get to be a SysOp!

Ok, I was lying. I just created this page because I was bored. I'll probably delete it when we had enough lulz with it. It won't actually get you admin powers, because ED is not a democracy. I did it for the lulz.

Contents

[edit] Current nominations

Don't add new requests at the top of this section. No one gives a damn.

Nominations don't have to be accepted by the user in question. If you nominate a user, don't tell him anything, so we can all laugh in his back.

Please remember to update the vote-tallies in the headers when voting. (what)


Current time is 11:36, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Purge page cache if nominations haven't updated.

[edit] Paco650

How could you NOT love this little internets-drama cherub?
How could you NOT love this little internets-drama cherub?

Nominating myself because why the hell not? I promise to keep working on those never-ending projects and just generally uping the lulz. Plus I will bring delicious ice cream and, well, you KNOW how hot it gets in the summer.

[edit] CONFIRM+

[edit] DENY-

[edit] ?/!

[edit] Einsidler

Image:Clever.jpg
This is me, I'm clever
Image:Einfucktard.jpg
I'm also a fucktard
Part-time internet tough guy
Part-time internet tough guy

As this is a sherrodcracy, whatever Girlvinyl says, goes; and she has spoken: 

I dunno. Majority rules on this one, cause I don't know that person

That comment was made when Sheneequa recommended I be made a sysop. As most ED regulars know, I have no life and am online almost every day, writing articles, fixing spelling, and reverting vandals. Even though this page is generally bullshit, it's a decent medium to show support or opposition as it seems a vote is necisary to show the powers that be how worthy I am, lol. I should put a list of stuff here... yeah, that's a good idea.

[edit] Lists and shit

[edit] Reasons I should be a sysop
  1. I do a lot of edits
  2. I revert vandals
  3. I OCD on mindless repeditive tasks
  4. I will never use my powers for anything like this
  5. I have been mistaken for a sysop...
  6. ...twice
  7. I own all of your base
  8. I am a straight A+ student.
  9. I have a large penis
  10. I own a cat, it is fine
[edit] Reasons I want to be a sysop
  1. E-penis
  2. Women find power sexy
  3. Protect the lulz
  4. Ban vandals
  5. Destroy humanity Help people
  6. More tools to fix stuff
  7. Join ed_admins, I'm not a member of any communities on LiveJournal :(
  8. My lucky number is 24, there are currently 23 sysops. Coincidence, I think not.
  9. I have a friend who is a midget. Nothing to do with this, just thought I'd mention it
  10. 10 is a good number for lists
[edit] Previous Comments

What people have said in relation to me becoming a sysop:

  • I know I was only sysopped a few days ago, but I feel that Einsidler deserves sysop. He's always on and has many class-A edits and would be a help to ED maintainment. Plus since Jacknstock Aussieintn and Banaan have lost sysop I believe he would be a good replacement. --Sheneequa on livejournal
  • If I ever find you in real life I will use your skin as a fur suit you unfunny faggot. wingsnugs --WKD 10:33, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Support

Barbie dolls are fun
Barbie dolls are fun
Image:Lesbian-porn.jpgImage:Lesbian-porn1.jpgImage:Lesbian-porn3.jpg
    • You have my total support now-Ket 11:01, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Oppose

  • Spelling ~ Banaan 14:41, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Me. I don't especially need a reason. --WKD 10:39, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong oppose. --Bastardman 10:39, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
  • No more new sysops until I get god powers. --Ntg85 10:42, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Sheneequa and Riboflavin, maybe if you had stayed more active you would have your god powers. In fact, if you were active I doubt you would be against me getting said powers. --Not an E! Insider 10:47, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
      • --Bastardman 10:53, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
        --Bastardman 10:53, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
      • Frankly, the only reason I quit was because Jacknstock was being a fag and letting trolls get away with murder and getting Bastardman de-adminned. I was pretty much the way Ein-what's-his-face describes himself, but the sheer amount of faggotry emanating from Jacknstock put me off. Frankly, this guy scares me and a better reason to oppose would be his apparent willingness to get on his knees for Jacknstock, but hey. And yes, the reason we're all showing up now is because the gay is returning to non-lethal levels. GODDAMN IT YOU FAGS STOP EDITING WHILE I'M TRYING TO SAVE!!!!!!!! --Ntg85 11:06, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
        • WE USE ASTERISK AROUND HERE, RETARD!! --Bastardman 11:12, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
        • The only reason I have a high opinion of Jacknstock is because he was the only admin ever around for most of the time I have been here. --Not an E! Insider 11:09, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
          • Fantastic. Then don't get self-righteous at the rest of us, cutie-pie. ( OMG<3<3<3 nikki) --WKD 11:20, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
            • Rest of cutie-pie? wtf are you on about? --Not an E! Insider 11:23, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
              • A typo, now fixed, baby-face.--WKD 11:27, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
      • It's no especial secret that Banaan, Bastardman, Ntg85 and I left due to Jack's enourmous faggotry. He's gone and so we're back. And we were on all day everyday (and being funny to boot) while you were still furtively masturbating to feelings for your sister. Oh, wait...anyway, don't attempt to lecture us about activity and lets all be friends, as pink rabbits and snuggly pumpkins are so much more enjoyable in groups. wingsnugs--WKD 10:58, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
        • I grew up into a highly active, funny, and respected member of ED while you all fucked off and hide. --Not an E! Insider 11:03, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
          • That's nice dear. Yeah, we all were, and then Jack power-tripped the fuck out of the place by reverting every single article that he didn't agree with, regardless of whether or not it was written by other admins. He then did it to the wrong admin. Funny how things turn out, eh? And if you're getting all butt hurt over this, then maybe you don't have what it takes to be here in the first place. I'll refer you to the nature of the entire website. Unless ED has turned into a support-network for jews and furries since I left. wingsnugs--WKD 11:20, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
            • TL;DR. You just have sand in your vagina about not being sysop, and that goes for all of you opposing me for no good reason, at least Banaan came back here with lulz instead of dipshittery. I only nominated on this page because Sheneequa suggested me as a sysop and Girlvinyl said that they'd have to go with the majority. --Not an E! Insider 11:30, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
              • Too gay, can't be bothered. --WKD 11:39, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
            • Unless ED has turned into a support-network . . . Only because nobody is baleteing shit like this. --mustard!ass complain 11:25, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
              • Fixed, just for you. Don't say I'm not good to you baby. Now spice it up a little. --WKD 12:12, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
                • Thanks daddy, you always did give the best head.--mustard!ass complain 12:17, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
          • Wah. --Ntg85 11:06, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
          • Hahaha, oh wow. --Bastardman 11:12, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
            Hahaha, oh wow. --Bastardman 11:12, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Questions/requests for this candidate

STFU
STFU
  • Why can't we all just get along? --mustard!ass complain 10:58, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Because they want to be sysops, I would like to be a sysop, therefore they are against me. --Not an E! Insider 11:03, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
      • Why can't we all just be sysops? --mustard!ass complain 11:32, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
        • Personally, I think if more regulars where sysops that would be a good thing. People who can be trusted to do good edits, and can get vandals to fuck off. So if you, me, Blu Aardvark, Thedreadedkettle, J3ph 42, Samsara etc who I have seen being responsible users where all sysops, that would be good. However, I think WKD and Ntg85 just want it too much. Seriously, what kind of self-important idiot nominates on this page? I would have probably put up here a little while ago, because it was iritating me not having any sysops online at the late times I'm on, however I realised the joke of this page. The only reason I nominated here now is because that is the only way people can show support for Sheneequa's initial suggestion, and most likely there would not have been any opposition if it wasn't for a bunch of bickering idiots wanting that job for themselves. --Not an E! Insider 11:39, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
          • Yeah, what the fuck? We put our nominations here for exactly the same reason you did. This page was started as a joke by Bastardman, will you call him self-important too? Regarding your hissy-fit, my comments in this page used to be standard practise at this site. If you're too much of a delicate flower to suck it in that's your fucking problem. I'll refer you to, well, this entire fucking place. Do I care if you are a sysop? I'm beginning to think that you'll turn into another Jack because you can't take it. And now they are back Bastarman and Banaan should at least be re-instated. Also, I seem to notice my section has more votes than yours, as well as being funnier. wingsnugs--WKD 12:12, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
            • I agree that Banaan should be resysopped, I have completely irrelevant history with Bastardman, and I haven't really seen much of you or Ntg85 because you both haven't been around during my peak of contributing. Every few days, I am either the only one, or one of two people left to try and fight vandalism. With no sysops being online at the time, its a real pain in the ass. I am really sick of this whole conversation, if it wasn't for you 3 deciding to come back all of a sudden then I would most likely have been unopposed. --Not an E! Insider 12:20, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
              • We have history? That's news to me! And "I would most likely have been unopposed"? Hahaha, who the fuck do you think you are, Darth Vader? GTFO. --Bastardman 13:10, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
            • Also, the reason you had more votes is because ED as a whole isn't as active as it once was. --Not an E! Insider 12:21, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
              • When you arrived, Bastardman was more active than Banaan, and I was probably more active than both of them. We all left at the same time, just after they deleted everything in protest. So your post is half-arsed on a good day. --WKD 12:30, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
              • I AM SUPREMOR, WORSHIP AT THE TEMPLE THAT IS MY BODY. --WKD 12:30, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
                • Deleted in protest? Fucking hell that sounds stupid. If you guys can run the wiki properly then go ahead. But at the moment, Sheneequa and Riboflavin aren't really enough, that is the main reason I actively supported the idea of sysopping me --Not an E! Insider 12:37, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
                  • that is the main reason I actively supported the idea of sysopping me
                    that is the main reason I actively supported the idea of sysopping me
                    that is the main reason I actively supported the idea of sysopping me
                    that is the main reason I actively supported the idea of sysopping me
                    that is the main reason I actively supported the idea of sysopping me
                    that is the main reason I actively supported the idea of sysopping me
                    that is the main reason I actively supported the idea of sysopping me
                    that is the main reason I actively supported the idea of sysopping me
                    that is the main reason I actively supported the idea of sysopping ME
                    that is the main reason I actively supported the idea of sysopping ME
                    --Bastardman 13:10, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
                    • Yes, your point? I could have just ignored it when I saw Sheneequa post that in ed_admins, but I decided to put up a thing here because I could do good work with sysop powers. I had joked about being made sysop before, but hadn't really thought of it as a possibility in the near future. --Not an E! Insider 13:17, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Sheneequa

Crayolacrime already gave me sysop, so none of your opinions matter. I'm just doing this for the lulz. See also: Comment whore.

[edit] Support

  • Me. -Jew #1
  • 2nded - Jew #2
  • Me three!!! - Jew #3
  • Iawtc - Jew #4

[edit] Oppose

[edit] Questions/requests for this candidate

16:40 (Deletion log) (diff; hist) . . Sheneequa (Talk) 
(deleted "1929292910101010192101010191": content was:
'#redirect Mexico' (and the only contributor was 'Sheneequa'))
  • Discuss --Jew #5 08:50, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
    • Btw, in case you don't get what I meant; Out of context it looks like you made that page for no reason and then deleted it, I do actually understand what it means, I am 1337 not a n00b --Not an E! Insider 09:06, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
      • I stopped vandalism by moving the page, leaving a redirect in its place and giving me the only edit for that page. Now I'm a God I deleted the useless page. --Sheneequa 09:10, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
        • Yeah, I know. Just it looked really funny. --Not an E! Insider 09:17, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] WKD

I am running for sysop (lawl) on a comprehensive platform, unlike all those other faggots with no direction in their lives. On becoming part of the system I promise to:

  1. Ban Banaan at least three times in the first week.
  2. Change the welcome template to indicate that article subjects must be explicitly linked to the internet.
  3. Ban Banaan at least three times in the second week.
  4. Do something about the Serious Fucking Business that is making this site an unfunny circle jerk
  5. Ruthlessly ban everyone who votes against me.
  6. Give more help to n00bz. Specificly, not perma-blocking for anything other than vandalism and being Banaan. Also helpful advice and not sticking my head up my arse in a LOLMG IM SYSOP DIE NIGGER JEW LAWL klepto-faggot shouting fit.
  7. Add the photo of Banaan's mother to as many articles as possible.
  8. Ban all sysops. I will then proclaim myself El Presidente for life, Supremor of ED and Emperor of the Internet, also Fire Tiger. The main page will become a vanity page dedicated to my glory, and photos of my erection with a mustache painted on it will adorn all pages. I will rule this new empire of newbies with the cold, cold iron fist of hatred. This will be the most dramatic event in the history of ED and will create a Drama Singularity so powerful that no drama will escape. Thus all drama in the world will be consumed leaving everyone to live in a paradise of blissfulness for 1000 years, until Jesus returns and fucks it up for everyone.
  9. Write an electric fuckton of articles on the more popular blogs.
  10. Overdose on cough medicine a couple of times.
  11. I'll probably ban Banaan again sometime around here, even if I have to un-ban him to do it.

Vote in the appropriate catergory below or be destroyed. The choice is both simple and clear.

[edit] I can't get enough of your love, baby

  1. Support- He knows his way around a vagina (like the one I have) --Ntg85 06:29, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  2. Support- ILU. --Bastardman 15:31, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  3. Support- How could I refuse the person who first greeted me?--Riboflavin 15:38, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  4. Support- Just for the line “you glorified fucking Asterix comic” when insulting DarkJin. -- CATS 20:52, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  5. Support- Huzzah! Huzzah! --Zim 05:31, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  6. Support an' shit- this is getting pretty lol especially the campaign promises omg zephyrcrow 21:12, 2 Mar 2006 (UTC)
  7. Supp0rt l0lz Voted because at top of list. --Gowain
  8. BANDWAGON - On I go, here we go, bring the lulz, bring the yiffin'. Did someone say something about tit shots? --X\MEMOIRSX 14:28, 14 Mar 2006 (UTC)

[edit] I want to to banned

  1. SCAB- I don't know if I like your policy that much, especially point 6. Also; WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WITH ME?????? YOU SHIT-FLAVOURED COCK INHALER ~ Banaan 20:26, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • I don't need a reason, Dutchy McClogclog.--WKD 21:17, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] I can't make up my mind about anything and will die a failure and alone

  1. Point and laugh - IIRC, a sysop with a lower-numbered internal ID can simply un-ban themselves when banned by a sysop with a higher-numbered internal ID. You may wish to rethink your campaign promises accordingly.--Hardvice 15:19, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • Then how'd Bastardman ban Banaan a few days ago? --Ntg85 19:56, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
      • Banaan could have unbanned himself. ~ Krade hi yo~ 21:10, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • I don't see why. --WKD 19:47, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • It would appear that any admin can unban themselve should they so choose, regardless of who banned them. --Bastardman 23:52, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
      • Yep, we're virtually unbannable. It's great. --Jacknstock 23:53, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
        • Once again, this makes absolutely no difference to my plans. Man you guys are a bunch of faggots.--WKD 23:57, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Questions/requests for this candidate

  1. H5N1 or H1N1? ~ Banaan 20:29, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • Whichever kills you the fastest.--WKD 21:17, 22 Feb 2006 (UTC)
      • You can feel the love. - CATS 08:42, 23 Feb 2006 (UTC)
        • Banaan is the new Jews. I will cement my political support by scapegoating him for all ill that befalls ED.--WKD 08:57, 23 Feb 2006 (UTC)
        • WKD's hatred towards me stems from the unfulfilled wish to have sex with his father. ~ Banaan 11:58, 23 Feb 2006 (UTC)
          • Nothing unfufilled about it.--WKD 20:08, 23 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Ntg85

Ntg85- I nominate myself because I am a girl and ED needs more girls so we can have girl power and girl this place up and girly girl girl girl. Also because I am a girl with titties and a cunt and I think that is important to know. --Ntg85 01:56, 16 Feb 2006 (UTC) (girl)

[edit] Support

  1. Support - Because it will be funny when she is voted in and still doesn't get God-powers. --Bastardman 15:32, 16 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  2. Support - Blah blah blah, nazis jews fags blah master race blah blah blah.--WKD 21:40, 16 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  3. Cuntsmack Because this is an awesome word, and this dude is awesome too. Wait, what am I voting on? This isn't tarddeli of the year? ۩ 06:39, 17 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  4. Support - If spilt, this product may stain. --Zim 12:37, 18 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  5. Support - The Gale Wind 02:45, 19 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  6. Support (In Italics because I'm important): Because I'm unbanned, because I rule, and because I want her to stop reverting my wonderful edits. Also because she's apparently a girl (and I want her to stop reverting my edits).-NinjaWhite
    • Way to fuck up the page! I should kill you where you stand. --Bastardman 16:38, 20 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • not unbanned now, are you? --kh/ what 03:07, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  7. Support Just so that I can say that I was there in the event godpowrz are granted. --ass!mustard talk to the ass 00:01, 21 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  8. Support even tho I know this is a male liar since girls on the internet do not leave myspace. --[[User:Weev|oh the rorror]] 21:13, 23 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  9. Support 'Cause she's a h8ting skank-ho who attracts trouble wherever she goes. Plus I might get her to make me a sandwhich then.--Riboflavin 01:59, 27 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Oppose

  1. Oppose - Everyone knows that mothers know everything, and mothers are just girls who had sex, so it follows that girls know everything. This alleged "girl" didn't even know how to format "her" nomination. Clearly Ntg85's claims of femalism (femality?) are false. If this self-nominated fraud is lying about this, what else might she/he/it be lying about? Hmmmmmmmmmmm? Also, this is not one of my puppets. --Jacknstock 03:43, 16 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • Bullshit, I formatted it just like Bastardman's nomination. It is you who is wrong! --Ntg85 04:05, 16 Feb 2006 (UTC)
      • You crapped it up and Bastardman had to fix it, plus I had to fix the bullet on your reply. I think you should re-nominate when you've learned a little more of the style guide. --Jacknstock 04:13, 16 Feb 2006 (UTC)
        • I was gonna fix it but you beat me. So there. --Ntg85 04:24, 16 Feb 2006 (UTC)
          • I beat you, plus there are no girls on the Internets. So there. --Jacknstock 05:25, 16 Feb 2006 (UTC)
            • Exactly, you beat me, and we all know that is hte highest honor a woman can get besides rape. Therefore I am a girl QED lawl --Ntg85 00:16, 18 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  2. Oppose - Girlvinyl's vagina is the only one for me.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 00:36, 17 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  3. Oppose - user hasn't given enough enough tit shots! --CATS 01:20, 17 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • How bout now?
      How bout now?
      • That could be a WMD storage bunker for all I know.-- CATS 17:12, 17 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  4. Oppose Slow ass motherfucker that does not provide tit pix and/or jew media conspiracy. --Mr Grieves 13:59, 18 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  5. Oppose - Everyone knows a girl would just muck up the place with her N*Sync posters and flip-phone covers and makeup. ED is crowded enough without estrogen flotsam all over the damn place. Go back to reading Tiger Beat. omg zephyrcrow 21:14, 2 Mar 2006 (UTC)
    • OMG!!!!111 D: *cryez* --Ntg85 03:55, 3 Mar 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Neutral

  1. Make me a sammich - If you're such a girly girl girl girl, you'd have to honor my request. Get to it!--Riboflavin 15:43, 16 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  2. Let girlvinyl decide. - You guys are aware that I made this as a parody of TOW when I was really bored, right? Every request ends with "let girlvinyl decide", so... Man, I should have made a bet with someone. ~ Krade hi yo~ 20:48, 18 Feb 2006 (UTC)
    • Yes, we're all aware. It's right at the beginning of the article. Does it really look to you as if anyone is taking this seriously? --Jacknstock 21:45, 18 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Questions/requests for this candidate

  1. Pics plz --Bastardman 02:00, 16 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  2. Are you not negative to the contra-opposite of the fact that there is no jew media conspiracy? --Mr Grieves 19:23, 16 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  3. 4 tit plz. --Mr Grieves 19:27, 17 Feb 2006 (UTC)
  4. I'd just like to say that if I was an admin I could have blocked Yote last night when he was yiffing over Jacknstock and before he pulled out the bot, because I was there since I have no life. --Ntg85 22:09, 24 Feb 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Previous nominations

[edit] Bastardman

Bastardman – This user is a unfunny basement-dweller with no life who smells like spoiled milk. Therefore, he should be be a SysOp. ~ Krade hi yo~ 23:24, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Support

  1. Support per this edgy comment. ~ Krade hi yo~ 23:24, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • Are you sure you can nominate him and vote for him? Isn't that double-dipping? Are you two double-dipping together? --Jacknstock 00:48, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
      • Wikipedia does it this way, and everyone knows that if it's on Wikipedia, then it Must Be True™. It's their new slogan. Wikipedia®. We Are Right™. ~ Krade hi yo~ 02:02, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
        • Wikipedia Sucks™. --Jacknstock 02:45, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  2. COCKS ~ Banaan 19:48, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  3. If COCKS means Support, then I'll have one also. omg zephyrcrow 22:50, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  4. Support, but I expect all campaign promises to be kept with an iron fist. ~ Toasterkitten
  5. Support, because he's a bastard. Ginger Snaps 01:06, 20 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  6. Support, I like bandwagons. Zimbu 00:25, 25 Jan 2006 (GMT)

[edit] Oppose

  1. Oppose - he's not one of my puppets. --Jacknstock 00:48, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  2. Oppose- I want that job. -Mexican Pirate 06:22, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  3. Strong oppose- You are all douchebags. --Flata 07:24, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  4. Oppose- This user wants Sysop powers. This is exactly why he should not be given Sysop powers. --[[User:Weev|oh the rorror]] 13:43, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Neutral

  1. Abstain, but jumping on dis. --Ntg85 03:21, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  2. Abstain until I've seen n00dz. Man-tits or leave.--Buffy the Apostrophe Slayer (talk) 03:32, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • Would you hit it /b/ ED? --Bastardman 13:35, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
      Would you hit it /b/ ED? --Bastardman 13:35, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
      • Cock pix plz. --[[User:Weev|oh the rorror]] 13:43, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
        • LOL IT'S A CHICKEN --Bastardman 15:28, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
          LOL IT'S A CHICKEN --Bastardman 15:28, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  3. Laugh It's funny that you guys think your votes matter. HA HA --girlvinyl 07:04, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Questions/requests for the candidate

  1. In your opinion, which meme is cooler, Monkey Hat or STOP THE PRESSES!? ~ Krade hi yo~ 00:09, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • They're both pretty gay, but I would have to say Monkey Hat. Because it's a hat, of MONKEY! --Bastardman 13:54, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  2. What's four feet tall, has three legs, red eyes, and eats people? --Ntg85 03:45, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • You? --Bastardman 13:54, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
      • Actually, now that it's been revealed that you are female, I change my answer to: lol a/s/l pix plz --Bastardman 15:36, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  3. Can you pull a goatse and if so, what's your record? --Fuzzy Hedgehog 03:56, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • Yes. 3 yards. --Bastardman 13:54, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  4. What is the average duration of one of your porn cycles?--WKD 05:41, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • A porn cycle being what? The period of time between one porn viewing and the next? Well, my strict Catholic upbringing discourages too much fapping, so the average would only be about 23 minutes. --Bastardman 13:54, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  5. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if it was thinking outside of the box? Huh? omg zephyrcrow 06:05, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • If it were thinking outside of the box, it wouldn't need to conform to modern society's traditional species roles and it wouldn't want to chuck wood. It'd write freeform poetry about how the Man is keeping it down instead. --Bastardman 13:54, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  6. Why is Linux allowed to exist? -Mexican Pirate 06:22, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  7. Please record a song stating why you think ED is awesome. --[[User:Weev|oh the rorror]] 13:43, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  8. What is your view on the existentionalistic standpoint of immortality? Lies or relief in the eternal elenchos or the oncarrying nous? What is the reason to being? And why.. whatfor? There's so much stuff going round and round in my head right now! How could we.. I mean, what.. is there any end to it.. this vicious circle of life.. aahgh .. WHAT AM I??? ~ Banaan 19:48, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • LOL IT'S A CHICKEN --Bastardman 20:04, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
      LOL IT'S A CHICKEN --Bastardman 20:04, 17 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  9. Are the rumours true? ~ Reuters
    • Yes. Yes they are. --Bastardman 20:21, 19 Jan 2006 (UTC)
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