Encyclopedia Dramatica:Templates/Labels

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Please visit the main article ED:T for more information on templates.

[edit] Label Templates

These templates are banners you can add to a person's user page, talk page, or article, in order to put them in their place.

This is what you type...

...and this is what is displayed

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

This person is an example of the AIDS that is killing ED.

He/she is contaminated with dangerous levels of anti-lulz and should be avoided at all costs. Or if you're brave (or already infected), you can just vandalize the fuck out of every one of his/her contributions.

This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry.
You can help by learning from their mistakes.
Vandalizing their user page with ad hominem attacks never hurts either.

DESU DESU DESU!

Templates/Labels is a /b/tard!

You can help by cleaning up after them.
BE WARNED! They are relentless.

LIEK OMG!! SO KAWAII ^_^

Templates/Labels is a GaiaFag!
You can help by Telling them to GB2/GAIA.
BE WARNED! They might be pretending to be a /b/tard, making them part of the cancer that is killing /b/.
Their faggotry is relentless.

		This user is a fucking crybaby. Please start WikiWars with them k thnx.

Warning!		This contributor is a cunt. You can help by murdering his or her parents. It's a little late now, sure, but it's the thought that counts. Right?

This user (Templates/Labels) is a whiney defamation bitch. You can help by assassinating their character more thoroughly.

Beware!:
This user is a dildo in denial who doesn't understand that Encyclopedia Dramatica is a satirical wiki, and cannot come to terms with themselves. You can help ED by reverting every single edit.

Warning!		This contributor has no command of the written Engrish language. You can help by using really short words and/or pictures.

THIS USER IS AN

ABSOLUTELY

FABULOUS

FAGGOT!

Beware!:
This user is a D&D fanboi who doesn't understand that Encyclopedia Dramatica is a satirical wiki. You can help ED by reverting every single edit.

Beware!:
This user is a Yaoi fangirl who doesn't understand Encyclopedia Dramatica is a satirical wiki. You can help ED by reverting every single edit.

Warning! (LOL furries)

This contributor is a fat fucking fantasist filthy Furry Faggot Fuck™.

You can help by hunting them down, deriding their psychological maladjustment to adult life, making them roadkill and performing Taxidermy on them. Download the CSI episode where it happens.

(Even though a person is a furry, they may still be welcome here. Read more.)

This user is a pedophile who came to ED for kiddie porn.

You can help him by shoving a needle into his urethra and slitting his throat.

You can help ED by reverting all of his contributions and not giving him any kiddie porn, kthxplz.

This luser is a lolcow, and should be lulzed to death in the usual fashion.
You can help by posting pictures of their LiveJournal drama or trolling their talk page.

Warning!		This contributor is a chronic masturbator. You can help by contradicting everything. Please remove this notice after revisions.

Attention!:
This n00b is forgetting their place by participating in a circle jerk. Plz help this editor to learn their place by telling them to stop participating in a circle jerk and by reverting every single edit they make. If you don't have time to revert them all, go for the ones that took the most effort.

Hello, Templates/Labels

THIS IS SERIOUS; READ IT.

Congratulations on joining ED! You probably fit into one of these categories:

1. New User

Before making your first article look over ED:101. Try checking out random articles and fixing typos, grammar and/or bullshit where you find them before trying to make a new page. To start with, make multiple small edits to different articles until you have the hang of it. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being molested by ED Sysops.

If you don't know anything about wiki formatting and code, please read ED:BASIC and the Style Guide. Take your time and start slowly.

2. Mediawiki Migrant If you're an experienced wiki user (probably from a Wikipedia offshoot) who knows how to operate, please read ED:101 for offical policy and ED:MIGRANT for tips on assimilation and basic rules.

Whichever you are, to successfully contribute to ED, please take some time to look around, note why other people get banned and don't act like they did.

Communication with other users prevents misunderstandings and can be done through talk pages, TJC and the mailing list.

If you plan on sticking around, feel free to make your mark on the ED:Map and join the ED Facebook, the ED Myspace and the ED Bebo.

Offended?
Possibly, you are offended by the content of this page. If so,
please click here, and scroll to the bottom.

Watch out!	This contributor waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation. You can help by contacting Federal Authorities.

Attention!

This user appears to be racist. They may be doing it for the lulz; if not, feel free to troll them by telling them how you're a nigger jew who enjoys fucking white women. As usual, if their fucktardery makes them unfunny, revert every single edit.

		This user is asking for it. You can help by giving it to them every chance you get.

This article is a keg of shit that has been fermenting so long it's just about ready to explode. It is an abhorrence and blasphemy of Encyclopediadramatica's good name.

You can help by fixing it or it will be deleted within the next few days. All crap articles are in the same boat.

WARNING! WARNING!
Templates/Labels is a sockpuppet of OldDirtyBtard and seems to think that greed is a virtue!

HA-HA!		This colostomy bag will soon be banned for their faggotry. You can help by learning from their mistakes. Vandalizing their user page with ad hominem attacks never hurts either.

WARNING! WARNING!
Templates/Labels is a possible spambot or vandal! Feel free to abuse their userpage or block them if they don't make any edits.

WATCH OUT!
Templates/Labels is a very pretentious and talented artist that no one will understand!
You can help by mocking their furry art, and then uploading over it.
BE WARNED! Their art may make you go blind.

Waaaa!		This user thinks they're a tough guy. You can help by calling a Waaaambulance for the hurt e-gos. Emasculation is also a highly recommended action.

WHY DO WIKIPEDOS THINK THEY CAN JUST COME HERE AND HAND OUT ORDERS, EXPECTING THE SAME INCOMPETENT BUREAUCRACIES AND STULTIFYING PROCEDURES AS ARE THE LAW AT WIKIPEDIA, AND THEN ARE PUZZLED AND DISMAYED WHEN NO ONE GIVES A SHIT?