Encyclopedia Dramatica:This Month In Lulz/September 2008
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It hardly seemed worth getting out of bed this month. With the activation of the Large Hadron Collider only Thursdays away, it seriously looked like a plan to spend the last ten days of Earth in bed with lots of drugs and a tireless sex brat.
Once the LHC had become the world's most expensive smoke machine, however, it was different lasers that were being charged; while The O'Reilly Factor UNLEASHED THE FUCKING FURY at Anonymous, Oprah unleashed "Over 9,000 penises" live on air and Moot unleashed something that was later described by confused bystanders as his "Sense of humor". Seems like we might not have escaped Catnarok after all...
September 2 - More Sonichu rule 34, oh God
On September 2, 2008, Chris-chan thought it'd be a great idea to draw 9 pictures of Rosechu naked, sign half of them, upload them to ED and then add them to this article. Fucking brilliant. He also thought it'd be a great idea to change some of the captions of other pictures, admitting that...
- He wants to rape Crystal.
- He finds Rosechu sexy.
- He drew the 5 rule 34 pictures before the ED article was even created.
| —Chris, admitting that he drew porn of his shitty characters before the ED article was made. |
September 4 - An Halo & CWC's Love of Loli
- Joshua Nimm, a Halo fantard, was trying to recreate a suicide from the Halo game series with a real rifle. He took out the magazine, but forgot to remove the round from the chamber. He will forever be remembered as an halo to us all. NEVAR FORGET.
On a less tragic note, as it turns out, within the Sonichu comic, Rosechu was supposed to be 15 years old. Chris-chan covered his ass by releasing a shitty hand-drawn "correction" onto his website on September 4, 2008. In an attempt to justify the epic fail of uploading porn of his underage characters, Chris insults the intelligence of everyone by stating that a lot of time has supposedly passed since the first episode, then goes into damage control mode to say that he has now retroactively aged the characters so that Rosechu is now 18 and Sonichu is now 19. Probably the lulziest thing about the "correction" is the inclusion of one of his Rule 34 pics. Instead of displaying the picture in its full glory like he has here on ED, he censored it with a shitty MS Painted bikini.
In a further attempt at pedo damage control, Chris also removed the Rule 34 pics of Lisa Simpson, Dot from Animaniacs, and Misty from Pokemon he had in the picture gallery on his Reldnahc user page. Curiously enough, even though Meg Griffin is only 17, he left the Rule 34 pictures of her untouched. In what is possibly an attempt to justify this faggotry, he captioned one of the Meg pics with the statement "I'll be your Boyfriend, 18-Year-Old Megan Marie Griffin." Pretending she is 18 years old makes it alright, AMIRITE?. He also has a video of Meg with inflatable tits in the favorites of his YouTube account, which he probably whacks off to.
September 9 - MySpace Trolls gets unlocked briefly and experiences yet another edit war
- This served as further proof that the MySpace Trolls article should stay locked due to retards such as Danielspengies, Lord Clean, and others engaging in edit wars for the sake of shameless self-promotion. It says a lot when an article's talk page is as long as the article itself, especially when the article is pretty fucking long.
September 10 - The Large Hadron Collider gets turned on.
It works. Anonymous all over the world come back out from under the bed.
September 11 - SONICHU: JUDGMENT DAY
| —--Chris-Chan, stuttering like a motherfucker. |
At some point Chris-Chan began an online friendship with who he thought was a smoking hot MySpace chick by the name of KawaiiKitsune. Naturally he proceed to slaver over this new found piece of Jailbait and generally act like a creepy fuck.
On September 11, 2008, it was revealed that KawaiiKitsune was, in fact, a black man in a pickle costume. Not only did this brave negro manage to shatter the remaining 15% of Chris-Chan's heart, he also scored some horrible, horrible nudes from him, and posted them RIGHT HERE on ED for all citizens of this fine series of tubes to see.
We here at ED congratulate KawaiiKitsune for his bravery.
September 13 - Chris-chan Still Not An Hero
| —--Chris-Chan, about :31 in, being incoherent. |
Two days later, thanks to his amazing Assburger regenerative powers, he has seemingly regained all composure.
In this latest video, he goes on about how Blanca is a real girl who has recently talked to him over the phone, how he wishes he could give KawaiiKitsune a "kick in the bawlz", and goes on to reiterate that Sonichu merchandise sold overseas is not the real deal. In addition to this, he has also finally come to the lulzy realization that JKProductions was a clever ruse, without so much as a shrug.
September 16 - Chris-chan's Email Hacked
| —Chris Chan being butthurt upon discovering the massive amount of hax. |
On September 16th, 2008, Chris had his AOL/AIM messenger/email hacked by Anons from Ebaumsworld. His security words were his dog and his dad's name, both of which was well documented thanks to this ED article. Chris-chan counter-attacked by resetting his password, but unfortunately for him, not his security words. Also, thanks to Ebaumsworld, his YouTube channel was also Haxzored, as well as his MySpace account(Funniest shit ever.). All of his accounts appear to be accessible through his AOL email.
We now know a few things about Chris-Chan and his lifestyle that we didn't know before. He apparently buys stuff that is common for any basement dwelling weeaboo, including anime sex dolls for every day of the week and anal beads. It was discovered that his mother knows that her son "mass debates" at least two over 9,000 times a week and he tells her when he's going to jack off. We also found out that his best (and only) friend, Megan, didn't like being sexually harassed by him.
September 19 - Over 9,000 Penises
On September 19, 2008, Oprah delivered epic lulz when, during a plea to viewers to support an anti-CP bill she happened to be supporting, she quoted the following from her website's forums:
September 20 - LHC breaks.
A "Quench" causes the magnets to overheat, flooding the tubes with liquid helium. CERN regret that there may be an entire two month period in which nobody is sucked inside out by the jaws of infinity AT ALL.
September 23 - Mr. Saari
A challenger appears and overthrows The Finnisher's previous high score in Finland. In true lulzy fashion, Mr. Saari became an hero at the end of his rampage at a school.
September 24 - Moar Females Trolling CWC
Indeed, where most people would give up after having their dox, n00dz, and sex dolls plastered over the internet, Christian Weston Chandler has gone above and beyond the call of faggotry. That's right, instead of leaving the fucking tubes after everything was hax'd, he declared e-love for a woman, to whom he refers as "His sweet panda bear", and posted a shitty YouTube video of him singing along with an old meme. Note the fact he can't even get the actual song, and has to sing squeal to an episode of Family Guy. Needless to say, this brave troll will undoubtedly get moar n00dz and post them right here. Which, y'know, could be considered good or bad...
| —--Chris-Chan, on bestiality. |
September 28 - MySpace Trolls gets unlocked again briefly
The MySpace Trolls article underwent another edit war when three of the butthurt trolls attacked it again. MysteryBot tried to stop the vandalism, but the article had to be locked yet again. The length of the lock this time? One month. This deeply saddened the trolls since now their asses have nowhere to bleed.
New Memes
- Garbage Day - Actually rather old, but we just now got an article on it.
- Hypnocake
- ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
