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[edit] OHGODHELPME

If you check the Uncategorized pages page, there's two pages with messed up names - they've got slashes in the names. It is driving me MAAAAAAAD. Aiken 15:05, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

  • The above, she is le fixed. BUT there's a couple of protected pages (Monorailcat and Zen444) that don't have categories. My inability to give them categories has already led to me stabbing several sexy nuns. Aiken 14:19, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Lazy Town or Lazytown

Well, I was just randomly looking through pages, and I noticed that there were 2 articles for Lazytown. If someone could merge them, that'd be great, I just don't know which we should keep or how to merge them properly. DL2K9 03:33, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] ALL REQUEST DRIVE AT FIVE

Okay everyone, I am stoned on painkillers and feeling frisky. If you want functionality added to ed this is the time and the place to ask for it. Protip: include links to how-to pages and other links that will help explain what you want, if you want you changes made. ILUAll. --Ghettofinger 03:29, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

  • It's rude not to share. DO WANT!--OldDirtyBtard 03:36, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Disable hotlinking for Wikimedia sites, plz. I posted the details a while ago on teh mailing list. ~ Krade hi yo~ 09:25, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • How do I shots mailing list? --OldDirtyBtard 19:21, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Image categories

You may have noticed that I've been adding cats to images. How would everyone feel about making image macro a cat and adding all applicable imgs to that as a cat? --Quasidan 20:17, 14 October 2006 (UTC)


[edit] Template Updates

Templates concerning categories are tending not to be updated - I've noticed that the 4chan template is lacking a great deal of articles. It's made of fail at the moment, to be honest. --Chemical Smelly 08:22, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Nathanr shit

From Nathanr:

Actually, I'm not 'theevilme' on LiveJournal. I don't even go there.
Nice try though. I'd like to see how that username can possibly be

linked to me.

Go on..show me your proof, it will be the source of much lulz.
Download this as a file

From some random:

My blog (http://theevilme.livejournal.com) has absolutely nothing to do
with that person you linked it to ("nathanr") and I demand removal of that
link immediately.
- Greg A.

Too busy to deal with this atm --Einsidler is made of jew and fail 01:18, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Galleries and AotN

If you have an Article of the Now that has a gallery, please rock a noinclude/includeonly so the gallery does not appear on the front page. The current layout cannot display a gallery witout a horizontal at 1024x768. example. ED POLICY --Quasidan 01:54, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Suddenly ED can't have attack articles?

[1] ?? I found stuff on 7chan 11:21, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

  • I'd vote undelete, but this isn't a democracy. --Einsidler is made of jew and fail 11:23, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
    • It's just trying to stir up trouble, but I'll undelete if another person agrees-Ket--Talk to me 11:24, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
    • According to http://911.encyclopediadramatica.com/ it's not a sherrodocracy anymore, so I don't know what. Joseph Evers doesn't drop by. ....Closet furry should be an article and I don't know why it wasn't. My stuff about Blu Aardvark ideally should just be the icing on the cake of that article. There's a lot of closet furries. I found stuff on 7chan 11:26, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
      • Undeleted, etc etc etc.-Ket--Talk to me 11:30, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
  • That article is total shit. Attack Blu Aardvark and add images here. Everything else in that article is pretty shit. --Sheneequa • Talk 11:44, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Isn't it funny how much of the information from this can be found on Wikifur's recent debates about Encyclopedia Dramatica, and how Blu Aardvark is heavily involved in said debates? Miltopia 12:07, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
      • Blu Aardvark (the person) = lulz. What he doesn't produce just somehow finds him. On Wikipedia, he'll rant angrily "I wasn't trolling..." for several paragraphs. Then someone will revert him with "revert Blu Aardvark trolling." I found stuff on 7chan 12:15, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
        • We've got Wikipedo tactics covered already, no point in rehashing. How successful do you really think you're going to be in coming to a wiki to deface an administrator? Miltopia 12:17, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Usernames

Can users be renamed? For people with vandal usernames? Miltopia 15:51, 16 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Think so. What do you want your new name to be? Tfo 01:41, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
    • VixenYiff No, I was actually wondering because there are some names that have personal info about users, probably the people in question are aware of it but maybe not. Someone might want to rename them. Miltopia 01:46, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
      • I doubt they are really, who would want their phone numbers plastered all over this site? Vandals work on many levels fo'shizzle blah. --Chemical Smelly 04:52, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] lulz 7chan

/i/ was making noise last night about fagging up ED with furry pictures. Not sure if it was just one guy or what. Reccomendations? Phuzzy - I'm your... candyman... 18:53, 17 October 2006 (UTC)


[edit] Rumour Of The Month

A conspiracy we would be well advised to investigate through the power of deduction:


Miltopia did WTC
Miltopia did WTC
Miltopia did WTC
Miltopia did WTC
Miltopia did WTC
Miltopia did WTC
Miltopia did WTC


  • I think an article lampooning our very selves is in order.

--Chemical Smelly 01:15, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

  • ED did WTC, that could be a good article. --Entropy 02:13, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
    • No. --Sheneequa • Talk 02:31, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
    • That would be very dull. Incredibly so. Tfo 03:38, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Bad idea. --Wattage 04:39, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
    • I think that would be overdoing the "* did wtc" meme-Ket--Talk to me 06:56, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Diabeetus did WTC. Phuzzy - I'm your... candyman... 04:09, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Diabeetus did my blood sugar-Ket--Talk to me 06:56, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • I mean it would be funny to have articles making fun of ourselves, not necessarily about WTC, since we are responsible for destroying the internets. See: Unwarranted self importance. --Entropy 07:09, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • How about the article that wikipedia had about us. --pady Irish man

[edit] Welcoming n00bs

Please be doing so with {{welcome}}, bitches. No need to be a sysop.--Quit or I'll use these your whining 01:47, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Serious Business

Have you guys seen MONGO's arbitration case on Wikipedia? Here's the link Arbitration Case. Several editors have been indefinitely banned. They also decided to ban anybody who posts a link to this website. A .45 Cal To Your Head 03:50, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

  • This is Serious Business. A .45 Cal To Your Head 03:51, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Yes, we have. They don't appear to realise that this entire business makes them look fucking stupid, because their entire "No Point Of View" thing is exposed as a farce by their actions relating to us. --yirimyah ♠ æ 03:59, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
      • It's no secret that the ArbCom is a fucking joke. I've yet to see them actually arbitrate anything; their idea of dealing with conflict it to ban the least popular user or point of view (or both). As I've said before, Wikipedia is not an encyclopedia. It's an MMORPG that has gone horribly wrong, and the existance of the Arbitration Committee (OMG LOLXYMORON) proves it. --Blu Aardvark 20:44, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Templates for chatlogs

Due to the recent chatlog trend we have for some article subjects, I made {{moarinfo}}, which directs you to all subpages of an article. So, plz be putting on articles with subpages. I just made this now, edit the wording and style or whatever but try to keep it unobtrusive, as the subpages usually aren't that interesting. Now, the question is: put it at the top, or at the bottom? Miltopia 05:34, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Just experiment for a while until someone decides to go on a rampage and put them all in one place. — Fnordulicious 05:28, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Food cat

I feel like we need a Category:Food. ps I'm drunk. --Quasidan 07:25, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Do we have enough articles re: food? Tfo 21:37, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Not presently, but it's a category that can be fleshed out rather quickly i.e. it's a subject everybody has experience in. Any prick can whip out a quick article on Carbonara.--Chemical Smelly 00:21, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Idwtc sry. Has NOTHING to do with our purpose. --Sheneequa • Talk 07:44, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Food has very few lulz, categories should be reserved for only the best topics.
    Quasidans Penis / Solifugid.
    Quasidans Penis / Solifugid.
  • Quasidian is undoubtedly trolling. He must have gotten bored with his enormous penis. — Fnordulicious 05:29, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Anybody seen that ridiculous Camel spider photo where the arachnid looks huge as it's a close-up? Compare it to Quasidan's penis photo. Think hard.--Chemical Smelly 19:16, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Are you referring to this? Tfo 21:40, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
      • Erm, no - But good show nonetheless.--Chemical Smelly 22:37, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] TPS Reports

So, I'm curious as to what people's favorite articles are -- and out of 4000+ articles, there are certain tons that I haven't even SEEN. I didn't know about slandar slandar salamander until I looked at Zionistacat's userpage. I'd love to see some sort of classic or for great lulz page, probably have to be protected, where we could keep track of the articles that are SRS lol. WHAT SAY YOU INTERBETS Tfo 20:14, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

  • There's too many of high quality. Don't make me choose mah babies tfo! Don't make meh twooz!--Quit or I'll use these your whining 20:17, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
    • POOR INVADER SOPHIE Tfo 20:27, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
      • I'd say there's too many to really categorise. It depends if you're a pointless fanboy or somebody with cerebral acumen. I'd personally vouch for articles which I've written. Who wouldn't?--Chemical Smelly 09:11, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • I thought the main page articles were peoples favorites. You could always just look up old main page articles for the same (or similar) purpose. --Entropy 12:26, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Teenage Kings of Werribee

This needs documenting. Basically, a bunch of kids raped a girl and posted the video to myspace. This has been all over the news (but being an introverted fuck who doesn't watch TV, I haven't heard about it at all). Plz to be expanding it-Ket--Talk to me 12:52, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

  • ... and youtube and had user pages (at least one) on murdokspace. All are gone. ... just spent abt. an hr. looking, couldn't find anything but outraged sploggers and papers. Also were selling a DV of their crap for $5 through schools and from a car. The wording the papers are using, don't be sure "raped" is correct. The girl (17) was supposed to be retarded (tho' they used some peecee word).Voronic 13:31, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
    • Found a myspace cached in teh google, if that helps. Also, fucking deja vu-Ket--Talk to me 13:36, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] HALF AND HALF

What the shit is this: [2] Also too lazy to find lulz-worthy link. Suggest put in TJC for dumb negros like me. Leam 22:35, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

  • maybe that was the outcome of Double penetration. --manderly
    • It's happened before, and it'll happen again - And it's fucking hilarious.--Chemical Smelly 17:04, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Sex Moves

Although one of my personal fave ED lulz it's kinda TL;DR; and longer than Longcat. How about splitting it up alphabetically in Category:Sex?--OldDirtyBtard 01:08, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] WTF BANTOWN

WRY. i wnat 2 talk 2 u guyz _-_ --Logan 03:57, 30 October 2006 (UTC)


[edit] Too many /b/tards

remember guys /b/tardation serious buiss.
remember guys /b/tardation serious buiss.

I think that there is too much 4chan humour coming into Ed and there is also a suspicion that the 4chan ban page is a redirect here. Also Ed veterans not users just readers have said “Ed is shit lately”. I think we need to discuses this. --manderly

  • Ed has always been shit. --Einsteinler 00:53, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
  • What? ED has gone through a number of stages - the *chan drama flood is just one of them-Ket--Talk to me 02:04, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
    • There is too much Miltopia coming into ED. We must reduce the amount of Miltopia by 2/3rds. Blargh 02:10, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
      • ED without /b/tards is leik Caturday with no cats.--OldDirtyBtard 02:55, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] lol, dunnage

Image:Roblevingoogle.jpg

Lol, win? --Wattage 12:19, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

  • I am laughing mah ass off. I don't know what is funnier; scientology ads, rob levin or jb porn --Einsteinler 13:14, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Uncyclopedia Stupidity

Check out their kitten huffing article to see what I mean. A .45 Cal To Your Head 01:48, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

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