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[edit] Yo what's with the shit of the now

Seriously I see the same pictures and articles get mentioned constituently with literally no change. --CartoonDiablo 04:06, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ED slashfic

I'm thinking about writing a short piece. Comment here if you'd like to be violated. ILU all. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 17:40, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

  • MAEK ME FEEL CHEEP! --Kobe 21:55, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Good god, would I ever! --Eppigy 21:56, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • No comment. Just signing up for the violation part. --Is It Cos I Is Black? 22:41, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • As long as you write in an incest piece between me and OldDirtyBtard--Abdul 23:42, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • NO U!!! We're supposed to be having a 3-way with Hep. Plz to be include. --Kitten McNuggets 05:31, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
  • sounds like fun.--dcslater 04:54, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Missing Image:Atomic.gif

It was killed off by the vandal today. Anyone have the original? It is used in the warning template. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 22:40, 11 January 2007 (UTC) 

# 17:49, 4 November 2006 Oopsz (Talk | Contribs | Rape) uploaded "Image:Atomic.gif" (Reverted to earlier revision)
# 16:02, 16 September 2006 Quasidan (Talk | Contribs | Rape) uploaded "Image:Atomic.gif"
# 23:23, 16 June 2006 Sheneequa (Talk | Contribs | Rape) uploaded "Image:Atomic.gif" (Reverted to earlier revision)
# 19:25, 16 June 2006 Nintendorulez (Talk | Contribs | Rape) uploaded "Image:Atomic.gif"
I believe it was the nuke image that was in {{baleetplz}} and a few other pages. --Blu Aardvark 23:22, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Eh, guess it was the spinny thing. I uploaded a thumbnail version that 'twas in my cache folder, but it's not the original. --Blu Aardvark 23:29, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
Look no further guys: http://www.unitednuclear.com/uranium.htm --Jawsome 00:14, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Recruiting For Elite ED RUIN Forces: SPECIAL ED FORCES

Brothers and Sisters...I have a dream. I stand befoar you today as an EDiot who has seen the light. And it's a dim, energy saving bulb (or perhaps one of those horrid fluorescent office lights that has lain waste to the soul of our own, dear Miltopia; but that's another story).

I ask you fellow EDiots, how can we go forth and RUIN when we are in a state of self-ruination ourselves (not a question). We have a 'holy' mission from GOD and are ill prepared for it.

How can we expect to go forth and RUIN when a minor sock vandal or two can have us all liek: "ED bitches don't know about my bad day." (again...not a question).

Now, I unno if ya'll are flabby around the midriff mahfakkas -and nor do I much care (altho, I will also be offering physical 'training' to compliment my mental fitness programmes for the Chosen Few at a later date) right now.

NO U!!! What concerns me is the abundance of MENTAL FLAB I 'see' around here. And it's time for change, for we are EDiots, not IDIOTS. We are the chosen ones and owe it to ourselves, our Queen and our 'country' to shape up or ship out.

In closing- for now- I would like to quote the græt Bantownian scholar Hep who once said: "You can't troll a troll."

Unfortuneately as I look out into our ranks and into your flabby minds, IM(not so humble)O, all our bases could belong to Bravesgirl5 right about now if y'all don't STOP FUCKING AROUND!!!ONEONEONE.

TBC with moar info. See below for the general -edited- idea. Kthxbye. Oh yeah, and just to prove I ain't fuckkern around I just did this. BOOM!--Drill Sgt. ODBinLaden 05:23, 12 January 2007 (UTC) 

7:39<OldDirtyBtard> weev: do you believe in 'ghosts'
7:39<OldDirtyBtard> hep: do you?
7:40<hep> i do
7:40<hep> i told you
7:40<hep> i saw my brother
7:40<OldDirtyBtard> or a power....that may or may not be you
7:40<hep> after he died
7:40<OldDirtyBtard> hep: last night i was paid a visit by something
7:40<OldDirtyBtard> 'god'
7:40<OldDirtyBtard> 'guardian angel'
7:40<hep> what happened
7:41<weev> OldDirtyBtard: i believe in the lord jesus christ
7:41<OldDirtyBtard> i was informed that im srsly fucking up
7:41<hep> lol
7:41<chimi> OldDirtyBtard tell about ghost plz
7:41<OldDirtyBtard> i was shown the ghost of ODB past
7:42<OldDirtyBtard> i think it was my god
7:42<OldDirtyBtard> the one that im a part of
7:42<OldDirtyBtard> and that is me
7:42<OldDirtyBtard> for i am god
7:42<OldDirtyBtard> we all are
7:42<OldDirtyBtard> except for miltopia
7:42<hep> i dont believe that
7:42<hep> i believe we are something
7:42<hep> but i think god is far beyond us
7:43<OldDirtyBtard> we are part of a larger energy force that people call god
7:43<OldDirtyBtard> we are all interlinked atomically
7:43<OldDirtyBtard> so it makes sense
7:43<OldDirtyBtard> thus
7:43<OldDirtyBtard> WE ARE ALL GODS
7:43<OldDirtyBtard> WE ARE ALL GODS
7:43<OldDirtyBtard> WE ARE ALL GODS
7:43<OldDirtyBtard> except miltopia
7:44<OldDirtyBtard> we are the fecks of shit that blast out of the crapper when you flush it
7:44<OldDirtyBtard> that you cant see
7:44<OldDirtyBtard> THAT
7:45<OldDirtyBtard> is the anatomical part of the 'god' (that we all are) 
7:46<OldDirtyBtard> if god was a giant kitty
7:46<chimi> it'd be my kitty
7:46<OldDirtyBtard> we would be the dander of said GODLY KITTY
7:46<OldDirtyBtard> btw: aside... http://myspace.com/ticl
7:46<OldDirtyBtard> how long befoar ticl gets bant
7:47<OldDirtyBtard> ANYWAY
7:47<OldDirtyBtard> here's the short version of what i -or the god within- told me last night
7:47<OldDirtyBtard> like in scrooge
7:47<OldDirtyBtard> i was shown a vision
7:48<chimi> what did she say
7:48<OldDirtyBtard> WE ARE ALL FUCKING UP
7:48<OldDirtyBtard> AND NEED TO GET SRYS, M'KAY!
7:48<OldDirtyBtard> AND NEED TO GET SRYS, M'KAY!
7:48<OldDirtyBtard> AND NEED TO GET SRYS, M'KAY!
7:48<OldDirtyBtard> maybe it was weev who visited
7:48<OldDirtyBtard> because
7:49<OldDirtyBtard> weev and i are part of the same energy field
7:49<OldDirtyBtard> that idiots call GOD
7:49<OldDirtyBtard> as are we all
7:49<OldDirtyBtard> anyhooooo.
7:49<OldDirtyBtard> before i go and TRAIN
7:50<OldDirtyBtard> i'll leave you all with this
7:50<OldDirtyBtard> and i'm sure weev will concur
7:50<OldDirtyBtard> PLAYTIME IS OVER
7:50<OldDirtyBtard> PLAYTIME IS OVER
7:50<OldDirtyBtard> PLAYTIME IS OVER
7:50<OldDirtyBtard> RUIN is SFB
7:50<OldDirtyBtard> RUIN is SFB
7:50<OldDirtyBtard> RUIN is SFB
7:50<Cadnocat> playtime is never over
7:50<Cadnocat> just different games
7:50<OldDirtyBtard> we need to be bettar than all the others
7:51<OldDirtyBtard> it is our duty as EDiots
7:51<OldDirtyBtard> STOP FUCKING AROUND
7:51<OldDirtyBtard> STOP FUCKING AROUND
7:51<OldDirtyBtard> STOP FUCKING AROUND
7:52<OldDirtyBtard> i will be setting up ED JIHADI training camps
7:52<OldDirtyBtard> anybody serious about RUIN
7:52<OldDirtyBtard> plz to be signing up on my TALK
7:52<OldDirtyBtard> plz to be signing up on my TALK
7:52<OldDirtyBtard> plz to be signing up on my TALK
7:52<Cadnocat> fuckin hell just liek police academy
7:52<Cadnocat> :P
7:52<OldDirtyBtard> no
7:52<OldDirtyBtard> mental cadno
7:53<Cadnocat> lol
7:53<OldDirtyBtard> *no...it's mental, Cadno
7:53<OldDirtyBtard> we are not mentally in shape
7:53<OldDirtyBtard> we are sloppy
7:53<OldDirtyBtard> we have rolls on our seriousity
7:53<OldDirtyBtard> we have rolls on our seriousity
7:53<OldDirtyBtard> we have rolls on our seriousity
7:53<Triflin> rofl
7:54<OldDirtyBtard> chimi: LISTEN TO ME
7:54<OldDirtyBtard> I AM UR DRILL SGT
7:54<OldDirtyBtard> I AM UR DRILL SGT
7:54<OldDirtyBtard> I AM UR DRILL SGT
7:54<chimi> yes sir
7:54<OldDirtyBtard> we must shed our mental flab
7:54<OldDirtyBtard> we must shed our mental flab
7:55<OldDirtyBtard> we must shed our mental flab
7:54<chimi> odb sir
7:55<chimi> I HAVE NO FLAB
7:55<OldDirtyBtard> look into your mind
7:55<OldDirtyBtard> i will also be offering physical flab busting tuition
7:56<OldDirtyBtard> which is optional
7:56<OldDirtyBtard> but when the party van comes
7:56<OldDirtyBtard> you may want to be able to run more than 5 blocks
7:56<OldDirtyBtard> when im done with y'all
7:56<Cadnocat> ;p
7:56<OldDirtyBtard> CADNO!
7:56<chimi> i can run dear
7:57<OldDirtyBtard> chimi: how far and for how long?
7:57<chimi> i ran track for 6 years
7:57<chimi> but i also smoke now
7:57<OldDirtyBtard> chimi: can you run for 4 hours without stopping?
7:57<chimi> hmm
7:57<chimi> not at full speed
7:57<OldDirtyBtard> for this is the goal
7:57<chimi> possibly jogging
7:57<burpen> while smoking?
7:57<chimi> i'd be dead after though
7:57<OldDirtyBtard> thats fine
7:57<OldDirtyBtard> just no stopping
7:58<OldDirtyBtard> you may be dead but you will be free
7:58<OldDirtyBtard> TFO
7:58<OldDirtyBtard> i have come to save us all
7:58<wattage> ODB
7:58<wattage> GET IN
7:58<wattage> PLZ
7:58<wattage> HELP ME LULZ THIS MAN
7:58<OldDirtyBtard> in what
7:59<wattage> topic
7:59<OldDirtyBtard> cant
7:59<OldDirtyBtard> i have to go and shed mental flab first
7:59<OldDirtyBtard> i will now post this directive to TJC
8:00<OldDirtyBtard> BBL
8:00<OldDirtyBtard> and STOP FUCKING AROUND
8:00<OldDirtyBtard> and STOP FUCKING AROUND
8:00<OldDirtyBtard> and STOP FUCKING AROUND
8:00<OldDirtyBtard> ED...we have a 'holy' mission
8:00<OldDirtyBtard> and we are ruinating ourselves
8:00<OldDirtyBtard> instaed of others
8:01<OldDirtyBtard> THIS MUST STOP
8:01<OldDirtyBtard> ZEIG
8:01<OldDirtyBtard> ZEIG
8:01<OldDirtyBtard> ZEIG
8:01<OldDirtyBtard> can i get a fuckern HEIL
8:01<Triflin> HEIL
8:01<Triflin> MOTHERFUCKIN HEIL
8:01<OldDirtyBtard> thank you triflin
8:01<Triflin> np
8:01<chimi> nein
8:01<chimi> heil<3
8:03<OldDirtyBtard> OKAY
8:03<OldDirtyBtard> i leave you now
8:04<OldDirtyBtard> plz to be signing up for mental cardio on my talk page
8:04<OldDirtyBtard> I am forming an elite RUINATION FORCE
8:04<OldDirtyBtard> SPECIAL ED FORCES
8:04*** You have been kicked out of the room by tfo (Kick)
  • On a serious note, in order to take our workers more seriously, we are going to have to change things all over. Ruining involves work, not just mumbling memes to oneself. We have talented people on this site who would make a difference, it's not really hard to infiltrate blogs and podcasts, making photoshop art, getting people fired, etc. I say, no more handouts, use auto-op and auto-voice sparingly. Ops can give voice and half-ops for minor trolls, but auto should only be used for successful trolls that have made a special mark somewhere on the site. We need a ladder for people to climb up, people who are half-ops and voice now aren't taking things seriously. --wattage | talk | listen 07:35, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Also, we should whipe our auto-voice and auto-half op to motivate the peeps to work harder. Let former half-ops have something to work up to, let them work through temp voice, to perm voice, to temp half-op, to full-time half-op. --wattage | talk | listen 07:37, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
    • All due respect, wattage, but does that make you a manager? Also, what have you and odb bin smokin'?Voronic 07:58, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] sorry me misunderstanz

  • 1: i am n00b - so raepe me accordingly - BUT
  • 2: what the fukk is auto-op, auto-voice, temp voice, perm voice?
  • 3: you can troll a psychopathic troll (see theredskull)
  • 4: i can count to 4! - do i win a prize?

Zenophile808

[edit] Workin on a new welcome template

Do we need one? Here is what I could conjure up.

Hey, Thizzlehat Junction Center/Archive09!

Welcome to Encyclopedia Dramatica!

We are an industrious IRC-centric wiki focusing on the various dramas, lol-cows and lulz on the internets.

Encyclopedia Dramatica is the brain-child of a LSD experiment by Joseph Evers in 1996, and ergo, here we are. Anyway, most of the online drama started with Mediacrat, and moved into Feltcho and PeppermintPatti. We have had our share of assholes, kikes, and cops, and we are now centered under a new, upcoming religious system and ideology called ruinism. But plz b advzd, we shall always be a Sherrodcracy.

We're not a bunch of right-wing faggots here, most of us are pretty chill and hang out here for fun, so don't be a son of a bitch. This isn't TOW or Gaia or any other gay community, the mods are cool. In times of War, we expect for you to show fealty for the great flag. If you want to survive on ED, please take note of why other people get banned, don't be an obnoxious fuck if you are new or have no trolls under your belt, lurk, and for gods sakes, don't yiff in public. In this fashion you may be a special part of our growing, industrious, incestuousloving family of lulz.

As a new member, you probably fall into one of these categories:

  1. The Wiki-Migrant: The migrant is the experienced wiki user who knows all the formatting tricks, and moved here because other wikis are unfunny. If this is you, please read ED:MIGRANT for tips on adaptation and some basic rules. But plz be advised, ED is not TOW, and certain wikipedia users are lulz-on-site.
  2. The n00b: "So, what's this wiki thingy anyway?" If you are from a Social Networking website such as LJ, Myspace, or facebook and are unfamiliar wiki-formatting and code, please read ED:BASIC and the Style Guide. You may also want to check out the essential memes in order to save you epochs of time.
  3. The Vandal The vandal is a butt-hurt pussy seeking to give the admins someone to ban, so that they look like they're doing a good job. Please read ED:VIP and then become an hero.
  4. The /b/tard or YTMNDer - The /b/tard or YTMND fag is good when they are humble and funny, but nothing is worse than a stupid 13 year old boy with a case of unwarranted self-importance. See ED:BASIC. Trust us, you'll need it.
  5. The Goon - Goons are people from the Something Awful who are too cool to take the internets seriously. Refer to ED:BASIC.
  6. The Furry - Under recent lolgislation we have confided that furries are welcome to our site if they are of comical value, and don't take themselves too serious. But we all know, most do. Read ED:MIGRANT.

Finally, utilize THE POWER OF INTERNET COMMUNICATION to connect with fellow EDiots; get on ED:IRC, and post in the TJC. REMEMBER! Don't be an obnoxious fuck while still a newb, respect those of higher rank, and lurk lurk lurk.

On that note, welcome to ED!

--wattage | talk | listen 09:04, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] 4chan is DEAD

Fellow /b/tards, lend me your ears. This week has been a full one. With 4chan's new ads, its death has come closer, faster than expected. I will give it roughly 2 maybe 3 more weeks till it finally snuffs itself out completely. I am not here to bash 4chan because 4chan was my mother as a /b/tard. I advise all here who started out 7channers to not bother responding. 4chan began as a practice site for moot, more or less, and escalated into something wonderful. People from around the world came to 4chan, and many good times and lulz were had amongst us. The next two years in /b/ changed it drastically into something beautiful and lulzy. The prophecy written in the Genesis of 4chan; In the beginning there was Moot. On the first day Moot created 4chan and said 'Lord, this is 4chan, bringer of pain'. On the second day, Moot created anonymous, they became lonely so Moot created Bridget, anonymous complained of this trap, but moot proclaimed 'there are no girls on the interbutt, Bridget will suffice'. On the third day, Moot gave man tripcode, 'behold tripcode' he said, only ye who wish to forgive may perform. On the forth day, Moot created /b/, and many anonymous rejoiced. On the fifth day, the server crashed, Moots creation was in disarray, MYSQL errors killed off many anonymous with no mercy. On the sixth day, there was a sticky, and many complained of this sticky, and thusly proclaimed 'this sticky sux0rz'. On the seventh day, Moot sold 4chan. While this writing does have some lulz to it, it is still serious business. The final prophecy has come true. Those that resided within /b/ came to be known as /b/tards. Anonymous was the first to suggest the name, and it was good, everyone lol'd and accepted the title. After 1 more year it came to the month of August within the year of 2006... /b/ day had arisen, an AIDS bomb was launched, and we all retaliated. From massive J41L B41T threads arose a faggot mod combined with the traitor moot, together they created the "plan of exile" as I like to call it. They created rules. /b/ who's essence was of a technical paradox. Its essence was chaos and order combined. /b/ was always self-governing, now with rules, where moot was simply the manager of the server, he became a traitor to /b/. Moot and his jolly band of fagmods were now in control of 4chan...This marked the beginning of the /b/ reformation that created 7chan in it's wake. 7chan arose much like a star, from piles and pillars of dust,debris,and ashes of a previous star's explosion, 7chan did rise from the depths of all that was fail, and presented one last hope for /b/tards. Many of us took refuge there, 7chan existed on a plane where 4chan once was, there was but only one rule on 7chan. That was to be more organized, keep the proper threads in the proper place. Bans on 7chan were a scarce thing, given the obvious ban for posting illegal content. 7chan was at first, made of much fail, and was highly unstable. Furries, 14 year olds, and noobs ran rampant because of lack of self governing. /b/tards there were afraid of flaming others because they were unsure of this new environment. At first 7chan was a quiet place. Hardly anyone posted here, and hardly anyone responded. After moot created more and more rules and bombarded the site with ads out of what can be called a hissy fit in response to his failure as an administrator. Soon after many /b/tards migrated to 7chan, and made is lulzier. A five month war had arrisen in the seperate /b/s. One stating that it was better than the other. 4chan better than it's brain child, and 7chan better than its predecessor. The two chan’s rallied, each flooding the other on spontanious unplanned moments. After a month after /b/ day passed, the two settled down a bit and began working together on only one occasion and that was in epic raids on habbo and other various sites. This did not stop them from attacking each other on a regular basis. The last few months following /b/ day were chaotic and horrible. Both 4chan and 7chan’s servers went down on a regular basis. 4channers that normaly stayed in 4chan came to 7chan when the servers went down. In swarms they came 7chan for refuge, still saying that 4chan is better, saying they were only there because 4chan is down. As hipocritical as it is, they knew that 7chan was gaining stability and power. They knew it would be as great as the original 4chan was. 7chan constantly had a feed of permanintly banned 4channers, who only after being banned, habeeb’d that 7chan was truly superior. January 10th, 2007; 4chan puts ads in between loading times when viewing a picture on the image boards. 4channers enraged by the puerile events and actions by Moot, came to 7chan, admitting that 4chan was infact 4ailchan. 7channers and 4channers united and rejoyced at their awakening. Many good times were had once more. Short lived as it were, 4chan like a cornered beast would not die. Still there are 4channers left, still in denial about 4chan’s true face. They will see their mistakes sooner if not later. The whole point of my article here was to make you remember why you are here. To make you remember why 4chan died. Not blindly rushing into a common belief just because anonymous is doing it, you have to do it to. 7chan is not about pride of being superior, it was is and always will be about refuge and redemption. 4chan’s death marks a new beginning for /b/tards everywhere. We, together once more in what can almost be called a mirror of the /b/ that once was will rise to power again over the internet. But, my second point in writing this was to ask you from the bottom of my heart; Please pay your respects to 4chan. At the very least, it deserves our respect and from me it will get it. And will always have it. Long live 7chan. Long live /b/. —The preceding comment was added by faggot, hippy communist, pedophile statutory rapist, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Ma eyes are bleeding....

  • GOOD
GOOD
GOOD
GOOD
GOOD
GOOD
GOOD
KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 19:23, 12 January 2007 (UTC)


  • 4chan is still alive and well. I even see a copypasta in this forum (not this thread) with /b/ replaced with "Encyclopedia Dramatica". Coyoty 05:01, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] lol vandalism

Special:Contributions/newbies ftw. Just saying, as I have IRL stuff to attend to and don't have time to manually revert these fags. --Blu Aardvark

[edit] lol welcome

(User rights log); 02:52 . . Ajt (Talk | Contribs | Rape) (changed group membership for User:Wattage from (none) to sysop, checkuser)

  • Wattage! Congrats dood, if anyone deserves it, its you --Abdul 14:54, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] maths questions

could we please make the maths questions on page edits a bit easier? i keep getting them wrong. kthxbai --Super Jamie 11:55, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

  • math questions? --Æinsidler 13:00, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
    • "you have made an edit with a new external link blah blah what is 10-5?" etc --Super Jamie 14:21, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
      • Lol calculator. There should be one included with your operating system, use it. --Blu Aardvark 21:12, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] FORT LONGCAT

Fort Longcat. irlol --wattage | talk | listen 11:16, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Greatly advising me, this shirking call-center worker

It ain't my fault that your write and edit like an Uncyclopedia user. It's not my fault that you fail at life and cry like a bitch when people edit you. Get over it, you're not the first person on a Wiki-style website to be edited. And I get the feeling that you're one of Miltopia's sockpuppets. Shunyata Purnata 19:44, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Berry wise wads from deepest bunggalore. This was to my sock-master Miltopia's butt-buddy Voronic.VandalFucker 13:34, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey, I am not Miltopia's butt-buddy, you motherfucking Miltopian sock-puppet.Voronic 15:04, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] onslaught of images named with numbers

not sure if anyone else has caught this yet, but these seem to be piling up, like expo-fucking-nentionally...just mentioning [1] --subseven 20:30, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Yes yes ;___; There's a bright red warning message on the upload page, but it still happens, and I'm too lazy to save, delete, and re-upload them.--Quit or I'll use these your whining 20:40, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
    • could not someone who is well-versed in the phps script a rename function? i guess if it was that easy, it would have been done on other mediawikis already. we could at least create a Category:Images that need renaming or something? --Super Jamie 07:28, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Now that the {{baleetplz}} template is gone what are non admins meant to put on the old image so admins know it's been re uploaded? Just write baleetplz on the discussion page? kthnx --Entropy 09:55, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
  • kthnx, you're a whore. --Entropy 06:58, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] {{notcrap}}

I've posted some of my thoughts on when this template should be used on template talk:Notcrap#When to use this template. Additional input or suggestions are, of course, desirable and welcome. --Blu Aardvark 07:01, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Important

Please watch this youtube video. At the end of viewing such glory you will be a changed person, it is that good. --Sheneequa • Talk 10:02, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Pirate Bay To Buy Sealand?

Oh Shi...in befoar ED. --Kitten McNugget 11:21, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Shit. We need Sealand ;____________________;-Ketthe KangaJew 11:37, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
    • hahaha, this is quite a nice way to get around piracy laws. I quite like one commenter's mention of Principality of Hutt River as that is within driving distance of where I am and could bring lulz to the area. --Æinsidler 06:46, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] lol semicolons and wikipedia

There are several rules that govern semicolon placement:

1. Use a semicolon between closely related independent clauses not joined by a coordinating conjunction: "I went to the pool; it was closed."

—The preceding comment was added by Leam, who's obviously a closet Punctuation Nazi. He recently went to see "Dreamgirls"; it was sold out., who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • Post signing is for homosexuals. Leam 18:12, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I was at the "Dreamgirls" premier. No joke. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 18:54, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Well Fuck-A-Doodle-Doo.--Chemical Smelly 03:49, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Betty Clocker

LOL http://www.myspace.com/bettyclocker --Kitten McNugget 09:15, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Jennifer Strange, aka the woman who died of water intoxication

Plz HALP. She needs her own article to REMEMBER HER. SHE DID IT FOR THE WII! We NEED the following:

  • Her myspace/lj (probably she had an lj, she had kids)
  • Photos
  • Activities. Make them up. Vore with her children. Whatever.
  • The DJs they canned -- photos and their names. Mock them ruthlessly.
  • Is she on /b/ yet?

I'll be back later. ILU <3 KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 21:57, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] gah, wikipedos

Two finds. --wattage | talk | listen 20:50, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] RIP Miltopia. Contributor, Template Czar, LOL-Cow: 2005-2007

BLARGH!!! Ready the obituary! --Kitten McNuggets 01:44, 20 January 2007 (UTC) 

[5:14pm] OldDirtyBtard: BTW..Miltopia's coming back from IRL tomorrow. I want you all to greet him as a liberator. M'kay?
[5:14pm] KangaJew: OldDirtyBtard: he isnt coming back
[5:14pm] OldDirtyBtard: WOT!!!
[5:14pm] OldDirtyBtard: bai ajt
[5:15pm] OldDirtyBtard: kanga..explain plz
[5:16pm] KangaJew: OldDirtyBtard: he told me over aim that he doesnt plan to continue contributing to ED
[5:16pm] OldDirtyBtard: WOT!!!
[5:16pm] OldDirtyBtard: WOT!!!
[5:16pm] OldDirtyBtard: WOT!!!
[5:16pm] yirimyah: KangaJew: WHAT
[5:16pm] Ribo: lulz butthurt
[5:16pm] Ribo: let us hope
[5:16pm] Ribo: he and samsara
[5:16pm] Ribo: don't get together
[5:16pm] OldDirtyBtard: MILTOPIA RIP
[5:16pm] yirimyah: lool
[5:17pm] KangaJew: Ribo: he wont ever side with samsara - he hates samsara
[5:17pm] OldDirtyBtard: WE MUST TELL BLARGH
[5:17pm] Entropy: Maybe he can become a wikipedo now, lol
[5:17pm] Ribo: excellent
[5:17pm] Topic changed to "RIP miltopia. Contributor & lol-cow, 2005-07" by yirimyah.
[5:17pm] Mudkips_al-Sadr: loooooooool
[5:17pm] OldDirtyBtard: well...it's offishul
[5:17pm] Ribo: needs to have an article
[5:18pm] OldDirtyBtard: MILTOPIA IS OLD MEME

FUCK YES

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

--Blargh 03:02, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

MY ASS HURTS
MY ASS HURTS
MY ASS HURTS
MY ASS HURTS
MY ASS HURTS
MY ASS HURTS
MY ASS HURTS

--Chemical Smelly 03:46, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Seriously though, we require proof. Salome needed the head of Jokanaan to believe he had left this mortal coil, and the head of Miltopia must swing from Traitor's Gate alongside rotten bits of mutton! Or something.--Chemical Smelly 04:00, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
    • I think the continuing absence of Miltopia from now on should be enough proof. Also, I am a minor lulz deity, so don't question me-Ketthe KangaJew 04:14, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
      • I DONT TRUST ANYTHING NON-AMERICAN. DIE IN A FIRE KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 04:17, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
        • What of the British / Australian chain-of-command? Blah Blah Blah. Anyway, a "wait-and-see" outlook prevails here. Arf!!--Chemical Smelly 07:07, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • HE BECAME AN HERO. RIP. LOL JK, I SPIT ON HIS GRAVE --Kobe 21:07, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] argent009 looking for some adspace

if you want to advertise your company/name on his arm, u can. ur gonna have to pay the price tho --wattage | talk | listen 10:22, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

  • $10,000?! What a price! SOLD! ♥MissEchelon 10:28, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • looooooool, we need it for ED :3-Ketthe KangaJew 10:30, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • fuck yeah....he needs
    I HAVE BEEN
I HAVE BEEN
I HAVE BEEN
I HAVE BEEN
I HAVE BEEN
I HAVE BEEN
I HAVE BEEN

TROLLED
TROLLED
TROLLED
TROLLED
TROLLED
TROLLED
TROLLED

BY BANTOWN
BY BANTOWN
BY BANTOWN
BY BANTOWN
BY BANTOWN
BY BANTOWN
BY BANTOWN
on his arm for the rest of his life --subseven 11:02, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • He will pretend to get a sponsor regardless of the outcome, I'm waiting for a tat of Steve Chen's face on his arm. --Bantam 22:18, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
  • LOL, ebay took it down as aninvalid item. --Entropy 09:08, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] SYL forum mods have short temper

  • [2]. if you cbf signing up, it's a thread complaining about how TOW won't recognise the image on the Strapping Young Lad (a music group) article they have the rights to is not copyrighted material and keep deleting it. so i posted this:

it's no secret that wikipedia is run by a bunch of elitist jewish faggots whose only purpose in life is to revert every edit that people make, unless you are in their little "clique" or whatever

more info here for great justice

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/TOW

i then felt the might of the mods' banhammer. i also have an email about it, a couple of weeks later, to which i replied that perhaps "fags" was out of line, but i don't really give a shit about someone's ethnicity/religion, it's The Wikipedia Jews who discriminate based on that, and links supporting this evidence for more great justice. the mods must be such a straight-laced crew, lulz indeed --Super Jamie 01:32, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Cplot

Has any body here followed the Cplot drama on TOW. He's the guy who figured out that the feds are trolling Wikipedia, see for more on this. Even checkuser mackensen admits he's never seen anything like this guy's level of fanaticism. In a month he's created 347 sock puppets, and has driven MONGO's posse into a frothing rage. — A .45 Cal To Your Head 04:36, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

  • lol. I could help mahself. Now, /me lurks back to what I was doing before. --Blu Aardvark 05:25, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Template Task Force

After a discussion in ED IRC, I have become the semi-nominated self-appointed Head of the Template Task Force, also known as the "Template Czar". Since I am an anal-retentive motherfucker, I will be organizing and rehauling the Templates page, so it will no longer look like a piece of shit. Once the page itself is in order, I'll go through the existing templates and make sure they are standardized, funny, and not ugly as sin. If I ever get a banhammer, I'm going to guard the creation of templates jealously, but until then, I'll be sure to use my angry dyke powers to piss on your shoes if you fuck with me. comment to here or my usertalk if you have any suggestions, or if you just want to be a pisslick. --The Finn 07:43, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Please see ED:CZAR, I have added you as a Template Czar. Also you are a dyke, lol. --Blargh 07:49, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Methinks Blargh is having some psychological transference of feelings for Miltopia. --Kobe 16:43, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
      • Or he's in love with me. --The Finn 00:03, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Blargh, Miltopia and existentialism.

In light of Miltopia's recent decision to pull a WKD (see above), I'm wondering if Blargh will now cease to exist since he -and I quote- "only existed to piss off Miltopia".

So what now? Will Blargh now ride off into the Internets sunset like some kind of eLone Ranger ("Who was that masked Grammar Nazi?")? Or will he simply vanish into thin air, a la Marty McFly, having returned from the future to rite the rong that was the Bureaucratic Fuckery and Faggery Dagger Doo of a Template Czar gone power bad; Idi Amin bad.

And all that will remain to remind us of the mysterious time-traveler will be this 'gift'; a cautionary tale of a future filled with...something (although, like ancient Egyptian heiroglyphics, it will mean many things to many people).

LEWL!
LEWL!

As I ponder these infernal questions, (questions that could drive a sane man crazy), I find myself at a loss for the words to explain all of this...all that has transpired; this being exactly the kind of Extinction Level Event that drove one of our brightest minds and greatest poets -the great 20th Century bard The Fresh Prince- to wax lyrical about how ones life can got flipped and turned upside down.

Fellow EDiots, this isn't going to be easy for any of us (especially Blu Aardvark, who's turned to Satan, signing up for Jesus Camp). However, failing the church, we can take solace in the immortal words of the great 20th century thespian/philosopher/alien from another planet who's trying to tell us something, Keanu Reeves, who once said: "WHOA!!!"

Whoa!!! Indeed Keanu...Indeed!
Whoa!!! Indeed Keanu...Indeed!

--Kitten McNuggets 22:36, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

oh --Blargh 22:44, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] I knew I shouldn't have been away for so long

WTF is up with Blu_Aardvark and Miltopia? --J3ph 42 23:41, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

  • I re-adapted my Christian beliefs, and decided that continued involvement with ED was innappropriate. (I'll still visit from time to time, however). Miltopia got Butthurt when Weev blocked him for two weeks. --Blu Aardvark 02:23, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

I knew it Miltopia = Blu Aardvark.

  • Miltopia is the only other one who tries to remove the vandal info on Blu Aardvark.
  • Miltopia gets banned and so he can't use his baleet template. Blu Aardvark deletes it so no one else can use it.
  • Miltopia and Blu Aardvark quit at the same time.

HPCT 09:01, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

  • That logic fails because you're a fag-Ketthe KangaJew 09:06, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Blu Aardvark = cool, Miltopia = douche. God damn ED seems like /b/ sometimes, with people thinking its just 2 guys doing everything. Everybody is a 'sock' of Jacknstock or Miltopia around here. --Æinsidler 04:16, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] DevianTART has all our ♥

I sometimes wonder why all the little tartlets are so obsessed with ED. Especially the ones who we have nothing to do with (maybe they have e-penis envy???) [3]
LOOK OUT THEY R GOING TO SUE ♥MissEchelon 06:10, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Wow, in the time that I took to write this post, the journal poster wussed out and baleeted the part of the journal that said "EVERYONE SEND EMAILS TO abuse@dreamhost.com BECAUSE ED R HARASSING AND DEFLAMING MY FRIEDNZZZZ!!!!". :( ♥MissEchelon 06:12, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Because deviantart is full of anime/furry fags who have nothing better to do, and are too cool for myspace and live journal. Or they are on all three (like me) but are incredibly dumb all the time (unlike me). I think we have some of the best people from dA working for ED now, and you are going to see dA learning to fear and respect ED. If you are a TARTLETT we will find you and make fun of all your superfail. Also, cocks. A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 09:30, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
  • nice find loooooooooooooo. for the record, can you please take screenshots/saves of that stuff so we can keep it. --wattage | talk | listen 20:58, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hai Guyz!

This video changed my life. Please watch it. I want everyone to see this because I love you. ChairmanMeow 04:55, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

http://www.eveningservice.com/Video

GODHATESFAGS
GODHATESFAGS
GODHATESFAGS
GODHATESFAGS
GODHATESFAGS
GODHATESFAGS
GODHATESFAGS

--Bantam 06:35, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Truly this video was a life altering experience, may God bless you for showing it to me. "The Bible states as plain as day with a man you shall not lay", so I guess lesbianism is OK then? lol. --Entropy 09:30, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Guise, I just wanted to share another video with you: http://www.lovegodsway.org/Blog/AmazingDay ChairmanMeow 07:38, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
      • Donnie Davis is an immense lolcow, he tells hates on gays then feels butthurt when people call him a fatty, do we have an article on him yet? --Bantam 13:11, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Animated gif uploading question

Hey is there an upload size limit for animated gifs. I got some really funny ones I want to upload but they might be too big. What is it 2 megs your limit? I hate niggers 16:00, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

  • I think 2 megs should be fine. Also please place in GIF. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 16:03, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
    • LOL GIF. Good luck with that. Editing it's prolly moar daunting than trying to look at it. --Kitten McNuggets 20:59, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] RIPedo

He's actually doing pretty well at becoming a 'pedo with this—and in a cause that should be dear to most of our hearts. They seem to feel a need to demonstrate tolerance or some shit, note that even Mongo posts and then ... On his discussion page, you can even see recent big-time self-promoters playing footsies with our former templates czar. Don't think they'll ever pass him the 'extra buttons' somehow, but who nose?Voronic 15:11, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Honestly, even TRYING to make sense of that makes my head hurt. TOW has become such an incestuous maze it is impossible to make heads or tails of anything anymore. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 18:44, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

This is actually moar interesting, some A/Prof. or tutor has been setting his classes Vandalize ToW as an assignment and they did. Wotabunchatrolls!Voronic 10:01, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ATTENTION WE NEED MOAR PICS OF THE NOW

I've fixed the fucking PotN foot, please to be finding images for this month, February and March. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 18:48, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Two days ago, I was looking into the bottomless pit that is my /b/ Folder and I fell in. Since I was stuck in there with no way out I decided to arrange the lulz and whilst doing so, was amazed at the untapped wealth of lulz down thar. Ima try and do a major upload to my gallery tomorrow after my no Internets havin 'work'. Apart from that, are we set up to upload media other than sound?...cos I found some lulzy .mpg etc. clips in another corner of my DarkDrive. --Kitten McNuggets 01:34, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Rally Round Soldiers!

[edit] The Cleansing of Teh Gay

hello guys look I have a marvelous idea i have to present which was brought up by CAF51 make the new youtube crusades. Here's my plan of ACTION

1 We target the Users with most videos watched and discussed like smosh, renetto, argent etc. (or maybe not smosh those idiots are funny but if we have to why not? plus some of their shit is gay or old meme :D)

2 We make lots of sockpuppets and make them fight each other on the targeted users vids (preferably in the users vids)

3 If flame wars become huge we make communities and rally more people.

4 If communities gain popularity and and start believing the sock puppets we instill hatred and fear towards targeted users, well the users with shit videos.

5 Soon we order or instigate the communities to attack targeted user videos.By say making our puppets agree with "each other" and go attack vids sooon they'll join the band wagon

6 Then we may rallly even more of our own people.

7 And invade with flame wars and spam for massive lulz .

[edit] The Youtube Crusades Team

Sock puppeteers: we need people who can chat well is extremely friendly and not known by common patrols aka fanboy fangirls (you know what im typing right???),and flamers to "insult them".(lol "insult them").Note: Real people being manipulated will add to the luls so loldongs go ahead if you want to XD.


Communities leader Someone with influence within a large group (that can easily be instigated, and manipulated).We get one of those on our side and this will be an A OK of a plan.Note: never unveil plan to this certain group (or just person) as his/their/her suport might be lost.


Video maker (not nessercary but great implement) Someone who can make great vids and with no sense of humor so we can piss off the masses to spread the h8t prpaganda.Note: this will be EVENTUALY needed when we do get communities so we can spread the propaganda of the communities made by our sockpuppets.


ED if we get people from Encyclopedia Dramatica to make porpusely defamatory or inflamatory articles of certain groups it will cause major flame wars within the YouTube groups.


YOU Look I need all the help i can garner so you're not limited to just this do whatever you want that will help our cause....to stop the faggotry on youtube


Spammers hacks etc (our own independant attack team) For this team all we have to do is basicallly piss off people with sock puppets or whatever ways we can conceive Note: this team will be put into use as soon as the flame wars desist on most communities

oh and lastly a guy (or a couple of guys) who can run all the communities "runned" by the sockpuppets

note:if you have any ideas of your own plz speak plz... Alcoa 02:43, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] lollll

This kid GangstaElijah is in need of serious butthurt, if you search youtube for him you can see his "rap" videos and another video where he threatens people with a "9mm" (airsoft gun). I posted a response in an attempt at trolling, but if someone can get this kids IRL details/phone # so I can give his mommy a call

[4] djbb's video [5]] KangaJew's video

[edit] ED needs moar IRL drama

srsly folks, we need to lampoon moar people who appear in national media for great lulz and justice. Preferably ones who are pwned or choose to become an hero, ala this Stanford student, but really, anything that can make for græt drama.--Blu Aardvark 08:13, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Gaming Category

  • IMO the gaming category is really messy, just like a lot of the categories. I went to add a MMOPRPG one assuming it'd be fine, seeing as it'd organize things a bit better, but instead it was deleted and I got a smacked hand. So, why don't we have a MMORPG category? and when are the categories going to be cleaned up? --SeriousBixness 11:01, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
    • It seems a bit pointless at the moment... we'd need more articles for that category if we were to consider it. But that's just my opinion on the matter-Ketthe KangaJew 11:23, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Wikipedia and Unc have categories for every single little thing with maybe 10 articles in them. ED doesn't work like that. The category isn't 'messy' it just has stuff in it. Isn't there something on the welcome template about creating new categories? If there isn't anymore there should be. --Æinsidler 09:57, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] shadow42 resigns for christ 

[16:55] <Shadow42> Course he is
[16:56] <Shadow42> I've officially resigned from #wikipedia and 
              #freenode-social
[16:56] <Shadow42> Bunch of idiots

--wattage | talk | listen 22:10, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Does this mean he isn't going to kill all of the Jews? How disappointing. --Blu Aardvark 23:13, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Our spanish sister-site?

browsing around the internets, i found this spanish wiki which also seems to exist to keep record of the lulz. funny pictures and ideas, haven't translated any of it. humorous pages include Alien Bukkake, Categoria:Sexo, Windows Vista, WinNT, Internet, and PS3. i am having fun just following links and clicking Random Page every now and then, kekeke --Super Jamie 23:41, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ed gets praise 

<+StopHelping> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sttm9Bno-Ns ED gets a shout
                    out at 1:32 and Argent009 gets bashed at 4:35

Yo, stophelping, thanks for participating and giving some useful input on ED IRC, that's cool brah --wattage | talk | listen 03:20, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ED Doc'd by internet detective

Rip and mirror this one boys. It's legendary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c0-OsK3xL8

--wattage | talk | listen 03:26, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

One thing buying organic does is it tends to keep more of the revenues local. Many grocery stores in my area have organic produce sections that are supplied by local farmers. I also get my milk from Royal Crest Dairy. The milk is fresh, coming from the cows a maximum of two days prior. It is delivered to my door in trucks run on natural gas. Each week, they collect the empty containers to be sterilized and reused. The cows are guaranteed not to have been treated with growth hormone, and the milk is tested constantly to maintain that standard. How can this not be better? They recycle, they use cleaner-burning fuels, and the cows aren't artificially altered with drugs that can cause health problems. I'm just a consumer. Belinda Williams, Golden, Colorado

ChairmanMeow 03:57, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Mirrored Version Of Above Video, Have fun. --Duck4sale 15:58, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

  • I see the original got deleted, did she get embarrassed about posting a tedious six minute video about herself whois-ing us and then looking up the contact address explaining "this isn't so you can stalk the [person paying the bill for the domain name], but so you have handy-dandy whois info contained in a painfully slow video when you go to sue them because some user on the website (or something called crystal balls?) made fun of you on the internet. --J3ph 42 19:27, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Primus and deviantMEETS

As you can see, the one on the right is RED. Can those who know about these strange affairs please write something up? With plenty of pix. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 22:11, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

  • I can write a good article on primus, me and him have butted heads many times. He is a big faggot jew. Leave it to me. A RAPE SPIDER APPROACHES! 08:31, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hate Site Trolls Æ

Troll ToW (or ED?) user Azer_Red is inviting other pedos to join his attempt to take down Æ. Here is the talk page. He had chosen the darnedest place to archive his hot info, but that's been wiped, too. Rather pathetic really.

Here is an indirectly related heartfelt plea to the heartless, oddly enough by the crazy bitch who was trying to wreck the career of an academic for vandalizing her religion. She has now faked a wikisuicide, just like Mongo.Voronic 11:53, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

  • The Azer guy is such a peon-tastic moron he doesn't even merit mockery, just maybe some taunting (to get funny outraged retardo response(s) from him and his no-account vigilante idjit crew). But Zoe should maybe have article: TOW is serious business! lol. her stupid self-important letters signed "WIKIPEDIA SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATOR" and butthurt wikicide/whiny posts to and about Jimbo are too good to ignore, imho...-SlimWhore 12:14, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Please to expand. --Blu Aardvark 13:25, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
      • Should we bother to explain YCTAT to him? --LOL JEWS 13:52, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
        • I love how after it was clear that they had no knowledge what