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Contents 1 Potential Trollfodder 2 Bortals 3 Iretsnetnig ? 4 Calling All Brittards:Younger Woolwich Boyz 5 Baleet plz 6 ED Specialists 7 All UR TJC ARE BELONG TO MUDKIPS!!! 8 Possible new raid in progress 9 9/11 10 Delete 11 Sorority Kicks out Non-Hotties 12 Osbournes are Closed 13 Waco 14 Politics & The Internets: McCain B& 15 Lol, netsplit 16 K-1 Kiss 17 What. The. Fuck. Is. This? 18 Julie Amero trolled by Last Measure? 19 Front Page 20 IRC fgtry 21 How to note an article as drama that needs moar attention? 22 www.nme.com/boards 23 WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 24 Hurrrrrr 25 Coupla IRL things 26 Haha, oh, wow 27 Another one for the LNN 28 Mylot Trolling Group 29 JEWTUBE 30 LOL USC Trojans! 31 ARBCHAT 32 How do I merged articles? 33 Thumbnails Gone Fugly 34 LNN: Niggers scared of Elton John! 35 Trump v. Rosie 36 Team YouTube...GO GO GO!!!

Potential Trollfodder

Uh I'm not sure but a forum where some creeps are posting just pics of children might just be a pedo cave so probably this is the right place to make a Troll-Call (pun intended, not necessary too successful)...

go get em. I don't really have any urge to look further; -> sleep

--Sigmundur 23:56, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Bortals

Wikipedia has portals to many ghey things are the whole idea of "portal" sounds ghey as it is... ED must also have portals! Come on, portals, like things you can step into and . . . portals, you know, like internet has . . . portals. Totally sweet.

Iretsnetnig ?

Can poelpe blveiee taht tehy cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht tehy are rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.

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SIGN UR COMMENTS, KPLZTHX Spelling is important. As is leaving a signature.DjangoDurango 04:17, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

• lwal wuht? --Sarkny Mlaroky

Calling All Brittards:Younger Woolwich Boyz

Help gather the lulz plx.

--Li'l Mudkips 05:30, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

hehehe...this matter is being addressed --subseven 09:48, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Have they made any other videos? Nothing else on their channel --An piscín buí 00:08, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

just the one so far...unless you count BENGALTIGER1 --subseven 09:55, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

I get the odd illiterate threat from supporters of the YWB. My theory is that the real YWB are staying away because of the shit storm The Daily Mail stirred up. ~ CATS 11:08, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Baleet plz

I went through the Lonely Pages section again, and anything thats left over is fair game to be baleeted (most of them are marked as shit or crap, either by me or other ED users. KTHXBAI. --GayStation2 06:51, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

ED Specialists

I'm looking for EDiots who excell in certain areas; eg. peeps like User:Wattage, User:Weatherman, User:Zenophile808 are all over the YouTubes when Tfo, User:Lakerdonald, and me seem to favour IRL drama and News.

My point being that I recently found the above story (props to User:iicatsii) on the YouTube YWB gangstas in England and created a stub, but need someone to pick up the ball and run with it; create drama with GangstaElijah etc. cos I don't have the patience for YouTub lurking.

Ditto a stub User:Selfish created yesterday on a MySpace floater called Synthetic slut. I cleaned it up a bit but need some MySpazz drama specialists to pick up that ball and run with it.

So...plx to be signing up below with ur areas relevant to ur interests; if ur interested that is. Then maybe we won't have so many {shit} {stubs} floating around ED.

--Li'l Mudkips 23:44, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

• The LondonGrime site that caused such a stir in the Daily Mail yesterday feels like it was a set up by the Daily Mail. However, if we can get these users at each others throats [1] then things could get lulzy. ~ CATS 23:53, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Yeah, but the whole Grime scene is kinda worthy of documenting since it's made of Americana love/hate, nigras, drugs, music, drama. It's like a demented post-apocalyptic Habbo Hotel. I saw a short docu on it and was captivated...but then, when I lived in Blighty, there were no guns.

--Li'l Mudkips 00:15, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

• I am all over politics, or websites I use (ie, LJ), or IRL gay shit, and anything disgusting/horrible/sexual. I am also available to completely rewrite articles on occasion -- I just have to have an hour or so of uninterrupted time. Typically, MySpace and YouTube don't usually interest me. (read -- I do not have the time at work to watch video) KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 00:53, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm good with lawl [Law] and anything aviation related that's good for drama. Making up things is also a specialty. Anonymous 89 02:34, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

You know me, I'm good at IRL lulz, things that happened at least 100 years ago, and pissing off template czars. -- Beat me! ^{Raep me!} _{Make me feel cheap!} 14:41, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• hi...i'm subseven...i'm a pisces...i enjoy flambaying YouTubelerities, photoshopping cocks, text, and rapist cartoon dogs onto people, and writing completely baseless inflammatory things about folks on the Webbernets --subseven 21:26, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• I'm a good in to the animu world, and I've got a big list of internets phenomenon that we should have but don't. I'll try to start paying more attention to those types of articles. I also know a bit about fake bands and internet bands, but someone might be better at that than me. --The Finn 05:56, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

• My specialties are IRL trolling, tabletop games, and stuff. Red Machine D, motherfucker 12:13, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

• My shit is the shit at best.Voronic 17:41, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

All UR TJC ARE BELONG TO MUDKIPS!!!

• such lulz. --wattage | talk | listen | 21:49, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
• my eyes --Sigmundur 19:51, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Possible new raid in progress

Some DA weaboo (or a troll) posts his shitasic manga on 4chan, luz results. http://cgi.4chan.org/ic/res/79415.html

No, All that shit is at least 100 years old FIRECROTCH

9/11

Someone deleted the article for 9/11 at least three days ago & replaced lulz with "This page has nothing. You can help by looking at it." Is there a reason or is someone being an cockmongler?Tristan s 00:59, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

• FIXT. --Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 23:28, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Delete

Dennis Rader merged into Serial killer --Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 02:05, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Marshall Applewhite FIXT! --Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 02:05, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Waco FIXT. --Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 23:30, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

--ODB Tuesday (I think).

these were articles that i started and have not been finished. --Twistedwedge 23:49, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

• So do you want them deleted or do you want more time to finish them? --Entropy 08:14, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

• I'll go to work trying to lulz them up a bit. Why take them down when there's so much potential? --Tristan s 01:41, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

• • Okay, I tried to lulz it up a bit. I meant to spend moar time... but... 1600ml of Korean liquor and a few sleeping pills later I'm about ready to pass out for great justice! still needs pix and lulz. --Tristan s 11:48, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

• • • Waco was fucking WIN, especially "the FBI took the disk and then threw her back in the fire" - which is both true and hilarious. Also it's another example of my Kid Got Shot rule (i.e. this is invariably the outcome of any misuse of firearms in America - tragic accident while cleaning a gun = kid got shot, cop involved in unlawful killing = kid got shot, emo kid goes fucking mental=kid(s) got shot. Darwinian selection at it's finest. Crakwhrrr 15:51, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

• • • • Poetry --Eppigy 17:06, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Sorority Kicks out Non-Hotties

Delta Zeta sorority of Indiana cares more about its good image than any political shit.Voronic 13:22, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Osbournes are Closed

Due to AIDS

She never says who it is. My wager goes to the sister who didn't want to be on the show, some more distant relative, or Kelly herself.DjangoDurango 08:04, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

That show was still on? -- Beat me! ^{Raep me!} _{Make me feel cheap!} 15:05, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Waco

Wow! LOL! Well done (lewrawlz...pun intended) everyone. Nominate for Article of the Now.

--Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 21:27, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Politics & The Internets: McCain B&

Meanwhile, Tuesday was supposed to be a good day for Mr. McCain’s web efforts. After all, his team finally got on the MySpace/Facebook bandwagon by creating official profiles on the social networking sites. Unfortunately, some sort of miscommunication appears to have led MySpace administrators to delete all of the unofficial pro-McCain profiles, some of which had incorporated a broad network. Christian Ferry, Mr. McCain’s eCampaign director, wrote an email to supporters on MySpace, and it was reprinted in the blog techPresident

This might be worth an article. This article compares the candidates' eCampaign MySpace friends in the ongoing clusterfuck for the 2008 White House.

YouTube does politics.

--Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 01:44, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Lol, netsplit

Gives me an excuse to test out my new sig--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 04:36, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

• I <3 it lol. --Blargh 05:17, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Hei Fgs:

“	Encyclopædia Dramatica does not accept add requests from bands.	„
—Confirm Add Friend, MySpace

FUCK YOU, ED:MYPACE. --The Finn 10:07, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

• What's the big deal? I accept the friends requests from everyone so more people can hear about ED. If a band likes ED they should be accepted we're not a top secret exclusive club. --Entropy 12:29, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
• To clarify, I'm mad because I don't have a Myspace page, only a Myspace Music page. Who's the homo who runs the top secret exclusive myspace club? --The Finn 03:02, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • If by running you mean occasionally checking, and if by homo you mean cunt, then it might be me. To whit: it's top sekrit. Nobody knows how many people hold the keys to that Pandora's Box. We only know the next agent in line alphabetically.

__º__ 12:00 12:00 12:00 (UTC)

I'm on it now. --Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 18:02, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

• I don't see the need to de-friend people unless they're annoying, if they added ED that could mean they genuinely like ED. I know people in bands who use their band myspace as a regular page to talk to people. --Entropy 19:19, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

• I think it was the default setting...which I've now fixt.

--Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 21:12, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

• It was a setting, I'd never even checked what the settings were before but I do check the friend requests and messages every day. I put you in the top friends so now your in the top secret exclusive homo myspace club. --Entropy 12:31, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

K-1 Kiss

I motion for jewtube of the now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVT-9TB2pNs Dj babybear 12:03, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

What. The. Fuck. Is. This?

Lies and Jews and lies and Jews.

I'll article this later on today - all I saw when I watched this was: Commies and Sand niggers must die. Jews are your friends. Sand niggers must die. Jews deserve all your taxes. Schwarzenneger is a liberal Nazi. Sand niggers must die. America pwns you. Stop h8ing America, bring back your tourist dollars Crakwhrrr 12:53, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

• It's called faggotry here...turd burglary to you. Plz to be sending the GBEDiots to throw rocks at the American School in St. John's Wood like I used to Captain Crakwhrrr!

PS...lol

--Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 22:18, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Julie Amero trolled by Last Measure?

"The pop-ups never went away. It was one after another," she testified. "They were continuous. Every time I clicked the box in the corner, the red box, the red X, more were generated."

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20070214-8850.html Transcripts: http://www.norwichbulletin.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070225/NEWS01/702250334 Leam 19:14, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Front Page

Essjay needs front pageing asap. y/n? ~ CATS 08:44, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

A TOW editor being a lying piece of shit isn't news or noteworthy; it's actuallly expected. RedMachineD 11:11, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

So, you work for da ToW? This particular lying piece of shit (Essjay) might be good fr page hits.Voronic 16:56, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Agreed. Essjay should be front-paged. It would be quite timely. The Real Deal 05:13, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Double on that, but needs a couple moar pics, stock stuff will do. One of the srs biz variants wd. be perfect but I couldn't find it last night. Rly need moar classification of pics, on this one there must be lots of stuff that wd. do.Voronic 14:28, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Essjay shd be refeatured for at least 24 hrs w/in the next week, ED was ahead of the world on teh ghey puppet, doubt abt. the ryan jordan id, wikia firing, essjay hitting #1 on the BBC, and local paper (not ahead of the local paper or BBC on those, but all other internets). Yeah, improvements, gallery etc. beforehand. checked last night on scrgl, was at #16, today was 43 1st time and 37 next.Voronic 16:17, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

IRC fgtry

What the fuck is going on? mediacrat seems to be kicking people when they use memes, eg.

<ELEMENTS> hey i keep on getting kicked for typing
<ELEMENTS> mudkip
* mediacrat has kicked ELEMENTS from #ED (You're a filthy faggot!)

--Æinsidler 12:40, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

THAT FUCKING MEDIACRAT is an unfunny mudkips hating jew.

--Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 18:17, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

• OMG MEDIACRAT THINKS ED HAS TOO MUCH 4CHAN Leam 18:48, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

quote from Sheneequa:

ED IRC is the magic one

. . . I so do not want to be there.

How to note an article as drama that needs moar attention?

If some RL drama w/death and legal threats is becoming A+++ what is the tag I use to declare it as such? Leam 18:50, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

www.nme.com/boards

If you know anyone who fancies a board invasion... tell them to try www.nme.com/boards

I can no longer poster there under my usual user name as posting a few of the old memes on your site, mainly to do with cats on fire and baby fuck, that even the trolls are calling for me to be taken to internet court and any thread I now post in is flooded by posts calling for my arrest, castration, etc.

With such easy drama to be had I though you may know some people who'd have fun on there.

Toffeenose

P.S. I love the site.

• I was notified of this through myspace, so thought I should post it here as it holds potential for drama. --Entropy 13:44, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

NME is full of faggotry and fail it *could* be lulz worthy SloanRanger 15:48, 7 March 2007

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Weev told me not to tell you guys that he's a sick fuck, but I figured you'd be interested to know. --The Finn 09:48, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Hurrrrrr

Since i was a retard and forgot file names. I need the following images deleted so they not be waisting precious space.

Image:117269556370.png

Image:117277373545.jpg

Image:117277154695.jpg

Image:11727521748.jpg

kthx A Fucking Mouse

Done. --Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 20:54, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

SO U HERD!! A Fucking Mouse

Coupla IRL things

Teh teenage kings of Mardockspace (one is now an adult under local law, it seems) are about 2btried.

Diaper or nappy woman got fired. Since she is still a serving officer of the USN, her arse has been kicked back thar.Voronic 17:41, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Also, good on the excellently named Fuckmouse for actually bothering to ask for redundant pic. deletion.Voronic 15:15, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Haha, oh, wow

Look what just appeared on boing boing:

Patriotic Nigras shit on John Edwards

I really wish I hadn't quit SL... I was once a patriotic nigra!

--Snarkymolarky 00:33, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Boing-boing sucks rly badly. Help to point out suckiness in our article.Voronic 16:35, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

PN is from YTMND and Something Awful? No! It's /b/ (someone finally gets it)! No, shut up, it totally wasn't them, too organized..my bet's on FARK/GNAA...god I love the Internet. You make it blatantly obvious without actually saying it, and nobody can fucking figure it out. We don't even need to say we're from Ebaums anymore. All we have to do is exist and everyone goes fucking crazy. Shortcat 04:50, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Another one for the LNN

Oh, Irony. --Snarkymolarky 20:14, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Mylot Trolling Group

I am seeking to set up a myLot trolling faction. You will also make money while you are at it, because that's how myLot works.

Step 1) Visit myLot; create account. Step 2) On the top bar, click "interests". Add encyclopediadramatica.com as one of the websites you visit, and add "troll" to things you want to do with your life. We will organize lots of trolling raids on furry groups on there and stuff. Are you with me? --Snarkymolarky 09:13, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

• Nice referrer link. I assume it benefits yourself when someone creates an account using that specific URL? --Blu Aardvark 09:36, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Actually, your referer links bugs me so much, I'm removing it. TJC isn't for you to generate revenue. --Blu Aardvark 09:48, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
    • Yes, I do make money, but I am serious about this trolling thing. --Snarkymolarky 16:39, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

JEWTUBE

4chan, ED, & Patriotic Nigras JEWTUBE group.

LOL USC Trojans!

USC Facebook story :

“	This group is not for the faint of heart. All members are athletes of Caucasion (sic) descent. DISCLAIMER: In no way are the following memebers (sic) intolerant of others, we are just doing our duty of protecting the Arian (sic) brotherhood.	„
—USC Linemen

--Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 07:31, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

ARBCHAT

* OVERLOAD would like an arbchat
<A_RAPE_SPIDER> what is the purpose of the arbchat?
<OVERLOAD> REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED

This Sunday, 7 PM EST. Be there or be shunned!--Quit _{or I'll use these} ^{your whining} 06:17, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

• • Well, it's not the mother or the close friend I'm in regular contact with. I'm not sure who. It may be one of the fundie pagan people involved stalking BigBlackSpook, issuing him violent threats, and trying to cancel his phone service. It could be lj user wetwork, who seems to have no problem posting assloads of personal info on lj, being condescending, and not understanding that canadian law doesn't apply in the states. Yeah, that has my vote. I'll try to make the article moar organized/funny before Sunday. Leam 00:04, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

How do I merged articles?

Hey everyone, I got a question here that I couldn't find the answer to on the help page. As anyone who reads the Lurkerbunny article knows, I really am her... and that means I'm a vain attention whore who wrote an article on myself but at least that means I have a sense of humor. I figured I might as well get my admittance of having a double life ad EDiot and fucktard over with and merge that article with my userpage. Except I don't know how. Plz to be helping a poor n00b? --Dr. Strangelurk 19:41, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

• Plz see this diff. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 22:02, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Thanks muchly. --Dr. Strangelurk 01:15, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Thumbnails Gone Fugly

It came to my attention a month or so back where whenever a new GIF or PNG file was uploaded then thumbnailed in an article, it would look like ass. Now as of recently I see the older uploaded ones starting to look the same. No I'm not gonna break all your balls for it; I don't care THAT much, but just something Id like to note. --Jawsome^{RAWR BITCHES!!} 03:17, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

• Yeh, I noticed that recently on Image:Lazypedo.png -Æinsidler 09:25, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Hrm, now it seems that animated gif's thmbnailed wont animate (Party hard smithers: Template:btard ) either that or my firefox browser has gone all furguttory on me. --Jawsome^{RAWR BITCHES!!} 13:04, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
    • Me too. HMMMMM. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 16:04, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
      • Dittitto...all 4 of my browczars say ED .gifs are fail. Except foar Li'l Mudkips!

--Abu Hurairah al Mudkips 23:42, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

LNN: Niggers scared of Elton John!

Pope of Tobago wants Elton John banned in case he spreads teh ghey. Tha'ss sum smartz negra there Crakwhrrr 14:54, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Trump v. Rosie

We really should expand on this ongoing lulzfest.

--Abu Hurairah al Mudkips 23:50, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Team YouTube...GO GO GO!!!

SPARTAAANS!!! TONIGHT WE DINE ON THIS FAG!!!

“	I'm not advocating trolling; I'm just sayin' it 'appens...rite.	„
—Jimmy Pursey -SHAM 69

--Abu Hurairah al Mudkips 00:52, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

• He neglected to mention that Freddie Mercury was Persian. Persian cultural pride, thunderbolts, lightning, etc. --Litterbox 01:24, 17 March 2007 (UTC)