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Contents 1 Anyone interested? 2 To much rule 34 for the pokemon page? 3 Chinstraps vs Neckbeards 4 Christians 5 Hottest new meme 6 I am a gay black Jewish furry from Mexico with pedophile tendencies 7 ASCII Converter? 8 TimeCube Jr? 9 MAJOR editing on Zeriara, need moar opinions 10 liltwiztidsammi of ICP article nudes 11 ED Wallpaper 12 New Addition to the devianTART fuckwads 13 WOLFQUEST 14 Username question / moar you know 15 Man or woman? 16 http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Sandbox&action=edit&section=new 17 Essjay back on Wikipedia? 18 LJ Fandom wankery causes Brad to quit LJ 19 Womensspace hardline feminist Cheryl_Lindsey_Seelhoff gives up after anonymous destroys her website and life 20 Drop and Give Him $20 21 Review 22 Bug on ED with making /b/ link 23 Bug with protection of Asperger's syndrome 24 Leads on Scissors-chan

[edit] Anyone interested?

I'm at work, can't start reading this and making a page on ED if it is indeed as lulzy as I am told. http://fakesteve.blogspot.com

[edit] To much rule 34 for the pokemon page?

Any thoughts? Jericho 19:32, 4 August 2007 (EST)

Yes. I think it's EPIC LULZ.

--OldDirtyMudkips 01:44, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Chinstraps vs Neckbeards

Obviously there is overlap between Chinstrap and Neckbeard. Should Chinstrap be deleted? Sorbitol 16:20, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Christians

lulz, ED listed as a good resource re: Right to Life on a hardcore Christian web site. --Chankachankaboo 13:14, 28 July 2007 (CDT)

• HAHAHAHA, oh fuck that is win. <3 --Drunkenlazybastard 07:28, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

• lol whut, they obviously can't understand the sarcasm in that article. Xanthine 01:07, 31 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Hottest new meme

Krystal_Can't_Enjoy_Her_Sandwich. I was sold after reading one paragraph. --Sheneequa • Talk 18:09, 28 July 2007 (CDT)

• SEAKING > Krystal_Can't_Enjoy_Her_Sandwich ~Subzan

[edit] I am a gay black Jewish furry from Mexico with pedophile tendencies

Any lolis want to yiff in the back of a clay oven? --Blu Aardvark 21:54, 28 July 2007 (CDT)

• This is the funniest thing anyone has ever said ever. --Sheneequa • Talk 16:55, 30 July 2007 (CDT)
  • You fergot to add "Illegal Immigrant Wetback" before "from Mexico", and "and Crohn's Disease from eating too many Jalapeno peppers" after "tendencies". But then again, it would have been too fucking long. So fuggedit. Die clown die 13:37, 3 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] ASCII Converter?

Can anyone recommend a good ASCII converter? Philaster 22:19, 28 July 2007 (CDT)

• [1] --Blargh 20:00, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] TimeCube Jr?

ARTICLE ME. --Sheneequa • Talk 04:33, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] MAJOR editing on Zeriara, need moar opinions

Ok, so as many of you may be aware the article for Zeriara was a mangy and x-box hueg mess. I spent the last few hours going through it section by section and trying to edit out all the Shit_nobody_cares_about from it and repetitive shit. There were also a ton of text/image collisions which were rather annoying that I fixed, as well as tried to make the article as a whole flow and read better (before it was a jumbled mess of random sections thrown in). I realize that I deleted a whole shit ton from it, so I wanted second opinions from others about this change. I didn't get to every thing that I wanted to in it. I'm still not really happy with the "REAL LIFE ENCOUNTERS" and the sections Pedophilia through Hate. Also: Someone should check to see if outside links to her journals etc are actually still there and haven't been baleeted. Also, her dox should probably be moved to JZ's dox bin http://hostdive.ath.cx/~januszeal/doxbin/ off site. --Drunkenlazybastard 06:53, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] liltwiztidsammi of ICP article nudes

I have nudes of liltwiztedsammi of the ICP article. The story is funnier than the nudes:

I got her cell phone number (she claims it was her friends) and put it on the ED page. I then sent her the link on aim, and would say "lol everyone has ur number" at least 3 times a day, which would rage the shit out of her.

I kept this up for about a week, then one day I decided to ask for nudes. Then as a joke, I convinced her that I loved her (in about 10 minutes (also after a fucking week of trolling her)) and she sent me nudes.

She's 18. Don't know if I should upload though because of legalities.

Input?

also I don't know how to sign posts. —The preceding comment was added by Nick lulzy, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

• Upload dem nudes son, if she's really 18 it's aaaaaaaawwwwwwwright. Christ that bitch is a fucking tool. --Drunkenlazybastard 14:28, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

[edit] ED Wallpaper

Hai internets. I was creating a new title screen for the game I'm working on, and I came up with a somewhat lulzy 640x480 collage. Because anyone who uses 640x480 as a resolution is a fag, and because it is my opinion based upon unwarranted self-importance that the image is made of win and also works as a lolpaper, I've created a 1024x768 variant of it for anyone who wants to check it out. I can probably make it a bit larger than that, since I've actually got me a halfway decent image editing program now, so let me know if you need/want something heuger than xbox.--Blu Aardvark 01:14, 31 July 2007 (CDT)

• Is this Battletoads? Crakwhrrr 05:05, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] New Addition to the devianTART fuckwads

I seriously don't know how this girl escaped the notice of ED. AuroraDragonKaya is a particularly nasty little twit that whines about her horrible art yet does nothing to improve. She gets a lot of attention but doesn't appreciate any of it, and if you tell her like it is, you can expect much lulz. She's basically like Snapesnogger, only without the retarded fan base.

Oh, and she used to think she was a dragon.

I want to do an article on her, but I don't know if it would be right or allowed, seeing as I had the unfortunate position as one of her friends back in the days when I was ignorant. --SkylaDoragono 15:40, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

• What is this "right" you speak of. It is most certainly allowed, you are perfect to write it if you are a former friend. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 16:38, 1 August 2007 (CDT)
  • M'kay, just making sure. I'll try to get it up soon. --SkylaDoragono 23:59, 1 August 2007 (CDT)
    • The acc appears dead, unfortunately, but I left a couple of presumptous comments.. Just like the guy I tried to troll. He's only been gone for two weeks, so there's still hope. He's such an arrogant fuck I'm sure he'll check his acc to see if anymore retarded fanwhores wanna talk about his mastery of the english language.
      • Mmm... she tends to be sporadic; usually when things get tough (something happens IRL, someone critiqued her, yadda, yadda) she disappears off the face of the planet, then reappears pretending to be all happy and bubbly and shit.

Also, I'm having trouble with an image for this article that proves just how fucking batshit insane this girl gets. Unfortunately, it was posted on Photobucket, and the Wayback Machine doesn't seem to work for it. This is the original URL, and it was up somewhere between September 16th (at the earliest) to September 18th (at the latest), 2005. Any help would be much appreciated.--SkylaDoragono 07:11, 3 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] WOLFQUEST

Right when you thought furries dominated SecondLife and WoW. —The preceding comment was added by Leam, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Username question / moar you know

Does ED have username rules like we can't make names that.... well..... are..... like mine?

Also this should go on The Moar you know. It's the funniest part of the SlimVirgin article:

• That SlimVirgin still owes Brandt the inflation-adjusted $11.90 plus interest for the photocopies sent 1990-01-22?

SlimVirgin is Linda Mack 09:14, 3 August 2007 (CDT)

• No we don't, anyone can feel free to steal your user name for the lulz. --Entropy 13:29, 3 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Man or woman?

Is this a man or woman, ED? I think a woman, but it so much looks like a young schoolboy. BLANKING IN PROGRESS 04:23, 5 August 2007 (CDT)

• OH HAI I JUST UPGRADED UR IMAGE. Also, looks like an ugly dude to me. -Einsidler 08:23, 5 August 2007 (CDT)
• I think its a dude with gynecomastia or something, he looks like he has man-titties. Xanthine 17:26, 6 August 2007 (CDT)
• I can't decide. _A RAPE SPIDER _APPROACHES! 22:40, 5 August 2007 (CDT)
• It's both...it's a man-bitch --subseven 22:24, 7 August 2007 (CDT)
• It's the lovechild of Michael J. Fox and Rabbit-chan.

--OldDirtyMudkips 01:31, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Sandbox&action=edit&section=new

Help save the lulz. Go here and post the following (after quickly creating an account, of course):

[[Image:Sandbox edit new section.PNG|thumb|250px|A screenshot of “Http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Sandbox&action=edit&section=new”]]
“'''Http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Sandbox&action=edit&section=new'''” is a [[Web page]] on ''[[Wikipedia]]'' that allows for new sections to be posted onto the “[[Wikipedia:Sandbox]],” a page visited by at least hundreds or thousands of people a day.<ref name="EditSandboxNewSection">“Editing Wikipedia:Sandbox (comment).” ''Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia''. [[Wikimedia Foundation]], Inc. 6 Aug 2007 <http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Sandbox&action=edit&section=new>.</ref>

==Reference==
<references/>

==External link==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Sandbox&action=edit&section=new the “Http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Sandbox&action=edit&section=new” Web page]

[[Category:Editing]]


{{website-stub}}
[[Category:Websites which use Wikipedia]]

^^ 04:45, 6 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Essjay back on Wikipedia?

Anyone know who User:Until(1 == 2) is?^^ 05:31, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

• No, that's HighInBC. Ritegroic 10:37, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

• • Yeah, I was just about to post "Ah, crap, it's probably just some guy called User:H. [2]," but got an edit conflict. So, is User:H HighInBC?^^ 05:48, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

• • • Fuck, I should have read HighInBC first.^^ 06:08, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

And what the hell is up with all these floating bullet points?^^ 06:09, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] LJ Fandom wankery causes Brad to quit LJ

Yeah, yeah, I wrote most of it, but I think this should get frontpaged because it is breaking lulz (again): The Great Livejournal Strikethrough of 2007 --Neurophyre 16:50, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

• I put it in the banner above AotN <3 KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 17:48, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Womensspace hardline feminist Cheryl_Lindsey_Seelhoff gives up after anonymous destroys her website and life

Blogging While Female. Men Win. Hacking as Sexual Terrorism.

Proxy is like a condom! But in this case it masks your IP so every time you access through a proxy it gives you a BRAND NEW IP address but it also masks the incoming URL so you can’t block it!

These are the words of a sexual terrorist, a rapist. These guys know that’s what they’re doing. They call it “raep.” This threat is in my spam queue with all the others.

My ISP took my site down. There is too much traffic.

They are investigating.

Cocheese 19:39, 7 August 2007 (CDT)

• We still need to bring down womensspace I think. Nothing is too cruel for these fucking dykecunt lesbian feminazis. --Blargh 19:55, 7 August 2007 (CDT)
• These cunts would castrate us if they could!--Cocheese 22:15, 7 August 2007 (CDT)
• So far, I have posted 16 of the following messages in a row:

No to Feminazis Your comment is awaiting moderation.

Lol, stupid femdykebitch, got what she deserved. The only purpose of womenz are cook, clean, suck cock, and babies.

^^ 20:06, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

I've seen a few blogs refer to her as "Heart of Womensspace", which is probably a better non-powerword article name overall, with just a hint of pariah. What would ops think of renaming and redirecting? --Aghar 12:52, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

• Well she goes by her name online, so in this case I don't think so. KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 13:16, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Drop and Give Him $20

Around Blacks, nevar relax. They just might blow you for $20.

--OldDirtyMudkips 01:42, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

You guys got it all wrong, he was offering the nigger oral so as to not get killed. --Sheneequa • Talk 03:08, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

Next time, go in disguise amirite? --Chankachankaboo 01:09, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Review

I been on ED for about two months now, and I just want to know AMIDOINITRITE? Will an admin check out my contribs and give me some feedback as to how I could improve?

Here's some recent stuff I've been working on:

• Crips - just expanded
• No one likes you - work in progress
• Benito Mussolini - listed as needed when created; has since been edited apparently ~Ihateswine 05:43, 8 August 2007 (CDT)
  • Insecurity will get you flamed fagt. Just trust yourself and if anybody says anything bad about your stuff, tell 'em to fuckin suck it! Flamewars are lulzy. Disagreement is the essence of Drama, and Drama is the essense of Lulz. ~Subzan 00:12, 10 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Bug on ED with making /b/ link

Links made to the /b/ article lead to http://b/ instead of http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com//b/ (on my Firebox browser, at least; I haven't checked with IE).^^ 06:06, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

For example, the [[/b/]] I just made leads to http://b/ .^^ 06:08, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

It's because it was redirected from "b" to "/b/". Now it's fucked up. I guess it should be moved back to "b", and then just take the slashes out of the square brackets. The forward slashes are special in MediaWiki because they're interpreted as redirections to subpages. This is like a subpage of a zero title page. --Htr 07:44, 8 August 2007 (CDT)

/b/ now = [ [B|/b/] ] (/b/). Fix when you find the broken directs (whey over 9000) plox.

--OldDirtyMudkips 14:30, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Bug with protection of Asperger's syndrome

I went to add a link to Malber on Asperger's syndrome and well Asperger's syndrome is protected, but with no logs for me to contact the protecting admin. It looks like it's the transclusion kind, but unlike TOW it doesn't show where it's protected at. Anyway I don't care for it to be unprotected, but Malber should be linked from it. BLANKING IN PROGRESS 21:11, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

• Unprotected. You see changes made before June 2006 or so I think it was were all lost when we switched logging method. So yeah everything we do now is logged normally. --Sheneequa • Talk 21:21, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Leads on Scissors-chan

So I tricked an anon who knows Scissors-chan into giving me enough info to make some progress. I've got a few facebook pics and info that she's in the same highschool as anon (also making her potentially underageb&.) She's in the William G.Enloe High '08 network (A North Carolina school, btw) He said that she recently added "scissors" to her interests and is bragging about being a chan.

/r/ someone to update the EDwiki, as I'm a deplorable noob atm (and probably did all this shit wrong in the first place.)