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[edit] Important Announcement - New Extensions

First one is randomimage. The syntax for this is <randomimage>CAPTION</randomimage> or just <randomimage /> for no caption. <randomimage>Second evar use of random image</randomimage>.

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Second one is ImageMap, which I recommend using in conjunction with this extremely awesome tool.

See image to the right. This was made with the tool. Hover over his head and tatt.

Third one is EasyTimeline. It is really fucked up at first when creating the timeline, but once created it's easier to manage shit.

You guys are smart, someone will master this shit. This can be used for some lulz.

The fourth new extension is ParserFunctions. Me explaining it won't make much difference, you either know how2parse or you don't. But it is pretty nifty for some of the really fancy templates on TOW.

Number five is SyntaxHighlight_GeSHi. I don't know exactly what this is but if you get it you get it if you don't you don't.

The last new one (which hasn't been enabled yet) is DPL which can be used to get information from the site and can also work as a much much much much much better version of search. (Lol mediawiki search.) --Sheneequa • Talk 18:57, 10 August 2007 (CDT)

  • HELLO SIRS I AM PROTESTING AGAINST THE HIJACKING OF MY USERPAGE THIS COUNTS AS E-TERRORISM I AM GOING TO THE SUPREME COURT ABOUT THIS --Blargh 23:45, 10 August 2007 (CDT)





  • The syntax highlighting one does not appear to work. I tried the code samples from the extension's site. DodongoBongo 05:37, 22 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Followup on epic anon Internet Hate Machine

Whatever happened with this anon investigation of some hapless Christian family who left their n00dz on a lost camera?

http://img.7chan.org/b/src/118799308623.png

This image is too big to upload to ED and I am too lazy to break it into chunks. Sorbitol 21:10, 24 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] How do I IRC?

-BANNED

  • irc.encyclopediadramatica.com lol --Sheneequa • Talk 03:37, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
  • Delete system32 --Drunkenlazybastard 21:35, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
  • Thanx for the anal seks. Love, NiggerBaby
    • your user name is fail. change that and see us tomorrow. --Drunkenlazybastard 21:08, 15 August 2007 (CDT)
      • What, niggerbaby? How bout YoungNig?

[edit] YouTube anti-ED vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kWs3BIlibY

--^^ 06:19, 11 August 2007 (CDT)

Sign the petiton! --Runawaydevil 15:50, 17 August 2007 (CDT)

Obvious Troll is Obvious -- Cluckyx

[edit] Article drive - Waluigis-girl

Import DA profile, Export ED article
Import DA profile, Export ED article
OMG SO ASKING FOR IT.
OMG SO ASKING FOR IT.

Alright there's a topic with VERY MUCH POTENTIAL for extreme article lulz. The article already has a few but we have a LOT to work with. Fellow EDiots, take this and turn it into this. There's fanfics, there's hypocrisy, there's shitty fandoms. Let's get this featured status, you know what to do. --Sheneequa • Talk 03:35, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

  • Snapesnogger 2.0 niggers THERE IS SO MUCH MATERIAL. Pokchu and Tfo and A RAPE SPIDER and IckleBee and all yall let's get on this. --Sheneequa • Talk 03:40, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
    • Here's what we need. We need image people to make fanart, we need people to go over her vids her hentai and her fanfics and thoroughly review it. We need images uploaded and lulzed at. We need logs. You guys know the spiel. --Sheneequa • Talk 05:18, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
      • The text is now properly worded. I will get on the fanfic review tonight or tomorrow. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 19:44, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
  • someone needs to tell Waluigis-girl about her article, I know that she will act all butthurt giving us a goldmine of lawl. I GUARANTEE IT. EVERYDAY SHALL BE CATURDAY 13:29, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Winner of round 1

Is IckleBee. Icklebee pick a prize. You can have chanops, fifty internets, one night with tfo, or the MYSTERY BOX. --Sheneequa • Talk 01:48, 14 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Hai internets

Well, starting Thursday, my mom decided to take me to the coast for about a week, and I will likely not have internets during this time (August 16 to August 22). I fully intend to finish putting together all of my lulzcon macros prior to the 16th, so let me know if you have any specific requests ASAP. You'll get my attention most quickly by sending a /msg to blu_aardvark on ED:IRC. --Blu Aardvark 23:37, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

  • I will also be away from Aug 21-Sep 4 and my internet usage will be down from Aug 18-21 too. So ILU ED. --Sheneequa • Talk 01:38, 14 August 2007 (CDT)
  • i too was away for a couple of days... but you don't know me. So no worries. --Socapex 16:52, 1 September 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Japanese biker fails to notice missing leg

2:20PM Tuesday August 14, 2007

TOKYO - A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for 20 km, leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb.

The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in the city of Hamamatsu, west of Tokyo, on Monday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier, the Mainichi Shimbun said.

He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction, the paper quoted local police as saying.

The man and his leg were taken to hospital, but the limb had been crushed in the collision, the paper said.

--Chankachankaboo 23:43, 13 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] {{trolls}}

This template was quite fugly and obtrusive, and so I did what any self-respecting EDiot would do, and I blanked it. Feel free to rework it, but the old version just ain't doing it. --Blu Aardvark 06:19, 14 August 2007 (CDT)

  • I apologize for creating that affront against all aesthetics. Seriously, I have been meaning to rework it, just LOLDONGS. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 10:53, 14 August 2007 (CDT)
  • What, you thought tfo wouldn't do good? Think... AGAIN. Think a second time round. --Sheneequa • Talk 15:32, 14 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Hard Candy

Nevuh heard o' dis b4, but ws on the compulsory trailers for a rental vid. burrowed by moi. 2nd time (if the movie's worth a 2nd view, I do check the ads, omfg, syame on me). Dunno if it's worth an article, but shd. produce minor memes. Kind of dull reversal of hysteria abt. some tings wit' articles here. 2005 release, I tink. Loads o' sterf on utube. Hysterical script is here, cut and paste, dey seem to block direct links: http://www.horrorlair.com/movies/scripts/hard-candy-script.pdf. I'm paranoid but am I paranoid enough? 08:50, 15 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] SLA is a bitch

Here I was, asking 14 year old girls for nudes with offers of rare items I don't care about and they'll never get when I noticed a thread on Gaia in the GD forum. Sith Lord Ali, the resident emo fag transvestite has come out of the closet and admitted she has a vagina and photoshops her pics.

Basically she had an bad relationship with an old boyfriend, and decided that in true emo fashion she would over react and make pretend to be a fag. —The preceding comment was added by Furl, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Tyrants' Top 10, With a Bullet

"Hitler's outward hatred for Jews and Russians may have belied a secret passion for some of their greatest musical works, if a recently discovered cache of records proves to be the remains of his private music collection. The nearly 100 records, now worn and scratched, were stored in the attic of a former Soviet intelligence agent, who left a note saying he took them from the Reich Chancellery after the fall of Berlin in 1945. -- The New York Times

For Pol Pot, it was Michael Jackson's "Off the Wall," the single from the album of the same name. They say that when he was in an especially good mood, Pot (Polly-O to his friends) would phone colleagues -- sometimes total strangers -- saying only, in a high-pitched whisper, "Tonight, gotta leave the 9 to 5 up on a shelf and just enjoy yourself . Groove. Let the madness and the music get to you. Life ain't so bad at all if you live it off the wall." Then hang up.

It was said of Pot that he had almost no sense of humor and passionately detested professional hockey. Yet not long after his death, one of the four people who attended his burial discovered three Bob Newhart albums, Woody Allen's "The Nightclub Years" and "Orr on Ice: A play-by-play reenactment of the 1970 Stanley Cup Finals."

The enigma extends to Josef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili -- known to the world as Stalin. He claimed to hate homosexuality, though he admitted later in life "to trying it and kind of liking it but not loving it." His name translates literally as "man of steel," but that was belied by a nicer side, in the way a person who executes 20 million people can have a nicer side -- listening, far from the Politburo, to the recordings of the late Bobby Short.

According to Short's biographer, the cabaret singer and the mass murderer met once, at the Hotel de Crillon in Paris. Stalin requested Cole Porter's "Rap Tap on Wood," which Short played, but not to Stalin's satisfaction. According to witnesses, Stalin produced a sickle and tried to behead Short, who managed to duck. Of the incident, Short said only, "Stalin was a very gentle lover but he smelled like a goat."

And what of newly dead former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet, who once said, "The only thing I despise more than goats or a person who smells like a goat is an Armo"? Yet how to explain the 4-by-6-foot poster Pinochet kept at his country home of Armenian composer Imants Kalnins?

A Chilean daily, not long after Pinochet's death, ran a story that quoted an unidentified aide to the dictator. "A typical day involved going up in a plane with, say, 25 political prisoners. We'd play a game called 'Who can fly?' We'd push them out the door -- at about 20,000 feet -- and to my recollection not one of them ever flew. Later, we'd go back, make a pitcher of wine coolers and listen to some Armenian folk music."

Oddly, Muslim extremist and unpopular cave-dweller Osama bin Laden also has an unnatural fondness for wine coolers yet is known to loathe the Captain & Tennille. He claims, on poorly produced videos, to wonder "why a grown man not associated with naval operations wears such a hat. What is he captain of?" So imagine the surprise of American forces when they found a treasure trove of what appear to be Bin Laden's DVDs in caves throughout the Afghan mountains, including all of the duo's albums. A hand-written note on the single "Muskrat Love" says, "It makes me both happy and sad and tingly. What magic true artists possess."

And then there's Henry Kissinger, who some say died four years ago but remains "alive" by remote control. He is said to fear for his life in the company of Belgians and anyone who says the word "sommelier." Kissinger discovered music in April or May of 1998, on a car radio. According to an aide, he appeared confused but intrigued and asked what the "melodic noise" was. Informed that it was a band called the Commodores, he requested a copy of the song and soon amassed the entire oeuvre of Lionel Ritchie. He denies it to this day.

By John Kenney

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[edit] It's Page

Ok, listen- so I can get her off my back- can you make sure nobody posts any pics of Kytalise's dolls? I took one down- but there's another pic within the pic of her "art thievery" proof. Those dolls' pics are copyrighted, and should really be taken down. Srsly. --—The preceding comment was added by SocratteTheTroll, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!.

  • Up yours. --Entropy 10:55, 18 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] A Vote For Sexy Mudkips

is a vote for EPIC LULZ!

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“ 		 
The page you are looking for doesn't exist, or has been removed. Or perhaps stolen. Please try your call again if you feel you have reached this recording in error.
  		„
 

—The Management

Bastards! Flava Flav haet mudkipz :( --Drunkenlazybastard 22:03, 18 August 2007 (CDT)

      • Was it worth my Saturday Y/N? HELLS YEAH!
Mudkips > VH1.
Mudkips > VH1.

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[edit] {{youfail}}

The old template was ugly and unappealing (see: Sandbox for side by side comparison. I sprinkled the blood of nigger babies on it and came up with this instead. Not sure I have the aesthetics on it down just the way I'd like, so plz feel free to improve and/or revert. NOTE: the link on the template goes to last measure. --Drunkenlazybastard 20:55, 18 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Anime Series Template

Image:pikajewsprite.gif Thizzlehat Junction Center/Archive17 is part of a series on Anime.


The Anime department desperatly needed a series template, so after a month of waiting for sombody with moar experience to do it, l spent two hours sorting through and teaching myself how to make the dam template. l'll proberly change the picture later if i find a more lulzy one, but for now the PMS picture of Dawn from Pokemon stays. Any feedback please? --Jericho 12:13, 19 August 2007 {EST}

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    • l'm trying to find a picture with some people drawn Anime style. Though if i cant by this Saturday a Pikajew is fine too.--Jericho 15:09, 22 August 2007 {EST}.
  • A PikaJew is fine to, unless anyone prefered the old one, the new one is going up. --Jericho 21:35 25 August 2007

[edit] A RAPE CAMEL

mek article nao. —The preceding comment was added by Morogoro, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

What did your last slave die of? --Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 20:59, 21 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Ah, ED, how I've missed you

Hi,

Is this where I whine and complain?

First, I'd like to complain about this page, because it's too long, and boring. I wanted to read something about animal cruelty, but couldn't find anything. I was also hesitant to shorten it, because I'm new, and the admin's seemed kind of sensitive and to be PMS'ing. If an experienced editor could shorten it, I think that would improve the article.

Second, I want to QQ about this article, because I don't think it's funny. ED intends to record drama and lulz, not to start them, or to troll the rest of the internet, and the page doesn't seem to be based on anything. Without any references, there's no target, and a one-sided troll isn't funny. Plus it doesn't make sense. Plus I'm Kevin Mitnick's buttslave, or something. So yeah, w/e. —The preceding comment was added by Bugmelolwut, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • If you want to read about Zeriara's run ins with Animal Cruelty, just look at the contents (section nine, right here. Like you said, ED exists to document drama, so that's why the Zeriara article is so incredibly long; if you hadn't noticed, the list of people's she's fucked with is incredibly long. Use ctrl + f or the contents of the article if you're looking for something specific. If you're not, it's actually a pretty good read; Zeriara is a lulzcow of epic proportions. As for Ethical Hackers, go ahead and expand on it. Pokchu --- 19:37, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] VTEC is for jews

Students gassed like the jews they are!1! Find out moar NEOW!! —The preceding comment was added by K5233, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] THE AMAZING FUTURE OF ENLIGHTENMENT: DIET PEPSI MAX

Diet Pepsi Max has changed my life and has become my fast-forward button to enlightenment. I feel it is my obligation to share it with you, my friends. Thanks to my new e-pals, pepsi2dmax and his significant other pepsibettymaxx, I have been introduced to ambrosia. I have shared it with my internet pals and they have been eager to share their similar stories of bliss. Here is but a sample of our collective tales:

"So when my bro was like "you gotta check this ginseng pepsi out" I was like "hold up! I don't do that ancient Chinese Secret crap" And he was like nah, try it. And my life has changed for the better! I've got the girl, I've got the skillz and I'm MAXing on life! I've reached Enlightenment. Carbonated Zen. Buddha didn't need to sit around to awaken! He needed a Pepsi MAX!"

"it rained down on us all like the Blessing of Heaven. the ice cold liquid gold splashed upon us relentlessly. tasting it on our lips, we went into some kind of spiritual crazy place. at first, there were people speaking in tongues, writhing on the floor, and even levitating."

"I was fortunate enough to be given it as a mercy drink while on my nightly runs sucking black dick for crack at the local gay bar. The bartender was my savior! Little did he know that rum and Pepsi would change my spiritual life forever! The recent anal rape was all but a faded memory once my tastebuds and soul experienced the ecstasy of Pepsi!"

It is like liquid loldongkips. However, there is always someone to rain on our parade, and it is thejim, who insists upon inciting harassment. It makes me very sad that he can't seem to understand how important this is.

koneko-desu is a weeaboo who also seems to have a case of serious business about the whole thing. Perhaps I should send them a sample, so that their minds might be forever changed? ED PLZ ADVISE  :-( Leam 05:36, 20 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS?

Which one of you posted this crap on my youtube page http://youtube.com/profile?user=MagicalPockyUsagi:

I know you're "trying" to "pose" as one but you truly are one even if you're trying to fake as one, you're doing a good job. anyone can see right through your act but inside your acting anyone can tell you really are one. We all know you wanna be Japanese. How in the world did you get your wall all wapped up? And you also happen to know some words in Japanese but you don't use them correctly because again you're trying to act. Guess what in reality you don't even know how to use them correctly! Did you really buy all those items for your stupid vids? I think not! In fact, you purchased those things and happened to pile up in your collections. =) You have all the things a wap would buy. So yes stop your faking and be yourself if you want to make a more realistic video. If you're really not wap, why dont you show us the real you and not hide behind the excuse by "acting" like one.

and then

Hm, let's see, yes I am jealous of your wap self, your wap videos, and your wap stuff! No actually, I was waiting for you to admit that those are your stuff and that you're an actual wap yourself. Probably a weeaboo in denial. But it's okay! There are many people with the same symptoms as you! So, don't feel left out or discouraged. We're here for you. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Weeaboo#Identifying_someone _as_Wapanese

and then

'Hm, sure what if I am a weeboo? Does it seem like I have a problem with it or anything? But just the fact that you're saying you're not a weeabo is the case here!'

You WEEABOOS are so pathetic! ED is a self parody! I can't believe you people like to hate on weeaboos when this site is the #1 weeaboo hang out. The above quotes demonstrate the stupidity and irony of everything on this site. You people fail so badly. —The preceding comment was added by MagicalPockyUsagi, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • Type harder. And try to make sense. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 23:00, 21 August 2007 (CDT)
  • Think harder, and try to understand. Sorry I don't speak your lulzlolwuthey/b/FAILlolcatspedobearmemes language. —The preceding comment was added by MagicalPockyUsagi, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
    • No, honestly, we don't understand what the fuck you are whining about. Please explain. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 23:47, 21 August 2007 (CDT)
      • Lulz they got you good. And learn to sign your signature next time MagicalPockyUsagi your crying wap with films that are pieces of shit. See l'll even sign my user name like so --Jericho 22 August 15:04 2007 {EST}.

[edit] Anonymous is the Threat

Hysterical.Toilet for jizm 09:30, 22 August 2007 (CDT)

  • Sigh. Once again, they paint WomenSpace as the completely innocent victim, and BitingBeaver as pure as the wind-driven snow. Pathetic. --Aghar 10:35, 22 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Wiki Scanner

I be Slowpokin' on this one but I saw THIS on Stephen (no fan of TOW) Colbert's show last night. Lollerific.

Additional drama

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[edit] I've been gone a while

Don't be asking shit I don't know nutin 'bout, kthx--QuitRAAAAAAAAPE or I'll use these your whining 13:34, 22 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] FREE BOOBS!!!

Along with dropping the drinking age back to 18, this is the other part of my political platform for a presidential run.

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[edit] Next LittleCloud

I need some help with the Lulz here at Djman6666 and Neo arcane before it all dies down. --Jericho 17:08, August 23 2007 {EST}.


[edit] Template:Memes and Template:Chans

i like that they were seperated, and that one is more about important stuff involving the chans, and another memes, (and should be changed to be all memes, not just certain chan ones) they look like shit and hurt my eyes to even look at. chans looks like a wikipedia userpage gone wrong, and memes is a clusterfuck, evenmoreso then the original 4chan template. -BURK 16:41, 23 August 2007 (CDT)

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    • good idea but, we need to list memes and figure out which ones dont have pages yet, but need them, i was surprised to find out that yiff in hell, and the bayeux tapistry as well as the spice must flow, all were missing pages. i guess i need to start compiling shit lol --Theburk 19:44, 23 August 2007 (CDT)
      • There's a shit load of missing OG memes I should get around to like I did on Invisible and Facepalm (eg. I has over 300 and ED has moar than enough Tapestry .jpigs scattered around for a whole page). But new and old alike (Shit Bricks, V for Vendetta) need creating/beefing-up). But let's split up the memes into new/classic first since that was the initial impetus behind reorganising theold {4chan} template in the first place.

I'll create a subpage somewhere this w/end to discuss. --Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 21:56, 23 August 2007 (CDT)

  • I don't like the idea of a further split. What I do like is the idea of making the templates collapseable, in the same manner the templates on WP are collapseable. (See: Wikipedia:The Holocaust#Further reading). Then it doesn't particularly matter how hueg they get. I've fired off a message regarding this to the super sekrit mailing list, and White Mystery is apparently looking into it. --Blu Aardvark 23:25, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Fat balding douchebag behind Perverted_Justice can not handle it when cameras get pushed in HIS face

Phillip Eide, who pretends to be a 14 year old girl online and who renamed himself Xavier von Erck gets confronted by a journalist and throws a little temper tantrum

Eide was recently banned from wikipedia after two years of obsessively editing and re-editing the Wikipedia article on "Perverted Justice," --Cocheese 03:05, 24 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Weekend Conspirasizzle

  1. Go to google.
  2. Type combinations BitingBeaver, Biting Beaver, and Dramatica or similar words.
  3. Be amazed as it returns links everthing but the BitingBeaver page.

It's been like this for weeks. Just sayin. --Aghar 22:58, 24 August 2007 (CDT)

  • This is actually the 4th result in BitingBeaver and Dramatica. But no direct article link! Oh google, how strange thou art. KEKEKETalk to me Listen to me. 13:36, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Removing dox

ive kinda taken it upon myself to do what little i can to help ed, since i have no money for another week or two to donate, im going through and removing dox, im going template by template, deleting, and saving the dox to a txt, if anyone wants it let me know. so far i got all of them from the DA templates. so if you see "removing dox" over and over in recent changes its not vandalism. --Theburk 23:43, 24 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Massive Wikipedo SlimVirgin drama

This link and subsequent drama demand your immediate attention. SixhundredSixtySix 11:55, 25 August 2007 (CDT)


[edit] Anonymous causes Justin.tv guy to break down and cry

This guy JESSEDEW loses his mind after a 3 hour long unrelenting barrage of spam from anonymous. --Cocheese 03:16, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] lol bmp

We currently have at least 100 (actually, 103) bitmap images on ED. (Amusingly, none of them actually end in .bmp, because the fucktards who uploaded them apparently thought that renaming a file to .jpg makes it a jpeg.) Anyway, many of them are too hueg to download without truncating early, so they'll probably end up being deleted outright if they are unused. However, any user who wants to attempt to convert some of the smaller images into their proper format is more than welcome to. In fact, I'll give them a free dog and a custom-made fursuit. Desu! --Blu Aardvark 04:52, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

  • I thought the software would check for valid files. Looks like not. So people can upload zip, exe, .torrent, and any file type they went by just renaming it to JPG? Ritegroic 05:01, 26 August 2007 (CDT)
    • The software checks to ensure that it is an allowed format. image/x-ms-bmp is an allowed format. You couldn't upload an exe or torrent, but zip is an allowed format, at least last I checked. --Blu Aardvark 05:05, 26 August 2007 (CDT)
      • Notice that the vast majority came from one guy? --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   11:47, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

I'll convert the funny ones, delete all the crap though. SixhundredSixtySix 19:10, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Wikipedia:User talk:Eyrian

I have successfully driven away the little-known-but-much-hated-by-those-who-know-him Wikipedo admin Eyrian from TOW with the help of some 4chan /b/tards who stupidly but helpfully responded to my posts to raid his talk page. Congratulate me plz. This is his second time leaving this month [1], so I hope he stays gone for good.--Eyrian is gone, hurray! 20:45, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] ED on CNN

Lulz, I found this YouTube video yesterday while searching for the reason ED was down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y6LqhrdAxg Yet another reason why there should be an ED article on TOW.--Eyrian is gone, hurray! 20:48, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

  • Nobod... Oh, wait, this is actually nifty. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   21:09, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] BLARGH IS NOW A MEME

From 420chan. This couldn't be moar obvious if he'd signed it.

--Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 21:57, 26 August 2007 (CDT)

  • What? I never posted that. --Blargh 00:14, 30 August 2007 (CDT)
    • LOL but ya odb you are cool, but nakamura is a fag --Theburk 00:19, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Greg Kohs

TOW-editor-for-RL-money-hire Greg Kohs, now he's back for vengeance at Wikipedia Review outing his former clients. Epic drama with old media gossip. SixhundredSixtySix 23:10, 26 August 2007 (CDT)


[edit] Sum IRL Stuff

Another pathetic panic with innocent runners leaving a trail of flour and chalk for their friends to follow being treated as criminals IRL. Space hero Lisa Nowak is in court again, trying to get the tracking anklet off and other stuff. Other link posted here in the first place was the original YouTube abt the beauty queen who feels Americans don't have enough maps. The retarded commentary about her on YouTube now would maek the base for a grate article. Agent of teh Cabal 05:56, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Ron Mexico

Græt success! Google top 10 y'all! --Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 11:47, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] TOW confirms it

19:31, 27 August 2007 Fred Bauder (Talk | contribs) blocked "Miltopia (Talk | contribs)" (account creation blocked, e-mail blocked) with an expiry time of indefinite ‎ (Turns out he was a sock of Blu Aardvark)

I'm currently lol'ing my ass off. --Blu Aardvark 15:12, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Incoming DevianTART lulz

Found something on the Ripping Forum that may or may not develop lulz depending on how wound up people get. 

http://forum.deviantart.com/community/rips/907818/

Best so far "thanks well i have emailed youtube saying that if the video is not removed in 24 hours i shall take this story to the news" - Child_Of_The_Rose

--Cluckyx 16:08, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Maybe they shouldn't check the list of wanted articles after all...

Action item #2 at this page sends new guys to the list of pages that have multiple links but no articles... During this cleanup-happy time maybe that (and a few other guidelines) should be struck-out for a moment, to keep people from trying to write "Mecha-Hitler". --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   21:16, 27 August 2007 (CDT)

  • While you probably already know this, that's automatically generated and the only way we can change what's on it is by manually removing links from every article a link is in. However, if you wrote an article about the meme of Mecha Hitler (see Encyclopedia Dramatica:About) and not a shitty, Unfunnypedia quality article about Mecha Hitler, that would almost certainly be worth keeping. --WM 10:25, 28 August 2007 (CDT)
    • I'm just saying that as a recommendation for newcomers who want to help, it should probably be removed or temporary strike-through. Sadly, though, I'm a sucker for a challenge and I can't think of anything harder to pull off than a Mecha Hitler article, and probably won't sleep until I write a worthy contender. Damn you, but not in that way. --Aghar  Image:Aghar_hockeydog_signature.gif   08:17, 29 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Mecha-Hitler and related Faggotry

In the future plox to be asking me or another meme-ionado like Jawsome about the history and/or worthiness of a meme. Again, just cos it's an old, forced or shit meme destined for meme heaven before the year is out, doesn't mean you should delete it. --Image:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifOldDirtyMudkipsImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gifImage:Littlemudkip.gif 12:07, 29 August 2007 (CDT)

  • PS Deletion PROTIP: Don't delete anything that is the #1 hit when you put it in The Google.

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